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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2008, 05:23:16 AM

Title: Trolley bacon
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2008, 05:23:16 AM
no recipe.
on our trip we stopped in savannah and took one of those gay trolley tours.
we kinda felt like we had to if we were gonna get a good glance at the city before we had to leave.
i had some bacon from the waffle house in my purse and snacked on it during the trolley ride. this, for some reason, made my husband laugh very hard.

the end.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 01:29:31 PM
This being savannah, the following is an honest question:

Was it a trolly tour catering to gays?
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
"trolley bacon" sounds dirty. Sounds like it belongs in the same lexicon as "Pork Shoulder". 
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 26, 2008, 01:38:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 26, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
"trolley bacon" sounds dirty. Sounds like it belongs in the same lexicon as "Pork Shoulder". 

If you have a little trolley bacon, it usually leads to pork shouldering. 8)
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 02:01:54 PM
So Trolley Bacon is foreplay? 
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
I can never sexor again. 
I will remember this thread, and dissolve into laughter.

I hate you all. :lulz:
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
PD.com:  Eugenics via Lulz.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
I can never sexor again. 
I will remember this thread, and dissolve into laughter.

I hate you all. :lulz:

Don't forget to throw in the RWHN-patented "Spice Rack" maneuver.  It works thyme after thyme.   :lol:
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 02:18:05 PM
RWHN, that's some pretty sage advice.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:27:32 PM
Rather seasonal topic too
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 02:29:06 PM
You're just saying that to curry favor.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
I'm hoping to avoid a more damaging a-salt.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2008, 02:49:37 PM
Hmm, how can I work "basil thermometer" into this discussion?
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 26, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
I'm hoping to avoid a more damaging a-salt.

How, by peppering your post with puns involving spices?
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2008, 03:12:56 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
and
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 01:29:31 PM
This being savannah, the following is an honest question:

Was it a trolly tour catering to gays?

coulda been
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Richter on March 27, 2008, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
PD.com:  Eugenics via Lulz.

Why isn't this in the newsfeed yet?
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Roo on March 27, 2008, 03:12:37 PM
Somehow, I was thinking that this thread would be about a bacon trolley, rather than bacon on a trolley.   :sad:
Bacon trolley would be much better.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Suu on March 27, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
I lurve Savannah....and I'm not gay.


Never took a trolley tour though.


PS: There is nothing more disgusting yet sickeningly rewarding than Waffle House when you're about 500 miles away from the nearest one.  :x


I want hash browns! Not home fries! Smothered and covered with a bowl of the most artery clogging grits loaded with butter and cheese!
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 27, 2008, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
I lurve Savannah....and I'm not gay.


(http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/ccimages/caught_the_gay.jpg)


:D 8)
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 27, 2008, 05:10:34 PM
*dies*

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Mr.Suu on March 27, 2008, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
I lurve Savannah....and I'm not gay.


(http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/ccimages/caught_the_gay.jpg)


:D 8)

can i get a witness from the PD.com referee that my arch enemy just used pink letters?

thanks.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 27, 2008, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 27, 2008, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Mr.Suu on March 27, 2008, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
I lurve Savannah....and I'm not gay.


(http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/ccimages/caught_the_gay.jpg)


:D 8)

can i get a witness from the PD.com referee that my arch enemy just used pink letters?

thanks.

Hey I didn't make it. I just found the image and it seemed appropriate. lol
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2008, 07:50:26 PM
i didnt even USE pink letters but merely mentioning them gave me -3 points
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Richter on March 27, 2008, 07:52:05 PM
Ruminations: Trolley Bacon:  a logical technological predecesot to Hover Bacon.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 27, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
I lurve Savannah....and I'm not gay.


Never took a trolley tour though.


PS: There is nothing more disgusting yet sickeningly rewarding than Waffle House when you're about 500 miles away from the nearest one.  :x


I want hash browns! Not home fries! Smothered and covered with a bowl of the most artery clogging grits loaded with butter and cheese!

ZOMG I'm starving now.  I so miss the Awful House!  Denny's just doesn't cut it!
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Suu on March 27, 2008, 09:19:57 PM
Quote from: Mr.Suu on March 27, 2008, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 27, 2008, 04:19:37 PM
I lurve Savannah....and I'm not gay.


(http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/ccimages/caught_the_gay.jpg)


:D 8)

*sneezes on you*

Now BEND OVER!
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 28, 2008, 12:58:38 AM
I clicked on this topic, thinking it would involve applications of bacon in trolling.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Richter on March 28, 2008, 02:30:30 AM
IRL trolling. 
My old college's Hillel group was once out protesting an Isreali peace plan, and there was a dude from the campus' Palestinian population counter - protesting.  I told them both I was staying out of it. 
I WISH I had thought to offer them both bacon in return for their fliers.

l'espirit d'escalier ? (spelling?)
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 28, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 28, 2008, 12:58:38 AM
I clicked on this topic, thinking it would involve applications of bacon in trolling.

1) Stand on street corner
2) Throw bacon at passersby.
3) ????
4) Profit.

I rest my case.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Suu on March 28, 2008, 07:27:21 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 28, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 28, 2008, 12:58:38 AM
I clicked on this topic, thinking it would involve applications of bacon in trolling.

1) Stand on street corner
2) Throw bacon at passersby.
3) ????
4) Profit.

I rest my case.

DO NOT WASTE PRECIOUS BACON
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 28, 2008, 07:30:15 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 28, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 28, 2008, 12:58:38 AM
I clicked on this topic, thinking it would involve applications of bacon in trolling.

1) Stand on street corner
2) Throw bacon at passersby.
3) ????
4) Profit.

I rest my case.

Yuo forgot the step where you show your empty hands, raise your eyebrows in a "lolwut" expression, and scream "OHSIT, RAEP!" when they come to inflict not-so-great justice.
Title: Re: Trolley bacon
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 29, 2008, 05:28:55 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 28, 2008, 07:27:21 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 28, 2008, 03:01:25 PM
Quote from: Cainad on March 28, 2008, 12:58:38 AM
I clicked on this topic, thinking it would involve applications of bacon in trolling.

1) Stand on street corner
2) Throw bacon at passersby.
3) ????
4) Profit.

I rest my case.

DO NOT WASTE PRECIOUS BACON


qft