Messages

I hear the rate of parent to child disownment amongst black people is an epidemic.

You really do lack anything resembling class, don't you?   

I'm classy as fuck dude. Ritzy tits molecular gastronomy on a blimp class. Radioactive metals in my wristwatch because I know the cure for cancer classy.

Get the fuck outta here.

So you live in the same town as a police shooting. OMG STOP THE PRESSES. Nobody else lives in the same town as a police shooting!

You are as dumb as cum lady. JAMES FOLEY. THE JOURNALIST IN SYRIA WHO WAS EXECUTED BY BEHEADING BY ISIS.

Sure and unemployed white boy living in the suburbs with his mother isn't a stereotype.

Sure it's a stereotype... but that's not why I say it. I say that you're a sheltered, unemployed white boy sponging off his parents because based on your posts and your observable behavior, that's literally what you are.

Just like I'm literally a  homeowner in a nice neighborhood with a nice boyfriend and some nice children. Which is why your pathetic attempts at stereotyping me based solely on my race, rather than on my posts and observable behavior, fall flat.
[/quote]

It goes both ways sister. I think you're full of shit.

Trot out some more racist stereotypes you learned on teevee, little piglet. You can't even come up with insults that aren't someone else's idea.

Here's the thing; you're repugnant. I have no idea whether you're physically repugnant, but you are intellectually and psychologically a queasy combination of pathetic and repellent. Maybe if you would spend a fraction of the effort you put into being mentally deficient on the internet into learning how to be an interesting, or even just a decent, human being, you might get a different reaction from women than "AUGH get it away from me!".

Until then, unfortunately, you are pretty much going to keep on being a mouthbreathing virgin who spends his days taking up space on his parents' couch and hates anyone who isn't just like him.

Sure and unemployed white boy living in the suburbs with his mother isn't a stereotype.

That's the kind of thing you goons are into now right though? Home invasions now that your buddy the Incredible Amazing Unbirthing Muslim Obongo and his army of liberal black dick lovers bans guns for people who can manage to avoid not getting convicted for beating up their relatives, fleeing child support or landing their entire Mosque on the terrorist watchlist because Shadron can't get his dick wet and thinks everyone else should suffer so starts talking out of line right?

Who the fuck in their right mind would want to "move out" to low cost inner city apartments filled with the next generation of ISIS wannabejihadis with bling that'll never beat the House of Saud and pay rent in full when Obozo's "urban renewal" gives those po oppressed black folk free housing OH BUT IT SUCKS TO BUY HOUSING THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH, build your own fucking house then, try to go one better than a fucking mud hut though.

You don't pay taxes are you fucking shitting me, if anything you'd be mad to hear I don't because it's money out of your welfare grabbing ass. Pay your taxes white boy I gotta grip n sip!

I wait for the night some thug home invaders bust into my place, ISIS doesn't scare me, your little beheading tricks don't make me flinch. I used to work in a slaughterhouse. I can do things with an automatic bone saw that'd make you piss your pants.  Your fucking thug bling bling gun waving no aim coudn't hit the broadside of a fucking barn doesn't scare me. You come over to the woods up north east of the Bronx and I'll show you a good time. We can talk about wealth redistribution then I'll introduce you to some militias planning to blow the UN away when they try to pull a coup for your precious world of "peace" and "freedom from white privilege".

You wanna know what I look like, just a skinny white dude with a beard, nothing remarkable about this face. I don't look like some fuckface from Duck Dynasty either. I used to be an artist into peace and love but I don't have any time for that bullshit anymore.

Oh and James Foley? I knew him. His funeral was in my town, where he grew up. Empty casket though. All kinds of people showed up. Black, white, Muslim, a real human family affair. And that's good. That's the kind of thing that renews my faith in the human race, ironically because a good man who was a total example of multiculturalism at its best and his death extremism at its worst. So it's ironic that it gives me some faith in humanity but I don't have very much left.

What people DON'T know about Foley though, is he made documentaries on how putrid Islam is. So he was a target from the get go. They won't tell you that. Inconvenient truth.

