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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: AFK on April 04, 2008, 06:29:47 PM

Title: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on April 04, 2008, 06:29:47 PM
My friends, is there nothing sweeter and finer than Free Lunch? 

You've been hard at work, slaving away at something that seems meaningless and trivial, yet you do it so you can put supper on the table.  Your boss drops by and says, "Can I take you to lunch?' 

In a joyous clarion, in union, you and your co-workers stand, salute, and retort "Sure."  Somehow a Turkey Club sandwhich is more savory when it is on the company's dime.

Along the same lines, the free Continental Breakfast.  Perhaps you are at an all-day training, convention, something.  You enter, get your name tag, sign-in, etc., you walk into the room, and there under almost a spot-light is the free Coffee and Pastries.  You know you are going to be sitting in a stiff, uncomfortable chair, taking in some drivel that you will never remember, but Joy of Joys, you have a seemingly endless supply of Joe and Danishes.  It's utter crap, and you know it is probably eating holes in your stomach lining, but that you don't have to plunk down some greenbacks, makes it palatable and succulent. 

Yes, my friends, Free Lunch is truly one of life's few wonders and joys.  Savor it when it comes your way.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
I love it!

I have a saying; "There's a big difference between donuts, and FREE donuts".
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2008, 12:17:29 AM
Can I steal the OP for trolling libertarians?
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on April 07, 2008, 01:25:53 PM
by all means. "Free Lunch" is free. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Jasper on April 17, 2008, 03:00:44 AM
TANSTAAFL is a dirty word here.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2008, 09:33:41 AM
As much as I like Heinlein, I would like fucking him in the ass even more.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Richter on April 17, 2008, 02:00:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2008, 09:33:41 AM
As much as I like Heinlein, I would like fucking him in the ass even more.


:potd:
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: nostalgicBadger on May 17, 2008, 01:50:20 AM
Somehow this takes me back to Macroeconomics and how much time I spent in that class devising crazy scenarios involving robots and pizzas.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on May 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
The best plans laid were laid in macroeconomics courses. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Richter on May 19, 2008, 01:50:49 PM
RWHN:  Your teaching have served me well.
At my buddy's graduation yesterday, we walked right into the private breakfast at the university president's house, and partook of some righteously good crepe and omelet while chatting people up. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on May 19, 2008, 02:00:15 PM
The great Goddess Butterworth compels me to spread the word. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Jenne on May 21, 2008, 05:36:28 PM
Free breakfast wins everytime.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 21, 2008, 05:38:25 PM
Oh man, free breakfast is awesome.

Although local burrito place is running a promo, cause they have to raise prices $0.25, if you buy a burrito today or tomorrow, then return on Friday with the receipt from this burrito, you get a free burrito! YAY!

It's not QUITE a free lunch, more like half price lunch, but I'll take what I can get.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 05:46:18 PM
The heart of TANSTAAFL (apologies mentioning it ITT) is that even with no-charge "freebies" there is a tacit cost, usually a string attached or some condition that serves someone else.

Far from refuting RWHN's joy, Free Lunch is rarer than you may think and therefore is all the more beautiful when it happens.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
Oh sure, most of the places I go it's, "We're only giving you free food because otherwise there is no fucking way you'd even bother THINKING about coming to our training that is 100 miles from your office."

I mean, most of the time, I'm compelled to go to these things, and if there is any doubt of there being free food I hit the local Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, Tim Hortons, or whatever is around.  I had to do that this morning because my agency is broke and can't afford to cater my trainings. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Jasper on May 21, 2008, 09:09:26 PM
Conditional love is such a dirty thing.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2008, 03:01:03 PM
My Director leaving the Agency has lead to copius amounts of Free Lunch this week.  Yesterday, we all went to DiMillo's in Portland.  It's called the Floating Restaurant because it's actually on this big boat.  Honestly, it's vastly overrated, but when it's on the Agency's dime, it's worth it.  Also we ate out on the deck of the boat yesterday, overlooking the ocean, with a nice gentle breeze.  Fuck, how can you beat having a free two hour lunch AND getting paid for it.  I love working for this agency. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: LMNO on July 08, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
I think I've eaten there, after a few of us went to a Mastering Studio up in Maine.

Food was kinda poor, but the view wasn't too bad.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2008, 04:49:18 PM
Yeah, I certainly would never go there if I had to pay for the food.  I'm not a big seafood fan so I ordered a Cheeseburger.  It was okay, not the worst I've had, but certainly not the best either. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Richter on July 17, 2008, 07:14:14 PM
Last Friday fate chained together very well for the pursuit of eating without paying.

Breakfast - Payday, hence Brian the Manager bought pastry for everyone

Lunch - Ryan the Supervisor's last day, hence pizza and cake

Dinner - parents and sister drop by bearing pizza

Overall money spent that day on food: $0.  8)
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on July 17, 2008, 08:09:20 PM
ZOMG! The Free Lunch Trifecta.  Noice!  Good work!
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Richter on July 28, 2008, 03:43:49 PM
This weekend's score: 3/4 lb. of fresh caught tuna, provided by a buddy who fishes :mrgreen:

Served some as sushi, cut the rest into small steaks which I rubbed with pepper and lime juice before searing in sesame oil. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on July 28, 2008, 06:00:23 PM
Well, I was lined up for a free lunch buffet at the Golf Tournament.  But golfers are fucking slow and so lunch was not to begin until 1 PM.  Plus there was nothing else for me to do, so I bailed.  However the free Coffee and Bagels were quite glorious. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Richter on August 26, 2008, 06:47:43 PM
Delicious treked across Boston to one of the few "Popeye's" locations in the state.  Lunch is his donation of 2 pieces of joyous bowel destruction. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on August 26, 2008, 07:40:40 PM
Good News:  Free Filet Mignon on Sept. 20th
Bad news:  It will be at a wedding in Vermont. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 07:51:28 PM
Good news:  It's not Maine.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on August 26, 2008, 07:55:53 PM
Bad news:  It's not in Vegas. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 07:59:20 PM
Question:  Open Bar?
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on August 26, 2008, 08:01:12 PM
Answer:  Good Question. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Could be worse: It could be in CT.
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on August 26, 2008, 08:28:14 PM
Unless it was close to Mang or some other CT Spag.  Then again, I'm not sure my wife would appreciate it if I were to duck out. 
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: AFK on April 30, 2009, 04:46:47 PM
Ha!  Spags!  I enjoyed some marvelous munchies yesterday and all of you American spags paid for it.   :evil:

I was at a training for this federal research project that is happening in my State and it was at this "Green Certified" Bed and Breakfast in central Maine.  Everything was homemade, well almost everything.  Some very awesome Blueberry Coconut Muffins as part of the light breakfast and then there was also a very yummy cherry cobler desert after lunch with enough butter to make Paula Deen orgasm.  And also some organic Peanut Butter cookies.   Good stuff.  Socialism never tasted so good.   
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2009, 05:07:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 04, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
I love it!

I have a saying; "There's a big difference between donuts, and FREE donuts".

No there isn't.

TGRR,
Can't have either.  :crankey:
Title: Re: The Joy and Zen that is Free Lunch
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2009, 04:36:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2009, 05:07:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 04, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
I love it!

I have a saying; "There's a big difference between donuts, and FREE donuts".

No there isn't.

TGRR,
Can't have either.  :crankey:

:cry: