Ernie has proven this fact to me without a doubt. There are angels and demons in the air all around us that we cannot see; all we need is a tv or radio to prove this. Since the air all around us is full of
things we can't see (such as radio waves), and you can't see angels or demons, they are in the air all around us.
Flawless Victory...Despite his anger at my pointing out that I ALSO can't see the Queen of England, and told him we better bow just in case.
The queen of england does not exist.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2012, 06:54:36 PM
The queen of england does not exist.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! SHE DOES EXIST, IT'S JUST THAT YOU CAN'T SEE HER BECAUSE RADIO WAVES ARE IN THE WAY!
Jesus thats like that time my dad made the you cant see your brain either argument to my sister (who is also catholic and just didnt want to go to church)
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:01:09 PM
Jesus thats like that time my dad made the you cant see your brain either argument to my sister (who is also catholic and just didnt want to go to church)
His argument has morphed to "People used to see angels & demons in the past, before we had radio."
:? :lulz: :?
Oh, I heard about that shit. EVPs, right? I heard you shouldn't fuck with that cos it's like doin a wee-gee board all by yrself n shit.
TRUE STORY: My old baton twirling teacher from when I was nine had a statue of mother mary in her house and don't you know, the head of that statue lopped right OFF and blood started POURING OUT. She told us 7-9 year-old little girls that the priest told her to bury it in the back yard and say some Heil marys for like ten nights and some other stuff and that's why we should never let a boy sleep over our houses when we grow up until we're married.
Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.
His argument SEEMS to be that the radio waves (which we can't see) are blocking our view of angels.
I will go over now and offer the idea that we microwaved them all to death.
BRB.
You should ask him what supernovae do to alien angels.
God is a right bastard. Omnipotent and omniscient, but he can't be bothered to fit his angels with lead so they can do their job. What a cheapskate.
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Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.
His argument SEEMS to be that the radio waves (which we can't see) are blocking our view of angels.
I will go over now and offer the idea that we microwaved them all to death.
BRB.
"Shut up. You're a fucking liberal pig."
Quote from: navkat on March 28, 2012, 07:06:30 PM
Oh, I heard about that shit. EVPs, right? I heard you shouldn't fuck with that cos it's like doin a wee-gee board all by yrself n shit.
TRUE STORY: My old baton twirling teacher from when I was nine had a statue of mother mary in her house and don't you know, the head of that statue lopped right OFF and blood started POURING OUT. She told us 7-9 year-old little girls that the priest told her to bury it in the back yard and say some Heil marys for like ten nights and some other stuff and that's why we should never let a boy sleep over our houses when we grow up until we're married.
WAT :lulz:
You can, like, detect and measure radio waves? Most things that, y'know, actually exist conform to this tradition. :kingmeh:
:lulz: well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.
Wow. :lulz:
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
:lulz: well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.
Rush Limbaugh. ALL DAY.
BRB!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 28, 2012, 07:22:45 PM
You can, like, detect and measure radio waves? Most things that, y'know, actually exist conform to this tradition. :kingmeh:
NOT IF WE SHOT THEM FULL OF HOLES WITH RADIO WAVES, THEY WOULDN'T.
Quote from: Nigel on March 28, 2012, 07:23:43 PM
Wow. :lulz:
You can set this guy off just by saying "back in the cave man days..."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
:lulz: well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.
Rush Limbaugh. ALL DAY.
BRB!
He locked his door. :sad:
Tell him there's GHOST HUNTERS ALL OVER TEEVEE WITH MAGNETOMETERS AND THEY NEVER GET ANGELS. :p
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 28, 2012, 07:30:33 PM
Tell him there's GHOST HUNTERS ALL OVER TEEVEE WITH MAGNETOMETERS AND THEY NEVER GET ANGELS. :p
Can't. He's hiding in his office with the door locked.
And all the angels are DEAD, because we MACHINE GUNNED them with RADIO WAVES! :banana:
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
:lulz: well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.
Rush Limbaugh. ALL DAY.
BRB!
He locked his door. :sad:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
He has to come out some day.
