Things are weird, and they're getting weirder at a rate that is not so much alarming as bemusing. A man walks into his house, howling. An eyeless vendor serves coffee in the courtyard. In the next stall, a man drips blood onto the floor.
And Mattel releases Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/MTT3285lg.jpg)
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/mattel_has_lost_their_minds.php
JEEESUS
it's like a parody of itself
my mind is blown
No, fuck this, it cant be true.
I went to the Mattel website to look for it, but i found nothing.
Is this a joke, or its simply not available yet?
THIS IS AWESOME.
Quote from: JohNyx on October 29, 2009, 03:42:27 AM
I went to the Mattel website to look for it, but i found nothing.
Is this a joke, or its simply not available yet?
according to this: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTT3285&id=GE-902249725
it won't be out till april 2010
but you're right, there is a whiff of hoax about it. it's SO over the top that it's actually believable. And with no hard citation.
Even if this isn't a hoax, it's a great angle for one.
QuoteCool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie doll body. Includes Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories, doll stand and certificate of authenticity. For the adult collector. Order yours today!
:lulz:
AND there are 3 Palm Beach Barbies to the one Ken.
Eh, I always thought Ken was gay. My Barbies dated Han Solo!
FLOOSH! HAHAHA!
[/Calvin]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A&NR=1
Hey, you know Zalgo's been messin' with the middle class when advertisements like the above for "Family Restaurants" end up on YouTube...
Quote from: Jenne on October 29, 2009, 06:53:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A&NR=1
Hey, you know Zalgo's been messin' with the middle class when advertisements like the above for "Family Restaurants" end up on YouTube...
Hahaha I love that! I wish there was a real ad like that, I'd fly out of state to eat there just for that.
hahahah
totally a spinoff of this skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se1b3Vh_VhU
Pterodactyl mention!
Quote from: Nigel on October 29, 2009, 09:14:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 29, 2009, 06:53:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A&NR=1
Hey, you know Zalgo's been messin' with the middle class when advertisements like the above for "Family Restaurants" end up on YouTube...
Hahaha I love that! I wish there was a real ad like that, I'd fly out of state to eat there just for that.
Wouldn't you just? The actual dude is a total douche, but that bit was FUNNAY.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 29, 2009, 09:27:42 PM
hahahah
totally a spinoff of this skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se1b3Vh_VhU
MR. SHOW! BRILLANT!