https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p07q0jd2/what-is-the-fascination-with-the-illuminati-conspiracy-?fbclid=IwAR1d_tmjnZ96WCmpsyRbIfSmi_NP1fYtpOs5rByxPKzQ4tgwcAl7BRZox-M
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Hey, they got within 6 years this time. :lulz:
To be fair, my editing the year randomly on Wikipedia probably isn't helping the BBC research department any
I'm furious that we aren't spiritual authorities here. The BBC should need to come to us for answers so we can tell them of the ten thousand names of Eris and why they're fucking wrong about everything.
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2019, 06:02:04 PM
To be fair, my editing the year randomly on Wikipedia probably isn't helping the BBC research department any
:lulz:
Quote from: nullified on October 14, 2019, 06:08:33 PM
I'm furious that we aren't spiritual authorities here. The BBC should need to come to us for answers so we can tell them of the ten thousand names of Eris and why they're fucking wrong about everything.
See Cain's post, above.
The very last thing we want is for people to know the actual facts. Sucks all the opera right out of everything.
Who said I wanted to give them facts? I'm very much in the camp of "show, not tell" when it comes to why they are wrong. We would be telling them of things, but it's up to them to sift the bullshit from the chao. They're professionals, they can handle it.
Attn guests: if you are looking for illuminati sleeper agents there are at least three in this thread, but I wont tell you who.
This is the assignment you get when you mess things up too many times.
Note: It's totally not me, so you can take me off your lists.
Trust me.
Quote from: Faust on October 14, 2019, 07:37:03 PM
Attn guests: if you are looking for illuminati sleeper agents there are at least three in this thread, but I wont tell you who.
This is the assignment you get when you mess things up too many times.
It's that LMNO bastard. We all know what he done.
What am I? Chopped liver?
I was discordian before I knew what discordian meant, although I had to suffer the blessings of the goddess to truly find myself. It cost a lot of years and was painful but, well er... yeah, sorry about JFK, I farted and it was misinterpreted.
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 14, 2019, 08:29:15 PM
What am I? Chopped liver?
LMNO killed a man with a guitar pick, and then used the man's jaw as a wah wah pedal.
D/N/T
WORST MOVE YOU MADE SINCE YOU WENT TO SUPERCUTS, SON.
Dude in the waiting room has a weird email addie.
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 14, 2019, 08:29:15 PM
What am I? Chopped liver?
Well, it wasn't my first guess, but it was on the list, yes
I have news for you, highly as anyone may regard me, I am Shitbag.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2019, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 14, 2019, 08:29:15 PM
What am I? Chopped liver?
LMNO killed a man with a guitar pick, and then used the man's jaw as a wah wah pedal.
D/N/T
WORST MOVE YOU MADE SINCE YOU WENT TO SUPERCUTS, SON.
That doesn't even make the list of his actual criminal activities. That was a friendly Saturday night for him.
Once you start tallying the body count after the Mustache Incident, he starts looking less like a mildly concerning denizen of the underworld and more like a deranged war criminal. If only there was an actual war to tie it all to...
The crops withering throughout the northeast was admittedly deserved and necessary, but the follow up plague of singing lung flukes was simply unnaturally cruel. Nothing but creaky, off key yodeling from New York to New Hampshire.
By the time you get to his love of horses, you're convinced LMNO isn't even a person so much as a particularly awful streak of bad luck that happened to an awful lot of people. Less of a force of nature, more a terrifying accident of physics.
"It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than Cramulus's fake moustache—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over Roger's toilet, that approached upon us, crushing the frantic fnords and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all cat penii."
Hey, we were talking about LMNO, not the ghost of TGRR's Ass.
There's a difference?
If I have been given one hill to die upon, gubdarnit, then let this be my hill. I'm seriously tired of living, need to get a final stand in here before I bow out.
While I admit there is a only very subtle taxonomical distinction between the two, generally speaking you can safely assume LMNO is involved when your nostrils aren't being assaulted by smells like a metal fire in an 18th century soap factory.
Quote from: Cain on October 14, 2019, 11:02:52 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on October 14, 2019, 08:29:15 PM
What am I? Chopped liver?
Well, it wasn't my first guess, but it was on the list, yes
A certain portion of anyone is liver really. Like 1/40th by weight.
Quote from: The Johnny on October 15, 2019, 02:02:21 AM
"It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than Cramulus's fake moustache—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over Roger's toilet, that approached upon us, crushing the frantic fnords and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all cat penii."
Sorry to hear about your cat's penis, by the way.