whats your opinions for best music for sex??
for me the top 3 bands are Pantera(just did it), Meshuggah, and Gorguts.
you cant beat the power and driving agression of that type of music paired up with exactly the same thing happening on the floor, or table, or whatever you choose to do it on.
maybe other people like to have sex to phil collins, but i know my girlfriend wont let me put that on at the special time :oops: . Shes the one who always pops in the metal.
Carmina Burana by Orff.
If you listen to THAT, and you aren't having sex (or burning down the village of your enemies), you SHOULD be.
Gorguts
Merzbow.
i have a tape of Russian Folk Music that i got from my college library that would be strange to try out for sex. Those russian guys have the sexiest voices!!!! :oops:
Lovage - Music to make Love to your Old Lady By is a side project of Mike Patten ... If the man has anough stamina will kick ass if you can stay through the whole thing
Quote from: Prince DiscordLovage - Music to make Love to your Old Lady By is a side project of Mike Patten ... If the man has anough stamina will kick ass if you can stay through the whole thing
No way, if you are going to listen to Mike Patton while penetrating the gates of Ishtar, than listen to Adult Themes for Voice.
yeah, pantera rock. especially "cowboys from hell"
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
rammstein make an excellent musical background for bonking. especially the songs with sexy lyrics. :P
Anything by Garbage. Yes.
Well i say Bob Marley - Three little birds. Simply the best. :roll: :) :wink:
Well, and another one:
UB 40 - Red Red Wine :)
Jamaica, mansion by the beach, music playing far in background, fine light hash, coke on the nightstand, water bed and ... and of course my dream woman :) :) :)
Ummmmmmm, heaven. 8)
We're discordians.
This thread should make me want to injure myself.
It makes me want to hurt people when they pass me by.
...no wife, no horse and no moustache.
NO WIFE , NO HORSE, AND NO MOUSTACHE
This month i came very close and grown some moustache. For the first time. EVER! :wink: :twisted:
But i lost it in a bizarre, unfortunate, tragic incident the very same night i posted:
"I will do everything in my powers to stop the bastard offspring"
Fucking ironic don't you think?
That makes perfect sense: Tyler is a UB40 fan. I should have guessed...
I'm not a "UB40 fan" smartass, i just like one song.
I hate music.
Blood > KY
Pig Destroyer > Music
leather > lace
bondage > lovemaking
...if I follow you right?
I like the song Astronafti by Hantzel und Gretyl
and Youre so Sexual by christopher...
closer by nin, window licker ,ziggomatic 17 and st michel mount st micaheal mix amogn others by aphext win
boards of canada.
Quote from: horabcloser by nin, window licker ,ziggomatic 17 and st michel mount st micaheal mix amogn others by aphext win
boards of canada.
::nods on the windowlicker::
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxQuote from: horabcloser by nin, window licker ,ziggomatic 17 and st michel mount st micaheal mix amogn others by aphext win
boards of canada.
::nods on the windowlicker::
windowlicker is sex sonicularated.
Quote from: horabQuote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxQuote from: horabcloser by nin, window licker ,ziggomatic 17 and st michel mount st micaheal mix amogn others by aphext win
boards of canada.
::nods on the windowlicker::
windowlicker is sex sonicularated.
i gotta agree, I forgot how one sounded forra second
I had some flatmates how enjoyed the 1812 Overture.
Depends on the sex....
Deep intimate soul sex sounds like Arabic music.
Hard wild sex.... sure heavy like Rammstein.
Multipurpose sex try some electronica, house, breakbeatish stuff.
Sex for premature ejaculators, try Ethel Merman, or William Shatner's Album. http://www.spinsilly.com/mall-cds-artists-William-Shatner.asp
Pervy sex.... Blow Fly http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001QYY/qid=1078666385/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-5735935-9323359?v=glance&s=music
Red Neck Sex....Jon Wayne http://www.jonwayne.com
'Bram Stoker's Dracula' soundtrack and anything by Soper Aeternus, Cradle Of Filth, Abyssos or Diabolical Masquerade. :wink:
Marvin Gaye,the Four Tops,pretty much anything by 1970's Motown
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesDepends on the sex....
Deep intimate soul sex sounds like Arabic music.
Hard wild sex.... sure heavy like Rammstein.
Multipurpose sex try some electronica, house, breakbeatish stuff.
Sex for premature ejaculators, try Ethel Merman, or William Shatner's Album. http://www.spinsilly.com/mall-cds-artists-William-Shatner.asp
Pervy sex.... Blow Fly http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000001QYY/qid=1078666385/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/102-5735935-9323359?v=glance&s=music
Red Neck Sex....Jon Wayne http://www.jonwayne.com
rammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.
Quote from: horabrammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.
Amen to that!
Quote from: Guido FinucciI had some flatmates how enjoyed the 1812 Overture.
Hell yea and The Flight of The Valkyries by Vagner as well as water music by Handel cause it really has no ending.
And 70's Funk
I'd start laughing my ass off or imagine the helicopter scene from Apocalypse Now actually.
Quote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: horabrammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.
Amen to that!
I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.
Yea thats what elongates the whole act. Fer me anyway. And lemme tell you old war movies seem to turn chicks on. Or maybe i just date the weird ones. :roll:
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: horabrammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.
Amen to that!
I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.
Funny, that's what I was thinking myself.
I've just been sitting here patiently, waiting for the Atomic Assassin
to read this thread. :twisted:
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Prince Tao JonesQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: horabrammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.
Amen to that!
I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.
Funny, that's what I was thinking myself.
I've just been sitting here patiently, waiting for the Atomic Assassin
to read this thread. :twisted:
She's short, and I tower over her, but when we wrestled she took most of my strength to keep her at bay. She's all muscle I assure you. Atomic she is.
You may need a body guard at the devival as well. (or a food taster)(at least a lead vest)
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Prince Tao JonesQuote from: Guido FinucciQuote from: horabrammstein aint heavy enough for good a proper wild sex.
Amen to that!
I'd hate to be you guys when EVT reads that.
Funny, that's what I was thinking myself.
I've just been sitting here patiently, waiting for the Atomic Assassin
to read this thread. :twisted:
She's short, and I tower over her, but when we wrestled she took most of my strength to keep her at bay. She's all muscle I assure you.
You may need a body guard at the devival as well. (or a food taster)
i keep my awp in my right hand, my deagle in my left, my knife clecnhed between my pearly whites and my beer in my hat. 10000 charlies flowing out the trees couldn't keep my baby back ribs from being the tastiest meat on the Ho Chi Minh, grilled with napalm and basted with baby's blood.
oh yeah and i drink a can of motor oil each day for breakfast. chockful of grit i tell ya.
:mrgreen:
Quotei keep my awp in my right hand, my deagle in my left, my knife clecnhed between my pearly whites and my beer in my hat. 10000 charlies flowing out the trees couldn't keep my baby back ribs from being the tastiest meat on the Ho Chi Minh, grilled with napalm and basted with baby's blood.
oh yeah and i drink a can of motor oil each day for breakfast. chockful of grit i tell ya.
*Just laughs remembering the scene in Aliens where the marines thought the bugs would be a pushover*
Quote from: Prince Tao JonesQuotei keep my awp in my right hand, my deagle in my left, my knife clecnhed between my pearly whites and my beer in my hat. 10000 charlies flowing out the trees couldn't keep my baby back ribs from being the tastiest meat on the Ho Chi Minh, grilled with napalm and basted with baby's blood.
oh yeah and i drink a can of motor oil each day for breakfast. chockful of grit i tell ya.
*Just laughs remembering the scene in Aliens where the marines thought the bugs would be a pushover*
charlie thoughtthe same thing about my babyback ribs. itell ya, i could've won the entire cold war with my massive destructive succulent ribs. either ht at or set off ww3.why do ya think the vc was headed south anyway?
Keep talking, she'll be here soon.........
Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" ain't that bad an LP to boink to either :)
laceimosa's elodia and type 0 - 's dreadfull kisses
My top 5
Myths, Legends, and other Amazing Adventures - The Aquabats
Flood - They Might Be Giants
The Pod - Ween
Frizzle Fry - Primus
Midgets With Guns - Pain
what, you thought there was even one thing I take serious?
*tadahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhh*
*bounces in* here i am darlings! yeahhhhhhhhh!
*flexes muscles and wraps legs and arms around Tao and hangs off his wonderful body and kisses him*
*stops kissing for a moment to announce* hey if you do not like bonking while st. till sings to you its yer own problem. I just love rammstein and sex. wonderful combination and the lyrics inspire you for nice kinky games. yeah... isnt that so Tao? *kisssssses again really deeply*
its sooooooooo cute you waiting for me to arrive in this thread and Tao especially describing my body so wonderfuly! *kissssssssssss*
hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually *grinnnn* the atrocities we leave behind - cabbages and such do not like that and turn vicious at times. thats why i decided to have Tao with me for protection and other things.... like *kissses her cabbage killer boyfriend bodyguard again*
Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*
I personally find all this talk of Mutti and horse eating a little off putting when viewing female ankles. John Cages 4" 33 seems to put me in the mood.
Plus, its quiet enough to hear the barely audible sigh that occurs when ones partner gives up and goes to sleep.
Ahhh the sweet sound of nothing.
Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
Hey horab and guido, you need canibal corpse to get bonkin´ ´ard or what? *giggle*
cannibal corpse aint heavy enough for proper wild sex either.
Damn straight. Squarepusher humming Vivaldi makes cannibal corpse bout as hard as a small child in a liquidiser. Even the grand Cornish master Aphex Twin shudders at the sheer sonic terror of Chris Clark, even Merzbow has the ability to make Horses cry and dogs explode. But Ramstein (apart from scaring Freudians) cant even play guitar as loud as Mogwai.
I say mix some glitchcore (Kid606 or summin) over a bit of tweaked Gabba through a distortion pedal and see if you can keep up... the malankyquik ol' in out.
i'll have to psot it to the net, but i was thinkign something more alogn the line sof 420bpm, with soem heavy distortion, soem crazy samples, maybe soem speed guitars, soem heavy guitars(cuz there is a difference), some slow rhthms mixed in with fast rhthms.
thetrack i'd beposting doesn't have all of that mind you. ihaven't made the definitive fuck music album yet.
420bpm
Gosh, im not sure my sequencer iven goes that far.
Quote from: horabcannibal corpse aint heavy enough for proper wild sex either.
Dat's roit. I likes a nice manky rhino corpse to get me in the mood.
Oh wait... we are talking about music, aren't we?
Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually
where is mine then? ::looks around::
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxQuote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually
where is mine then? ::looks around::
No thanks. I don't seem to want a bodyguard at the moment.
Malaul can have mine and hers, too. That will make her happy. :P
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxQuote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually
where is mine then? ::looks around::
No thanks. I don't seem to want a bodyguard at the moment.
Malaul can have mine and hers, too. That will make her happy. :P
i think bella has the mighty cthulu, tho i reckon he'll jsut eat her last... :mrgreen:
Quote from: horabQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxQuote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus
hey bella, where is your personal cabbage killer bodyguard? every assassin needs one actually
where is mine then? ::looks around::
No thanks. I don't seem to want a bodyguard at the moment.
Malaul can have mine and hers, too. That will make her happy. :P
i think bella has the mighty cthulu, tho i reckon he'll jsut eat her last... :mrgreen:
Horab's right.
I found the mighty cthulu eating his way through another forum and put him on a leash.
He's my new pet. :twisted:
Since we're all food for cthulu in the end, I'm satisfied with being last to be eaten.
i have ate the other forum. bella is for dessert.
bump.
best music for sex:
Generically speaking:
Tweaky jazz/blues porno bass, or barring that, techno. Duh.
shut up. you don't HAVE sex.
[you know what this post says]
never took it. I didn't want to deprive myself of a willing target for my pent-up raging assholism.
At least you know and acknowledge...
shut your fucking cram-hole, bub.
Point for good placement of bub.
Wolvie would be proud.
Becoming X by The Sneaker Pimps is the best sex CD for me.
Always works.
I'm still pissed I never caught the fucker who stole that CD from me.
I only fuck to polka music.
In case you dint see, ECH isn't playing.
He wants to fight.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 14, 2007, 09:48:10 PM
In case you dint see, ECH isn't playing.
He wants to fight.
Or he's playing his "Let's be 'fair' to dumbshits" card, again.
Oh, and fuck him for his opinion of what we're doing. If he showed up more than once a fucking month, he'd understand the issue.
After sort of giving this thread some though I've decided to say:
Danny Breaks - Porno Style
Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills
Terbo Ted - Wubba Wubba Wubba
Mr Dibbs - Porntablist
Am LOL.
I should make a "lol, sex" mix and get a stereo with a remote.
I'll post my list later.
Ie not when I'm about to go to sleep.
I don't listen to music while having sex...let the world hear us grunting and groaning for all I care.
Rob Fucking Zombie.
Gordon Fucking Lightfoot!
I once listened to Gwar while doing it.
Never played music for sex again.
William Shatner
When'd you decide to start using a computer again fucko?
I'm glad this thread is over. I can suggest "Greetings from LA" by Tim Buckley, the entire album, as a great soundtrack to shagging.
"Weekend in LA" (album) by George Benson is good as well.
Buggers me how LA can inspire such sexy music, when it's such a crap-hole.
I didn't find "Do You know the way to San Jose" very sexy. Made me think of Dionne Warwick.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 15, 2007, 01:55:26 AM
When'd you decide to start using a computer again fucko?