Might ask him why The Vanishing Hitchhiker is unaffected by radio waves. :P
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
:lulz: well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.
Rush Limbaugh. ALL DAY.
BRB!
He locked his door. :sad:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
He has to come out some day.
Might ask him why The Vanishing Hitchhiker is unaffected by radio waves. :P
Not sure if that would work.
Does the Catholic church believe in shit like that, these days?
I think the pope is still collecting data on that.
Anyway theres always tomorrow for him being part of the problem no? :lulz:
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Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 28, 2012, 07:32:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:29:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
:lulz: well its more plausible than anything. I wonder if he listens to the radio at all. Hes part of the problem if he does.
Rush Limbaugh. ALL DAY.
BRB!
He locked his door. :sad:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
He has to come out some day.
Might ask him why The Vanishing Hitchhiker is unaffected by radio waves. :P
Not sure if that would work.
Does the Catholic church believe in shit like that, these days?
They believe a guy and his mom floated out of the atmosphere and didn't go splody and the guy is sitting on his dad's right hand, which is kind of fisty.
But no, urban legends would be a tool of Satan.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:37:20 PM
Anyway theres always tomorrow for him being part of the problem no? :lulz:
Emails:
You should turn off your radio before you make God angrier.
Response:
SHUT UP
I don't know if this would be beyond him, but you could point out that radio waves are only a small part of the electromagnetic spectrum, including ultraviolet, which is part of sunlight.
So when God said, "let there be light", he was slaughtering all the angels.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2012, 07:47:48 PM
I don't know if this would be beyond him, but you could point out that radio waves are only a small part of the electromagnetic spectrum, including ultraviolet, which is part of sunlight.
So when God said, "let there be light", he was slaughtering all the angels.
Hang on, I've just shut off the caller ID on the plant's phones. Gonna use that.
"Hey, Ernie, it occurs to me that radio waves are just..."
*SLAM*
:lulz:
Hmmm.
Interoffice mail?
Hell yes.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:55:31 PM
Hell yes.
You know, all this could have been avoided, if he didn't insist on shoving his weird religious beliefs on me at work.
I mean, I don't WANT to drive him crazy, but he has to learn.
Do people see angels when they're in a Faraday cage? Or deep underground?
Quote from: Cainad on March 28, 2012, 07:57:28 PM
Do people see angels when they're in a Faraday cage? Or deep underground?
I'm having trouble getting answers at the moment. :lulz:
Um. Oh. BIKE COURIER.
Or better yet, SINGING TELEGRAM.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2012, 07:58:30 PM
Um. Oh. BIKE COURIER.
Or better yet, SINGING TELEGRAM.
That would involve money that I'd rather spend on other things.
Plus, it would feel like cheating.
Radio waves? Nah, guy needs to modernize- angles and demons are extra-dimensional. They hide in the folds of spacetime. Super strings and stuff.
Quote from: Danny Muffin on March 28, 2012, 08:00:18 PM
Radio waves? Nah, guy needs to modernize- angles and demons are extra-dimensional. They hide in the folds of spacetime. Super strings and stuff.
Ernie isn't a modern guy. The world is 6000 years old, Black people are Black because they have the mark of Cain, and anyone who can't PROVE their citizenship on demand should be put in labor camps (no shit). Note: He's hispanic, and frequently forgets things like his wallet.
Sounds like he'd get along great with my uncle. At least he's good for a laugh.
Have someone deliver an envelope for you.
My boss called. :lulz:
Jim: Roger, what the fuck is going on?
Me: Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.
Jim: He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.
Me: That's hardly MY fault.
Jim: GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?
Me: Um, this IS normal, here.
Jim: <unintelligible> *SLAM*
The Doktor achieves another victory for SCIENCE!
This reminds me of that discussion we had awhile back about prayer stipulations in the Koran. Like if a woman or a donkey is standing in between you and Mecca youre prayers wont reach it. We wondered if you placed a large metal bucket over Mecca if any prayers would reach God.