And I see all these young black punks flocking to join ISIS, and I see the guy who beheaded him, the guy MI5 fingered, smug little shit wearing his black keffiyeh thought he was safe and he reminds me EXACTLY of a kid I used to hang out with who got me all into this FREE PALESTINE and FUCK ISRAEL shit. Asked me for a loan one day, I still being naive and good natured gave it to him, never heard from him again then next thing I know I hear about him shooting shit into his arm and trying to "launch a music career". Calls me up asking for more money one day after giving me a sob story about how he had to beat his girlfriend because she wouldn't shut up, expecting me to be intimidated. There's one more asshole who shouldn't have the chance to get all uppity and behead some completely defenseless journalist.

Don't fucking talk down to me like I don't get a taste of the world. I've had my fucking fill of it. Hell of a lot more I just can't talk about.

Trot out some more racist stereotypes you learned on teevee, little piglet. You can't even come up with insults that aren't someone else's idea.

Here's the thing; you're repugnant. I have no idea whether you're physically repugnant, but you are intellectually and psychologically a queasy combination of pathetic and repellent. Maybe if you would spend a fraction of the effort you put into being mentally deficient on the internet into learning how to be an interesting, or even just a decent, human being, you might get a different reaction from women than "AUGH get it away from me!".

Until then, unfortunately, you are pretty much going to keep on being a mouthbreathing virgin who spends his days taking up space on his parents' couch and hates anyone who isn't just like him.

Sure and unemployed white boy living in the suburbs with his mother isn't a stereotype.

That's the kind of thing you goons are into now right though? Home invasions now that your buddy the Incredible Amazing Unbirthing Muslim Obongo and his army of liberal black dick lovers bans guns for people who can manage to avoid not getting convicted for beating up their relatives, fleeing child support or landing their entire Mosque on the terrorist watchlist because Shadron can't get his dick wet and thinks everyone else should suffer so starts talking out of line right?

Who the fuck in their right mind would want to "move out" to low cost inner city apartments filled with the next generation of ISIS wannabejihadis with bling that'll never beat the House of Saud and pay rent in full when Obozo's "urban renewal" gives those po oppressed black folk free housing OH BUT IT SUCKS TO BUY HOUSING THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH, build your own fucking house then, try to go one better than a fucking mud hut though.

You don't pay taxes are you fucking shitting me, if anything you'd be mad to hear I don't because it's money out of your welfare grabbing ass. Pay your taxes white boy I gotta grip n sip!

I wait for the night some thug home invaders bust into my place, ISIS doesn't scare me, your little beheading tricks don't make me flinch. I used to work in a slaughterhouse. I can do things with an automatic bone saw that'd make you piss your pants.  Your fucking thug bling bling gun waving no aim coudn't hit the broadside of a fucking barn doesn't scare me. You come over to the woods up north east of the Bronx and I'll show you a good time. We can talk about wealth redistribution then I'll introduce you to some militias planning to blow the UN away when they try to pull a coup for your precious world of "peace" and "freedom from white privilege".

You wanna know what I look like, just a skinny white dude with a beard, nothing remarkable about this face. I don't look like some fuckface from Duck Dynasty either. I used to be an artist into peace and love but I don't have any time for that bullshit anymore.

Oh, good, a sheltered little junior philosopher who thinks that the infant human species has already thought all the good thinks. Why don't you and racism-boy up there crawl back into your mommy's basements and make sweet, sheltered, ignorant love with each other while congratulating yourselves on knowing so much more about the world than people who have actually experienced it know?

I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT JESUS METHUSELAH SIDDHARTHA'S BATFORM GUANO CHRIST I SAID EVERYONE HERE IS ACTING LIKE OH GLOMPCHOMP OH, YOU ARE NOT AN ICONOCLAST THEREFORE U R TEH SUK FOR SAYING THINGS PEOPLE SAID BEFORE THAT WAS MEAN SOMETIMES. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I ENGAGE IN DISCUSSION ABOUT THE 3023rd BATMAN SPINOFF AND EJACULATE INTO THE SAME GENERAL 10 FEET OF SPACE I NORMALLY DO EVERY TUESDAY AND CONSUME MY 12,302th HOT POCKET OF MY LIFE. EVERYTHING MUST BE NEW AND SHINY TO ME IN A WAY THAT MY OLD MIND DENTURES CAN MASTICATE SO FUCK YOU HURRDURR YOU ARE TROLLING U LIKE SEMEN BUTTSEX LULZ INTERNET

NO. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN AND THERE IS NO DOG POOP UNDERNEATH IT.

Of course you replied promptly, you're unemployed.  So do you think your precious little attitude is going to hold up long when you actually have to pay your own bills? Or are you just planning on sponging off your mom and denying reality until you're old enough to get on SSI?

You replied prompty so I'm guessing your food stamps and EBT came in right on time and you didn't have to go flash mob Best Buy.

Did your mother not love you enough? I hear the rate of parent to child disownment amongst black people is an epidemic. I pay Bill for things and I am REALLY HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH THIS ARGUMENT.

DID THE UTILITY MAN TOUCH YOU IN THE NO-NO SPOT?

Oh, good, a sheltered little junior philosopher who thinks that the infant human species has already thought all the good thinks. Why don't you and racism-boy up there crawl back into your mommy's basements and make sweet, sheltered, ignorant love with each other while congratulating yourselves on knowing so much more about the world than people who have actually experienced it know?

I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT JESUS METHUSELAH SIDDHARTHA'S BATFORM GUANO CHRIST I SAID EVERYONE HERE IS ACTING LIKE OH GLOMPCHOMP OH, YOU ARE NOT AN ICONOCLAST THEREFORE U R TEH SUK FOR SAYING THINGS PEOPLE SAID BEFORE THAT WAS MEAN SOMETIMES. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I ENGAGE IN DISCUSSION ABOUT THE 3023rd BATMAN SPINOFF AND EJACULATE INTO THE SAME GENERAL 10 FEET OF SPACE I NORMALLY DO EVERY TUESDAY AND CONSUME MY 12,302th HOT POCKET OF MY LIFE. EVERYTHING MUST BE NEW AND SHINY TO ME IN A WAY THAT MY OLD MIND DENTURES CAN MASTICATE SO FUCK YOU HURRDURR YOU ARE TROLLING U LIKE SEMEN BUTTSEX LULZ INTERNET

NO. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN AND THERE IS NO DOG POOP UNDERNEATH IT.

I love the taste of my own semen.

Thanks for letting us all know man, I mean you didn't have to but hey, the knowledge could be useful sometime, someplace.

Me personally, not a fan of my own blend. It's always too thick and goopy.

Not to worry GlompChomp, Kai Murros has the antidote to your malaise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok-XnmfLLyY

History suggests that in times like these, war is coming; it sounds like you may be a good candidate for the coming race wars. Millennial nihilists clearly need a higher purpose in their lives; what cause could be grander than saving the white race from the vast forces that seek its destruction? Even your little friend Johnny here, unless it was clever troll, demonstrates why this war needs to be fought. Do you want to go through life listening to the harangues of dishonorable faggots like this, or live and fight as a man, kill them all and reclaim your dignity, pride and honor?

Millennials have the misfortune of having been born in the rubble of perhaps the biggest cultural demolition in history. It will be your hard but rewarding to task to rebuild your culture, revitalize your race and reclaim your minds amidst the ruins. Your first task will be to smash the parasites who have taken it upon themselves to make incessant war upon your kind in so dishonorable and pedantic a fashion, and who mistake parroting of propaganda for moral insight and wisdom. The only wisdom you need now are the hard lessons of history, the first of which is that those who fight for their survival abide, those who never bow conquer, and those who roll over in the face of hostility vanish.

William S. Burroughs once said: "if you want to destroy a people, destroy their dreams." To avoid destruction, you must reclaim your dreams from the black magicians who are waging open war upon them, and FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT FOR YOUR RACE, YOUR FUTURE AND YOUR HONOR!

Seems like most others on this site are asleep at the wheel, sympathizers or the enemy. Or faggots, which is understandable, they typically don't fight. Fine to be that way, whatever.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=438_1411668745 look at this shit. You know about it, I know about it, the rest of them are asleep at the fucking wheel, collaborating or too STUPID to get it. Convert or DIE. CONVERT or DIE. It's an era, an epoch, people are dying in droves and the Discordians perch in the hayloft of absurdity instead of USING DYNAMIC DISCORD HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE USED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARjEy7qWNNk

I don't agree with your racism though, for me I hate all racial pride. I'm white, other white people have done white things. So fucking what. Black people too, fuck them and their super special culture. Fuck you unless you're a person.

