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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM

Title: Bringing you the news that REALLY MATTERS
Post by: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
From my RSS feed:

QuoteCNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Sotomayor's 'wise Latina' comment a staple of her speeches - 2 hours ago

OK, great.  So, uh, anything about her policies, peeps?  Anything?  Hello?  Is this thing on?
Title: Re: Bringing you the news that REALLY MATTERS
Post by: Requia ☣ on June 08, 2009, 09:42:08 PM
Why even put cnn on your RSS?  Weekly World News is about as useful, and funnier.
Title: Re: Bringing you the news that REALLY MATTERS
Post by: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:46:01 PM
Because I like to know what I'm meant to be thinking.

Its essentially the same reason The Sun is on my RSS feed as well, only at least CNN doesn't have a writing style purposefully designed to be understandable by nine year olds, the average mental age of a Sun reader.
Title: Re: Bringing you the news that REALLY MATTERS
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on June 09, 2009, 08:10:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
From my RSS feed:

QuoteCNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Sotomayor's 'wise Latina' comment a staple of her speeches - 2 hours ago

OK, great.  So, uh, anything about her policies, peeps?  Anything?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

It's all they have. You know. Grasping at straws etc etc
Title: Re: Bringing you the news that REALLY MATTERS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2009, 11:44:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
From my RSS feed:

QuoteCNN.com Recently Published/Updated - Sotomayor's 'wise Latina' comment a staple of her speeches - 2 hours ago

OK, great.  So, uh, anything about her policies, peeps?  Anything?  Hello?  Is this thing on?

Policies and decisions don't matter.  Obstructionism matter.  Stop hating America.
Title: Re: Bringing you the news that REALLY MATTERS
Post by: Corvidia on June 10, 2009, 12:27:53 AM
Quote from: Broken AI on June 09, 2009, 07:45:40 AM
but CNN has no BEEWBZ!!!!
This is why we have FOX news. It's what old porn stars do now, so there's plenty of beewbz.

Yeah, I looked at CNN the other day and went, 'wtf? This is news?' Horray for empty chatter.