Principia Discordia
Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2004, 11:07:36 am
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(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
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Is it just me, or does he look a little bit like Brak in that picture?
(http://www.cse.ucsc.edu/~zachary/images/brak.gif)(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
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Sounds like him, too.
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Hail Brak!
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he looks disturbing
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There is a definite evil malevolence there that cannot be mistaken by anyone not a cabbage...
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ok thats just wrong!!
::squishes brak tight:
Im gonna marry him someday!
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Chaos? Yes. Beneficial? No.
I'd always thought that knighthoods were reserved for idiots and sainthoods for genuine, first-class chaoticians...
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My fellow Americans.
::feedback::
Sorry. Heh heh heh.
I am pleased to accept my party's nomination for sainthood.
In the words of that great American, Yogi Berra, "I want to thank you for making this day necessary."
Undoubtably many of you are thinking, what does the President of the United States have to do with Discordianism? The answer is, of course, nothing what so ever. But that never stopped Al Gore from inventing the internet and I whupped his ass. And I whupped Saddam Hussezitname.
This great honor I humbly accept in the tradition of all great American evangeli, er, Presidents. I remember when I first said, "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there." It seemed just like yesterday.
And then I said, "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." Doesn't that bring a tear to your eye?
In conclusion I want to say I did not collude with either Hotsuma or Prince Tacos Jonies for this honor. Whatever happens let the best man win and that best man is me or I am not my father's best man.
You may go back to working for Disney and McDonald's now.
(http://www.luminet.net/~tgort/seal.gif)
Note: The password to President Bush is still in the public domain. ("GeorgeW") Doesn't anyone want to play?
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There is a definite evil malevolence there that cannot be mistaken by anyone not a cabbage...
Nope. You're thinking of Cheney. Nothing evil about Bush...just stupidity. He suffers from, it is said, terminal brain siphylus. He just isn't CAPABLE of evil. Chaos, though, is a different ball game.
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My fellow Americans.
::feedback::
Sorry. Heh heh heh.
I am pleased to accept my party's nomination for sainthood.
In the words of that great American, Yogi Berra, "I want to thank you for making this day necessary."
Undoubtably many of you are thinking, what does the President of the United States have to do with Discordianism? The answer is, of course, nothing what so ever. But that never stopped Al Gore from inventing the internet and I whupped his ass. And I whupped Saddam Hussezitname.
This great honor I humbly accept in the tradition of all great American evangeli, er, Presidents. I remember when I first said, "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there." It seemed just like yesterday.
And then I said, "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." Doesn't that bring a tear to your eye?
In conclusion I want to say I did not collude with either Hotsuma or Prince Tacos Jonies for this honor. Whatever happens let the best man win and that best man is me or I am not my father's best man.
You may go back to working for Disney and McDonald's now.
(http://www.luminet.net/~tgort/seal.gif)
Note: The password to President Bush is still in the public domain. ("GeorgeW") Doesn't anyone want to play?
Whomever this is, you are a frickin' GENIUS.
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I disagree. Bush causes havoc, but only the Goddess can cause chaos.Now Clinton,that was a discordian.I love the fact that on the last days of his administration,his staff trashed the place,and removed the letter W (23rd letter of the alphabet) from all the computers. At best,Bush is a unrealized Eristic Avatar.,which is quite different from being an erisian.
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I'm inclined to agree with the Rev. Verthaine. He's certianly innocent of the Law of Eristic Elevation, and is absolutely an Eristic Avatar. 'Course, that doesn't mean he can't be a saint.
-CF
"HAVOC!!!!!"
"Hey, who let the dogs out?"
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(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
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I think its a line inna VNV nation song
CRY HAVOC AND RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR
good times
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VNV Nation, huh? Never heard of 'em...
I always thought it was Shakespere... but then again, I'm frequently wrong.
-CF
PS: Directly on the topic of Bush again, I offer the following into evidence, my favorite Bushism of all time, so classified not because of glaring grammatical errors (there aren't any) or utter meaninglessness (not that either), but because it's one of the few lucid things that has ever come out of his mouth, and it's still really scary.
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
- aboard Air Force One, June 4 (I think), 2003
Whether this is a pro or con thing vis a vis Bush being a saint, I refuse to say. I think it speaks for itself.
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maybe they took the line from him, most new music isnt very origional anyway
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No, it's not... still, paying homage to a centuries-since-turned-into-moldy-bits playwright is better than eminem & Miss Aguleira (whatever) and Fred Durst blathering about their vapid rutting or wish-we-were-rutting or whatever ya wanna call it.
So this VNV nation, if you had to... categorize them, what kinda music are they quoting the bard to?
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goth, or synth pop
or EBM
good to dance to, but sadly this groups more recent stuff is like Emo with a drum machine
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
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goth, or synth pop
or EBM
good to dance to, but sadly this groups more recent stuff is like Emo with a drum machine
Ah... well, something to keep in mind the next time I summon KaZaA! to do my bidding...
CF
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(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
sure...
show me where it says these things are mutualy exclusive!
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Anybody notice GWB has one squinty eye....kinda like Popeye?
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you should see him put away the spinach...
spinach is not to be confused for cabbage.
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He puts away the money, too.
(which is also not to be confused with cabbage.)
He likes that green stuff, huh?
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He does seem to like his greens.
You think he's stoned in that pic?!?!?
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He does seem to like his greens.
You think he's stoned in that pic?!?!?
indubitably
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ITYM "indubyatably". ;)
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(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
sure...
show me where it says these things are mutualy exclusive!
RIGHT HERE
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/53.php
*banishes chaosgraves:agentoferis to the DDR dungeon of Discordian heresy and shame*
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
::sits on chair next to freudian couch::
talk about 'theology' MMmhhmmmmm
talk about 'think for yourself....according to the principia only'
(knowledge + rules =brainwashing)
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(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
sure...
show me where it says these things are mutualy exclusive!
RIGHT HERE
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/53.php
*banishes chaosgraves:agentoferis to the DDR dungeon of Discordian heresy and shame*
oh I see now!!! those who belong to the orders of discordia are cabbages?!?!?
or are they discordians, only?!?!?
sorry I missed your point here, but thanks for the link.
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(http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20040525-105648-3212.jpg)
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
sure...
show me where it says these things are mutualy exclusive!
RIGHT HERE
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/53.php
*banishes chaosgraves:agentoferis to the DDR dungeon of Discordian heresy and shame*
It is also believed that they have been costuming cabbages and passing them off as human beings.
I hope you didn't mean this... because this doesn't say that a cabbage can't be a discordian saint....
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It says they're agents of greyface. Why would a greyface be a Saint?
"They form the skeleton of the Aneristic Movement, which over emphasizes the Principle of Order and is antagonistic to the necessary compliment, the Principle of Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all hung up on authority, security and control; i.e., they are blinded by the Aneristic Illusion."
Also....
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/67.php
"Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about Saints."
What kind of Saint is he supposed to be, of nasty oil greedy, stupid, business men, drinking and driving, anti-arab sentiment saint?
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sainthood available here!!!
for only 5 tons of flax
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It says they're agents of greyface.
Also....
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/67.php
"Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about Saints."
What kind of Saint is he supposed to be, of nasty oil greedy, stupid, business men, drinking and driving, anti-arab sentiment?
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I get it now Darling, they don't understand their hypocrisy because they've never read the damn Principia.
Just wandered in here and started yaking about crap they know nothing about.
And then criticize those that do.
The nerve.....
Where's the Pope?
Excommunication letters all around.
Bush a Saint......
What an idiot.
" POEE proclaims that the other division is preferable, and we work toward the proposition that creative disorder, like creative order, is possible and desirable; and that destructive order, like destructive disorder, is unnecessary and undesirable."
To boot....
Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
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I think it's a group gag.
I'll bet they're all playing a joke on us, no way could they all be that far off base.
Ha Ha! good one, you got us.
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I think it's a group gag.
I'll bet they're all playing a joke on us, no way could they all be that far off base.
Ha Ha! good one, you got us.
Ya Tao, you got it, that's it.........uh huh :roll:
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sainthood available here!!!
for only 5 tons of flax
Is your sig farting a green cloud?!?!?
My sister does that......are you by any chance a long lost relative?!?!?
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sainthood available here!!!
for only 5 tons of flax
Are you related to me?
It looks like you're in the middle of a green
fart cloud.
I farted one a few days ago :twisted:
::my hero::
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This is getting out of hand. OBVIOUSLY Roger did not intend to heap any praise on GWB by starting this topic. If I know Roger (and I do) I would assume that he is trying to bring up the question or weither or not it makes someone discordian to simply create chaos wherever they go AND/OR He is just trying to raise a few eyebrows. You know....I think it's called....ah, oh yes, A FUCKING JOKE! All this arguing and name calling is getting on my nerves. It's stupidity. Bitter Schisms are for other religions. Discordians should get along even if they disagee, and there is no reason why debate on this board should fall to the level of mindless name calling.
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sainthood available here!!!
for only 5 tons of flax
Are you related to me?
It looks like you're in the middle of a green
fart cloud.
I farted one a few days ago :twisted:
::my hero::
it looks green but this is just because of the bad photoquality in reality it is yellow....
I don't know if I am related to you but I got this fart-cloud thing certanly from my father
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yes I agree that the cabbages are agents of an order of discordia... Is this the reason that you believe that they cant be saints?!?!?
" agents of "does not mean they are greyfaces...
i am an agent of eris ... I am not eris.
1. SAINT SECOND CLASS
To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood. Example: St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an official POEE shrine.)
THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR FICTIONAL BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF PERFECTION.
so i admitt that bush is not perfect...but the above does not state what makes one deserving. ( thanKs for the link.)
so we agree that he is a pawn ( his daddy's pretty little pawn ( in my opinion) so let us determine about the man himself and not the actions he is ordered to perpretrate....
they guy makes me laugh ... himself the way he thinks or trys to justify...
he is a near perfect example on how the average joe would act if thrust into a position of power and had "handlers" handing down the orders...
he may be ignorant but we all are( just some of use seem to want to be more ignorant of others...
I would like to thank everyone for trying to understand they whys before starting in with the insults...
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sainthood available here!!!
for only 5 tons of flax
Are you related to me?
It looks like you're in the middle of a green
fart cloud.
I farted one a few days ago :twisted:
::my hero::
it looks green but this is just because of the bad photoquality in reality it is yellow....
