Ok, I wrote this with the intention of annoying a friend .. I'll see what happens :)
Anyhow
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The Queen ant was in constant agony, she gave birth at a constant rate every 0.05 seconds.
Here lays the story of Morris The many
Morris lived a Morris life, as did all the other Morris.
Morris would sleep in his Morris bed, Morris would begin Morris day with a Morris Meal, and Morris would take the Morris transport to his usual Morris cave to Morris further into Morris.
Though, one day poor Morris was traveling the Morris called Morris and he lost his Moriss scent, dazed Moriss used his own Morris eyes and saw for the first time. Morris stared and stared as far as Morris could. Morris felt Morris as there was all these other Morris - all in strange Morris and Morris. Morris felt strange Morris feelings.
"Praise Morris" thought Morris, and he suddenly heard the words of Morris.
"Morris time for lunch!"
"Coming Mum" - shouted a nasaly Morris Morris
Morris thought he found Morris, but suddenly - Morris shook and Morris saw the biggest Morris of all, as a giant Morris covered Morris and came crashing onto Morris, then Morris ate lunch.
Morris was crushed and Morris was quickly dieing - Morris saw Morris but it was too late and of no use, because Morris was Morris.
Morris moved on, but there was another Morris to replace Morris.
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... I think its safe to unread this one.
(eta: I could add some more Morris in there .. hmm, I'll leave it like this for now though :p)
(eta2: added more Morris)
Needs morris Morris.
You should read Cain's "Longest most stupid joke ever" (i dont recall where it is or what its name is accurately)
There I think thats enough Morris
@John I'll look around for it
(Eta: Fixed the name LOL!)
Ahh .. my friends said it was a mind fuck and it was painful to read :)
Satisfaction ...
eta : oh, now they're drawing pictures about me ... great
I had to read this twice.
It was quite clever.
Ream Works rang - Stallone is interested . .
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on December 29, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
You should read Cain's "Longest most stupid joke ever" (i dont recall where it is or what its name is accurately)
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18554.0
second post.
enjoy.
:x THATS SOO LONG
I'm sorry long is long but thats just too long :x :x :x I don't think I can read it :lol:
Oh, THIS is where I found that joke.
I laughed at the end. When I finally got there. :lol:
My eyes glazed over by the second paragraph, I'll get around to it one day
Quote from: NotPublished on February 23, 2010, 08:38:22 PM
My eyes glazed over by the second paragraph, I'll get around to it one day
:lulz: It's worth it.