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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: hooplala on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM

Title: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: hooplala on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
A:  a good start!
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 06:22:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
A:  a good start!

Heh.

Jackboots are so passe, now that we have the whoopie stick.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Dimocritus on December 03, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
They really need to put quotes on "non-lethal." You give these guys a tazer and they think they can zap the hell out of anyone they want because it's "non-lethal." Next thing you know we got a bunch of dead kids and seniors. We should just give these trigger-happy tough guys nerf guns until they learn to use better judgment...
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 06:26:01 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 03, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
They really need to put quotes on "non-lethal." You give these guys a tazer and they think they can zap the hell out of anyone they want because it's "non-lethal." Next thing you know we got a bunch of dead kids and seniors. We should just give these trigger-happy tough guys nerf guns until they learn to use better judgment...

This ain't gonna be your century.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Dimocritus on December 03, 2009, 06:27:46 PM
What I really don't understand is what kind of steroids were these ten year olds on that they couldn't overpower them without a weapon.

Cops-
Revenge of the nerds...
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: hooplala on December 03, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
A friend of mine is a cop in the Peel Police (Roger, you understand that I'm sure)... he was telling me a few weeks ago about having to taze an 80 year old man so he could handcuff him.  

I asked him why he felt it necessary to taze this old man, and his serious response was (I shit you not):  "I didn't want to hurt him."


I think that says it all.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 06:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
A friend of mine is a cop in the Peel Police (Roger, you understand that I'm sure)... he was telling me a few weeks ago about having to taze an 80 year old man so he could handcuff him.  

I asked him why he felt it necessary to taze this old man, and his serious response was (I shit you not):  "I didn't want to hurt him."


I think that says it all.

My cousin was Peel police.  That wasn't jackboot enough for him, so he ran off to the OPP.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 03, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
They really need to put quotes on "non-lethal." You give these guys a tazer and they think they can zap the hell out of anyone they want because it's "non-lethal." Next thing you know we got a bunch of dead kids and seniors. We should just give these trigger-happy tough guys nerf guns until they learn to use better judgment...

I think it's quite cute that you think a quotation mark is going to stop the police from zapping the fuck out of someone.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
 :x My boy is ten. He's the size of Roger's arm. Why the hell would an adult taze a ten-year-old? That should be a criminal offense.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Richter on December 03, 2009, 06:31:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
A:  a good start!

A; TOASTY!
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 03, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
:x My boy is ten. He's the size of Roger's arm. Why the hell would an adult taze a ten-year-old? That should be a criminal offense.

Apparently, these kids had the wrong values.  These sorts of things happen to people with the wrong values.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Dimocritus on December 03, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 03, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
I think it's quite cute that you think a quotation mark is going to stop the police from zapping the fuck out of someone.

:lulz:

I don't know. They just really shouldn't call it non-lethal. It's giving these guys the wrong idea. As it is, a lot of them are just itching for an excuse, and this whole non-lethal thing provides them one...
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 03, 2009, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 03, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
I don't know. They just really shouldn't call it non-lethal. It's giving these guys the wrong idea. As it is, a lot of them are just itching for an excuse, and this whole non-lethal thing provides them one...

Technically, Taser markets their product as "less-lethal"
...
just sayin'
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Richter on December 03, 2009, 06:40:35 PM
I predict this will REALLY hit the fan when one kid develops arythmia and the lawsuits begin to fly.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 03, 2009, 06:44:43 PM
Personally I call it the right time to give your kids tasers. If the only way a cop can overpower a 10 year old is with the aid of 50,000 volts then I reckon it's high time we level the playing field cos the copper deserves to get his ass handed to him on a plate by said minor and I'll do what it takes to make sure that happens. Lets face it, my taxes are paying for these useless fucks to make sure my property is safe and I don't get raped at night when I'm taking the dog for a walk. If they can't handle a small child then they deserve to be crippled or killed by said infant. I aint running a fucking charity here :argh!:
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Jenne on December 03, 2009, 10:35:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 03, 2009, 06:40:35 PM
I predict this will REALLY hit the fan when one kid develops arythmia and the lawsuits begin to fly.

THIS.  When parents start complaining and when the AARfuckingP gets off its hoary ol' ass enough to vote and complain, tasing will be lessened and then hopefully nonexistant.  Get some legislator to bailiwick the cause, and some press to dig up horror stories, and there you go.  Anti-tasing campaign.

But as long as it's just the poor and the "criminals" getting tased, no one will give a fuck, and meanwhile, "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" will just continue on as a horrormirthy popart tagline.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Richter on December 03, 2009, 10:42:11 PM
Yeah, that and it will make insurance go NUTS
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: hooplala on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Triple Zero on December 03, 2009, 11:30:49 PM
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?



A: SHOCKING NEWS
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Freeky on December 03, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.

Won't all this make more people subservient and compliant to The Man?
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 04, 2009, 12:11:33 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 03, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.

Won't all this make more people subservient and compliant to The Man?

