Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 25, 2016, 01:27:11 AM

Title: Our Lady of Pragmatism
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 25, 2016, 01:27:11 AM
Thou shalt wear shorts under thine skirts. Leggings or pants are also acceptable.

Thou shalt have hair as long or short as thou please, but thou shalt always be able to get that shit out of thine face.

Thou shalt not wear shoes that thou canst not run in. Exceptions shall be made for shoes that thou canst cast off in a hurry.

Thou shalt not fear getting in a fight.

Thou shalt not break laws casually or by accident.

Thou shalt vote, and thine votes shall be made based on some small amount of research, even if said research is done minutes beforehand on thine phone.

Thou shalt sign petitions in real life and not merely on the internets.

Thou shalt get thine hands dirty.

Thou shalt learn to ask for help effectively, even when thou doth not know who to ask.

Thou shalt do joyful things, for without thine mental heath thou art useless to everyone.
Title: Re: Our Lady of Pragmatism
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on October 02, 2016, 04:40:33 AM
It's those last two that I'm working on. Good shit!