I don't know if I am related to you but I got this fart-cloud thing certanly from my father
:lol:
Discordians should get along even if they disagee, and there is no reason why debate on this board should fall to the level of mindless name calling.
I would like to thank everyone for trying to understand they whys before starting in with the insults...
I like a good fart joke now and then
but I agree that insults are counterproductive
and usually result in both parties hitting a brick wall
of ego based pride.
Besides that, I think maybe I was misunderestimated.
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sainthood available here!!!
for only 5 tons of flax
Are you related to me?
It looks like you're in the middle of a green
fart cloud.
I farted one a few days ago :twisted:
::my hero::
it looks green but this is just because of the bad photoquality in reality it is yellow....
I don't know if I am related to you but I got this fart-cloud thing certanly from my father
:lol:
Discordians should get along even if they disagee, and there is no reason why debate on this board should fall to the level of mindless name calling.
I would like to thank everyone for trying to understand they whys before starting in with the insults...
I like a good fart joke now and then
but I agree that insults are counterproductive
and usually result in both parties hitting a brick wall
of ego based pride.
Besides that, I think maybe I was misunderestimated.
thank you for sharing that with us I hope we all take it that well... I'm sorry if anyone was hurt by what I said.
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Chaos, you've never been hurtful that I can see.
but you can make it up to me later :wink:
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I don't know why you think what you said was hurtful to anyone, chaosgraves.
But it's very big of you to apologize instead of perpetuating the fighting.
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::hugs graves::
::twice::
::just so he knows hes not been a hurtfull::
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Hahahahahaha! Perhaps YOU should read it again.
#5. Never believe anything you read.
Rev Roger,
Has no use for dogmatism.
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What kind of Saint is he supposed to be, of nasty oil greedy, stupid, business men, drinking and driving, anti-arab sentiment saint?
Why not? The Catholics have a Saint who drove non-existent snakes out of Ireland.
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Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
Says WHO, sensitive nuts?
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This is getting out of hand.
OBVIOUSLY Roger did not intend to heap any praise on GWB by starting this topic. If I know Roger (and I do) I would assume that he is trying to bring up the question or weither or not it makes someone discordian to simply create chaos wherever they go AND/OR He is just trying to raise a few eyebrows. You know....I think it's called....ah, oh yes, A FUCKING JOKE!
All this arguing and name calling is getting on my nerves. It's stupidity. Bitter Schisms are for other religions. Discordians should get along even if they disagee, and there is no reason why debate on this board should fall to the level of mindless name calling.
1. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
2. Duh.
3. Sez YOU.
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I get it now Darling, they don't understand their hypocrisy because they've never read the damn Principia.
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A little full of ourselves, aren't we dawgmatic-boi?
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bush gets my vote for sainthood, let's face it, his credentials for sainthood are self evident. i mean it's not as if we're looking for bloody martyrs for the position now are we? i say verily, even if self sacrifice were a job requirement, then surely george dubvyas countless hours spent not on vacation qualify him easily!
everyone are hypocrites, cept me.
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HELLO HORAB!!! nice to see you back here, and OMG!! you even are spelling things correctly!!!
:shock:
Who are you what have you done to the real Horab?
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Yeah, isn't it great to have him back, even if he's a pod horab?!?!
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::nods::
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it seems that practice does nto make perfect but rather procastinationa dn non-practice makes perfect instead, several more weeks of not speeling a damned single word and i'll be winning spelling bees like a madman at a shooting range.
what's that you say about pod horab? i'm the perfectly real horab, really, now if you'll excuse me... hey look over there! is that tom selleck?
/me runs away
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You've been hanging out with Colonel Failure again, haven't you?
Damn! I was hoping your wouldn't catch on to his tricksy distractingaton ways.
That makes two that got away just today. :evil: :evil:
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well i for one am jsut glad that people still know who tom selleck is.
um so er who is he?
;)
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well i for one am jsut glad that people still know who tom selleck is.
um so er who is he?
;)
He might be a Discordian. Ask Tao. He is the self-appointed arbiter of these things.
Rev Roger
Bows before his superior knowledge in these matters. (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/lol.gif)
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Tom?
You don't know who Tom is?
I've got him right over here in this nice big sack.....wanna peek?
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(creeps in)
Whew, that was a close one, I almost...
(sees Bella)
:shock:
Um...
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my mom told me that pr0nography will make me go blind...
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my mom told me that pr0nography will make me go blind...
PleEze tYPe LarGER!
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(creeps in)
Whew, that was a close one, I almost...
(sees Bella)
:shock:
Um...
gotcha!
Now, what in the world am I gonna do with this one?
I wonder if my sister would like him?
Demonica, Honey? I have a present for you.
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***
Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...
Hey...
Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...
***
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/me stumbles around finding himself in the wrong thread, inchenerently i babble on anyway
bella hunting horabs are easy, jsu tshove a sixpack down my throat and have ater :twisted:
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***
Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...
Hey...
Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...
***
Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.
Or so I've heard.
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***
Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...
Hey...
Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...
***
Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.
Or so I've heard.
Really?
Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***
Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...
Hey...
Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...
***
Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.
Or so I've heard.
Really?
Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.
Oh, well, back into the bag.
Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Sacktopia,
I shall fear no evil, because I'm the man with the beat-stick.
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***
Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...
Hey...
Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...
***
Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.
Or so I've heard.
Really?
Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.
Oh, well, back into the bag.
Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Sacktopia,
I shall fear no evil, because I'm the man with the beat-stick.
You have rendered me speechless, Roger.
Not an easy task for anyone.
Unfortunately for me, I'm laughing so hard that I dropped my sack of men and everyone has escaped.
Demonica's gonna be so cranky about it.....it was a present for her. :evil:
Oh well, I can always catch more later.
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OH OH OH C AN I HELP CAN I CAN I HUH HUH HUH ??!?!?!?!
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OH OH OH C AN I HELP CAN I CAN I HUH HUH HUH ??!?!?!?!
Yay! That would be great!!!
I think you're a natural at this.
You already caught Verthaine with your sad emoticons in the swimming thread.
This is gonna be the best present Demonica ever got.
I sure wish Tom Selleck hadn't gotten away though. :evil:
Makes me cranky.
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WOO HOO! IM AWSOME
::what swimming thread?::
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Yes, you are indeed awesome.
This swimming thread http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=72031#72031
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youre awsome too!!1
thanks
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
sheep herd mentality of the masses?
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I'm assuming that isn't realated to the proposal as the Kabal could never be considered a mass.
Regarding the gathering, I wasn't there and EVT didn't find it that great. I agree that the underground subcultures can get as conformist as the mainstream, yet in Europe it isn't as bad as the American counterparts, that ussually are a painted version of mainstream cliques, and popularity contests.
However Euros tend to be far more individualistic. Their exteriors may look similar, yet each person is far less predictable and far more independantly minded and dynamic.
The holy bit is them fucking up a Christian Holy day by hanging around one of the world's grandest cathedrals in cabbage frightening garb during that day.
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Why?
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Why?
Look, if you're going to troll at least have the decency to create a user account so we know what to call you when we're talking about you in our secret meetings.
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We have secret meetings?
How did I miss the memo on that one?
It's probably in the mess on my desk, isn't it?
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
So what? Their authority is based on WHAT, exactly?
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***
Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...
Hey...
Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...
***
Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.
Or so I've heard.
Really?
Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.
Oh, well, back into the bag.
Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Sacktopia,
I shall fear no evil, because I'm the man with the beat-stick.
You have rendered me speechless, Roger.
Not an easy task for anyone.
Unfortunately for me, I'm laughing so hard that I dropped my sack of men and everyone has escaped.
Demonica's gonna be so cranky about it.....it was a present for her. :evil:
Oh well, I can always catch more later.
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Now you're proud of yourself for making me speechless, aren't you, Roger?
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Now you're proud of yourself for making me speechless, aren't you, Roger?
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BTW: Heresy #4 is up.
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Thanx....heading there now.
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Why?
Look, if you're going to troll at least have the decency to create a user account so we know what to call you when we're talking about you in our secret meetings.
Sorry Guido.................... log in failed :oops:
This was my only post as guest that I didn't say 'oops' after
posting.
(phone rang)
Can I keep the can of troll repellant?
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Sorry Guido.................... log in failed :oops:
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Can I keep the can of troll repellant?
No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.
You can keep all the cans that you have.
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
So what? Their authority is based on WHAT, exactly?
Who said anything about authority, just rejected the idea. You can call him a saint, we won't, and think it anerisian to think so.
IOW
The Yogi Bear Kabal will not be considering George Bush a Saint.
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Yes, I as the grand mufti of discordian theology of the St Yogi Baer Cabal of Cologne, holder of the sacred apple of St. Till, heir of Bodicea will confirm this judgement of my brothers and sisters and one non-member but friend of our circle.
George W. Bush embodies all qualities of destructive order in his actions and distructive chaos in
the results of theese. Descructiveness, may this be of chaotic or orderly nature are to
be avoided due to the bad trip this leads to. Therefore Mr. Bush can never be cannonised in
any way. Feel free to knight him as Knight of the five sided castle/part of the orders of discordia.
This title is legitimate for this man, but holiness not.
Saints are a source of inspiration and embody different parts of discordian values and thoughts
or even aspects of life according to the individual discordian.
Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein? :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
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Sorry Guido.................... log in failed :oops:
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Can I keep the can of troll repellant?
No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.
You can keep all the cans that you have.
No fair!
I was hoping we could talk about my sister behind her back in the secret meetings. :evil:
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Sorry Guido.................... log in failed :oops:
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Can I keep the can of troll repellant?
No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.
You can keep all the cans that you have.
No fair!
I was hoping we could talk about my sister behind her back in the secret meetings. :evil:
haven't we already?!?!?
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Hey, that's right!
I forgot about that.
PS: It was fun, huh? :twisted:
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Dear Mgt, how about a chatroom for this site? *g*
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Dear Mgt.
How about passing out chill pills? :wink:
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icy lozenges?!?!?
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Mmmm.... icy lozenges.
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donuts... so where's this chatroom everybody is going to be talking about?!?!?
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we usually just hijack this forum from the newagers.
they pretty much hate to see us coming.....fun.
http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html
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we usually just hijack this forum from the newagers.
they pretty much hate to see us coming.....fun.
http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html
why didn't you tell whats her name that?!?!?
she might have a preiciated it?!?!?
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She already knows.
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i needed that link about an hour ago darlings.. *g*
well chill pills are good... i have some hyper pills here and am still under the influence of them
ahhahahahahahahahahahahah that might explain my last post. *nastydrevillaughter*
ohhh and anyway... a chatroom would still be good... for nice little direct talk for us... and when i wanna go swooning with my Prince TJ instead of PMing all the time *g*
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Nastydevillaughter is my favorite kind, as you well know, Sweetie.
What I really need today is a migraine pill....maybe your hyper pills would give me energy to beat this headache?
But as for a chat room.....my website has the capability to add chat.
If people are really interested in having our own room instead of hijacking that other link, I'm happy to try and figure out how to add one.
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if you must.
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I probably mustn't (is that mustn't a real word....that doesn't look right)
But I'm willing to if people want one.
For myself, I love taking over the fluffie's chatroom.
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I for one would love a chat room... so would EVT... thats two votes.... come on.
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Okay then.... here (http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html) ya go.
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I am there but you are all gone.
They did try to help me find where Jesus bought his motorcycle though.
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
I dont go to churches as I tend to get kicked out of them...and while yes most can spin that bible by takeing out little excerpts i can usually defend what is really there ( and I usually tend to do this instead of complaining that they took it out of context unless I have no other defence)... so you admit that it was absurd but now say that you didn't mean that it was absurd?!?!?
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
sorry dude, but i'm going to have to unanomously reject that statement on the grounds stated, " total absurdity and due to being an anerisian, greay faced" statement.
i think not unlike beer being good, or that chick from that show being hot, soem things are self evident, but for those who missed the class "the world and eris is making fun at your expense for dumbasses 101" i'll explainanate. well here goes, it all starts back in um 95 or 96. i was living on a former military base in the heart of south texas, when george dubya had just been elected governor of that fine eristic state(feel free to slap an " i am a dumbass" sticker on your forehead if you disagree) for no apprenent reason he simulatanous(or near simulataneous) passed laws allowing the concealment of hand guns as long as wone carried a permit for said concealed weapon(previously texans were forced to display any weapons on the gun rack of their trucks) and laws outlawing the possession of tabbacco by minors. in both cases, the de facto enforcement of these laws occurred long before their dates to go into effect had passed. in any case fast forward some number of years forward. george w. bush runs for president on the platform that he isn't a womanizer, even if he is a dumbass duty dodging daddy's boy and former cokeaholic. his opponent makes the french look brave and ol dubya wins by a hair and a ruling by "activist judges." he and his 'sub'party of neo con republicans then plan and carry out 9/11, blame it on his business partner, one mr. bin ladin, and then proceed to begin phase one of operation "all the world are belong to US!", the go word, inceidentally being transmitted by interent to agents via a seemingly inoccent fad. of course that's only ch1, the rest of th ebook includes how george dubya accepted his mighty and holey mission to bring chaos, discord and strife to the anerisitic holy lands where possession of liquor is punishiable by removal of one's liver, and how jsut because people die, doesn't make it anerisitc. the next thing people are going to say is that harry s. truaman wasn't possessed by the good lady when he said "if you can't beat them, confuse them" jsut because he dropped some bomb on a tonne of civillians which coudl be stated soem 50 years later as niether the first terrorist attack in the known history of man, nor the last.
in any case, if one fails to see the obvious discord, strife, confusion, absurdity and laughter that can be found in the every day action of one mr. george dubya bush, then feel free to slap a " i am a dumbass" sticker on your forehead. yes that means you dumbass, for not laughing when cnn showed it's highly rated epic "the war on iraq", for not busting a gut when george announced his plan to rebound the economy was "to reclassify fast food as manufacturing" or to weep in stitches when ralph nader got up on his podium and said "i'm quite sure i can appeal to both democrats and republicans"
err yeah. in any case, st. george dubya bush jr has been so beatified, cannonized and pretzeled byt he jesus1337 cabal uber offical board of offical discordian saints, officialum per ignotum, e pluribus unum, ordo novus.
in any case, i reckon that mr jones has an obligation to name a politican worthy of the honour of sainthood if george w cannot. of course if he does not so feel obliged that is his feeling, tho i find that such an feeling would be totally abusrd aneristic and greyfaced.
(* excuse my rant, and the weak yet harsh language, i just find it all incredibly funny.)
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
I dont go to churches as I tend to get kicked out of them...and while yes most can spin that bible by takeing out little excerpts i can usually defend what is really there ( and I usually tend to do this instead of complaining that they took it out of context unless I have no other defence)... so you admit that it was absurd but now say that you didn't mean that it was absurd?!?!?
Our Kabal Saints those that jake, mindfuck, and promote anti-cabbage propaganda.
It excommunicates those like GW and other grey faces.
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
Moreover, his reason was due to the fact that he creates chaos which is the wrong type of chaos, and Rev believes in opposition for oppostion's sake which is anerisian, according to the principia, according to this forum, but you can read in detail in the Kill me thread for more on that.
I'm sure you could also be right that it was ironic humor, yet got caught up in the current climate to prove a point, but the point that no one's getting is that a lot of people have been disappearing from the forum, and EVT and I have been bored or just sick of banal circular arguments in the name of negative chaos, which is what our cabbagey right wing parents shovel on us all the time. We don't come her for more of it, or to argue for argument's sake, and are trying to prove the point that destructive chaos is nasty and needs to be cut down on, on a principia board, or we'll probably stop comming here.
When we do start doing some significant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise out of embarrassment of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reflect anything that's in the principia, rather more often thant not contradicts it, which is why I left Christianity because it contradicted it's own bible, and why I come here and rag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
I dont go to churches as I tend to get kicked out of them...and while yes most can spin that bible by takeing out little excerpts i can usually defend what is really there ( and I usually tend to do this instead of complaining that they took it out of context unless I have no other defence)... so you admit that it was absurd but now say that you didn't mean that it was absurd?!?!?
Our Kabal Saints those that jake, mindfuck, and promote anti-cabbage propaganda.
It excommunicates those like GW and other grey faces.
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
Moreover, his reason was due to the fact that he creates chaos which is the wrong type of chaos, and Rev believes in opposition for oppostion's sake which is anerisian, according to the principia, according to this forum, but you can read in detail in the Kill me thread for more on that.
I'm sure you could also be right that it was ironic humor, yet got caught up in the current climate to prove a point, but the point that no one's getting is that a lot of people have been disappearing from the forum, and EVT and I have been bored or just sick of banal circular arguments in the name of negative chaos, which is what our cabbagey right wing parents shovel on us all the time. We don't come her for more of it, or to argue for argument's sake, and are trying to prove the point that destructive chaos is nasty and needs to be cut down on, on a principia board, or we'll probably stop comming here.
When we do start doing some significant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise out of embarrassment of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reflect anything that's in the principia, rather more often thant not contradicts it, which is why I left Christianity because it contradicted it's own bible, and why I come here and rag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
contraidction is the epitome of reality. in any case, i was introducing discordianism to my former sorta girlfreind, and i had leant her the pd. she was like "it doesn't make any sense!" i replied grinning wildly " of course it doesn't".
on that note, the we that call our selves sensible, (the ordo n-something or other sensibilium) are actively recruiting, and while we dont' generally agree on george bush or anythign in general necessarily, we do agree that we are quite sensible - generally speaking. regardless, i'd be embarrassed to accuse someone of nto being something on the grounds that they are soemthing else when one obviosuly is also somethign else as well, - this inference being that i'm guessing you liek taoism, but don't liek chirstian,s, yet many taosists are also confucionists, and many of both are also chirstians, or communists, or otherwise, indeed, and verily, i already cannonized most of the bible's characters quite awhile ago, as weill as odysseus of greese whose great horse led to the complete obliteration of some city back in the day( i was out of town that century tending to personal affairs).
in any case i reckon that any teenager can jake, or mindfuck or promote anti-cababge propaghanda, but it takes a real nazi to really fuck up the works and call it progress.
in any case, i disappeared because i am naturally invisible, and cannot be seen with naked mind.
we have a problem in parenthesis 4.
what's that?
pi refuses to beconsidered part of the equation.
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
I dont go to churches as I tend to get kicked out of them...and while yes most can spin that bible by takeing out little excerpts i can usually defend what is really there ( and I usually tend to do this instead of complaining that they took it out of context unless I have no other defence)... so you admit that it was absurd but now say that you didn't mean that it was absurd?!?!?
Our Kabal Saints those that jake, mindfuck, and promote anti-cabbage propaganda.
It excommunicates those like GW and other grey faces.
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
Moreover, his reason was due to the fact that he creates chaos which is the wrong type of chaos, and Rev believes in opposition for oppostion's sake which is anerisian, according to the principia, according to this forum, but you can read in detail in the Kill me thread for more on that.
I'm sure you could also be right that it was ironic humor, yet got caught up in the current climate to prove a point, but the point that no one's getting is that a lot of people have been disappearing from the forum, and EVT and I have been bored or just sick of banal circular arguments in the name of negative chaos, which is what our cabbagey right wing parents shovel on us all the time. We don't come her for more of it, or to argue for argument's sake, and are trying to prove the point that destructive chaos is nasty and needs to be cut down on, on a principia board, or we'll probably stop comming here.
When we do start doing some significant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise out of embarrassment of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reflect anything that's in the principia, rather more often thant not contradicts it, which is why I left Christianity because it contradicted it's own bible, and why I come here and rag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
so what your telling me is that because I admitted that i'm a christian that you have targeted that one character "defect" so you can feel justified in attaking me. I hope you realize that i do not approve of this man sending thousands to their death...
but I think that he said some hillarious things(Dumb but funny)...
I would like to hear of your defense of Yossarian participateing in the murders of innocents and how the fact that he was only a fictional character and so more able to acheive perfection...
yes destuctive chaos is bad... but do you honestly think that Bush would see it as an honor to be a discordian Saint?!?!?
I think not... I am personaly planning on sending him a poster that lets him know he's a Saint.
dubya we dubya the first cabbage saint on the records of discordian history and we hope you think of us the next time poppa asks you to do something you know is wrong... we hope you really don't think what you are doing is a good thing dubya, because we know that every man woman and child is a discordian pope, and we are getting tired of our fellow popes treating others wrong when we should be treating them right good forever...
but of course you wouldn't want him ... he's one of them.
bill hicks said to choose between fear and love and this christian is going to choose love. I hope you can forgive me for what others have done to you in the past and join me on this... lets not argue about weather or not he should be... we all should be... but how to get him there.
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Sorry Guido.................... log in failed :oops:
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Can I keep the can of troll repellant?
No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.
You can keep all the cans that you have.
Cool.....................thanks!
I like secret meetings. Especially the ones I don't
know that I'm at. :D
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
Moreover, his reason was due to the fact that he creates chaos which is the wrong type of chaos...
Chaos which is the wrong type of chaos? Chaos doesn't even have a type.
The whole idea of saints is absurb anyway - why wouldn't we want absurd saints? Do we really need a list of people whose shit must be believed to smell like roses so they can tell us what to do?
Vive la Difference!
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When we do start doing some insignificant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise we'll embarrass the hell out of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reject anything that's in the principia, rather more often than not it doesn'ts contradicts it, which is why I left hypochristianity because it contradicted me, and why I come here and brag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way. Or not.
O.K.
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When we do start doing some insignificant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise we'll embarrass the hell out of this one...
If we come and play with you will you teach us to be cool too?
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When we do start doing some insignificant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise we'll embarrass the hell out of this one...
If we come and play with you will you teach us to be cool too?
If anyone can..............Tao can.
If think we should nominate him as "High Saint of Hot Air"
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When we do start doing some significant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise out of embarrassment of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reflect anything that's in the principia, rather more often thant not contradicts it, which is why I left Christianity because it contradicted it's own bible, and why I come here and rag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
1. "Significant discordian activities"? Like dressing up guys in burkhas? Well, that will bring the greyfaces to their very KNEES! :lol:
2. Too bad. I just vetoed your unilateral unanimous vote. And dissolved parliment.
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Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein? :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
Yeah, but they weren't funny.
Besides, havoc is one thing. Continous fuckups and snafus are quite another.
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Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein? :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
Yeah, but they weren't funny.
Besides, havoc is one thing. Continous fuckups and snafus are quite another.
I think hitler had something definetley funny of wich he was really not concious.
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Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein? :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
Yeah, but they weren't funny.
Besides, havoc is one thing. Continous fuckups and snafus are quite another.
I think hitler had something definetley funny of wich he was really not concious.
His silly mustache?
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Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein? :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
Yeah, but they weren't funny.
Besides, havoc is one thing. Continous fuckups and snafus are quite another.
I think hitler had something definetley funny of wich he was really not concious.
His silly mustache?
The fact that he was 1/4 jewish
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
I dont go to churches as I tend to get kicked out of them...and while yes most can spin that bible by takeing out little excerpts i can usually defend what is really there ( and I usually tend to do this instead of complaining that they took it out of context unless I have no other defence)... so you admit that it was absurd but now say that you didn't mean that it was absurd?!?!?
Our Kabal Saints those that jake, mindfuck, and promote anti-cabbage propaganda.
It excommunicates those like GW and other grey faces.
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
Moreover, his reason was due to the fact that he creates chaos which is the wrong type of chaos, and Rev believes in opposition for oppostion's sake which is anerisian, according to the principia, according to this forum, but you can read in detail in the Kill me thread for more on that.
I'm sure you could also be right that it was ironic humor, yet got caught up in the current climate to prove a point, but the point that no one's getting is that a lot of people have been disappearing from the forum, and EVT and I have been bored or just sick of banal circular arguments in the name of negative chaos, which is what our cabbagey right wing parents shovel on us all the time. We don't come her for more of it, or to argue for argument's sake, and are trying to prove the point that destructive chaos is nasty and needs to be cut down on, on a principia board, or we'll probably stop comming here.
When we do start doing some significant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise out of embarrassment of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reflect anything that's in the principia, rather more often thant not contradicts it, which is why I left Christianity because it contradicted it's own bible, and why I come here and rag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
so what your telling me is that because I admitted that i'm a christian that you have targeted that one character "defect" so you can feel justified in attaking me. I hope you realize that i do not approve of this man sending thousands to their death...
but I think that he said some hillarious things(Dumb but funny)...
I would like to hear of your defense of Yossarian participateing in the murders of innocents and how the fact that he was only a fictional character and so more able to acheive perfection...
yes destuctive chaos is bad... but do you honestly think that Bush would see it as an honor to be a discordian Saint?!?!?
I think not... I am personaly planning on sending him a poster that lets him know he's a Saint.
dubya we dubya the first cabbage saint on the records of discordian history and we hope you think of us the next time poppa asks you to do something you know is wrong... we hope you really don't think what you are doing is a good thing dubya, because we know that every man woman and child is a discordian pope, and we are getting tired of our fellow popes treating others wrong when we should be treating them right good forever...
but of course you wouldn't want him ... he's one of them.
bill hicks said to choose between fear and love and this christian is going to choose love. I hope you can forgive me for what others have done to you in the past and join me on this... lets not argue about weather or not he should be... we all should be... but how to get him there.
Let me put it another way.
We are here for the irony.
It's ironic to saint a roach, and old kooks who print their own money and declare themselves emperor.
Why?
Because the conventional church would find this the anti-thesis of sainthood.
therefore, it's funny.
To saint someone who is not the antithesis of a saint and someone a lot of mainstream church goers hold in high regard is not ironic.
It is ironic only to a group that is already ironic, which the being ironic to the ironic makes you non-ironic, they cancel each other out.
Either way it was not ironic, just incorrect. A wrong understanding of principian chaos, if that's funny feel free and laugh, I'm not joining you.
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It is ironic only to a group that is already ironic, which the being ironic to the ironic makes you no-ironic.
Either way it was not ironic, just incorrect.
That assumes that there are only two states, ironic and non-ironic, and that meta-irony (if i can call it that, realising that it is a true name, a false name and a meaningless name) is just a bit-filp back into non-irony.
Personally I think that isn't the case; I think that meta-irony is just a third point on some great big Mandelbrot-like tentacle of irony. And that sounds TISSFISSAMISS to me.
I have seen the colour of irony and it is orange.
P.S. it isn't ironic to canonise old kooks who print their own money and get away with declaring themselves Emperor. That guy deserves to be a saint.
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OK, I can therefore now find meta-irony intelectually stimulting, thus am now free to laugh.
Thank you.
I'm in tears. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I like you prince...but only because...
that sarcasm might be considered Ironic by the likes of one miss alanis morisette...
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or Mister Allen is more upset
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OR KILL ME !!!
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i remmebered this yesterday but anyways, does anyone remember the old ELF site that had monthly saints of eris or avatars or someat? they sainted or honoured george walker bush sr, saddam hussein, and margaret thatcher to name a few(they only had a few more as i recall) all of which are respected members of their respective faiths. how ironic that discordians somewhere else could break the irony barrier, and allow irregular irony to sit on the same parts of the bus and use the same toilets as normal and accepted irony. for shame and beernuts!
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I vaguely remember something about that horab.
What were they thinking?
Slap them with a splintered ruler!
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OK, I can therefore now find meta-irony intelectually stimulting, thus am now free to laugh.
You were free to laugh anyway. I don't find 'meta-irony' (still hate that word) particularly funny. But I guess it takes all sorts.
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
we were already over this with him... his arguement with that is where we got the idea for metairony...
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
we were already over this with him... his arguement with that is where we got the idea for metairony...
Good. I need a meta-iron. My clothes have some serious wrinkles.
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Yeah, but they weren't funny.
Winnar.
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
we were already over this with him... his arguement with that is where we got the idea for metairony...
Good. I need a meta-iron. My clothes have some serious wrinkles.
Don't you need a full iron then?
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Meta-irons work better with this particular species of wrinkle.
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Yeah, but they weren't funny.
Winnar.
Okay.
*Unloads torpedo*
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
:roll:
meta iron - isn't that the state of the art high-tech superiron that can iron three shirts at once?
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Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
:roll:
meta iron - isn't that the state of the art high-tech superiron that can iron three shirts at once?
No, that's the Multi-Iron, from your friend the wacky inventor, Ron Popiel. Only 29.95 if you order today....
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Oooooh! Do I get the in-the-shell egg scrambler with it too?
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I thought meta-irons not only removes the wrinkles, but also the wrinkles' soul, spirit, ancestors and religious system.
Multi-irons' purpose is quantity with a bit of frif, Meta-Irons' purpose is quality without the usual porp porp normally associated with the removal of ancestors.
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Oooooh! Do I get the in-the-shell egg scrambler with it too?
Only if you call within the next 30 MINUTES!
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::sculking in the background::
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::sculking in the background::
That can't be good.
I haven't seen much coverage of the Jihaad. Get on the stick, already.
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::sculking in the background::
That can't be good.
I haven't seen much coverage of the Jihaad. Get on the stick, already.
I'm sure you've seen the coverage by now... they didn't even poke me with a stick.
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I disagree. Bush causes havoc, but only the Goddess can cause chaos.Now Clinton,that was a discordian.I love the fact that on the last days of his administration,his staff trashed the place,and removed the letter W (23rd letter of the alphabet) from all the computers. At best,Bush is a unrealized Eristic Avatar.,which is quite different from being an erisian.
If anyone is familiar with Al Franken and "Lies and the Lieing Liers who tell them", but he has facts to debunk the story of the Clintonnites trashing the place. Just a quick little aside...it was actually DIA agents who did it. In fact, I think the Duchess was personally incharge of that operation.
The Commander
DIA
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Perhaps the problem here is just a matter of terminology. If one considers a Saint to be one who inspires, and I think this has been mentioned in the thread already, then while GWB does not act like a typical Erisian Saint, he certainly inspires others to "NOT" act like him. Perhaps those inspired to not act like him will find themselves acting in a more "Erisian" manner. Therefore, his actions have the potential to create more Discordians. I say this is a good thing.
Let us create a new order of Sainthood, specifically designed for those "cabbages" or "greyfaces" whose actions inspire Discordians to take action, or drive others to discover Discordianism.
George W Bush, first Saint of the Order of the Cabbage...????
The Commander
DIA
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Hi Commander!
Nice to see your avatar again. :P
This sounds like a good idea to me.
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Hi Commander!
Nice to see your avatar again. :P
This sounds like a good idea to me.
Nice to be seen. I have been on a mission recently, and had to keep a low profile. Top secret stuff....reall hush hush...
Actually, I am just lazy....but don't let anyone else know that.
The Commander
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Hi Commander!
Nice to see your avatar again. :P
This sounds like a good idea to me.
Nice to be seen. I have been on a mission recently, and had to keep a low profile. Top secret stuff....reall hush hush...
Actually, I am just lazy....but don't let anyone else know that.
The Commander
My lips are ssssealed Commander.
Honessst...I won't tell a soul. We lazy folk have to stick together.
I see you're stirring up a Karma turf war.
Sounds like fun. :twisted:
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If there is anyway we can turn it into a Surf and Turf war...please let me know.
Two great tastes that go great together.
What is this I hear about a COUP?
The Commander
DIA
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Surf and Turf war sounds even better to me too.
I'm hungry right now.
Are you referring to the Jihad, Commander?
Lardy, that was fun......in fact, it's still happening. :twisted:
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I read part of the one thread by CNN, but I haven't seen much more than that.
What sort of sauce goes best with Schism?
The Commander
DIA
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Curry sauce I think.....it tends to spice things up nicely.
Hmm..........the jihad started here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2144
and here: http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2122&highlight=jihad
and continued here: http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2116&highlight=jihad
and here: http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2259&highlight=jihad
There's more, but it's scattered all over the place.
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Wow...I go away for a couple of months and the DIA falls into ruins. I'm going to have to avoid going so deep undercover in the future.
So, has everyone made up now?
The Commander
DIA
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Wow...I go away for a couple of months and the DIA falls into ruins. I'm going to have to avoid going so deep undercover in the future.
So, has everyone made up now?
The Commander
DIA
There are still all making fun of me, Commander. Could it be because behind my podium, I'm nekkid! I'm nekkid! Can't we all just get along? Sure I've made mistakes, even though I can't think of any right now. Maybe not invading North Korea. Do you think that is why they don't like me? Maybe if I invaded Sowaziland or East Burma or the North Pole. What do you think?
Heh heh heh.
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Wow...I go away for a couple of months and the DIA falls into ruins. I'm going to have to avoid going so deep undercover in the future.
So, has everyone made up now?
The Commander
DIA
There are still all making fun of me, Commander. Could it be because behind my podium, I'm nekkid! I'm nekkid! Can't we all just get along? Sure I've made mistakes, even though I can't think of any right now. Maybe not invading North Korea. Do you think that is why they don't like me? Maybe if I invaded Sowaziland or East Burma or the North Pole. What do you think?
Heh heh heh.
I tell you what, Mr. President. If you invade China, you have my vote.
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There is nothing wrong with China that good swim couldn't cure.
The Commander
DIA
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This is a long thread, and I certainly can't be arsed to read it all, but this stood out to me as being particularly ironic:
It's called the Principia. You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself...
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I see you're stirring up a Karma turf war.
Sounds like fun. :twisted:
For the love of all that's holy, do NOT stir up the turf! The Gardener's Union is vicious!!
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This is a long thread, and I certainly can't be arsed to read it all, but this stood out to me as being particularly ironic:
It's called the Principia. You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself...
This is one of my personal all time favorites. 8)
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Oh, and also this:
To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
Now, how could you ask for a better reason than that?
And furthermore I'd like to point out that Tao Jones has the LARGEST GODDAMN .SIG I HAVE EVER FRIGGIN SEEN. Back in the old Wild West days of the Internet, you'd get drug out in the street and shot for having a .sig file of more than four lines.
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It actually just gets better and better the more you read the various threads.
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It actually just gets better and better the more you read the various threads.
Could I ask you do do me a small flavor and post me some links to the juicy bits? Status quo for this forum dictates that the contents of a thread not be revealed by the title, you know. I am lost!
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Sure, I'm on a client call right this sec......give me a few minutes, k?
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You gots all the minutes you need.
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Here's a few for you to start with, Riff.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=222 - the new stuff starts on page 9
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2116
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2118&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30
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Cheers, Bella. Anyone reminded you recently of how much you rock? ;)
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Thanks, Riff. :twisted:
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Good to see you again Karma Manager...I see you have come out of cover. Just in time for a schism too...Did you bring the wahoosits I sent to your office?
The Commander
DIA
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Which reminds me, Commander?
Did I hear you offer me cookies as an inducement to make the schism even wider?
I could have sworn you said you would bribe me with cookies....or was that just wishful thinking?
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(rummages through vaults) I think I have some cookies in here somewhere. Do you like rabbit flavored? What if they have chocolate chips? At least I think they are chocolate chips...ermmmm....
Whatever it takes to get you to widen the current schism...I will get and or do it for you.
er....do you accept personal checks?
The Commander
DIA
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Good to see you again Karma Manager...I see you have come out of cover. Just in time for a schism too...Did you bring the wahoosits I sent to your office?
Those were wahoosits? Dammit, I thought they were thingumbobs, and I had them delivered to the Brazillian ambassador.
He's not going to be happy. He's allergic to wahoostis.
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Sure as heck looks like it.... :?:
Doesn't have much to do with discordianism these days, seems like just another wacky chat board.
Needs a poser cleansing.
Oooh............how discordian of you!
::makes mental note to check in the discordian rule book before posting::
Maybe you should make your own discordian forum, you know, the kind
with RULES and stuff.
He asked if the board is dead, I expained why every time I look in here there's not much of interest, and it looks like every other sophmoric chat board on the internet.
MAybe you can post on any other chat board on the internet.
Since you're new, I'll spell it out for you.
That's called mindfucking or jaking, that's what discordianism is all about, not taking yourself too seriously, play, and thinking for yourself.
It was to fuck with people on the board, play with each other, and since no one has ever done it before, we were thinking for ourselves, get it?
If she truly meets another discordian on the board and wants to jake people together, that'd be hysterical and I'd be happy for anyone who did, but if it's just a copy of us, that wouldn't be very original now would it. In other words you wouldn't be thinking for youself.
Better to post something like this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=56364&highlight=#56364
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=55780&highlight=#55780
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=54303&highlight=#54303
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=59028&highlight=#59028
not like this
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69793&highlight=#69793
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69789&highlight=#69789
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=68885&highlight=#68885
I can't speak for her, but my best guess is she was merely responding to your unfortunate use of the word "cleansing". Kind of brought images of storm troopers to my mind, which is why I wondered who gets to decide which of us are or are not worthy to stay on the forum.
Luckily, it's a moot question anyway, as none of us are the mgt around here.
PS: I joined the forum only two days after you did. How does this make me newer here than you?
AHHHHHHH
So you not only...
ASSumed that "cleaning meant that I was giving up my extreme left wing stance and becoming a fascist, but took me seriously at the same time, another sure sign of an anti-discordian.
Cabbage spies posing as Discordians.
NASTY!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Is it wrong to like Cabbage?
The Commander
DIA
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depends on how it's cooked and what you are eating it with.
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I like to eat my cabbage raw.
Mmmm..........coleslaw.
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I like caggage stew better then coleslaw...
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Sure as heck looks like it.... :?:
Doesn't have much to do with discordianism these days, seems like just another wacky chat board.
Needs a poser cleansing.
Oooh............how discordian of you!
::makes mental note to check in the discordian rule book before posting::
Maybe you should make your own discordian forum, you know, the kind
with RULES and stuff.
He asked if the board is dead, I expained why every time I look in here there's not much of interest, and it looks like every other sophmoric chat board on the internet.
MAybe you can post on any other chat board on the internet.
Since you're new, I'll spell it out for you.
That's called mindfucking or jaking, that's what discordianism is all about, not taking yourself too seriously, play, and thinking for yourself.
It was to fuck with people on the board, play with each other, and since no one has ever done it before, we were thinking for ourselves, get it?
If she truly meets another discordian on the board and wants to jake people together, that'd be hysterical and I'd be happy for anyone who did, but if it's just a copy of us, that wouldn't be very original now would it. In other words you wouldn't be thinking for youself.
Better to post something like this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=56364&highlight=#56364
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=55780&highlight=#55780
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=54303&highlight=#54303
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=59028&highlight=#59028
not like this
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69793&highlight=#69793
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=69789&highlight=#69789
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=68885&highlight=#68885
I can't speak for her, but my best guess is she was merely responding to your unfortunate use of the word "cleansing". Kind of brought images of storm troopers to my mind, which is why I wondered who gets to decide which of us are or are not worthy to stay on the forum.
Luckily, it's a moot question anyway, as none of us are the mgt around here.
PS: I joined the forum only two days after you did. How does this make me newer here than you?
AHHHHHHH
So you not only...
ASSumed that "cleaning meant that I was giving up my extreme left wing stance and becoming a fascist, but took me seriously at the same time, another sure sign of an anti-discordian.
Cabbage spies posing as Discordians.
NASTY!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ain't life GRAND?
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I don't know why....but after reading the forums for a bit, a question comes to mind.
Is it possible to be a Fundamentalist Discordian?
I mean, is that a contradiction in terms, or is it in fact possible for a Fundie Discordian to exhist?
The Commander
DIA
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yes yes it is, you can ask tTJ asnd EVT for details
Its still makes me sad that they are gone, I liked em...
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I don't know why....but after reading the forums for a bit, a question comes to mind.
Is it possible to be a Fundamentalist Discordian?
I mean, is that a contradiction in terms, or is it in fact possible for a Fundie Discordian to exhist?
The Commander
DIA
It has just been demonstrated.
Pity. I miss the old EvT.
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^^lights candle for the former EVT^^
its not nice to call a lady old Rog. shame on you!!
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^^lights candle for the former EVT^^
its not nice to call a lady old Rog. shame on you!!
Don't try to shame me...I have NONE.
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doom
aw i should remembered who I was taqlkin too
forgive me?
::big eyes::
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doom
aw i should remembered who I was taqlkin too
forgive me?
::big eyes::
Of course.
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I don't know why....but after reading the forums for a bit, a question comes to mind.
Is it possible to be a Fundamentalist Discordian?
I mean, is that a contradiction in terms, or is it in fact possible for a Fundie Discordian to exhist?
The Commander
DIA
It has just been demonstrated.
Pity. I miss the old EvT.
I miss her, too.
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Gosh Malaul...you've got such incredibly large "eyes".
:twisted:
The Commander
DIA
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huh?
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Ignore me and my infantile sense of humor.
The Commander
DIA
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Uhmmm the better to see you with my dear?
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lol.....some of the fellows in here might get the reference. Sometimes "big eyes" is used as a euphamism for boobs.
Told you I was infantile.
The Commander
DIA
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.
So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.
So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?
I, for one, just liek tha boobies.
Oink. Oink, I say.
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.
So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?
I, for one, just liek tha boobies.
Oink. Oink, I say.
Nothing wrong with boobs.
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Truth. John Ashcroft, for example, hates and fears the boobs.
Need I say more?
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I'm not suprised, he probably beats himself up for even thinking about sex.
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lol.....some of the fellows in here might get the reference. Sometimes "big eyes" is used as a euphamism for boobs.
Told you I was infantile.
The Commander
DIA
whats odd is that there are no post of my girls even in this thread, you sir are a wacko!!!
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lol.....some of the fellows in here might get the reference. Sometimes "big eyes" is used as a euphamism for boobs.
Told you I was infantile.
The Commander
DIA
whats odd is that there are no post of my girls even in this thread, you sir are a wacko!!!
Time for his new assassin in charge of lobotomies to roll up her sleeves and get to work, isn't it? :twisted:
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OH GOOD CALL!!
::goes to re-read the TEETH manual...::
Hey COmmander?
Whatcha doin later today?
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boo boo boo bee's
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lol.....some of the fellows in here might get the reference. Sometimes "big eyes" is used as a euphamism for boobs.
Told you I was infantile.
The Commander
DIA
whats odd is that there are no post of my girls even in this thread, you sir are a wacko!!!
Well, somewhere in one of the posts someone mentioned something about your eyes. I don't know where. I don't know when. But the eyes were mentioned, and I wanted to pounce on the opportunity to let everyone know just how far my mind was in the gutter. Yes, "big eyes" is about the level of my sense of humor.
So....that's that. Now, let's rectify this severe dirth of Malaul boobies. What say you to that?
Make sure you read the T.E.E.T.H. manual well, my dear. I don't want to end up thinking I am Carlos Escobar or a small slice of cheese or something.
The Commander
DIA
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didja mean DEARTH
as in lack of?
or are you trying to say somethign else?
MAybe Ill get the web cam out tomorrow for you
MAYBE
but honestly, I dont think anyone else wants to see my "eyes" anymore on this here forums my dear... :twisted: :twisted:
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.
So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?
I, for one, just liek tha boobies.
Oink. Oink, I say.
AIN'T NO BOOBIES IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS, SON!
SAN FRAN GOTS ALL THE MILFS.
ME = (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/pud.gif)
YUO = (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tard.gif)
DO NEVER TEST!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/digtbk.gif)
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tdcs.gif)
AND 1!!!
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I nominate Chef for George W. Bushian sainthood.
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Yeah....that post was....well.....
I like MILFS!!!!!!
The Commander
DIA
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Yeah....that post was....well.....
I like MILFS!!!!!!
The Commander
DIA
TOO BAD, OPIE.
CHEF I TAKING CARE OF DA MILF DEPARTMENT THESE DAYS.
AND1!!!!
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I nominate Chef for George W. Bushian sainthood.
WOOT.
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Yeah....that post was....well.....
I like MILFS!!!!!!
The Commander
DIA
TOO BAD, OPIE.
CHEF I TAKING CARE OF DA MILF DEPARTMENT THESE DAYS.
AND1!!!!
Scuse me......I think you should leave the dear old Commander alone.
Poor sweetheart has had about 5 million lobotomies and still he manages
to come to work and sign whatever we put in front of him.
He deserves a bit of respect, dontcha think?
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Yeah....that post was....well.....
I like MILFS!!!!!!
The Commander
DIA
TOO BAD, OPIE.
CHEF I TAKING CARE OF DA MILF DEPARTMENT THESE DAYS.
AND1!!!!
Scuse me......I think you should leave the dear old Commander alone.
Poor sweetheart has had about 5 million lobotomies and still he manages
to come to work and sign whatever we put in front of him.
He deserves a bit of respect, dontcha think?
NOPE. THAT'S WHAT OPIES DO, SWEETHEART.
NO SPECIAL ACCOMPLISHMENT THERE.
169% O WNE D!
CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tdcs.gif)
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.
ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.
6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610
EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.
CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT. 169.
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.
ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.
6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610
EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.
CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT. 169.
Not a woman.......I'm a zombie and I've met tons of Tongans..
I grew up in Hawaii where guys like you are a dime a dozen.
I kinda prefer Samoans, if the truth be told. :twisted:
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.
ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.
6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610
EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.
CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT. 169.
Not a woman.......I'm a zombie and I've met tons of Tongans..
I grew up in Hawaii where guys like you are a dime a dozen.
I kinda prefer Samoans, if the truth be told. :twisted:
SAMOANS ARE NANCY BOYS.
WANT A REAL MAN, TAKE DA TONGANS.
TONGANS IN HAWAII ARE THE SISSIES THAT WE THROW OUT. THEY ARE OPIES AT HEART, AND DESERVE WHAT THEY GET.
HAWAIIANS ARE ALSO PUSSIES. ONE JAB TO THE GUT AND THEY GO ALL TO PIECES.
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Yeah, right.....it's easy to talk big.
But okay.....I believe you.
Honesssst I do. :wink:
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Yeah, right.....it's easy to talk big.
But okay.....I believe you.
Honesssst I do. :wink:
I'M NOT BIG. TALUFA IS BIG.
I'M MERELY HUGE AND MUSCULAR.
ME:
http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=13465
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Oh, I'm just sooooo really very very tempted to click on link...
And yet, strangely, I don't care.
*shrugs*
Other people's fragile egos are not my problem.
*stops lurking this thread*
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(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6035/whyclicklink.jpg)
::wanders off in search of Tums‚Ñ¢::
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(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6035/whyclicklink.jpg)
::wanders off in search of Tums‚Ñ¢::
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
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(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6035/whyclicklink.jpg)
::wanders off in search of Tums‚Ñ¢::
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
j0- moom is hot f00.
she owes me 5$. wtf?
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(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6035/whyclicklink.jpg)
::wanders off in search of Tums‚Ñ¢::
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
j0- moom is hot f00.
she owes me 5$. wtf?
BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL. WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.
LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.
GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.
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(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6035/whyclicklink.jpg)
::wanders off in search of Tums‚Ñ¢::
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
j0- moom is hot f00.
she owes me 5$. wtf?
BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL. WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.
LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.
GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.
san fran? sorry i don't swing that way boytoy.
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(http://img8.exs.cx/img8/6035/whyclicklink.jpg)
::wanders off in search of Tums‚Ñ¢::
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.
CHEF DIESEL,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
j0- moom is hot f00.
she owes me 5$. wtf?
BRAVE BEHIND THAT KEYBOARD, FOOL. WATCH YOU DON'T GET BAD HABITS, AND TRY THAT IRL.
LOOK ME UP IF YOU EVER GET TO SAN FRAN.
GET YOUR DOME SPLIT.
san fran? sorry i don't swing that way boytoy.
I'D LOVE TO KEEP LISTENING TO YOU BABBLE, SON, BUT I GOTS CLUBBIN' TO DO.
CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.
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i like this chef guy..
he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.
kim
-the daftest fool
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.
So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?
I, for one, just liek tha boobies.
Oink. Oink, I say.
AIN'T NO BOOBIES IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS, SON!
SAN FRAN GOTS ALL THE MILFS.
ME = (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/pud.gif)
YUO = (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tard.gif)
DO NEVER TEST!
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/digtbk.gif)
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/tdcs.gif)
AND 1!!!
This Is The Kind Of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department.
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i like this chef guy..
he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.
kim
-the daftest fool
He's FUNNY, and that's what really matters.
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i like this chef guy..
he can make the daftest yokel feel like they've got a few synapses that still fire properly.
kim
-the daftest fool
He's FUNNY, and that's what really matters.
Ah, so that's what Taco Jones was tacoing about.
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Mmmmmmm Tacos
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Hey Chef...can you make Tacos? If you do, then I will agree that you "Own da joint".
But I still like MILFS!!!!!!!!
respect is for sucka MC's and girlymen....I gots da RESPEKT!
Yo
Da Kommanda
DizzzIA
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I wanna say D to the Izzaaaaa when I read that post
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kiss me right on the bearded taco...
-that horrible, horrible song.
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Say No to Bush!
Out with Bush and Dick
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=03/04/07/022222
Ani Difranco
My Name Is Lisa Kalvelage
My name is Lisa Kalvelage, I was born in Nuremberg
And when the trials were held there nineteen years ago
It seemed to me ridiculous to hold a nation all to blame
For the horrors that the world did undergo
A short while later when I applied to be a G. I. bride
An American consular official questioned me
He refused my exit permit, said my answers did not show
I'd learned my lesson about responsibility.
Thus suddenly I was forced to start thinking on this theme
And when later I was permitted to emigrate
I must have been asked a hundred times where I was and what I did
In those years when Hitler ruled our state
I said I was a child or at most a teen-ager
But that only extended the questioning
They'd ask, where were my parents, my father, my mother
And to this I could answer not a thing.
The seed planted there at Nuremberg in 1947
Started to sprout and to grow
Gradually I understood what that verdict meant to me
When there are crimes that I can see and I can know
And now I also know what it is to be charged with mass guilt
Once in a lifetime is enough for me
No, I could not take it for a second time
And that is why I am here today.
The events of May 25th, the day of our protest,
Put a small balance weight on the other side
Hopefully, someday my contribution to peace
Will help just a bit to turn the tide
And perhaps I can tell my children six
And later on their own children
That at least in the future they need not be silent
When they are asked, "Where was your mother, when?"
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Is there anyway to make the font bigger? I can't read it....I should get some new eyeballs. Anybody have a working pair?
The Commander
D to the Izaaaaaa
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Here ya go, Commander.
This should hold you until the pirate can round up a new pair of eyeballs.
My Name Is Lisa Kalvelage
My name is Lisa Kalvelage, I was born in Nuremberg
And when the trials were held there nineteen years ago
It seemed to me ridiculous to hold a nation all to blame
For the horrors that the world did undergo
A short while later when I applied to be a G. I. bride
An American consular official questioned me
He refused my exit permit, said my answers did not show
I'd learned my lesson about responsibility.
Thus suddenly I was forced to start thinking on this theme
And when later I was permitted to emigrate
I must have been asked a hundred times where I was and what I did
In those years when Hitler ruled our state
I said I was a child or at most a teen-ager
But that only extended the questioning
They'd ask, where were my parents, my father, my mother
And to this I could answer not a thing.
The seed planted there at Nuremberg in 1947
Started to sprout and to grow
Gradually I understood what that verdict meant to me
When there are crimes that I can see and I can know
And now I also know what it is to be charged with mass guilt
Once in a lifetime is enough for me
No, I could not take it for a second time
And that is why I am here today.
The events of May 25th, the day of our protest,
Put a small balance weight on the other side
Hopefully, someday my contribution to peace
Will help just a bit to turn the tide
And perhaps I can tell my children six
And later on their own children
That at least in the future they need not be silent
When they are asked, "Where was your mother, when?"
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My Name Is Lisa Kalvelage: Anti-Vietnam War Activist Speaks About Bob Kerrey, Henrykissinger, and Everyone's Responsibility
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Lisa Kalvelage is a German immigrant from Nuremberg who moved to the United States when she was 22, just after theSecond World War. Upon her arrival, she was repeatedly asked what her parents, friends, and teachers had done tostop the atrocities of the Nazi regime. The questioning had an effect on her: when she began to see atrocities beingcommitted again, this time during the Vietnam War, she took action. She and her friends engaged in civildisobedience to try to stop a shipment of napalm and to raise consciousness about the issue.
Her story inspired the folksinger Pete Seeger to write a song about her, and Ani DiFranco to sing a cover of thatsong.
Lisa Kalvelage, anti-Vietnam war activist. Kalvelage is now 78 and lives in San Jose, CA.
Lisa Kalvelage is so cool!
(I may use her song in my defence when the demon seeds and I
are arrested for protesting Bush and possibly the rodeo in SLC... :twisted: )
Then we may have some friends protesting our protest.
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I went down to DC to protest the inauguration. It was generaly a rainy, crappy day. I even slammed the side of my head into the bus when I slipped down the stairs getting off of it.
If George gets elected again I'm going to do my damnedist to move overseas. I think it is hilarious that Germany, the site of one of the most brutal fascist states of all time, now has a democratic system that better represents the people and in general just plain works better. Although they still have a few issues to work out regarding freedom of speech.
*gets off of ranting box*
Please...someone from Europe rescue me from America!
The Commander
DIA
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Hell yeah!
Tongans are in the house!
IT WAS ABOUT TIME!
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bump.
note the chef posts on this were ebfore everyone knew chef was roger.
which makes it doubly funny.
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I always knew it was Roger.
And Guido guessed correctly within a day or two.
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eyah i had no idea. btu id on't usualyl guess until i feel like it.
and it was alot funner to pick on chef when i didn;t knwo it was roger.
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Wow. Just readt the thread from the beginning.
I'm now thinking I'd love to lock horns w/ TJ regarding Erisian theology.
I guess I just like ripping apart the intellectually inferior.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself
WTF? :lol:
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I'm still rather proud of this thread.
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Good god!
Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now? Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
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yup.
8)
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I'd love to join up to that site too . . . I've been called dogmatic by some, but I've never seen a Discordian Nazi before!
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Good god!
Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now? Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich
Here ya go.
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For once, I'm glad I don't speak german...
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I speak enough to kind of catch the drift.
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That's be cause you're beautiful and you're smart... :wink:
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Good god!
Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now? Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich
Here ya go.
Danke Shoen!
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Holy shit, I understood maybe 2% of that . . .
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Bella, you should probably NEVER have made me aware of that link....you know that, right?
:twisted:
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Bella, you should probably NEVER have made me aware of that link....you know that, right?
:twisted:
Yeah. I know. :twisted:
I'm bad. :wink:
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Kannst du Deutsch gesprechen?
http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
Das ist gut, aber nicht sehr gut :roll:
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german isfor loser and nazi spies.
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german isfor loser and nazi spies.
Let them have their secret little conversations.
They will regret their wicked ways, soon enough.
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Kannst du Deutsch gesprechen?
http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
Das ist gut, aber nicht sehr gut :roll:
Ich kann sprechen ein bis, aber es ist nicht gut.
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Kannst du Deutsch gesprechen?
http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
Das ist gut, aber nicht sehr gut :roll:
Ich kann sprechen ein bis, aber es ist nicht gut.
Right. You're on the list.
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Bella, you should probably NEVER have made me aware of that link....you know that, right?
:twisted:
Yeah. I know. :twisted:
I'm bad. :wink:
You know what this means people?
It means that the Jihad against TJ must continue!!!!!!
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Bella, you should probably NEVER have made me aware of that link....you know that, right?
:twisted:
Yeah. I know. :twisted:
I'm bad. :wink:
You know what this means people?
It means that the Jihad against TJ must continue!!!!!!
Really? Promise?
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fuck promises...it's a guarantee.
I just downloaded a german translator program.
8)
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Very nice. Hold out for a while, once next week is over I have alot o free time.... :twisted:
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it'll take me that long to teach myself some basic useful phrases anyway.
then it's ON.
8)
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Bump
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
Hawhawhaw! Voice of prophecy!
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Bump
Oh, yeah...the famous brawl fread. :lol:
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What?  There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
And here's the post that started the Jihaad. :lol:
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Good god!
Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now?  Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich
Here ya go.
Holy shit! It's still up!
Which button says "forums" in Kraut?
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.
That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!
I love the way this comment was totally ignored by Tao :lol:
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Yo, Roger!
http://www.apfelfront.de/brett/index.php
8-)
I knew the three years I spent at that crap would come in useful...
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At least, I assume its the actual site. Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...
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http://community.livejournal.com/ddr_list/
Thats their livejournal community. Looks like a war with the Erisian Mystics is brewing...
Oh, and the German PD guest book http://www.principia-discordia.de/gaestebuch/
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At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...
Needs the poompmouf pic.
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.
ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.
6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610
EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.
CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT. 169.
Not a woman.......I'm a zombie and I've met tons of Tongans..
I grew up in Hawaii where guys like you are a dime a dozen.
I kinda prefer Samoans, if the truth be told. :twisted:
SAMOANS ARE NANCY BOYS.
WANT A REAL MAN, TAKE DA TONGANS.
TONGANS IN HAWAII ARE THE SISSIES THAT WE THROW OUT. THEY ARE OPIES AT HEART, AND DESERVE WHAT THEY GET.
HAWAIIANS ARE ALSO PUSSIES. ONE JAB TO THE GUT AND THEY GO ALL TO PIECES.
QFT
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I'm so glad I was able to read this thread!
"It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime."
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...
skimming a few threads, the talk seems to be about neonazis in the way of "how much it sucks that people in my/your/their neighbourhood are/act like neonazis/right-extremists" (which is indeed a problem in certain parts of Germany, even if the laws regarding anything related to neo nazism are very strict), "kicking the shit out of nazis" and "often i wondered, are nazis really that dumb?"
at least so it seems?
apparently my german isn't that good either, cause i can't make out what this video is about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXnG8xlDkIw&NR
the audience doesn't seem to be neonazis but more extreme-left punk/anarch/squatter types, but i really can't be sure..
do we have any people on the board better capable of understanding german? cause if they organised all this as an activist protest against neo-nazism, it's a pretty cool mindfuck .. [unless it's a propaganda stunt from some retarded extreme left-wing party]
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I disagree. Bush causes havoc, but only the Goddess can cause chaos.Now Clinton,that was a discordian.I love the fact that on the last days of his administration,his staff trashed the place,and removed the letter W (23rd letter of the alphabet) from all the computers. At best,Bush is a unrealized Eristic Avatar.,which is quite different from being an erisian.
Is that true? about removing the Ws from the computer keyboards? I never heard about that.
I would further like to salute the Clinton administration for it's sense of humour.
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It depends on who you ask. You can find "credible" sources saying either.
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My guess is it did happen but that it wasn't "every" computer. Probably a molehill raised to mountain status.
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When we do start doing some significant disordian activities we'll probably just start our own website otherwise out of embarrassment of this one, because this one doesn't really seem to reflect anything that's in the principia, rather more often thant not contradicts it, which is why I left Christianity because it contradicted it's own bible, and why I come here and rag on them. I'm not going to come here to see people here contradicting themselves the same way.
On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
1. "Significant discordian activities"? Like dressing up guys in burkhas? Well, that will bring the greyfaces to their very KNEES! :lol:
2. Too bad. I just vetoed your unilateral unanimous vote. And dissolved parliment.
Do these fuckos not understand that discordianism is not something to be dogmatized and canonized? That the principia is not the end all be all of all information worth knowing of discordia? That Mal was fucking STONED when he wrote that shit and that the whole point of it was to slap your brain and say "THINK FOR YOURSELF FUCKERS!" as you, roger, stated. #5 A discordian is forbidden believing what he reads.
The principia, specifically the pentabarf, gives you "rules" and then encourages you to break them... there's a point to this... Maybe I don't "get it" or maybe they don't... But this shit is blazingly fucking obvious to me, that's (part) of what I got out of it...and these fuckers are taking it like it's the holy fucking word of Christomohammedimechagodzillamoses
gah... I'm so annoyed by this fuckwit I can't think straight. I'll finish reading the thread tonight, but Roger, I hope you raped them, HARD.
~Angel
Obviously the only real discordian here (Yes, that's sarcasm)
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It looked to me like they just liked the idea of discordianism as an elitist circle jerk, hence the I AM THE MORE DISCORDIAN THEN YOU shit.
Real and true discordians :roll:
everyone knows that real discordians generally lead solitary lives, except for mothers attending her cubs, or males and females during mating season. True discordians form temporary groups only when food is plentiful in a small area. Alaskan true discordians group in the same area to feed on salmon during the annual salmon runs, when the fish swim upriver to reach their spawning grounds. Other true discordians may live alone but exist in a social network. A male and female may live in an overlapping home range, each defending their range from other true discordians of the same sex. Male young usually leave their mothers to live in other areas, but females often live in an area that overlaps that of their mother.
True discordians travel over large territories in search of food, remembering the details of the landscape they cover. They use their excellent memories to return to locations where food was plentiful in past years or seasons. Most true discordians are able to climb trees to chase prey or gain access to additional vegetation. The only exceptions are polar true discordians and large adult true discordians, whose heavy weight makes it difficult to climb trees.
Some of the larger species, such as the polar discordians and the grizzly discordian, are dangerous to humans, especially in areas where they have become used to people. For the most part, discordians are shy and are easily frightened of humans. They will, however, defend their cubs ferociously if a situation calls for it.
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That was a lot more clever than I was expecting, Faust.
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thats because Its not mine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bears#Behavior
I can understand quality, I just cant articulate it very well however I can mock poor quality fairly well, too long as a troll or something. maybe one day I will be able, but until then I will lurk more.
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I realize you yoinked it, I was speaking more about the find/replace gag.
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most of my posts are parody, open mockery or obscure references, not much content though.
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thats because Its not mine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bears#Behavior
I can understand quality, I just cant articulate it very well however I can mock poor quality fairly well, too long as a troll or something. maybe one day I will be able, but until then I will lurk more.
I recognized it immediatly and found it hilarious.