Perhaps superficially, but i'm guessing the number of incidents of patrol car tyres slashed, and doors painted with swastikas in spray adhesive will go up with this type of behavior
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 01:58:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 03, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.

Won't all this make more people subservient and compliant to The Man?

Some.  Others will get pissed.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Rumckle on December 04, 2009, 02:09:18 AM
A:
Anything you want, they're lying on the ground twitching.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on December 04, 2009, 02:14:09 AM
A:  Progress.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 02:23:21 AM
It's fairly easy to tell who has kids and who doesn't, ITT.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 04, 2009, 02:34:56 AM
When I have kids, I'm not gonna wait for a police officer to taze them.

RCH: Junior, go to your room.

Junior: No! You can't make me!

RCH: Oh yes I can...ZZZZAP!

Junior: (incoherent and barely audible sounds of compliance)
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Lies on December 04, 2009, 02:41:20 AM
When I have kids, I'm going to force them to walk around in aluminium clothing.

Sure, the other kids and people in general will laugh at them, but when they manage to get away unscatched from a police officer trying to tase them, then we'll see who's laughing.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Dysnomia on December 04, 2009, 03:25:35 AM
A:  :x :x :x
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Template on December 04, 2009, 05:36:36 AM
 :horrormirth:

Quote from: Rumckle on December 04, 2009, 02:09:18 AM
A:
Anything you want, they're lying on the ground twitching.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 04, 2009, 05:43:25 AM
I swear if someone ever tasered my little dude I'd go all Joan Crawford on their ass.
He's so.... small. And nerdy.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: rong on December 04, 2009, 05:50:07 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2009, 11:30:49 PM
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?



A: SHOCKING NEWS

i liked it.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 04, 2009, 05:50:51 AM
 :lulz: I missed that
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Triple Zero on December 04, 2009, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 04, 2009, 05:50:51 AM
:lulz: I missed that

HA SOMEONE WITH KIDS FOUND IT FUNNY

I WIN
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 04, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
    
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?


A: Educational
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 05:01:35 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 04, 2009, 11:52:55 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 04, 2009, 05:50:51 AM
:lulz: I missed that

HA SOMEONE WITH KIDS FOUND IT FUNNY

I WIN

Yes, sir, you win.

Tell him what he's won, "Bob"!

Mister Tripzip has won the right to live in a world in which 10 year olds are tazed!  What's more, he gets to live in a world in which that is simply one data point in a downward-trending graph!

*crowd oohs and ahhhs, Applause light comes on*
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 04, 2009, 05:19:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 05:01:35 PM


Mister Tripzip has won the right to live in a world in which 10 year olds are tazed!  What's more, he gets to live in a world in which that is simply one data point in a downward-trending graph!

*crowd oohs and ahhhs, Applause light comes on*

(http://scarless1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/runningman5.jpg)
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 01, 2010, 10:18:13 PM
Mark another for Officer Friendly....

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/23017669/detail.html

QuoteA news release from the mayor's office and the Martinsville Police Department said the officers responded Tuesday evening to Tender Teddies Day Care on reports of a 10-year-old who was out of control.

The release said that the officers, trying to prevent the child from hurting other children, staff members and himself, slapped the boy and then used a Taser to subdue him.

heh.... 'Tender Teddies'....
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2010, 10:21:38 PM
It gets better and better.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
The fact that it happened in Martinsville doesn't suprise me that much. That place is a shit hole. The kid probably didn't deserve to be tased though. If an officer can't take down a 10 year old without resorting to the taser then he shouldn't be an officer.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 01, 2010, 11:26:00 PM
El oficial Dan electrocutará pequeños a niños.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:27:38 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
The fact that it happened in Martinsville doesn't suprise me that much. That place is a shit hole. The kid probably didn't deserve to be tased though. If an officer can't take down a 10 year old without resorting to the taser then he shouldn't be an officer.

More and more, I think officers are mandated to slap the shit out of people and tase them.  But that might be my cynical, jaded side rearing its ugly head again.

Could be worse, could be Riverside fucking County, CA, and they'd just OPEN FIRE on the preschool.  You know, to keep the peace.
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2010, 03:31:13 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 03, 2009, 06:44:43 PM
Personally I call it the right time to give your kids tasers. If the only way a cop can overpower a 10 year old is with the aid of 50,000 volts then I reckon it's high time we level the playing field cos the copper deserves to get his ass handed to him on a plate by said minor and I'll do what it takes to make sure that happens. Lets face it, my taxes are paying for these useless fucks to make sure my property is safe and I don't get raped at night when I'm taking the dog for a walk. If they can't handle a small child then they deserve to be crippled or killed by said infant. I aint running a fucking charity here :argh!:

This.  Those officers should count themselves lucky they're not having to arrest Iraqi children.  They'd end up being beheaded and the video uploaded to Youtube.  And don't even get me started on what Ugandan children would do...
Title: Re: Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 02, 2010, 04:53:52 PM
Hrmmm, I guess the Firesign reference was too vague :(