of a Sno-Cone:
1/3 π r^2 (2r + h)
Wait, does that even work?
so, did you solve the revolution integral of a linear function, or how did you come up with it?
cause if you'd replace it with a nonlinear function, you could pretty much calculate the volume of any shape buttplug.
Darkstar watches as that last post zoomed over his head. Why can't people say, 1+1 = 2 anymore?
Did you take into account the half-dome of sno-cone that rises over the base of the cone?
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9195/snoconeqn3.png) (http://imageshack.us)
did you take into account that math sucks and no one cares?
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
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Quote from: mian tiao noodle on November 28, 2007, 12:51:49 PM
did you take into account that math sucks and no one cares?
FUCK YOU FRED MY YUCCA DIED BECAUSE NO ONE CARES!
at least, i didn't.
also, thanks to the forces of sheer coincidence, my Yucca was called Fred (Freddy, actually). true story.
Yuca > Yucca
cassave?
i like cassave crackers.
i bought a cassave root once (sometimes my supermarket has weird vegetables. i usually jump at the chance). apparently you need to grind it up so it turns into some sort of starch flour stuff. i tried to make cookies of it. didn't really work.
Yeah, cassava. Our guide in Peru called itYuca. We boiled them up and had them for breakfast. Very nice, the flavour and ease of cooking.
fuck Sno-Cones, it's ICEE's or nothing.
Quote from: Cain on November 28, 2007, 01:40:03 PM
Yeah, cassava. Our guide in Peru called itYuca. We boiled them up and had them for breakfast. Very nice, the flavour and ease of cooking.
boiled?
hmmmmm, so i assume you grate off the sticky brown bark, saw it into pieces and boil it? how long, approximately?
the cassava i bought was *very* hard on the inside, hence i just grinded it to some paste.
About half an hour, or when its soft, whichever happens first. And remove the centre, its fibre anyway.
Quote from: triple zero on November 28, 2007, 12:08:33 PM
so, did you solve the revolution integral of a linear function, or how did you come up with it?
cause if you'd replace it with a nonlinear function, you could pretty much calculate the volume of any shape buttplug.
I do not even understand this post. Keep in mind that as a budding math student I am still in the stage where it is exciting to me to be able to calculate the volume of a cone and a hemisphere.
Quote from: LMNO on November 28, 2007, 12:42:18 PM
Did you take into account the half-dome of sno-cone that rises over the base of the cone?
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9195/snoconeqn3.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Yeah, it started out as V= 1/3 π r^2 h + 2/3 π r^3 but someone pointed out to me that it could be simplified to V= 1/3 π r^2 (2r + h) but frankly I am not sure it's any simpler, or that it's any good, because by treating the cone + hemisphere as one object would you lose the implicit directions for measuring h which are obvious when considering the cone separately?
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on November 28, 2007, 12:51:49 PM
did you take into account that math sucks and no one cares?
But sno-cones are awesome, I think that balances it out.
The balance would be more in your favor if it was a Drumstick instead of a Sno-Cone.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 28, 2007, 04:26:02 PM
The balance would be more in your favor if it was a Drumstick instead of a Sno-Cone.
:mittens:
Drumsticks yum!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 28, 2007, 04:26:02 PM
The balance would be more in your favor if it was a Drumstick instead of a Sno-Cone.
!
(http://somniphobia.com/src/1196273570336.jpg)
Drumsticks are entirely conical, bringing us back to V= 1/3 π r^2 h! Which is the most beautiful equation. :Cone:
In The FutureTM we're all going to be totally obsessed with cones.
Do you need anything at the store?
Sure, pick me up a cone of water.
Where did you leave the keys?
They're on top of the cone.
Dude this basketball is so old fashioned I wish it was more conical
Yes the present is so much better since we replaced nearly everything with cones
CONE CONE CONE
YUOR SUCH A CONE
"HONEY, I thought I asked you not to bleach my cone again."
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 28, 2007, 06:33:04 PM
In The FutureTM we're all going to be totally obsessed with cones.
Do you need anything at the store?
Sure, pick me up a cone of water.
Where did you leave the keys?
They're on top of the cone.
Dude this basketball is so old fashioned I wish it was more conical
Yes the present is so much better since we replaced nearly everything with cones
CONE CONE CONE
YUOR SUCH A CONE
This made me laugh so hard, I damn near sharted.
I only just held on, cause I don't have a pic of hunter handy.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 28, 2007, 06:33:04 PM
In The FutureTM we're all going to be totally obsessed with cones.
Do you need anything at the store?
Sure, pick me up a cone of water.
Where did you leave the keys?
They're on top of the cone.
Dude this basketball is so old fashioned I wish it was more conical
Yes the present is so much better since we replaced nearly everything with cones
CONE CONE CONE
YUOR SUCH A CONE
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: fucking hell, that hurts.
:lulz: :lulz:
(http://img.nextag.com/image/Kone-by-Karim-Rashid/1/000/005/145/758/514575801.jpg)
its a vacuum.
comes in many colors.
it has begun
Definitely nearing the end of the world now.
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2007, 07:40:54 PM
Definitely nearing the end of the world now.
Yes, we do appear to be heading to that point.
That was a rather base pun.
Base, how low can you go.
Well, there are two sides to that argument.
Pls lobotomize me now.
Do you prefer icepick or sledgehammer?
OR CONE?!
CONEHAMMER!
If I had a CONEHAMMER,
I'd CONEHAMMER in the morning,
I'd CONEHAMMER in the evening,
All over this land...
Everyone!
Your primitive sphereoid heads
cannot comprehend the perfection
OF THE CONE
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 28, 2007, 08:01:52 PM
If I had a CONEHAMMER,
I'd CONEHAMMER in the morning,
I'd CONEHAMMER in the evening,
All over this land...
Everyone!
:mittens:
isn't cone an barbarian?
Baaaaaaaah!
I just caught that
Quote from: triple zero on November 29, 2007, 12:07:55 AM
isn't cone an barbarian?
Perhaps, all I know is that he's quite the Silly Cone. :lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2007, 01:54:36 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 29, 2007, 12:07:55 AM
isn't cone an barbarian?
Perhaps, all I know is that he's quite the Silly Cone. :lulz:
Dude, that pun was totally fake.
LMNO
-stretches it to the breaking point.
troof. Maybe I should've gone with the Saline. More natural feel.
maybe. this is why you shouldn't just flip a cone when making these kinds of decisions
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ConeHolmes.png)
Oh shit :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You see, this is all reinforcing my belief that the formula to calculate the volume of a cone is also the formula that proves absurdity.
:mittens:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Iceman.jpg)
Iconeical
All these cone puns!
I can't conecentrate!
Did you say you want a scone?
Cone again?
I saw
I conquered
I Cone'd
Arthur C Clarke got there first as usual.
"a blunt cone is the most advantageous shape"
Quote from: The Apex, The Harmony Of on November 30, 2007, 06:36:02 PM
Arthur C Clarke got there first as usual.
"a blunt cone is the most advantageous shape"
heh, "cone" is occasionally used 'round these parts as slang for a joint.
a blunt cone ... quite advantageous!
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 30, 2007, 06:37:26 PM
Quote from: The Apex, The Harmony Of on November 30, 2007, 06:36:02 PM
Arthur C Clarke got there first as usual.
"a blunt cone is the most advantageous shape"
heh, "cone" is occasionally used 'round these parts as slang for a joint.
a blunt cone ... quite advantageous!
In these endz blud yea, manna get MURKED if mans dont rolls conez tingz BRUV!"
the formula to calculate the volume of your stereo depends on the shape of your stereo