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Isn't that the guy in that one picture with the string?

Yes.  And no matter the bets, no matter the crimes, we won't be going there.

But this begs the obvious question:  Has anyone seen Daniel and Enki together?

If there are to be photographs, may I respectfully suggest adding a pair of cat ears into the equation? The stipulation that the loser must wear these, and end each sentence with the word "meow" would be most fulfilling to my prurient interests.

Your request has been denied on the grounds of: Daniel.

And I like Usher.

No.

I'd rather just not have my specimens screwed up.

Besides, he'd probably do something worse than just break vials. You know the sort, "brain from the wrong jar" and all that.

Hmmm...But how do we introduce evil into the world of caddisflies, then?

I know this is probably not the sort of mad scientist you aspire to, but there's more than one mad scientist out there. We're all the same in the sense that we see how unbelievably amazing reality is, and how equally unbelievable is the stupidity of the ordinary human monkeys we see every day in their complete failure to see the amazingness of reality. This, of course, drives us mad.

All of the preceding statements/ideas are good.  But where's the maniacal laughing?  Where's the revenge-driven statements of intent?

Where's the "TIME TO FEED, MY LITTLE ONES!", while the panicked masses scream and try to escape?

See, THAT'S a matter of taste. You may find maniacal laughter, revenge and panicked, screaming masses stylish but they just sound messy to me. Probably would cause a swath of my carefully labeled vials to knock over.

Which, of course, would necessitate further revenge.

I fail to see a downside, here.  Plus, you should have an Igor that can clean up the important stuff.

Igor is not to be trusted with the specimens. He's like Dirty Assistant, only....yeah, he's like Dirty Assistant.

Then you have an excuse to flog him with your cane.

I LIKE PICKLES THE WAY HE IS!

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR PUPPY.

(CHEEZY 70s THEME SONG)

SCIENCE WASN'T MADE WITH PUPPY-SURVIVABILITY IN MIND!

WE CAN REBUILD HIM.  WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.

I believe we have elected John for that honor.

Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"

I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.

But we have to document our progress.

Flash cam.

Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.

NICE.

Added advantage to the flash cam:  Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.

Which leads us to the obvious conclusion:  Youtube.  Titled something about Taylor Swift.

Perfect!

Also, for Von Melee...google "scotal leash".

Paul Harvey's Ghost would be an awesome user name. I'll have to remember that.

"Stand by for NEWS!!!"
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Then you have to whore yourself out, product endorsement-wise.

[IT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY!]

DOKTOR HOWL KEEPS TRYING TO TAKE MY PUPPY! IT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY!

IT'S FOR SCIENCE!

Jason is actually Paul Harvey?

That makes a disturbing amount of sense.

Then quite possibly we have conflicting goals and you may have just uncovered a minor nemesis.

Curses, Doktor Howl - I'm not afraid of you!  

Nobody is afraid of Doktor Howl.

This wasn't about doing anyone other than myself any favours, rather that I would personally like to live on a planet with fewer superstitious idiots.  I think that would be just swell.

Then I would feel bad about fucking with people, and that would be undesirable.

Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.

I believe we have elected John for that honor.

Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"

I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.

But we have to document our progress.

Flash cam.

Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.

NICE.

Added advantage to the flash cam:  Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.

Which leads us to the obvious conclusion:  Youtube.  Titled something about Taylor Swift.

Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.

I believe we have elected John for that honor.

Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"

I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.

But we have to document our progress.

Flash cam.