Biologists dig that kind of shit. :lulz:
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Is darwin a saint? if not, why not?
also I would like to suggest this guy:
you need an account to see the profile.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=58811
I am nominating the poster for a sainthood to be the saint of trolls, not the man. He goes by the username brendle.
His posts are some of the most ironic, well written funny and mean trolls I have ever seen, they are amongst, if not the best on the net.
His avatar is always a tonberry, I used it here for a while while I was looking for a good new one, the tonberry is a monster from a computer game thats signiture weapons are a lamp and knife, it slowly walks towards you before stabbing and is the perfect picture for his posts, most of which are gold.
you can find a couple of his trolls on youtube in some comments example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KcHjnvteV8
He made a Ulyesses thread when a book forum opened up on sa, I could not tell weather he really loved it, or that it was it was posted for the ironic value, because of ulyesses reputation as unreadable.
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We don't have permission to look at his profile.
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I know, I considered posting about him here, but I realized its near impossible to show you the good stuff because I have just picked up on bits over the last couple of years.
If there was a saint of trolls though, it should be him or James Joyce.
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Mourning Star, I also suggest reading Irreverend Hugh's Sermon 38, Roger's Heresy 4 (I think) and the Ramadan Jake thread for the majority of the fallout and subsequent flounce.
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:horrormirth:
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Jesus fuck, Cain.
Why must you do that?
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I never got the Happy Meal I was promised.
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I just read this entire thread.
I laughed.
I cried.
I left stains on my chair that I don't think will ever come out.
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Yup. I still don't understand what discordianism is all about. But that's okay, I said fuck it, and decided to become a scientologist! They've promised me special powers and what not not. What did you assholes ever offer me? Except payne...what he offered...do...not...want!
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
All, the original really really real Discordian.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself,
Then...
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
:lulz:
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I get it now Darling, they don't understand their hypocrisy because they've never read the damn Principia.
Just wandered in here and started yaking about crap they know nothing about.
And then criticize those that do.
:lulz:
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Good god!
Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now? Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich
Here ya go.
Quoted for later use.
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It looked to me like they just liked the idea of discordianism as an elitist circle jerk, hence the I AM THE MORE DISCORDIAN THEN YOU shit.
Real and true discordians :roll:
everyone knows that real discordians generally lead solitary lives, except for mothers attending her cubs, or males and females during mating season. True discordians form temporary groups only when food is plentiful in a small area. Alaskan true discordians group in the same area to feed on salmon during the annual salmon runs, when the fish swim upriver to reach their spawning grounds. Other true discordians may live alone but exist in a social network. A male and female may live in an overlapping home range, each defending their range from other true discordians of the same sex. Male young usually leave their mothers to live in other areas, but females often live in an area that overlaps that of their mother.
True discordians travel over large territories in search of food, remembering the details of the landscape they cover. They use their excellent memories to return to locations where food was plentiful in past years or seasons. Most true discordians are able to climb trees to chase prey or gain access to additional vegetation. The only exceptions are polar true discordians and large adult true discordians, whose heavy weight makes it difficult to climb trees.
Some of the larger species, such as the polar discordians and the grizzly discordian, are dangerous to humans, especially in areas where they have become used to people. For the most part, discordians are shy and are easily frightened of humans. They will, however, defend their cubs ferociously if a situation calls for it.
:lulz: This was pretty great.
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Ah the church goer.
Sure you weren't clergy? They can spin that bible by taking out little exerpts too, that take the meaning out of context.
I dont go to churches as I tend to get kicked out of them...and while yes most can spin that bible by takeing out little excerpts i can usually defend what is really there ( and I usually tend to do this instead of complaining that they took it out of context unless I have no other defence)... so you admit that it was absurd but now say that you didn't mean that it was absurd?!?!?
UPDATE:
I have been going to Church again.
The little one likes to go.
Last time she went they gave her a pamphlet about the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. She threw it to the ground on the way home.
I think she just likes the arts and crafts.
And potluck.
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I tried to read this thread and only made it to page 6 before I vomited all over my laptop and had to buy a new one so I could post this.
Prince Tao Jones is... I... ergh... there are no words for what I see! (http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/462/confusedargh.gif) So I made an emote just for this occasion.
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
I had forgotten how funny this was. Bolding mine.
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This place was a different kind of weird back in the day. Too bad so many of the links are 404s now
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#MakeDiscordianismGreatAgain :fnord:
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I think I have figured out why Discordianism isn't doing so well these days.
Too many syllables to fit into a catchy hashtag.
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#MakeDiscordianismGreatAgain :fnord:
Yeah, that's what contemporary Discordianism needs - its very own Donald Trump :)
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I think we tried that with RWHN and no-one liked the results.
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I think we tried that with RWHN and no-one liked the results.
The results were cookies, everybody liked that.
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I missed that. But it's good to know DRUGS AND DRUGS part 44223886/B had a positive result in the end.
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Were you in on cookies round 2?
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I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.
Whichever, it was good.
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I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.
Whichever, it was good.
Only done two so far :)
I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.
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I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.
Whichever, it was good.
Only done two so far :)
I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.
This is true. I'm currently at a weird combo of numb/overwhelmed with people loving us with food and company.
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I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.
Whichever, it was good.
Only done two so far :)
I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.
This is true. I'm currently at a weird combo of numb/overwhelmed with people loving us with food and company.
We will be here when the chainsaw hits.
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Yes.
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I nominate The Donald J. Drumpf for a Discordian sainthood....
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I nominate The Donald J. Drumpf for a Discordian sainthood....
I will not invoke that saint, but I second the nomination.
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I got cookies and assorted treats but I'll be damned if I could honestly say which batch it was.
Whichever, it was good.
Only done two so far :)
I think I might do another batch in a couple months. Nigel's probably still up to her eyeballs in people trying to be helpful, shit tends to get real after the initial shock/busy-busy period.
This is true. I'm currently at a weird combo of numb/overwhelmed with people loving us with food and company.
We will be here when the chainsaw hits.
I am dreading that eventuality, but it's good to know that I have a place to talk to people when it comes.
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I nominate The Donald J. Drumpf for a Discordian sainthood....
Seconded.
On an unrelated note I'm kinda glad a lot of the folks that were here when this thread started... aren't any more.
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
Bump, because I don't think we should have nice things.
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(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6wriWpmymxU7m1Jm/200.gif)
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Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.
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Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.
Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia. You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.
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Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.
Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia. You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.
:lulz:
"Here are your guidelines for thinking for yourself."
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Heresy leads to Slaanesh and Nurglings and Xenos. It is known.
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:lulz:
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Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.
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Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.
But the way that all ended was worth every moment of cringe. Flaming wreckage is my medicine.
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I wonder what they are up to now?
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I wonder what they are up to now?
Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do. Forever.
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Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?
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I wonder what they are up to now?
Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do. Forever.
Pretty much what I expected.
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Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?
By now he's a 40-something bernie guy with a bad comb-over, hitting on college girls when they come into the Starbucks in which he is for the moment employed.
This is just a guess, mind you.
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
Malice bump
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Y U DO THIS
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?
Many on this forum seem to think so.
What? There's RULES, now?
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.
You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.
EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.
I have nothing but malice in my heart, for all living creatures.
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These three lines just kill me every time
It's called the Principia.
You should read it sometime.
Also to be Discordian one must think for themself,
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Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
17 years later, it's nice to look back on this and remember what happened to Tao immediately after this thread.
:digtbk:
EDIT: Thread is no longer 23 pages long. Not sorry.
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Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
17 years later, it's nice to look back on this and remember what happened to Tao immediately after this thread.
:digtbk:
EDIT: Thread is no longer 23 pages long. Not sorry.
I remember Tao. Lost touch many moons ago. What, exactly, happened to him?
The Commander
DIA
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Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
17 years later, it's nice to look back on this and remember what happened to Tao immediately after this thread.
:digtbk:
EDIT: Thread is no longer 23 pages long. Not sorry.
I remember Tao. Lost touch many moons ago. What, exactly, happened to him?
The Commander
DIA
He went to Germany to be with EvT. She put up with him for about 20 minutes, and tossed him out on his ass.
Then he wrote some very sad poetry (not the tone, the quality), and vanished without a trace.
EvT has been back once, about 10 years ago, but nobody has seen Tao ever since.
Just had news about Verthaine, though. He's doing well.
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Just had news about Verthaine, though. He's doing well.
wait --- for real???
I've tried to look him up a few times, but since nobody'd heard from him since Katrina, most of us assumed the worst... he's still kickin' though?? that's incredibly good to hear.
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Just had news about Verthaine, though. He's doing well.
wait --- for real???
I've tried to look him up a few times, but since nobody'd heard from him since Katrina, most of us assumed the worst... he's still kickin' though?? that's incredibly good to hear.
He is The Wizard Joseph's landlord.
Small world.
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Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.
Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.
17 years later, it's nice to look back on this and remember what happened to Tao immediately after this thread.
:digtbk:
EDIT: Thread is no longer 23 pages long. Not sorry.
I remember Tao. Lost touch many moons ago. What, exactly, happened to him?
The Commander
DIA
He went to Germany to be with EvT. She put up with him for about 20 minutes, and tossed him out on his ass.
Then he wrote some very sad poetry (not the tone, the quality), and vanished without a trace.
EvT has been back once, about 10 years ago, but nobody has seen Tao ever since.
Just had news about Verthaine, though. He's doing well.
Hahaha...that cracks me up a bit. I met EVT while I was in Germany and spent a fair amount of time with her and Lord...Caramac I think...aka elfboi...aka Nils. I also lived with Tao for a bit in Pittsburgh, and was in a band with him when we both lived in Dallas. I never quite understood him and EVT being together and am not surprised she booted him out. When he left Pittsburgh for Germany we were not on good terms. I lost track of both of them after that. Did she get a divorce from the Spanish guy she was with?
Last I heard Tao was in Canada somewhere and EVT was doing alternative fashion somewhere still in Germany. While things might have been strained with Tao, I still think fondly of EVT and the German crew. Was hoping to reconnect. I live in the UK now so it is easier to get over for a visit.
The Commander
DIA
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Just had news about Verthaine, though. He's doing well.
wait --- for real???
I've tried to look him up a few times, but since nobody'd heard from him since Katrina, most of us assumed the worst... he's still kickin' though?? that's incredibly good to hear.
He is The Wizard Joseph's landlord.
Small world.
OK, fine. Now I believe in miracles.
Seriously, that's incredible, really warms my heart.