Poll
Question:
Are you a Veteran?
Option 1: yes
votes: 4
Option 2: no
votes: 11
This should have been posted on Veteran's day, but I wasn't here. I will try to bump it at the end of April. btw, it is a song in my head :wink:
Not at liberty to say
Honey what happened in Cambodia
Not at liberty to say
But that war was over a long time ago
It's still classified to this day
Honey I watched a show on cable
It was about the Fall of Saigon
Did you land on the roof of the CIA safe house
Or on the Embassy lawn
It was his first look of surprize
Then he got a frown between his eyes
I'd just learned more from a 2 hour show
Than from years standing by his side
Not at liberty to say
Not at liberty to say
That's classified information
Not at liberty to say
There's one thing he can tell me
Helicopters glide like rocks
That thing on the top is a rotary wing
and when it stops, the copter drops
He learned of this first hand
In a very foreign land
They shot him in the knee
But it gave him a nose bleed
Well the enemy killed all the passengers
And I know it sounds selfish of me
But I'm just real glad the guys sat on their helmets
And he only got shot in the knee
Not at liberty to say
Not at liberty to say
That's classified information
Not at liberty to say
Don't tell his mom I wrote this song
She doesn't think he was in 'Nam
I don't know where she thinks he was
But it would be a sweeter song
I'm not at liberty to say
He's not at liberty to say
That's classified information
We're not at liberty to say
I'm a veteran of a thousand psychic wars.
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nice poem
Very nice.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerVery nice.
And since it is after midnight, I want to take this chance to thank all of our veterans for serving our country. Especially those that are not here, because they served a little too well.
http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway/giftofvalor/
As far as I know, my uncle Bobby, my aunt's first ex husband, did the same thing. :cry:
And I tried to find a link to the Crankshaft comic in the Sunday paper, but I couldn't find it, weird. If someone has a scanner, scan it please?
Wow
Great poem
Now I want to sing it
War = Very Late Term Abortion
I never understood why a woman would think it wrong to kill a child in her womb but that it was perfectly okay, honorable even, to let him get sent to die far away in someone else's war, after he grew up.
He's still just as dead either way, right?
So what's the fucking difference?
:roll:
0/10
when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayI'm a veteran of a thousand psychic wars.
8)
Seconded.
Quote from: agent compassionWar = Very Late Term Abortion
Also seconded
Also, awesome poem.
Quote from: Hotsuma0/10
when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.
dude, it's one thing to blindly hate on all poetry, but have some tact. that was just assholish.
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Quote from: Hotsuma0/10
when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.
Why must you be a shithead?
hotsuma reminds me of Jeff (comic book dork from th Simpsons) when he was 15
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Hotsuma0/10
when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.
Why must you be a shithead?
because I'm an asshole.
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayQuote from: Hotsuma0/10
when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.
dude, it's one thing to blindly hate on all poetry, but have some tact. that was just assholish.
8)
not caring is what you will see me doing.
Quote from: Still to lazy to log in HQuote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayQuote from: Hotsuma0/10
when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.
dude, it's one thing to blindly hate on all poetry, but have some tact. that was just assholish.
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not caring is what you will see me doing.
Then why are you here?
why not?
Quote from: Hotsumawhy not?
Because if we wanted gratuitous bashings of posts, we'd go to fucked company.
That place is more your speed.
Maybe so, but I'm just fine here.
Quote from: HotsumaMaybe so, but I'm just fine here.
Naw. You're an asshole, remember?
You're not even very original about it.
Nah, I feel like being an asshole in as banal way as possible.
Quote from: HotsumaNah, I feel like being an asshole in as banal way as possible.
Well, you're succeeding.
After all, how much guts does it take to bash someone's creative efforts on an anonymous forum?
You're pretty typical of the average American.
heres some banality right back atcha
you CANT be both a pirate and a maker of dirty thoughts at the same time
you see, pirate comes from two latin words "pir" meaning "person who is unable" and "ate" meaning "to make other people think dirty thoughts, even if theyre in their mind" (yes, it really means all that)
ill thank you to question neither my integrity nor my sources
good day
QuoteWell, you're succeeding.
I'm good at that.
QuoteAfter all, how much guts does it take to bash someone's creative efforts on an anonymous forum?
not very much, but then again...it doesn't take much to bash someone's creative efforts in person either.
QuoteYou're pretty typical of the average American.
yes I am, you're quite the astute observer of the obvious aren't you?
Quote from: HotsumaQuoteWell, you're succeeding.
I'm good at that.
QuoteAfter all, how much guts does it take to bash someone's creative efforts on an anonymous forum?
not very much, but then again...it doesn't take much to bash someone's creative efforts in person either.
QuoteYou're pretty typical of the average American.
yes I am, you're quite the astute observer of the obvious aren't you?
1. You must be very proud.
2. Yeah, right. :lol: Like your punk ass would have the guts. :lol:
3. See #1.
Quote from: TakeAsNeededForPainill thank you to question neither my integrity nor my sources
looks like you wont be thanking me then.
sources...immedietly.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger2. Yeah, right. :lol: Like your punk ass would have the guts. :lol:
just because you don't have the balls to bash someones in public doesn't mean I'm as much of a pansy as you.
Quote from: HotsumaQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger2. Yeah, right. :lol: Like your punk ass would have the guts. :lol:
just because you don't have the balls to bash someones in public doesn't mean I'm as much of a pansy as you.
Right, tough guy. :lol:
You'd shit your pants, if you were asked to say that to Eldora IRL.
Now, why don't you drag your punk ass over to the WoW forums? Something tells me you'd be more welcome, there.
And you might run into your pedo buddy, Eric.
hah! thats where im still one up on you.... you only asked about my sources, never mentioning my integrity. hahahah
Capt Henry Morgans latin-to-pirate dictionary, circa 1670
Tales of Lust, depravity, and sadomasochism for the seafaring individual, Francis Drake, circa 1559
Big Sur and the oranges of hieronymous bosch, henry miller, circa awhile ago
history is against you, my humble adversary
do not have a nice day, for i do not thank you
I'm quite comfortable here however.
TANFP,
My guess is that Hotsuma is a fatass goth punk who takes out the frustration of the daily beatings he receives in high school on whomever he can when he finally makes it back to his comp.
Just saying.
QuoteI'm quite comfortable here however.
Yeah..mommy and daddys house is where you are gonna live the rest of your life
Quote from: HotsumaI'm quite comfortable here however.
Lice usually ARE comfortable, whenever they can find a host that doesn't make too much of an effort to shake them off.
Which is why you post here. Most people will just ignore you, or put up with your shit in a misguided effort to be "tolerant" of your nasty little habits.
You're a piece of shit, dude. You contribute nothing, and do whatever you can to discourage any attempts at creativity.
but not a pirate, of course
you know, i made a pact with someone from high school that if we arent pirates by the 10th reunion, we will commandeer the best-looking ship we can find that isnt filled with muscle-bound inhabitants and plunder the great lakes (with me as the captain, of course. i already have the hat, you see)
QuoteYou're a piece of shit, dude.
if your opinion of me is the only thing I have to worry about, then I've got it made don't I?
QuoteYou contribute nothing
on a forum filled with "fluff" posts, it wouldn't matter if I tried to contribute.
Quoteand do whatever you can to discourage any attempts at creativity.
only if it's in the forum of poetry.
Quote from: HotsumaQuoteYou're a piece of shit, dude.
if your opinion of me is the only thing I have to worry about, then I've got it made don't I?
QuoteYou contribute nothing
on a forum filled with "fluff" posts, it wouldn't matter if I tried to contribute.
Quoteand do whatever you can to discourage any attempts at creativity.
only if it's in the forum of poetry.
1. If I was the only one that despised you, sure. However, you are almost universally loathed.
2. Always ready with an
excuse, aren't you, bitch?
3. Or music. What's the matter, thought we would forget?
(http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/gallery/retro/Funny%20-%20Asshole.jpg)
Eric i have no problem with
aini, fine
trollax i actually liked (is he ever coming back?)
but hotsuma is the one person who is consistantly mean (chef doesnt count) that most seem to accept. stand by for an important message
You're stupid, bigoted, mean, small minded and small membered!
edit:corrected aini's name
Quote from: TakeAsNeededForPainEric i have no problem with
Even the fact that he's a pedo?
i heard something about him having time-travelling powers. with those he would be capable of making a 6 year old 18+ before any of those not endowed with such gifts can bat an eye
the secret to women is candy and stickers, theyre crazy about them, well at that age anyway
(i am kidding, tell the lynch mob to stand down)
Quote from: TakeAsNeededForPaini heard something about him having time-travelling powers. with those he would be capable of making a 6 year old 18+ before any of those not endowed with such gifts can bat an eye
the secret to women is candy and stickers, theyre crazy about them, well at that age anyway
(i am kidding, tell the lynch mob to stand down)
Meh. He went all weird on Medeo's kid sister.
REALLY weird.
here's a thought...
maybe hotsuma is Eric.
after all, they have alot in common...
8)
maybe your eric!!!
and i'm really turd
8)
Nope, you're Horab. And so are the rest of us, except LMNO, who is actually Eris.
:twisted:
Sweet!
that explains why he touches himself so much.
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Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todaythat explains why he touches himself so much.
8)
This is True.
But hey, if you looked as good as me, you'd want to touch yourself a lot, too.
I do.
and, I do.
8)
Did I mention you're Aini?
:wink:
no, I'm not.
I have prety strong evidence that Aini is, in fact, a real person and is not one of us pulling a most masterful troll job.
Unfortunately, I promised I wouldn't share with the rest of the class, so you'll just have to take my word for it.
anyway, I bet I touch myself much more often than Aini does.
8)
I still hold that Aini is a collective of nanobots, loosley organized around an Annoyan logarthym.
But I do believe that Turd touches himself more than She does.
But maybe not more than I do.
Who said anything about trolling? I was being metaphysical.
Never mind.
::goes back to being horab - hey, pot!::
I am willing to bet anything that Turd touches himself a lot more than
Aini touches him. Or than he touches Aini. Either or. Or both.
you'd touch yourself alot too, and so woudl i. damn i'm jealous.
if eric is hotsuma, why did hotsuma tell eric to stfu alot even before i did?
People talk to themselves. Everyone is horab fnord.
This has all been very confusing for me. I appreciate people taking my side, only I am not sure it was my side. I appreciate them standing up for my poetry, but I am not sure it was that either. It seems hotsuma's remark was the last straw on some camel's back. I wrote this for my hubby. He liked it better than my other poems, which is equivilant to saying Turd liked it better than my other poems. You guys can have your fight, but I will always appreciate that hotsuma likes my crappy poetry when no one else does.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=165240#165240
Here is hotsuma giving me a 10/10.
wow
hotsuma liked a poem?
either he had a temperatrue of 10003
or it really is the end times