I've been sober for a few weeks.
"Monsta Mack" sir mix alot gets points too.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 14, 2007, 09:58:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 14, 2007, 09:48:10 PM
In case you dint see, ECH isn't playing.
He wants to fight.
Or he's playing his "Let's be 'fair' to dumbshits" card, again.
Oh, and fuck him for his opinion of what we're doing. If he showed up more than once a fucking month, he'd understand the issue.
And the issue is that Roger (and those underneath the control of his orbital brain lasers) is still attempting to exert a degree of control on an external force and is getting furious about how the nature of the universe is not conforming to his whims rather than letting what is continue to be and simply agreeing to disagree.
In any case, I'm not bitching about though, I still get my ha ha out of it.
Nothing is True, everything is permitted.
Quote from: Felix on May 15, 2007, 01:41:59 AM
I once listened to Gwar while doing it.
Never played music for sex again.
Please tell me it was "Sexecutioner".
In the same vein, there's nothing like listening to the Ex-Cops (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Cops) during sex. Ugly, shameful sex.
Some Desert Sessions tracks (the more Kyuss like tracks generally), some Yeah Yeah Yeah's (Fever to tell album), the Pipettes, some of the faster Brazilian Girls tracks, Louis XIV and INXS.
I'm with KS on this one. We don't play music when we have sex. We have a white noise machine going, in our room and in my daughters, so as to not wake her up. I'm really, really not ready to have to explain that one.
You're going to drop a bomb like that and not tell us WHY?
No, I meant I'm really, really not ready to have to explain to my daughter what I'm doing to Mommy and why it sounds like she's in pain. Also, my daughter likes to do what I do. I can just imagine the looks from the generic public if my daughter out of nowhere started humping my wife's leg.
Why do you hump your wifes leg in public?
Actually, as short as she is compared to me, that would be very hard to do.
Why wouldn't he?
Hell, I was able to put that in my vows.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 15, 2007, 02:53:06 PM
I'm with KS on this one. We don't play music when we have sex. We have a white noise machine going, in our room and in my daughters, so as to not wake her up. I'm really, really not ready to have to explain that one.
Okay, that makes more sense then the white noise machines.
..Does it?
Does it?
Quote from: davedim on May 15, 2007, 01:54:02 AM
William Shatner
ex-girlfriend once tied me to a chair,
turned on william shatner
left the room
(it was revenge for adding william shatner mp3s to every single one of her playlists)
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 15, 2007, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: davedim on May 15, 2007, 01:54:02 AM
William Shatner
ex-girlfriend once tied me to a chair,
turned on william shatner
left the room
(it was revenge for adding william shatner mp3s to every single one of her playlists)
How does that qualify as "revenge"?
Far as I can tell, because you don't get laid. :?
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2007, 01:27:20 AM
Far as I can tell, because you don't get laid. :?
You gotta be joking.
Shatner songs are better than Barry White for getting laid.
Least around these parts.
TGRR serenades his wife regularly with "Rocket Man".
I asked a few of my chic friends this question.
The whiney sappy emo girls unanymously agree on "making love" to Portishead.
The real women are a bit more divided but tend to prefer "Astro Creep 2000" from White Zombie as good rhythmic fuck tunes.
The chix I cant stand and make me want to die but are nevertheless allowed to make appearances in my existence prefer ani defranco, tori amos, dresden dolls and other such nonsense that makes me want to die inside.
Lords of Acid -- I sit on acid.
Dresden Dolls -- Missed Me
Combichrist -- This shit will fuck you up.
Combichrist -- Enjoy the abuse
Johnny Cash -- Ring of Fire.
Hmm, personal fav's for me would be pretty much all door's songs, pretty much all tool (except some of the filler stuff can kinda wreak it, but that's why custom play lists are always good), Pink Floyd is definitely high on the list (ahh, memories...) and also John Mayer (particularly "your bodies a wonderland"... *sigh* memories again) and lastly, but definitely not leastly, Mars Volta.
Yeah, of course there's heaps more, but that about covers the main ones I think.
Einst?ºrzende Neubauten.
Either that, or the sound of a 12-car high-speed pile up, on loop.
EOT.
kruder & dorfmeister (except for the last few tracks of K&D Sessions CD1 to which are attached memories of a night i completely failed to have sex with an extremely hot girl who was totally in to me and if i just had played my cards a bit more cool there would at least have been a second date.. oopsie.)
carbon based lifeforms - hydroponic garden
beanfield - beanfield
(basically, any loungy/jazzy ambient)
also: whatever that gets my girlfriend in the mood
techno sounds like a good plan, but the techno me and my gf can agree upon is that cybergoth depressive stuff, and really #i have failed to see the beauty here everything i love has disappeared# doesn't really get me going ;-)
also one word of advice: DO NEVER leave your complete track collection playing on random when starting sex. being distracted by happy hardcore is NOT FUNNY (if you don't have time to select a playlist or something, just hit the off-button or volume knob hehe)
Quote from: Lysergic on May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AMand lastly, but definitely not leastly, Mars Volta.
you FUCK to The Mars Volta?
:lulz:
YAFR?
Quote from: Lysergic on May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AM
Hmm, personal fav's for me would be pretty much all door's songs, pretty much all tool (except some of the filler stuff can kinda wreak it, but that's why custom play lists are always good), Pink Floyd is definitely high on the list (ahh, memories...) and also John Mayer (particularly "your bodies a wonderland"... *sigh* memories again) and lastly, but definitely not leastly, Mars Volta.
Yeah, of course there's heaps more, but that about covers the main ones I think.
Floyd, really? I dig their music but I wouldn't think of using it for that. Well, I suppose Dirty Woman on repeat might work.
Quote from: Lysergic on May 21, 2007, 03:57:04 AM
John Mayer (particularly "your bodies a wonderland"... *sigh*
If you're not a virgin, you should be.
FACT: Lysergic's music taste when it comes to sex, totally sucks.
Do nevar fuck Lys unless you have an mp3 player to hand
:lol:
Also, Big Black should be on this list.
Songs About Fucking, FTW
Oh, hell yeah.
"Bad Penny" was my theme song for a while when I was younger.
I'm trying to get my band to cover it.
Especially because the singer is female, and I just want to hear her say, "I think I fucked your girlfriend once. Maybe twice, I can't remember. Then I fucked all your friend's girlfriends. Now they hate you."
Someone's already said 'Closer', right?
Cos, tbh, that should be the only song anyone ever fucks to.
(well maybe that and the dickies cover of the banana splits)
Oh fuck all you guys, most of those artists have some real good memories attached to them... personally, I don't listen to John Mayer, but my ex-girlfriend was into him and the first time I gave her a multiple orgasm was to that song.
And we used to fuck a lot listening to floyd on the vinyl record player, my ex loved her vinyl's, and we'd usually put on "animals" so it wasn't that inappropriate at all :)
And mars volta, yeah, that was the first time I had sex with a chick after my ex of 4 years broke up with me.
Also, now that I think about my ex and sex, Massive attack set the mood quite nicely as well.
Now don't tell me you guys have something against THEM now do you?
Animals = best Floyd album. Period. you recover some of the points lost for liking the Mars Volta.
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 04:28:36 PM
Someone's already said 'Closer', right?
Cos, tbh, that should be the only song anyone ever fucks to.
(well maybe that and the dickies cover of the banana splits)
closer by anathema?
it's got a vocoder, so it's got my vote.
NIN
only if you're talking about the Super Mario Remix. Otherwise, Trent Reznor is full of FAIL.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2007, 11:25:07 PM
only if you're talking about the Super Mario Remix. Otherwise, Trent Reznor is full of FAIL.
Except when he's being covered by Johnny Cash.
obviously.
Reznor is teh fail, this is true, but he did do about 1/4-1/3 of a good album. And closer was one of those songs.
"Broken" was his best work. Everything else pretty much sucked. "Downward Spiral" would have been a decent single, but he felt the need to come up with different crappy lyrics for the same song and make an album of it.
he did Black Bomb [jerry in the bag] together with Josh Wink, which is thought was a cool song.
but it has sentimental value as "the first song that my neighbours ever complained about".
Electric Six, btw.
Nothing like getting it on to the sound of "Infected Girls (http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858615602)".
:lol:
Quote from: triple zero on May 21, 2007, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 04:28:36 PM
Someone's already said 'Closer', right?
Cos, tbh, that should be the only song anyone ever fucks to.
(well maybe that and the dickies cover of the banana splits)
closer by anathema?
it's got a vocoder, so it's got my vote.
dude, I'm probably the only other person on the board who even knows this band. Great song, but I don't know that I'd choose it for sex. MDB's stuff seems more sensual to me. Anathema tends to be rather brooding.
i just thought silly was referring to that song
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 22, 2007, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 21, 2007, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 04:28:36 PM
Someone's already said 'Closer', right?
Cos, tbh, that should be the only song anyone ever fucks to.
(well maybe that and the dickies cover of the banana splits)
closer by anathema?
it's got a vocoder, so it's got my vote.
dude, I'm probably the only other person on the board who even knows this band.
nope.
limewax
dillinja
django
gotan project
flook!
infected mushroom
YOU HAVE SEX?!??!?
YOU DON'T?!!!!???!?!!
NO! I'M FROM THE INTERNETS!!!!
The internets has pr0n
Which is like sex without the pesky problem of dealing with another person!
-DC
Selfish lover
pr0n doesn't let me be hands-free.
ECH,
likes his sex bluetooth-compatible
heh i overheard only yesterday at (where else) the Computer Science faculty coffee room, the best imageviewer for Linux (yup) is called Pornview (or something similar, i forgot) and has indeed a "hands free" setting.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 01, 2007, 03:18:03 PM
The internets has pr0n
Which is like sex without the pesky problem of dealing with another person!
-DC
Selfish lover
This is the correct fucking technique.
Quote from: breathe on May 29, 2007, 04:54:25 AM
infected mushroom
"IM the supervisor" 'nuff said about IM
One ex' of mine really enjoyed Cradle of Filth...
on my personal favourite is Mr. Bungle's album "California"
Yeah, I suppose that's weird. But it's a good time.
playing off Mr. Bungle, how bout "Be Agressive" and "Jizzlober" by Faith No More.
Weren't both of those on the angeldust album... Best FNM album ever.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 01, 2007, 06:31:36 PM
playing off Mr. Bungle, how bout "Be Agressive" and "Jizzlober" by Faith No More.
I must lawl
From out of Nowhere is a good track...really most of their stuff would be good for t3h fuxorz
Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
Weren't both of those on the angeldust album... Best FNM album ever.
+20 points for good taste.
and AFAIC,
anything Mike Patton is involved in puts me in the mood to pound someone with my meat-bludgeon.
ECH,
once furiously masturbated for the entire duration of "Adult Themes for Voice"
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 01, 2007, 07:24:18 PM
Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
Weren't both of those on the angeldust album... Best FNM album ever.
+20 points for good taste.
and AFAIC, anything Mike Patton is involved in puts me in the mood to pound someone with my meat-bludgeon.
ECH,
once furiously masturbated for the entire duration of "Adult Themes for Voice"
You want some videos? I have a couple of sadly low quality Mr. Bungle vids. And some ok quality FNM vids...including the live performance of Epic on SNL....where patton randomly starts climing on the various pieces of the set...
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 01, 2007, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on June 01, 2007, 06:31:36 PM
playing off Mr. Bungle, how bout "Be Agressive" and "Jizzlober" by Faith No More.
I must lawl
From out of Nowhere is a good track...really most of their stuff would be good for t3h fuxorz
Maybe not "The Crab Song" from Introduce Yourself.
"Desert Search for Techno Allah" sounds like my testicles.
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 01, 2007, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 01, 2007, 07:24:18 PM
Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
Weren't both of those on the angeldust album... Best FNM album ever.
+20 points for good taste.
and AFAIC, anything Mike Patton is involved in puts me in the mood to pound someone with my meat-bludgeon.
ECH,
once furiously masturbated for the entire duration of "Adult Themes for Voice"
You want some videos? I have a couple of sadly low quality Mr. Bungle vids. And some ok quality FNM vids...including the live performance of Epic on SNL....where patton randomly starts climing on the various pieces of the set...
Hell yeah .... I haven't seen a whole lot vids for FNM stuff
~fuzzymike... drooling over prospect of new FNM vids
and I've never seen a bungle video although the self titled album made a roomie of mine completely wig while tripping once
redundant...redundant..redundant...
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 01, 2007, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: breathe on May 29, 2007, 04:54:25 AM
infected mushroom
"IM the supervisor" 'nuff said about IM
actually that's from one of his less good albums* IMO
get "classical mushroom" and/or "converting vegetarians" for his better stuff.
* even though the track "cities of the future" is full of VOCODER and therefore WIN
Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 08:02:13 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 01, 2007, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 01, 2007, 07:24:18 PM
Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
Weren't both of those on the angeldust album... Best FNM album ever.
+20 points for good taste.
and AFAIC, anything Mike Patton is involved in puts me in the mood to pound someone with my meat-bludgeon.
ECH,
once furiously masturbated for the entire duration of "Adult Themes for Voice"
You want some videos? I have a couple of sadly low quality Mr. Bungle vids. And some ok quality FNM vids...including the live performance of Epic on SNL....where patton randomly starts climing on the various pieces of the set...
Hell yeah .... I haven't seen a whole lot vids for FNM stuff
~fuzzymike... drooling over prospect of new FNM vids
they actually made quite a few. If you can track down the "Who Cares Alot?" video compilation it's worth it. Especially for Roddy Bottum's discussion of hamster sex. :D
a nice tango
Quote from: triple zero on June 01, 2007, 08:06:48 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 01, 2007, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: breathe on May 29, 2007, 04:54:25 AM
infected mushroom
"IM the supervisor" 'nuff said about IM
actually that's from one of his less good albums* IMO
get "classical mushroom" and/or "converting vegetarians" for his better stuff.
* even though the track "cities of the future" is full of VOCODER and therefore WIN
I have Converting Vegetarians, I was referring to the title track from Supervisor thought. It's got a great beat.
Quote from: Fuzzymike on June 01, 2007, 08:03:18 PM
and I've never seen a bungle video although the self titled album made a roomie of mine completely wig while tripping once
redundant...redundant..redundant...
Send me a PM, I'll set up an FTP or something for a couple days.
I say its Joe Satriani.
Take some of his songs you like and play them.
try it. Go on.
Joe Satriani sucks a fat bag of dick.
HAY GUYZ LOOK AT ME! I CAN PLAY LOTS OF NOTES REALLY FAST!!! MAYBE NOW GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME?
\
:joshua:
best thing Joe Satriani ever did was get out of Alex Skolnick's way.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 12, 2007, 10:36:50 PM
Joe Satriani sucks a fat bag of dick.
HAY GUYZ LOOK AT ME! I CAN PLAY LOTS OF NOTES REALLY FAST!!! MAYBE NOW GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME?
\
:joshua:
best thing Joe Satriani ever did was get out of Alex Skolnick's way.
And usually you have such good taste, this however, says otherwise.
ECH hates all the good things in life.
Well he's right about one thing, Satriani has LOTS of shitty songs that sound all the same.
But I esspecially like his classical interpretations fex Beethovens 5th or vivaldis 4 seasons.
You might also want to check out the "Crowd chant" its pretty funny and its cheers you up.
I also used to play some japanese music the likes they played in the Film "Hero" But when my HD crashed i couldnt remember the names of the interpretes :(
Quote from: Discord on June 13, 2007, 10:42:40 AM
I also used to play some japanese music the likes they played in the Film "Hero" But when my HD crashed i couldnt remember the names of the interpretes :(
Don't know Hero...but Dir En Gray is pretty decent J-rock
no rock, it was traditional music.
if i knew what the instruments are called i would name them :D
I found something
http://zheng-wu.com/
on this page, the background music, thats what i meant.
You mean Shakuhachi (flute), or Koto (like a fucked up harp), or the Shamisen (3-stringed guitar)?
maybe. if im at home i'll DL some songs and check them.
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 13, 2007, 07:17:15 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on June 13, 2007, 01:51:40 AM
ECH hates all the good things in life.
even t3h sex?
yeah, but only as a verb.
as in:
"Did you see that hot girl that ECH went home with?"
"Yeah, but he said she was annoying as hell, so he had to
hatesex her."
Quote from: LMNO on June 14, 2007, 01:08:06 PM
You mean Shakuhachi (flute), or Koto (like a fucked up harp), or the Shamisen (3-stringed guitar)?
Ahh yes thx, that was what i was looking for, almost.
Now i just have to figure out which bands were the good ones, cause most of this kind of music is teh boring.
What about weird al yankovic for sex?
:lulz:
Quote from: Discord on June 14, 2007, 11:34:19 PM
What about weird al yankovic for sex?
:lulz:
are you sexing a clown? or perhaps someone with an accordion fetish?
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 15, 2007, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Discord on June 14, 2007, 11:34:19 PM
What about weird al yankovic for sex?
:lulz:
are you sexing a clown? or perhaps someone with an accordion fetish?
Not exactly but:
(http://www.my.owv.at/furry.jpg)
:lulz:
hawt, isnt it?
wow. I think the one on the left needs moar crystal meth.
yea so there will be two of them under the shower
- 000,
saw it happen on youtube, so it must be true
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 15, 2007, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: Discord on June 15, 2007, 12:03:13 PM
hawt, isnt it?
not at all
yeah sure c'mon tell me you wouldn't hit them if you could :)
No need to say its ugly only because you are afraid of roger calling you a furry :lulz:
those ugly furries would be ugly non-furries.
maybe the asian, if I was drunk. and she wasn't dressed like a furry.
Quote from: Discord on June 15, 2007, 11:02:13 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 15, 2007, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: Discord on June 15, 2007, 12:03:13 PM
hawt, isnt it?
not at all
yeah sure c'mon tell me you wouldn't hit them if you could :)
No need to say its ugly only because you are afraid of roger calling you a furry :lulz:
It's more a matter of self respect.
I have it, and it tells me that one does not maintain healthy respect for one's self by "hitting" furries
unless it's "hitting" them fursecution style...
So hitting a girl that has ever dressed up us cat / whatever with with fur is considered beeing a furry?
Than you all are because im sure every girl dressed up as cute cat when they were kids.
Also you fail to so behind the disguise, hot girl is a hot girl, and you undress her anyway, so why bother what she wears?
Discord,
will now be considered a furry
(loving bastard)
Quote from: Discord on June 16, 2007, 06:47:31 AM
So hitting a girl that has ever dressed up us cat / whatever with with fur is considered beeing a furry?
Than you all are because im sure every girl dressed up as cute cat when they were kids.
Also you fail to so behind the disguise, hot girl is a hot girl, and you undress her anyway, so why bother what she wears?
Discord,
will now be considered a furry
(loving bastard)
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cf/Fursecuution.gif)
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 16, 2007, 08:21:36 AM
Quote from: Discord on June 16, 2007, 06:47:31 AM
So hitting a girl that has ever dressed up us cat / whatever with with fur is considered beeing a furry?
Than you all are because im sure every girl dressed up as cute cat when they were kids.
Also you fail to so behind the disguise, hot girl is a hot girl, and you undress her anyway, so why bother what she wears?
Discord,
will now be considered a furry
(loving bastard)
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cf/Fursecuution.gif)
fail
shut up, furry.
anyway, the chick on the right would look like a mongoloid no matter what she was wearing. The one on the left would look like a tweaker no matter what she was wearing.
and you would be a furry, no matter what YUO were wearing.
Quote from: Discord on June 15, 2007, 12:03:13 PM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 15, 2007, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: Discord on June 14, 2007, 11:34:19 PM
What about weird al yankovic for sex?
:lulz:
are you sexing a clown? or perhaps someone with an accordion fetish?
Not exactly but:
(http://www.my.owv.at/furry.jpg)
:lulz:
hawt, isnt it?
Both need to be given garters and put in a cage.
Then they might be hot furries.