These people here keep saying YOU'RE NOT AN ICONOCLAST! Then talking about their favorite TV shows.

This is what I mean, this is literally the obsession of a generation. Being blase because they have a memetic version of everything ever created ever in their stupid special little heads so they think reexperiencing older ideas isn't worth it because SUCH NOVELTY WOW WE NEED NEW EVEN THOUGH SUPERCOMPUTERS DO IT A BILLION TIMES BETTER EVERY NANOSECOND BUT NO WE ARE SPECIAL.

Fuck.
That.

What are your thoughts on this Von? At least Glomp and Nihil havent dissapointed in their expected answers and discourse.

How typical of the white privilege crowd, a lucid answer merits a snotnosed dismissal. May the curse of greyface rot your anus.

Yknow what Reverend, I don't like you and you don't like me but I'm starting to agree with you, Discordianism is kind of impotent lately.

I think we all need to do a big online ritual to get the boogies out.

SPEAKING AS AN ADMIN:

If I hadn't been previously outvoted (on a previous issue) by a 4-2 (1 abstaining) margin, I'd have gotten YOU out on your first post since your return.  The ritual is simple, and consists of hitting "admin", then "password", then "members" then "Ban member", then your name.

However, I have been told that blatant and virulent racism isn't a reason for banning someone.  So what would really fucking please me is for you to start spamming or image bombing, so I CAN get rid of your stupid ass (which, given the chance, I will do in a heartbeat)  Your racist shit isn't iconoclastic, it's TIRESOME and BORING and the very sight of your name in "new posts" depresses me.  You should leave.  Forever, this time.

Look as far as I see it, there's no atoning with you folks. You would've enforced a zero tolerance policy anyway and can't seem to stop drinking your haterade  Frankly I'm not entirely impressed by the forum because of people such as yourself but now I'm staying mostly out of belligerence because as far as I can tell, you're WAY more upset by this than I am, so it's no skin off my back.

Yknow what Reverend, I don't like you and you don't like me but I'm starting to agree with you, Discordianism is kind of impotent lately.

I think we all need to do a big online ritual to get the boogies out.

SPEAKING AS AN ADMIN:

If I hadn't been previously outvoted (on a previous issue) by a 4-2 (1 abstaining) margin, I'd have gotten YOU out on your first post since your return.  The ritual is simple, and consists of hitting "admin", then "password", then "members" then "Ban member", then your name.

However, I have been told that blatant and virulent racism isn't a reason for banning someone.  So what would really fucking please me is for you to start spamming or image bombing, so I CAN get rid of your stupid ass (which, given the chance, I will do in a heartbeat)  Your racist shit isn't iconoclastic, it's TIRESOME and BORING and the very sight of your name in "new posts" depresses me.  You should leave.  Forever, this time.

I'm here to stay, like herpes 

Yknow what Reverend, I don't like you and you don't like me but I'm starting to agree with you, Discordianism is kind of impotent lately.

I think we all need to do a big online ritual to get the boogies out.

[sapant]

Point taken - sapienti esser nunc sat no sapant (It's been a while)

It's been so long I don't even remember if I knew you man 

There's some recollection but it may be a mental mirage, best not to pursue it or bad things happen.

I am fuuuuuuuuuuucked up.

Is that Esperanto or Latin?

-> sapent

French! My grandparents speak french, I still haven't learned it. I refuse to! 

GlompChomp, one of the reasons why everyone hates generation Y.

But seriously now, is this an attempt to string together rational thoughts besides poopy word salad?... Anyhow, from a previous post and some sentence in this one you seem to not understand why people get outraged at the useof certain words or racist slurs and ill try to convey something to you: words are not just words, words have meanings, history and intention, and if you cannot understand that, its because you are an egocentrical person with no empathy that cannot see beyond its own white privilege and probably willfully ignorant which is the most obnoxious kind of ignorance.

Prove me wrong, or not, im just bored.

Well see this is what I'm talking about, if you can conjure up the woes of the past with words you're letting the words have power that they shouldn't. The abuses of the black race by white people isn't something I feel guilt for OR have any privilege from. White privilege is not real. It is a cursed idea from a cursed time seeking to bring that past misery into the future. I don't deserve to suffer, live in fear of black retribution because of naughty words or cowtow to the culture of black monopolization of violence (hip hop gun culture coupled with white liberal gun banning).

I don't have any white privilege. One thing in history white liberally run schools are not keen on teaching is what actually caused the Dark Ages. If you want to talk about things that have put a dent in the advancement of human civilization by proxy of a particular race (white Europeans) you need look no further.

But what actually caused the Dark Ages? One thing overwhelmingly led to the spread of plague, poverty, social isolationism, excessive militarism, superstition and so on. Islam. The religious favorite of even the most recent civil rights leaders, not just Malcolm X but the most recent vocal advocates of black civil rights, or as I call them, the idea that black people are still being oppressed despite all contrary evidence.

So what did Islam do? Well, contrary again to what most public schools teach, they did not simply defend the Holy Land, they invaded Europe after the Crusades were lost in over 500 battles and during this time, taking white slaves was extremely popular. This was commonplace and occurred from the fall of the Roman Empire (the real fall, not the Barbarian takeover) to the Christian Reconquista and long after in smaller pockets. Whites were being enslaved by Islam the entire time in the same way blacks were enslaved during the Colonial era. Want to know more on this instead of patronizing me? Here's a simple starting point; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y&feature=youtu.be&t=1s

The other most prominent example of white slavery on a major, racially driven scale is the Ashkenazi Jewish people, who are similar to Cossacks in genetic profile, being enslaved by the ancient Egyptians. It wasn't black people lugging and carving those massive stones, it was abused white people viewed as lower than dirt, ruled by black people. Ever look at the face of the Sphinx or a Pharaonic statue, or any of the paintings? They're all black, every single one of them. Except for the slaves. You aren't taught this shit in school. You're taught to feel guilt, to cower in shame and to give PRIVILEGE to black people.

Now I'm not saying this to scream WHITE POWER, though I never feel any shame for my race and scorn the idea of "white privilege", I am saying this to say that racial enslavement is occurring in cycles. Some people, in fact many black people, particularly in America, would like to see this happen again. They believe it would be just and I think many white liberals would gladly chain themselves. Me, I don't plan to be a part of the white privilege shame circlejerk. I also don't plan to be on the side of the minority who will stand viciously against this kind of takeover. I likely will not be alive for this cyclical epoch, nor will any of us alive right now, but it could occur sooner than I expect.

This isn't my point though, I don't want to be on either side. I don't want to feel guilt for being white or abnormal respect toward black people simply for them being black and I don't want racism to exist.

When I go around shouting NIGGER it's because I am completely disillusioned with white guilt and white privilege and I am asserting the fact that I don't need anyone's fucking permission to be approved of as a decent, politically correct and evolved human. I already know I am. I think we will probably always have racial disagreements, if not among humans then among our yet to be met space alien brothers, sisters and xirs. So rather than cowtowing and being all guilty for shit my ancestors did which I took no part in and keep my mouth shut when a group of black people walk by going NIGGA HAHA NIGGA DAT DU DOE NIGGA ZIP ZOP ZOOBADEBOP I'm going to say you niggers better settle down you're making me nervous. And if they have a problem with me I'm armed and would gladly ignite another Ferguson at this point.

I have no love or respect for what's touted as "black culture" these days with its liberal use of the slang words which are supposed to be so hurtful (oh but only when uttered by whitey). I don't care what their chummy it's about brotherly love and community excuse for it is. No respect, no fear and no deference. Just try to pull a home invasion on me or tell me I walked into the wrong neighborhood. Test me. I'm real fucking sick of it.

And I know not every black person is like that but if they aren't then THEY SHOULDN'T BE OFFENDED BY THE WORD NIGGER UNLESS THEY'RE ACTING LIKE FUCKING NIGGERS. Just like I'm not going to be offended by being called a slavedriving cracker unless I've got Erkel chained up in my basement laying bricks for my personal underground railroad.