So I drove over to the cargo terminal at the airport on Friday to pick up 4 more crated M2 50 cal machine guns (bolt carriers shipped separately so people don't get all anxious), and got pulled over on the way back to the shop.
Cop: "Do you have any weapons in the car?"
Me: *looks back at the crates in the back of the van*
Me: "Um."
Cop: "Do you have any weapons in the car?"
Me: *looks back at the crates in the back of the van*
Me: "Um."