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
Oh, yeah? Chase a guy in a fur suit in Arizona, and you will see the error of that statement.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Catgirl_bel.jpg
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Nowayfurriescantbefemale.jpg
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Catgirl_bel.jpg
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Nowayfurriescantbefemale.jpg
Nope.
Quote from: Discord on June 16, 2007, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 16, 2007, 08:21:36 AM
Quote from: Discord on June 16, 2007, 06:47:31 AM
So hitting a girl that has ever dressed up us cat / whatever with with fur is considered beeing a furry?
Than you all are because im sure every girl dressed up as cute cat when they were kids.
Also you fail to so behind the disguise, hot girl is a hot girl, and you undress her anyway, so why bother what she wears?
Discord,
will now be considered a furry
(loving bastard)
(http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cf/Fursecuution.gif)
fail
You wouldn't know win if it kicked your balls through your furrysuit, loser.
O fuck now i laughed so hard i have tears in my eyes.
:fnord: - nothing more can be said here.
I guys I start spamming the board with fursuits, since my wardrobe is FUCKING FILLED with them, i got ones in all shape, size and colors :lulz:
o fuck.. somebody stop me from laughing ot I'll die here.
Stupid, biased cunts you.
*goes on laughing hysterically*
Quote from: Discord on June 16, 2007, 06:26:39 PM
Stupid, biased cunts you.
We do try.
"Extremism in attacking furries is no vice."
- Barry Goldwater.
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Catgirl_bel.jpg
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Nowayfurriescantbefemale.jpg
1. If I was drunk and she wasn't a furry, maybe. But she's a furry.
2. What happened to her face? She go bobbing for french fries?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 06:53:44 PM
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Catgirl_bel.jpg
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Nowayfurriescantbefemale.jpg
1. If I was drunk and she wasn't a furry, maybe. But she's a furry.
2. What happened to her face? She go bobbing for french fries?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aeFH-QoAPCk&mode=related&search=
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2007, 06:56:15 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 06:53:44 PM
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 05:56:24 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
there's no such thing as a "hot furry".
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Catgirl_bel.jpg
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Nowayfurriescantbefemale.jpg
1. If I was drunk and she wasn't a furry, maybe. But she's a furry.
2. What happened to her face? She go bobbing for french fries?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aeFH-QoAPCk&mode=related&search=
that is the single best thing that's ever happened to teh internets.
also, it's obvious that Skeletor is a MUCH better actor than He-Man is. More range of emotion.
The chick in that second link, there's nothing wrong with her face besides being under flourescent lights.
But:
1. She's like 18 years old. She still has baby fat. Too young for my blood...And
2. She's dressed like a retard. Big turn off.
look closer. she went bobbing for french fries.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 07:17:35 PM
look closer. she went bobbing for french fries.
Naw, it's the lighting.
oral herpes.
furries are unclean.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 07:30:31 PM
oral herpes.
furries are unclean.
Every human on Earth is born colonized with oral herpes. It's called "a coldsore".
I've never had one.
too bad YOU'RE unclean.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 16, 2007, 07:33:11 PM
I've never had one.
too bad YOU'RE unclean.
Doesn't matter. You still have the virus. Herpes viruses are cool that way. They hide in your spinal fluid until conditions are right.
I drained my spinal fluid and replaced it with Pennzoil's synthetic blend.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
Yuck...
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:07:39 AM
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
Yuck...
yes, but how many girls do you know willing to wear so little in public?
I personally think she's a lovable dork, but nothing I'd hit.
Quote from: saint aini on June 17, 2007, 12:19:09 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:07:39 AM
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
Yuck...
yes, but how many girls do you know willing to wear so little in public?
I personally think she's a lovable dork, but nothing I'd hit.
Willing to wear so little in public? Quite a few. This town is full of trashy 13 year olds running around in next to nothing and sleeping with men in their thirties.
Personally, style, class, and a reasonable amount of modesty, are much bigger turn-ons.
Fur however, is never arousing.
it's too bad too, she looks like she'd be kinda cute in civilian clothes.
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:39:25 AM
Quote from: saint aini on June 17, 2007, 12:19:09 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:07:39 AM
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
Yuck...
yes, but how many girls do you know willing to wear so little in public?
I personally think she's a lovable dork, but nothing I'd hit.
Willing to wear so little in public? Quite a few. This town is full of trashy 13 year olds running around in next to nothing and sleeping with men in their thirties.
Personally, style, class, and a reasonable amount of modesty, are much bigger turn-ons.
Fur however, is never arousing.
it's too bad too, she looks like she'd be kinda cute in civilian clothes.
hmm... i might just hit her if I were wearing cat ears and a tail.
Quote from: saint aini on June 17, 2007, 01:16:25 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:39:25 AM
Quote from: saint aini on June 17, 2007, 12:19:09 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:07:39 AM
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
Yuck...
yes, but how many girls do you know willing to wear so little in public?
I personally think she's a lovable dork, but nothing I'd hit.
Willing to wear so little in public? Quite a few. This town is full of trashy 13 year olds running around in next to nothing and sleeping with men in their thirties.
Personally, style, class, and a reasonable amount of modesty, are much bigger turn-ons.
Fur however, is never arousing.
it's too bad too, she looks like she'd be kinda cute in civilian clothes.
hmm... i might just hit her if I were wearing cat ears and a tail.
Whatever works for you.
I don't dig on fur.
I repeat. :discord:
naaa those three from aini just wont do it for me ;)
Quote from: Mourning Star on June 17, 2007, 12:39:25 AM
Fur however, is never arousing.
I keep reading that as "FUN however, is never arousing" and I just think "my god. Poor MS must have a miserable life."
Please don't be a closet emo kid! :sad:
Quote from: saint aini on June 16, 2007, 10:01:23 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hot_furry.jpg
are you on ketamine or something?
that shit is fucking buckled.
Okay, wait.
I wear cat ears to parties sometimes. No tail, no fun-fur, just cat ears. They make me happy. I sit in my little corner with my beads and my pretty light-up crap and be nice to people. And I dance. And be nice to people.
I am not a furry.
There are lots of grls at raves who wear fun-fur. They are not necessarily furries, either. Just a bunch of silly rav0rs wearing fun-fur.
Here's the defining, disgusting factor about furries:
People who NEED to dress like anthropomorphic, animal cartoon characters in order to get off...anyone who needs to fuck in a suit and the patrons who fuck those who fit this description are fucking kreepy. And icky.
Anyone who regularly fantasizes about BEING an animal in a sexual context: real or cartoon has some wires crossed. Ew.
Just because a silly girl wears something fuzzy or a cat-ear headband doesn't mean she's a furry or a sexual deviant.
I wouldn't have assumed the first two girls (pinkie and blue cat grls) were furries. They might be but they looked more like rav0rs being silly to me. I've seen kids like that at regular parties.
The last two were def. furries...and gross.
Now: as for the question of what music I like teh secks to:
French House.
You peopel who all tried to out-do each other with the stupidest fuck-music you could find: Lame.
No one believes you trolls...either that or you still play Sega in yr mum's basement and give out none of teh sweet, sweet dickings for teh realz.
Discuss.
Quote from: navkat on June 19, 2007, 01:53:31 AM
Okay, wait.
I wear cat ears to parties sometimes. No tail, no fun-fur, just cat ears. [...]
I am not a furry.
[...]
Welcome onboard milady.
You now entered FUR(R)Y COUNTRY.
Now you can expect roger to shit his pance and giggle like a school girl about it.
Quote from: navkat on June 19, 2007, 01:53:31 AM
People who NEED to dress like anthropomorphic, animal cartoon characters in order to get off...anyone who needs to fuck in a suit and the patrons who fuck those who fit this description are fucking kreepy. And icky.
:pow:
HEY! MY MOM WEARS A FULL BUNNY SUIT IN BED!
:mad:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/Blog%20Crap/eat-a-bitch.jpg)
Wut, nigga?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/Blog%20Crap/navkatFF2007.jpg)
WUT????
Navkat, I like you so far, so I'm gonna say this as nicely as I've EVER said it to anyone on these boards:
PLEASE stop using the word "nigga".
TIA.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2007, 03:07:01 AM
Navkat, I like you so far, so I'm gonna say this as nicely as I've EVER said it to anyone on these boards:
PLEASE stop using the word "nigga".
TIA.
I wasn't really sure how to respond to this at first. I guess the best way is with candor and respect.
I use that word in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Words (to me) are words, and their power lies mainly in the way they are used. I use that word laughingly for humour value, yes but there's another reason: by making fun, I refuse to give that word power in a derogatory sense.
Like whistling in the dark.
I'm sorry if my use of that word hurt or offended you in any way.
I will do my best to censor it from my writing around you from now on if that's really what you want...because you asked me nicely and I respect you and that's what people who respect each other do. I won't go to war with you over that principle because I don't have to stand in your shoes and I don't have to feel what you feel.
I just wanted you to know where *I* stand.
Quote from: navkat on June 19, 2007, 01:53:31 AM
I wear cat ears to parties sometimes. No tail, no fun-fur, just cat ears. They make me happy.
I fully support your wearing fuzzy cat ears to make you happy.
Quote from: navkat on June 19, 2007, 05:11:07 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 19, 2007, 03:07:01 AM
Navkat, I like you so far, so I'm gonna say this as nicely as I've EVER said it to anyone on these boards:
PLEASE stop using the word "nigga".
TIA.
I wasn't really sure how to respond to this at first. I guess the best way is with candor and respect.
I use that word in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Words (to me) are words, and their power lies mainly in the way they are used. I use that word laughingly for humour value, yes but there's another reason: by making fun, I refuse to give that word power in a derogatory sense.
Like whistling in the dark.
I'm sorry if my use of that word hurt or offended you in any way.
I will do my best to censor it from my writing around you from now on if that's really what you want...because you asked me nicely and I respect you and that's what people who respect each other do. I won't go to war with you over that principle because I don't have to stand in your shoes and I don't have to feel what you feel.
I just wanted you to know where *I* stand.
nah, it's cool. I know how you meant it, and I grew up in an area where the ghetto kids said "nigga" no matter what color they were, so I sprinkle it into IRL conversations now and then. But there are people here who will take offense and jump your shit for it. It's happened a few times in the past, and then for a few days the whole board is nothing but a shitfest between the two factions, and I got bored of that the second or third time around, so I'm just looking to avoid it. Anyway, on the intertubes no one can see your ghetto-cred, so it's hard to not look kinda foolish for dropping even the abbreviated N-bomb.
As for dwaring the line in furrydom, I think ears by themselves are fine, and Raver-fur is a totally different thing (doesn't float MY boat, but doesn't make you a furry necessarily). But if you put on a tail, you open yourself up for all kinds of abuse.
my mom's a nigga, ASSHOLES
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on June 20, 2007, 02:22:02 PM
nah, it's cool. I know how you meant it, and I grew up in an area where the ghetto kids said "nigga" no matter what color they were...
Same here.
Quote
But if you put on a tail, you open yourself up for all kinds of abuse.
I think that truth applies to a
most things in life. Heh.
It's not just the tail though...it's the WAY they wear that fur shit. (*shudder*)
On one hand, I saw a girl at a party wearing mouse ears and a tail, and she spent the night curled up with her BF in a corner. Okay, np.
Then, there's these nuts who cut out fur pasties and loincloths, then show up at the cons with the whole she-bang: paws, ears, tail, etc and sniff each other's butts n shit out in the open while yr just looking through RPGs or trying to shuffle yr way to the Harlan Ellison book-signing.
I'm talking full, butt-sniff action going...and they're giggling...and pawing at each other. It's more sickening than my college, ren-fair boyfriends who kissed my hand and called me "M' lady."
Huzzah.
My take on the furry thing is that it's no different than anything else sexually oriented: Keep it in the bedroom.
That's it. It's a free world, but no one wants to see it...especially not around people's kids who might innocently mistake them for something...else. Because really; who
else do you expect to attract when you put on a giant, fuzzy cartoon-y animal suit?
Aaaand
there's where your kreep factor comes from, ladies n gents. No one normal grows up watching Sesame Street and later decides he/she wants to do dirty things with Grover. Or Chuk E. Cheese. Or the characters in Disney's Robin Hood. Because those characters are supposed to attract visions of innocence, not visions of two sick fucks going at it doggy-style through two well-placed holes in their suits.
Furries scare me. They're like big perverted clowns.
Quote from: Wrecked Fred on June 20, 2007, 04:40:22 PM
Furries scare me. They're like big perverted clowns.
And in one line, the n00b wraps up what took me seven paragraphs to say.
(Out of the mouthes of babes...)
Welcome, Fred.
NIN- I want to fuck you like an animal.
Garbage- The world is not enough.
Garbage- Crush.
Alice in chains- Heaven beside you.
Quote from: Arkham Asylum on June 21, 2007, 12:45:11 AM
Alice in chains- Heaven beside you.
Kill yourself and fuck the body.
Threadjack:
I believe the rate of infection for Oral Herpes is 19/20 people. The little bastards make a cozy little nest in your trigeminal nerve and then STRIKE when conditions are met as TGRR pointed out.
Ok, I'm done with medical trivia.
Bjork - All is full of love.
Slow music is always good too.
Quote from: Mangrove on June 21, 2007, 01:14:00 AM
Threadjack:
I believe the rate of infection for Oral Herpes is 19/20 people. The little bastards make a cozy little nest in your trigeminal nerve and then STRIKE when conditions are met as TGRR pointed out.