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 28, 2012, 08:15:52 PM
This reminds me of that discussion we had awhile back about prayer stipulations in the Koran. Like if a woman or a donkey is standing in between you and Mecca youre prayers wont reach it. We wondered if you placed a large metal bucket over Mecca if any prayers would reach God.
Wait. What?
Females are like shielded cable? God can't see/hear through a donkey?
It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.
Oh wow
:lulz:
If you want I can put in a call from Turkey :D
Does that radio trick of yours work in offices, too? The one where you were making the rest of your coworkers listen to shitty music?
If it does, turn that shit up.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 28, 2012, 08:25:39 PM
Does that radio trick of yours work in offices, too? The one where you were making the rest of your coworkers listen to shitty music?
If it does, turn that shit up.
SHITTY HIP HOP, COMING RIGHT UP!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 28, 2012, 07:06:30 PM
Oh, I heard about that shit. EVPs, right? I heard you shouldn't fuck with that cos it's like doin a wee-gee board all by yrself n shit.
TRUE STORY: My old baton twirling teacher from when I was nine had a statue of mother mary in her house and don't you know, the head of that statue lopped right OFF and blood started POURING OUT. She told us 7-9 year-old little girls that the priest told her to bury it in the back yard and say some Heil marys for like ten nights and some other stuff and that's why we should never let a boy sleep over our houses when we grow up until we're married.
WAT :lulz:
At the time, I fucking believed her, too. I was kind of frightened by it too. I mean, an
adult told us this happened. Why would she lie?
Despite the fact that my parents were completely inept psychos who never should have been allowed to bypass the plutonium sterilization chamber, the one good thing they taught me was that religion is a crock of shit. When I told them what this crazy bitch had said, there was a "talk" had with Miss Maureen the following Friday.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called. :lulz:
Jim: Roger, what the fuck is going on?
Me: Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.
Jim: He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.
Me: That's hardly MY fault.
Jim: GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?
Me: Um, this IS normal, here.
Jim: <unintelligible> *SLAM*
Not satisfied with merely being the office curmudgeon, Rog burns the candle at
both ends.
I gotta be me.
:hammer:
I love that hes hiding in his office and wont come out. Thats just flippin fantastic!
Its so childish. "woger is making fun of me for saying something pretty bizarre even for a young earth creationist. Pout."
Crazy people don't think the stuff that comes out of their ass is poo.
Quote from: navkat on March 28, 2012, 08:53:37 PM
Crazy people don't think the stuff that comes out of their ass is poo.
They think it's
words.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2012, 08:18:30 PM
It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.
:lulz:
In fact, this whole thread has helped to make my day.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:44:14 PM
I gotta be me.
:hammer:
You should totally do the Hammer dance in his office.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on March 28, 2012, 11:24:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:44:14 PM
I gotta be me.
:hammer:
You should totally do the Hammer dance in his office.
I did the Barbie dance once. My boss lost his shit.
Also, contrary to Biggie Small's wisdom, he does NOT love it when I call him Big Poppa.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2012, 08:18:30 PM
It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.
:alevil:
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on March 29, 2012, 01:11:40 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 28, 2012, 08:18:30 PM
It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.
:alevil:
See, you'd
think that, but LMNO always has a nice ass or three in between him and The Almighty, so his transgressions never make it through the system.
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Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 28, 2012, 07:16:35 PM
Your counterargument should be something like well then radiowaves must be harmful to angels since no one sees them anymore and that weve somehow made them an endangerd species.
His argument SEEMS to be that the radio waves (which we can't see) are blocking our view of angels.
I will go over now and offer the idea that we microwaved them all to death.
BRB.
"Shut up. You're a fucking liberal pig."
:lulz: Made my night.
Thread delivers. I laughed my ass off.
Where does Ernie come up with this shit? And why does he expect it to float in Roger's rage river?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 29, 2012, 06:12:32 AM
Thread delivers. I laughed my ass off.
Where does Ernie come up with this shit? And why does he expect it to float in Roger's rage river?
Because shit floats? Except when it sinks.
Yeah i was having a lot of trouble not laughing at work yesterday with this.
I think Ernie has an excellent and well-thought out position.
But why stop with angels and demons? How about djinn? And faeries? And the Loch Ness Monster? We need to enquire of Ernie the full extent of paranormal creatures affected by this phenomenon.
Vampires obviously. They cant hide in the dark anymore.
I bet it's bible stuff only. Angels and demons. The bible was shit when it came to creatures. Angels, demons and fuck all else. The author had a stab at zombies in part two but totally fucked it up. :argh!:
Isn't there Leviathan and Behemoth, as well as Legion? And there's probably more.
The first beast the second beast and the great dragon. But those are empires because revelation cant be taken literally. Only genesis can be taken literally.
Actually interesting question roger- you implied he was catholic and a young earth creationist... Thats kinda odd actually since catholics, including the pope, generally accept evolution as the most reasonable explanation. Does he also believe in the rapture? If he does you might enjoy pointing out that that concept is a protestant heresy.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 29, 2012, 01:04:39 PM
Isn't there Leviathan and Behemoth, as well as Legion? And there's probably more.
All demons
Everything not human, angel or natural = demon.
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 29, 2012, 01:37:26 PM
The first beast the second beast and the great dragon. But those are empires because revelation cant be taken literally. Only genesis can be taken literally.
Actually interesting question roger- you implied he was catholic and a young earth creationist... Thats kinda odd actually since catholics, including the pope, generally accept evolution as the most reasonable explanation. Does he also believe in the rapture? If he does you might enjoy pointing out that that concept is a protestant heresy.
Ernie is not known for consistency. He has a weird mashup of extremely orthodox Catholicism, John Birch style jingoism, and Rush Limbaugh/teabagger goo in his head.
He also took the rest of the week off. :(
Call him at home. Mail him a letter. Stand outside his home with a bullhorn.
I wonder how that conversation went.
"I need stress leave, someone questioned my beliefs!"
Actually, that would probably work.
Quote from: Danny Muffin on March 29, 2012, 04:38:06 PM
I wonder how that conversation went.
"I need stress leave, someone questioned my beliefs!"
Actually, that would probably work.
This guy has no life (55 years old, lives with his parents...Supports them, really. Has never had a GF). He has like 6 weeks of vacation saved up, so he can pretty much burn it as he sees fit.
Quote from: Danny Muffin on March 29, 2012, 04:38:06 PM
I wonder how that conversation went.
"I need stress leave, I got Roger-ed!"
Actually, that would probably work.
Fixed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 29, 2012, 01:37:26 PM
The first beast the second beast and the great dragon. But those are empires because revelation cant be taken literally. Only genesis can be taken literally.
Actually interesting question roger- you implied he was catholic and a young earth creationist... Thats kinda odd actually since catholics, including the pope, generally accept evolution as the most reasonable explanation. Does he also believe in the rapture? If he does you might enjoy pointing out that that concept is a protestant heresy.
Ernie is not known for consistency. He has a weird mashup of extremely orthodox Catholicism, John Birch style jingoism, and Rush Limbaugh/teabagger goo in his head.
We have a lot of those. They were raised as Catholics, but they lapse and quit going to church. Then John Hagee
gits em with his teevee mind lazorz.
QuoteHe also took the rest of the week off. :(
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air
Tell him it's your angel-zapper.
Must maintain composure at work!
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:36:07 PM
Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air
Tell him it's your angel-zapper.
Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office. Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:36:07 PM
Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air
Tell him it's your angel-zapper.
Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office. Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.
THIS. And youtube the results, if possible. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:36:07 PM
Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air
Tell him it's your angel-zapper.
Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office. Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.
This post is further evidence in support of my hypothesis: Faraday cages make everything better. There is basically no situation which cannot be improved somehow by a Faraday cage.
Quote from: Cainad on March 29, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:36:07 PM
Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air
Tell him it's your angel-zapper.
Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office. Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.
This post is further evidence in support of my hypothesis: Faraday cages make everything better. There is basically no situation which cannot be improved somehow by a Faraday cage.
Sort of like bayonets, then.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 29, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 29, 2012, 06:30:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 05:36:07 PM
Suggestion; get a small portable radio, and when he comes into your office, turn it on and wave it around in the air
Tell him it's your angel-zapper.
Better yet: tell him a Faraday Cage has been built into the office. Use a voice recorder, and some online sound engineering software to create an "Angelic voice" and have it preach to him.
This post is further evidence in support of my hypothesis: Faraday cages make everything better. There is basically no situation which cannot be improved somehow by a Faraday cage.
Sort of like bayonets, then.
Probably... yes, almost definitely. I can easily see how restaurants, movie theaters, bars, and the bedroom would all be improved by the inclusion of either or both of those things. And now that I know I can find angels inside a Faraday cage, I'm even more convinced. Thanks Ernie!
Although this forces us to consider the question: can Ernie be improved with bayonets?
Quote from: Cainad on March 29, 2012, 07:34:59 PM
Although this forces us to consider the question: can Ernie be improved with bayonets?
EVERYTHING is better with a bayonet.
Pistol with a bayonet. Check.
Rifle with a bayonet. Check.
ICBM with a bayonet. Check.
Bayonet with a bayonet. Check.
(http://i.imgur.com/gvNWB.jpg)
Would a Faraday cage be improved with a bayonet?
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 08:13:08 PM
Would a Faraday cage be improved with a bayonet?
Yep.
AND VICE-VERSA!
:lulz: This thread.
It's completely amazing, isn't it? :lulz:
Still funny! Although I have spent far too much time thinking about angels and radio waves. Can you imagine that episode of Supernatural or Ghost Hunters or whatever? And where do the angels live when they aren't trying to talk to Ernie? Because if they're in space with all those decades of radio waves bouncing around out there . . . it could be a mite messy.
Couldn't the angels just wear tinfoil hats like everybody else? :?
This thread is beautiful.
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 02, 2012, 08:27:47 AM
Couldn't the angels just wear tinfoil hats like everybody else? :?
Maybe they can't make the hats because they can't see their fingers to fold? Or maybe the radio-waves make a barrier between the angels and the supermarket.
Of course! The motion detectors must emit some kind of demonic radiation that depolarizes their sanctity fields!
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 02, 2012, 10:45:53 AM
Of course! The motion detectors must emit some kind of demonic radiation that depolarizes their sanctity fields!
Every time the motion detector goes off, an angel gets eczema. :(
Actually, it gives them boners, and then they can't go in because people will see their enormous angel boners, which just wouldn't be proper.
Also, eczema, but just on their boners.
Angels have nothing to have boners with. I have seen Dogma, it must be true.
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
Somewhere, Joyce Drake is smiling.
I love you all so bad right now
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 03, 2012, 01:07:37 AM
I love you all so bad right now
This is the best way I've ever seen it put. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on April 03, 2012, 06:24:07 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 03, 2012, 01:07:37 AM
I love you all so bad right now
This is the best way I've ever seen it put. :lulz:
I was thinking the same.
I love you like a year-old barrel of kimchi.
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church... That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...
Or is that just me?
I get a feeling too but its more like a heavy weight on my shoulders that gets increasingly heavier. It gets hard for me to breathe in a church after a while. Interestingly this also happens in orthodox churches but not protestant churches. I imagine it has to do with the architecture and its effect on a human mind.
Quote from: Luna on April 04, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church... That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...
Or is that just me?
I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.
Quote from: Chairman Risus on April 04, 2012, 07:12:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 04, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church... That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...
Or is that just me?
I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.
Awww, yeah. Gettin down with dead folks.
Quote from: navkat on April 03, 2012, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 03, 2012, 06:24:07 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 03, 2012, 01:07:37 AM
I love you all so bad right now
This is the best way I've ever seen it put. :lulz:
I was thinking the same.
I love you like a year-old barrel of kimchi.
Mmmmm... it stinks and burns!
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 03:05:21 AM
Quote from: Chairman Risus on April 04, 2012, 07:12:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 04, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church... That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...
Or is that just me?
I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.
Awww, yeah. Gettin down with dead folks.
The office that I work in is pretty creepy after a certain hour. It doesn't help that when the air vents shut down they make these weird whale noises.
Of course, I'm now barred from working that late, which I used to use as a means of just working 2 days a week. The boss man told me to cut it out, which is just fine. Who wants to work a 16 hour day?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:54:20 PM
"Hey, Ernie, it occurs to me that radio waves are just..."
*SLAM*
:lulz:
Hmmm.
Interoffice mail?
Any possibility of spoofing the From: header?
1
Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2012 14:55 (MST)
From: "God" <God@godmail.va>
Reply-To: <God@godmail.va>
To: Ernie <ernie@youroffice.com>
Subject: ATTENTION
ERNIE THIS IS GOD
TURN OFF THY RADIO, YOU'RE STRESSING OUT MY ANGELS
ALSO, STOP TAKING MY NAME IN VAIN
SEE YOU SOON,
GOD
1 depending on whether your mail application has the right settings, it might be quite easy. It's just that if you set a different From: header often it won't get delivered, but if it's interoffice mail, there's a decent chance it will. Just see if there's something in the preferences or something that looks like it might do it and try sending a mail to yourself first. It's not 100% anonymous btw, somewhere in the other headers it's possible to figure out where it really came from, it just doesn't show it by default.
Another, easier way is just changing the "Real Name" in the account settings, but then it still has your own email, still some modern email clients just show the "Real Name" and hide the email address by default. All depends on what your office uses, of course. And how tight your IT guy has locked things :)
Trip have i told you lately that i love you? :lulz:
Quote from: Chairman Risus on April 04, 2012, 07:12:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 04, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church... That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...
Or is that just me?
I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.
And theaters. Empty theaters.
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 06, 2012, 11:15:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 07:54:20 PM
"Hey, Ernie, it occurs to me that radio waves are just..."
*SLAM*
:lulz:
Hmmm.
Interoffice mail?
Any possibility of spoofing the From: header?1
Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2012 14:55 (MST)
From: "God" <God@godmail.va>
That in particular is a nice touch.
The vatican domain? Yeah that was a nice little cherry on top :)
I mean, I would have used .alaska.gov
spent 15 minutes browsing wikipedia and google to find some nice latin word for Throne of God or something for the domain name but none I could find looked right or recognizable enough, so I settled for godmail. I considered yhvh.va but, no.
th3.l0rd@tetragrammaton.va
Trinitas?
HAH! I've been looking for this.
Now that ive taken astronomy and understand the electromagnetic spectrum better- since radiowaves are low frequency light and kills angels powers dead but they are quite comfortable in visible light what then happens if you expose an angel to gamma rays? Do they turn into the hulk but with wings?
From wikipedia:
Hashmal is a type of angel.
The Septuagint translates "hashmal" to "elektron," which means "amber" in English. Francis Bacon coined the English word "electricity" to describe the static electric effect of rubbing amber with cloth. Later, "hashmal" became the modern Hebrew word that translates to the English word "electricity."
Therefore angels are electrons and your computer eats them to run. Science!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called. :lulz:
Jim: Roger, what the fuck is going on?
Me: Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.
Jim: He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.
Me: That's hardly MY fault.
Jim: GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?
Me: Um, this IS normal, here.
Jim: <unintelligible> *SLAM*
Have I ever told you guys how much I love my job? :lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 19, 2013, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called. :lulz:
Jim: Roger, what the fuck is going on?
Me: Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.
Jim: He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.
Me: That's hardly MY fault.
Jim: GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?
Me: Um, this IS normal, here.
Jim: <unintelligible> *SLAM*
Have I ever told you guys how much I love my job? :lulz:
That day was priceless. :lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 19, 2013, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
My boss called. :lulz:
Jim: Roger, what the fuck is going on?
Me: Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.
Jim: He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.
Me: That's hardly MY fault.
Jim: GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?
Me: Um, this IS normal, here.
Jim: <unintelligible> *SLAM*
Have I ever told you guys how much I love my job? :lulz:
:lulz:
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