I have been all over the world and two things are constant every place I have gone. HUMANS ARE STUPID and SHUT UP. These facts are incontrovertible. I mean, I am also stupid, but MY stupid MAKES SENSE. I may have gotten my tongue stuck in a Epson tractor feed printer in 1996, but I don't say things like "LOWERING TAXES WILL RAISE PROSPERITY. WE MEAN IT THIS TIME." or "OUR OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT HAS HELPED TO KEEP THE PEACE FOR NEARLY 40 YEARS." I may not understand everything there is to know about LGBT issues and Black issues and women's issues but I KNOW THEY HAVE ISSUES and I am not here to FLOG EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE A PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GAY BLACK JEWISH WOMAN, thus absolutely alienating the people I am *supposedly* trying to CONVINCE.
That's the HUMANS ARE STUPID part. The SHUT UP part is SELF-EVIDENT. Either RANT YOUR GUTS OUT or SHUT UP. There is no room between those two things in THIS particular day and age, but THAT'S OKAY, because I am up for ANY PROGRAM. I have PULLED THE WOOL over my own eyes, only my delusions don't seem very safe. They involve melting icecaps and Divine teaching me how to do the Charleston, the DEVIL'S OWN DANCE. My head is a noisy, crowded place that never HEARD of a fire inspector.
Is your head also out of code? I hope so, brothers and sisters, because if you look around, HOW WELL HAS THAT CODE BEEN WORKING ON A SOCIETAL LEVEL? That's right, it's like the Cotton Club fire in this shit EVERY DAY and your exceptionalism will not save you. Nothing will save you. Not even "Bob", though he will at least make sure you look good while you are trampled by the other club-hoppers.
And if your head IS out of code, have you spouted about it? Have you LAUGHED SO HARD YOUR JAW UNHINGED? Have you ranted, or will you just plain SHUT UP?
One or the other, brothers and sisters, one or the other. The ONE THING that ALL THE GODS HATE is "whataboutists" (and, of course, no-fault insurance). Either you are FOR the jackboots of an out-of-control state, or you are AGAINST them. Either you are FOR stupid, self-destructive primates, or you are AGAINST them.
As a great man once said "Your car broke down and an animal just ran off with your show and the car is sinking and your wife screaming...But NEVER GIVE UP THAT SHIP." He was right. He ranted AND he SHUT UP and while that is beyond the ability of most people, it is worth emulating. So fuck you. I might have one shoe and my car and my wife might be down a bog somewhere, but I GOT MY HEAD STRAIGHT. You should work on that.
OR KILL ME.
i am not sure what i am feeling after reading this... i am confuckstigated...
DISCORDIANS! I HUMBLY TREQUEST THE ELF TO TAKEOVER TALK CLASSICAL!
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 05, 2018, 05:41:49 AM
DISCORDIANS! I HUMBLY TREQUEST THE ELF TO TAKEOVER TALK CLASSICAL!
If this happens, I will forever love P.D.com forever :)
This is where the 2018 operation mindfuck belongs:
http://talkclassical.com
Quote from: THE PRIORITISER on July 05, 2018, 08:05:11 AM
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 05, 2018, 05:41:49 AM
DISCORDIANS! I HUMBLY TREQUEST THE ELF TO TAKEOVER TALK CLASSICAL!
If this happens, I will forever love P.D.com forever :)
This is where the 2018 operation mindfuck belongs:
http://talkclassical.com
But we aren't Really Real Discordians.
And how did my rant become your fucking ad space?
:O i have no idea...
i was just ranting as well... since the evil mods of talk classical just banned me out of the blue... :O
and i wish for them to be taken down. completely. they don't deserve to be the face of Classical music *cries tragically,
Quote from: Capeditiea on July 12, 2018, 10:35:06 PM
:O i have no idea...
i was just ranting as well... since the evil mods of talk classical just banned me out of the blue... :O
and i wish for them to be taken down. completely. they don't deserve to be the face of Classical music *cries tragically,
We used to do that sort of thing, but we are all horribly old and at best can feebly wave a dead proxy around while mumbling "pwnt" through our toothless gums.
So I followed the link, and I'm gonna reg tonight just to get banned. That place looks like watching paint dry.
Yeah it's a shit site :lol:
Capeditiea probably got banned because she has personality.
Who did you register as? :lulz:
Quote from: THE PRIORITISER on July 15, 2018, 02:16:08 AM
Yeah it's a shit site :lol:
Capeditiea probably got banned because she has personality.
Who did you register as? :lulz:
Doktor Howl. I lasted about 10 minutes.
:mittens:
Also bump
I love how Doc was starting to get mad about his thread getting hijacked but almost immediately got over it and joined the raid :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2018, 08:20:00 PM
One or the other, brothers and sisters, one or the other. The ONE THING that ALL THE GODS HATE is "whataboutists" (and, of course, no-fault insurance). Either you are FOR the jackboots of an out-of-control state, or you are AGAINST them. Either you are FOR stupid, self-destructive primates, or you are AGAINST them.
And on topic, all the godamn "moderates" and "centrists" deserve their own special circle of hell since the moment that the median became so "rightist" - compromising with psychopaths is just another word for cooperating with them.
Quote from: The Johnny on March 13, 2019, 03:46:39 PM
I love how Doc was starting to get mad about his thread getting hijacked but almost immediately got over it and joined the raid :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2018, 08:20:00 PM
One or the other, brothers and sisters, one or the other. The ONE THING that ALL THE GODS HATE is "whataboutists" (and, of course, no-fault insurance). Either you are FOR the jackboots of an out-of-control state, or you are AGAINST them. Either you are FOR stupid, self-destructive primates, or you are AGAINST them.
And on topic, all the godamn "moderates" and "centrists" deserve their own special circle of hell since the moment that the median became so "rightist" - compromising with psychopaths is just another word for cooperating with them.
I have been accused by my detractors of having mood swings from time to time.
This is not too funny history... But speaking about the different types of disorders, it is necessary to mention eatings as the most widespread all over the world https://www.medicalopedia.org/7509/top-medical-schools-in-the-united-states-in-2019/ . The best way is to start struggle with them asap to avoid most part of them.
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We used to do that sort of thing, but we are all horribly old and at best can feebly wave a dead proxy around while mumbling "pwnt" through our toothless gums.
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Good god man, its sorta not that bad.. read "Gonzo" the autobiography of Hunter Thompson, "it's not all good, it's not all bad".. and I remember, yes, "there was glory" (and a decent amount of fun). You're not the worst of them.. old friend (I say that literally, because we were briefly FB friends). But there was also 2005.. so, well, relax and enjoy getting old as much as possible. I'd ask about grandkids, but don't think it appropriate.. the future lives on! (you are correct though, there are many stupid people - it's often not their fault though.. that is a different matter for conversation..) take good care bud!
This thread is now a toolbox.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:30:11 AM
This thread is now a toolbox.
I feel ya :sad:
Im gonna add these two to my block list, alongside Fujikoma :p
I kind of feel inspired to make a small piece about psychosis... like, on one hand i symphatize with people with this, "thing", but oh my god, the internet seems to bring out the worst in them.
EDIT: RWHN also is in that list i almost forgot :lulz:
Quote from: The Johnny on May 27, 2019, 07:09:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:30:11 AM
This thread is now a toolbox.
I feel ya :sad:
Im gonna add these two to my block list, alongside Fujikoma :p
I kind of feel inspired to make a small piece about psychosis... like, on one hand i symphatize with people with this, "thing", but oh my god, the internet seems to bring out the worst in them.
EDIT: RWHN also is in that list i almost forgot :lulz:
:lulz:
We're about overdue for another creepy visitation from him.
I love you, Howl, for things like this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 07:14:47 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 27, 2019, 07:09:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:30:11 AM
This thread is now a toolbox.
I feel ya :sad:
Im gonna add these two to my block list, alongside Fujikoma :p
I kind of feel inspired to make a small piece about psychosis... like, on one hand i symphatize with people with this, "thing", but oh my god, the internet seems to bring out the worst in them.
EDIT: RWHN also is in that list i almost forgot :lulz:
:lulz:
We're about overdue for another creepy visitation from him.
Think of it as a longitudinal social experiment.
Man, you should just SEE the control group. :shudders:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:30:11 AM
This thread is now a toolbox.
This Discordia is now a toolbox.
Woooo, par-tay time motherufckers! Wait, what are we celebrating? The hell is this shit? Who thought this was a good idea? I'm unsure but hey, it could be worse, I guess the call for celebration is the fact that it's not worse.
I recently ate so much fucking garlic that I am no completely immune to vampires, I even keep belching garlic, I'm probably also now immune to anything with a goddamn pulse, it's gross, it tastes gross, seriously, what the fuck did I just do?
This thread marks the point at which I gave up writing rants.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2019, 04:40:56 PM
This thread marks the point at which I gave up writing rants.
Not because of zarathustrasbastardson I hope.
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 29, 2019, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2019, 04:40:56 PM
This thread marks the point at which I gave up writing rants.
Not because of zarathustrasbastardson I hope.
Naw. It was half a dozen noobs at once, from the very first response.
But I also realized that I had said everything I had to say a couple of years earlier, and the general theme of the rants was repetitive. It was done.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2019, 09:19:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 29, 2019, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2019, 04:40:56 PM
This thread marks the point at which I gave up writing rants.
Not because of zarathustrasbastardson I hope.
Naw. It was half a dozen noobs at once, from the very first response.
But I also realized that I had said everything I had to say a couple of years earlier, and the general theme of the rants was repetitive. It was done.
I guess on the bright side, at least you had (have!) a message. I never really ranted because I guess I don't really have anything to say. I just point and glower.
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 01, 2019, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2019, 09:19:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on October 29, 2019, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2019, 04:40:56 PM
This thread marks the point at which I gave up writing rants.
Not because of zarathustrasbastardson I hope.
Naw. It was half a dozen noobs at once, from the very first response.
But I also realized that I had said everything I had to say a couple of years earlier, and the general theme of the rants was repetitive. It was done.
I guess on the bright side, at least you had (have!) a message. I never really ranted because I guess I don't really have anything to say. I just point and glower.
You arranged the Generalissimo for us, and in just one thread (Sacred Bull), Papa said more than I did in hundreds of rants.
well shucks