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Title: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM

This is a work in progress, feel free to add relevant bits.

1. Never interrupt Americans, because they WILL get in a land war in Asia.
2. Never outnumber Ukrainians.
3. See that Yemeni shitting into the commander's hatch of your shiny M1A2? That's as close as you're gonna get to an offer of armistice.
4. Human wave attacks aren't what they used to be.
5. Everything you spent the last century learning about war is now wrong.
6. It's not about the money now. Now it's about spite and ancient butthurt on the part of anyone.
7. Never tell an Armenian or an Azerbajani to be patient.
8. Never assume that Chechnya is on anyone's side. Even their own.
9. Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.
10. Scholz is a punk.

More to follow.

Title: Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2023, 03:06:07 PM

The "Foreign Legion" is always a propaganda op. No exceptions.

Title: Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 02, 2023, 04:41:31 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM
2. Never outnumber Ukrainians.

Never piss off Ukrainians, period. They Do Not GAF.
TW:
https://ibb.co/n1DKNPN (https://ibb.co/n1DKNPN)

Title: Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: Cramulus on February 02, 2023, 07:46:22 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM
9. Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.

:mittens:

Title: Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 03, 2023, 05:28:52 AM

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 02, 2023, 04:41:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM
2. Never outnumber Ukrainians.

Never piss off Ukrainians, period. They Do Not GAF.
TW:
https://ibb.co/n1DKNPN (https://ibb.co/n1DKNPN)

That's like something out of Munchkin

Title: Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on February 06, 2023, 01:31:23 PM

Establishing friendly trade relations with a former enemy or potential adversary doesn't put you in a position to exert a positive influence; it makes you more vulnerable. It's like having kids because you think it will save the marriage.

The shredder bin is full of indispensable trade contracts.

Never start a proxy war with yourself as the proxy.

Title: Re: Rules of Warfare, 21st century edition
Post by: Dog Girl on February 22, 2023, 03:38:35 AM

Hmmm. I wonder what my rules are. I don't even know.

Hmmm.

Kali says these these are rules:

* What?
* What?
* I do not exist. What?
* Rules? PFFT - JUST KILL THE FUCKING DEMONS, ALL OF THEM
* What?

There's also something about dancing but she won't talk about it until I finish making her demon hat.

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM