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Apple Talk / Re: UNLIMITED holist appreciation thread
« on: January 14, 2013, 01:53:29 am »
Holist is still here? Does he literally have nothing better to do?
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: November 27, 2012, 11:54:54 pm »
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/27/world/asia/north-korea-china-onion/index.html
China has reprinted the Onion's story on Kim Jong Un being the sexiest man alive.
China has reprinted the Onion's story on Kim Jong Un being the sexiest man alive.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So Israel and Hamas are at it again...
« on: November 16, 2012, 04:08:35 pm »
The IDF and Alqassam twitters have been rather amusing to watch. Occasionally the Hamas twitter will respond to some American pro-Israeli in angry broken english. This is an amazing time to be alive
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: November 15, 2012, 05:00:33 pm »
http://www.vice.com/en_se/read/i-was-david-petreauss-bitch-in-the-90s-and-i-hated-every-second-of-it?Contentpage=1
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I’ve detested Petraeus for a long, long time. I’ve tried writing about him for a decade, but nobody seemed to listen. He was bulletproof back then – not so anymore. Now’s the time for me to tell you all about this self-serving shithead and what it was like being his bitch for years.
Back in 1996, I was a starry-eyed West Point lieutenant in the storied 82nd Airborne Division. I had just graduated from Ranger School and the 2nd Battalion of the 504th Parachute Infantry Regiment was my new home – my first assignment. I loved the Army back then.
When I showed up for duty, our brigade commander was a reasonable guy named John Abizaid. Morale was decent under him, because each battalion in the brigade was pretty much left alone. Colonel Abizaid let us solve our own problems. We were all competent adults and his laid-back, hands-off leadership style made us feel important and trusted.
But after a few months, Abizaid left and in came “Mr Burns”.
Mr Burns was our nickname for Petraeus, who was only a colonel back then. We called him that – in case it’s not obvious – because he looked and acted like the wiry, hand-rubbing villain in The Simpsons.
After Petraeus showed up, my life and the life of every soldier under his command went to complete shit.
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Apple Talk / Re: Hey English people
« on: November 14, 2012, 11:07:48 pm »
When in doubt, dont even try.
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Principia Discussion / Re: List of Discordian books
« on: November 13, 2012, 04:31:09 pm »Check his gdmned signatureAnd 'prince glittersnatch'
Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear! You are no more than an indolent teenager
God dammit this is start,ing to creep me out.
I think you got some Roger on you at some point, and this one has confused itself about who runs the mind lazors. <facetious
<earnest
I put a notch on my pistol every time someone falls for that.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« on: November 13, 2012, 04:29:14 pm »
The white house page has about 20 other petitions for secession, and most of them are at +20,000.
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Principia Discussion / Re: List of Discordian books
« on: November 13, 2012, 06:05:31 am »And 'prince glittersnatch'
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http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/37bd0b6925c585ea604bf6fe29aa6e97/l.jpg
Vagina of a pusillanimity of a being thou be, back to your hole of things and fear! You are no more than an indolent teenager
God dammit this is starting to creep me out.
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Apple Talk / Re: So, You Say You're Leaving PD Forever.
« on: November 13, 2012, 05:07:01 am »I'm Not going 'nowhere' until glittersnatch visits me and personally apologises!
Lick it until you do!7/
The fuck?
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Apple Talk / Re: ITT, You List All The Bad Shit That Nigel & Roger Are Responsible For.
« on: November 12, 2012, 04:45:00 am »
One time Nigel thought it would be funny to slip some exlax in Rogers Jack Daniel's. The damage done to New York now numbers in the billions.
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Apple Talk / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 11, 2012, 11:48:26 pm »I definitely saw an ugly side to Jezebel's approach to the racist twitters. On the one hand, yeah, racists are scumbags, but on the other, they really aren't worth becoming the self-appointed civilian thought police over. And ultimately, that's what it smacked of to me. Punishing the kids for a deviation from acceptable thought, even if said deviation was thoroughly reprehensible. It's like arresting people for making rape jokes.
It's weird, if a bunch of people just went and fucked with those kid's facebooks a bit, even if it made their life a living hell for a few days, I wouldn't have a problem with it because internet, get tuff, ect. Its only when authority(the school, the woman's job) becomes involved that it feels like punishing a thought crime.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Marijuana liberalization - libertarian "wedge" strategy?
« on: November 11, 2012, 08:50:51 pm »
I've noticed this before. Its fun to point out to Paulites that Ron really isn't against the drug war at all, but against the federal government telling the states what to do.