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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:42:22 PM

Title: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:42:22 PM
2020 is already fucked

just opening a news website spikes my blood pressure

Government is broken

climate is broken

Humanity is broken

the insane posse is classified as a gang

I'm almost 40


fuck it... there's only one option left:

To become a fan of the Insane Clown Posse


I think that's what this world needs right now -- people in their 30s and 40s putting on bad clown makeup and spraying faygo everywhere

Honestly, it doesn't sound like a bad time.


We were just talking about it in #discord.. somebody posted some random ICP video and I was like "you know ... I don't actually hate this"

maybe we just hated them because it was fashionable, and also because of vanilla ice


And like, they're not even popular. There's no reason to get into them now. None.


But if you don't know how to relate to 2020, if you feel like everything is hopeless and frustrating -- this thread is for us


Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 31, 2020, 03:53:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:42:22 PM

fuck it... there's only one option left:

To become a fan of the Insane Clown Posse


I am sitting here feeling as if I should be laughing at this, but it doesn't actually feel funny.

This timeline is busted, and people gotta do what they gotta do to get by.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 31, 2020, 03:55:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:42:22 PM


But if you don't know how to relate to 2020, if you feel like everything is hopeless and frustrating -- this thread is for us

What does it for me is that nothing was actually broken.  All this weird nationalism came out of nowhere, because a black dude got reelected.

Or maybe not.  Every country on Earth right now is up to their arses in nationalists, except for maybe New Zealand.  It seems like we have to do this once a century, Crazy Eddie Style, and there's no way to stop the train.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:56:07 PM
actually, I'm not making this an opt-in thing--I'm making it an opt-out thing.


(https://i.imgflip.com/1qi98d.jpg)

You are all now fans of ICP.

Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 31, 2020, 04:02:24 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:56:07 PM
actually, I'm not making this an opt-in thing--I'm making it an opt-out thing.


(https://i.imgflip.com/1qi98d.jpg)

You are all now fans of ICP.

I am strangely comforted by this, as if Shaggy 2 Dope just exonerated me from being an American.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: altered on January 31, 2020, 06:44:40 PM
In all seriousness, I'm okay with juggalo music. No, really. I have been for YEARS. Dark Lotus on the hip-hop side, Kissing Candace on the metalcore side.

So, you know, I'm fine with this too. There are worse fates. I don't think I'll do the clown makeup part, but that's fine: I know some Juggalos who don't.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 31, 2020, 06:57:37 PM
This is peak despair.   :lol:
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 07:03:17 PM
Quote from: altered on January 31, 2020, 06:44:40 PM
In all seriousness, I'm okay with juggalo music.

I, too, love Vanilla Ice
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Bruno on January 31, 2020, 07:04:54 PM
Does Juggalo Nation have a crime Vo-Tech program?

I'm interested in learning crime.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: altered on January 31, 2020, 07:05:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 31, 2020, 06:57:37 PM
This is peak despair.   :lol:

Not even. Have a look at this!!

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/furry-art-iww/

Now, keep in mind — it says "Unknowingly", but the official Wobbly twitter account says they know exactly what they're doing and DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

Furries and Juggalos.

Brb, purchasing a juggalo fur suit.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 07:10:10 PM
You wouldn't be the fist! Violent J's daughter is a furry. He's got a fursuit, too (https://news.avclub.com/violent-j-went-to-a-furry-convention-in-an-icp-fursuit-1830823096).


A few years back, she bought a shitty fursuit and they made this entirely wholesome video to help out other furries:

https://www.thefader.com/2018/07/10/violent-j-from-icp-supports-his-furry-daughter-video



Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: The Johnny on January 31, 2020, 08:56:18 PM

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/453/083/d32.jpg)
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 31, 2020, 09:20:09 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 07:10:10 PM
You wouldn't be the fist!

My life will be measurably improved if that was intentional.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: altered on February 03, 2020, 08:19:00 PM
I thought Cramulus would appreciate knowing that with this thread he singlehandedly knocked me back into a nu-metal phase of musical taste and I've been listening to this ever since (not fucking joking): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czoneUVvbxw
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 03, 2020, 08:19:38 PM
Quote from: altered on February 03, 2020, 08:19:00 PM
I thought Cramulus would appreciate knowing that with this thread he singlehandedly knocked me back into a nu-metal phase of musical taste and I've been listening to this ever since (not fucking joking): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czoneUVvbxw

Cramulan thinking never ends well for anyone except Cramulus.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 03, 2020, 10:41:14 PM
.... I mean I DO already believe in miracles (Ether Theory)and question how magnets work (also Ether Theory). Really after that going full on Juggalo is just a matter of time. They also have proclaimed to be "down with God" yet hate both rednecks and shitty Christians.

Fuck I'm sold.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 02:44:32 PM
The Insane Clown Posse has a more coherent covid-19 policy than the GOP


https://twitter.com/icp/status/1253103845644828675

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWPrTdMXkAA1uNX?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Bruno on April 23, 2020, 07:27:05 PM
J/Dope 2020!
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:28:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:42:22 PM
2020 is already fucked

just opening a news website spikes my blood pressure

Government is broken

climate is broken

Humanity is broken

the insane posse is classified as a gang

I'm almost 40


fuck it... there's only one option left:

To become a fan of the Insane Clown Posse


I think that's what this world needs right now -- people in their 30s and 40s putting on bad clown makeup and spraying faygo everywhere

Honestly, it doesn't sound like a bad time.


We were just talking about it in #discord.. somebody posted some random ICP video and I was like "you know ... I don't actually hate this"

maybe we just hated them because it was fashionable, and also because of vanilla ice


And like, they're not even popular. There's no reason to get into them now. None.


But if you don't know how to relate to 2020, if you feel like everything is hopeless and frustrating -- this thread is for us

Fuck's sake 2020 was already this bad in JANUARY

Everything keeps happening more and more, faster and faster.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cramulus on May 30, 2020, 02:00:00 PM
that wasn't January, that was 13 years ago


*puts finger in ear*

what's that? January was six months ago?

*puts finger up nose*

get the fuck out of here
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on May 30, 2020, 06:31:26 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 30, 2020, 02:00:00 PM
that wasn't January, that was 13 years ago


*puts finger in ear*

what's that? January was six months ago?

*puts finger up nose*

get the fuck out of here

Now we all know what it's like to live through a time skip between seasons. 2019 and 2021 will be five years apart.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Freeky on June 02, 2020, 10:18:29 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2020, 03:56:07 PM
actually, I'm not making this an opt-in thing--I'm making it an opt-out thing.


(https://i.imgflip.com/1qi98d.jpg)

You are all now fans of ICP.


since i'm here anyway, i'm down to be here for ICP.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Junkenstein on June 02, 2020, 12:40:45 PM
This makes horrible sense. The trend of the times is to push an ideology that you don't believe in to sell people on another that you do. From icp to gamer gate to the alt right it's the thing to do to push your shitty message.

What I'm getting at is we should all be joining the republican party.
Title: Re: Nonviolent J Protest
Post by: Freeky on June 02, 2020, 12:55:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 02, 2020, 12:40:45 PM
This makes horrible sense. The trend of the times is to push an ideology that you don't believe in to sell people on another that you do. From icp to gamer gate to the alt right it's the thing to do to push your shitty message.

What I'm getting at is we should all be joining the republican party.

i'm cackling loudly enough that i'm risking waking up the boi. :lulz: