Good evening, I'm Bob Edwards. Yes, I got fired but fuck 'em, I'm back. Tonight, on All Things Considered Irrelevant: A recent sighting of a Discordian acting strangely Aneristic. More, after this plea for money.
Pleeeeeeeeze give us money. Puh-leeeeze! We've invested what you gave last week in some Florida Swampland, and, well, let's just say it didn't pan out. So can we get another C-note off of you? We'll give you this crappy plastic travel mug that spills all over the place if you do!
Earlier today, a frequet poster to the Principia Discordia forums came back after an absence, and shocked the community by showing non-erratic and Anerisian behavior. After admitting to feelings of tribal separation due to the lack of immediate familiarity with the fluctuating community of Erisians, Discordians and general malcontents, the poster (who shall remain anonymous due to the fact that, judging by his post, he must surely be a minor) went further into the so-called "gray" state by lashing out at the innovations of the youth.
He then continued to act in an Anerisian manner, accusing the forums of not thinking exactly the way he thinks, and accusing them of being too frivolous and too random, forsaking the typically quixotian task of railing against the government for posts about veganism, the nature of intelligence, and current musical trends (among other things).
Most shocking was his obvious generalizations and concusion-jumping, leading some to believe that the poster was secretly a shadow-user, made specifically for the activity of "Trolling," though others hold the theory that he is simply too full of himself.
As of this date, the poster has in general been mocked and derided, much to the enjoyment of the rest of the forum.
For NPR News, I'm Bob Edwards.
Here at NPR, we'd like to offer you the chance to give up your hard-earned money to us, where we will mis-manage and abuse until the news becomes how bad we are with money. The sooner you contribute, the sooner we can spend the money on hookers and blow, so donate today!
Pleeeeeeeeze give us money. Puh-leeeeze! We've invested what you gave last week in some Florida Swampland, and, well, let's just say it didn't pan out. So can we get another C-note off of you? We'll give you this crappy plastic travel mug that spills all over the place if you do!
Earlier today, a frequet poster to the Principia Discordia forums came back after an absence, and shocked the community by showing non-erratic and Anerisian behavior. After admitting to feelings of tribal separation due to the lack of immediate familiarity with the fluctuating community of Erisians, Discordians and general malcontents, the poster (who shall remain anonymous due to the fact that, judging by his post, he must surely be a minor) went further into the so-called "gray" state by lashing out at the innovations of the youth.
He then continued to act in an Anerisian manner, accusing the forums of not thinking exactly the way he thinks, and accusing them of being too frivolous and too random, forsaking the typically quixotian task of railing against the government for posts about veganism, the nature of intelligence, and current musical trends (among other things).
Most shocking was his obvious generalizations and concusion-jumping, leading some to believe that the poster was secretly a shadow-user, made specifically for the activity of "Trolling," though others hold the theory that he is simply too full of himself.
As of this date, the poster has in general been mocked and derided, much to the enjoyment of the rest of the forum.
For NPR News, I'm Bob Edwards.
Here at NPR, we'd like to offer you the chance to give up your hard-earned money to us, where we will mis-manage and abuse until the news becomes how bad we are with money. The sooner you contribute, the sooner we can spend the money on hookers and blow, so donate today!