Ok, I'm done with medical trivia.
That is so hot.
I am in the mood now.
Shpongle - Once Upon The Sea Of Blissfull Awareness (http://minorcrisis.net/files/Shpongle%20-%2007%20-%20Once%20Upon%20The%20Sea%20Of%20Blissful%20Awareness.ogg)
E/O/T
can't imagine i forgot to mention this one
Waves of the soft spring wind
Love's flood tide is rising full
The moon of love is rising full
Sea of beauty.
The moon of love is rising full
Love's flood tide.
Some laugh, some weep, some dance for joy.
My mind craves nectar day and night.
Like a blue lotus floating on the sea of love.
Lingering in ashantically
Lingering in the akashic realms
Lingering in the realms.
Blue lotus floats, floating, floating..
Some laugh, some weep, some dance for joy.
My mind craves nectar day and night.
Best Music For Sex:
boom chicka bow wow
sorry if this one's been said before
Quote from: maphdet on August 06, 2007, 03:21:31 AM
sorry if I bumped a thread that was better off dead.
Fixed.
heh. I just had too.
This one is easy...
Merzbow.
Barring that, it would be a combination of psilocybin and Lustmord.
Best music for sex?
The Berzerker.
Anything by Barney the purple dinosaur.
loving in the moonlight
tiny tim.
Stop keeping this thread alive you sick fucks.
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/Popec23/1184049451818.jpg)
This thread is now about lolcancerpatients. Post some lolcancerpatients.
FUCK YUO! A RANDOM AQUAINTANCE OF MINE DIED FROM CUTTING MY LAWN!
Quote from: Payne on August 08, 2007, 11:10:28 PM
FUCK YUO! A RANDOM AQUAINTANCE OF MINE DIED FROM CUTTING MY LAWN!
NO, FUCK YUO! MY MOTHER DIED FROM SAYING A RANDOM AQUAINTANCE DIED FROM CUTTING HER LAWN!!!
:Slaps forehead: (we need a smiley for that)
(http://www.appliancist.com/4-slice-toaster.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor_Fistula on August 08, 2007, 09:26:00 PM
Best music for sex?
The Berzerker.
"My love for you is like a truck
BERZERKER!
Would you like to making fuck?
BERZERKER!"
I just want to say that I spent about 10 minutes trying to make LOLCANCERPATIENTS.
and even I could not do it
this thread needs more toasters, and pterodactyls too. Maybe some longcat for good measure.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 14, 2007, 08:01:55 PM
I just want to say that I spent about 10 minutes trying to make LOLCANCERPATIENTS.
and even I could not do it
Well then, perhaps you need more examples.
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/Popec23/1184818846934.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/Popec23/1184818722511.jpg)
Why is this thread not in smoldering ruin? Where is the Great Justice?
In honor of this thread-that-refuses-to-die, I now say the following:
THIS IS MY 523rd POST.
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ZOMG23FNORDPINEALLEIKWOAH!
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Okay, I'm better now. Hopefully that's enough toolishness to finally gut-shot this thread, but we'll wait and see.
:lulz:
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/ist2_2381624_seal_of_approval.jpg)
Ring, ring, ring!
Someone pick it up! (http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=465)
Um, hello?
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(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2757739/2/istockphoto_2757739_guy_on_phone.jpg)
(http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1413682.jpg)
(http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20050914.gif)
Mitch Clem is my punk rock webcomic hero. 8)
I love the level of irony derived by the idea of performing oral sex on someone while that plays in the background.
Quote from: navkat on August 16, 2007, 02:55:56 PM
I love the level of irony derived by the idea of performing oral sex on someone while that plays in the background.
I'll officially have sex with you.
(http://www.anxietyculture.com/official.gif)
Also: This thread rules!
(vote Pie vs. Cake on worst thread kids!)
la bamba
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/Bump.gif)
Quote from: hunter s.durden on August 16, 2007, 03:51:02 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 16, 2007, 02:55:56 PM
I love the level of irony derived by the idea of performing oral sex on someone while that plays in the background.
I'll officially have sex with you.
Damn, I miss hunter.
:(
Enigma.
Music really good for having sex to and car commercials.
Maybe I'm just stating the obvious but.,,,,Kraftwerk.
Quote from: Poib on January 19, 2003, 09:44:52 PM
whats your opinions for best music for sex??
monster mash
Depending on the sex Bob Marley, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, and Jimi Hendrix are all really good to listen to.
Quote from: Sweeper137 on December 01, 2008, 09:21:25 PM
Depending on the sex Bob Marley, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, and Jimi Hendrix are all really good to listen to.
:x
Motorhead, Ace of Spades.
I gotta be me. :)
Quote from: Nigel on December 02, 2008, 12:46:57 AM
Quote from: Sweeper137 on December 01, 2008, 09:21:25 PM
Depending on the sex Bob Marley, Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, and Jimi Hendrix are all really good to listen to.
:x
meh works for me and my girlfriend cause we like to take it slow, long, and steady
but sometimes ill put some metal in if i feel like really going at it in that situation Arch Enemy, Pantera, Metallica, and even some punk such as the Casualties all get you in the mood to shake the foundations
Best sex music ever is Justin Timberlake, followed closely by Drive Like Jehu. Also, The Best of Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood, Rhapsody, XTC, and of course, when you're feeling romantic, Wham!.
Holy shit how could I forget Leslie and the Lys?
Anything by Portishead. Seriously, anything.
Also, White Zombie's Supersexy Swinging Sounds album. If you're not familiar with it, it's a remix of previous White Zombie songs.
still Kruder & Dorfmeister. you don't want to think about music much, so you just pick a random K&D album. and queue another 2-3 after them, just to make sure.
Found that the girl liked some John Williams playing in the background.
Quite luls worthy when it switched to Dresden Dolls, though ;)
Yeah, when I'm romancing the lady I tend to tune out pretty much everything. Music is unneccessary. But we do have one of those white noise machines, you know, so we don't wake the kiddo up.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2008, 01:59:48 PM
we do have one of those white noise machines
(http://www.thecriticscorner.com/Covers/WhiteZombieAstroD2.jpg)??
Why does this thread even exist? :x
Quote from: Nigel on December 02, 2008, 05:51:43 PM
Why does this thread even exist? :x
Some people don't know what music to fuck to? :|
Obviously 'Metal Machine Music' by Lou Reed.
Quote from: BAWHEED on December 03, 2008, 02:30:17 PM
Obviously 'Metal Machine Music' by Lou Reed the music video of 'I Believe in a Thing Called Love' by The Darkness.
If one can see/hear that and not be doing the horizontal mambo, then they are a stronger-willed person than I am.
It would be more difficult to resist if it weren't an awful song.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2008, 02:41:26 PM
It would be more difficult to resist if it weren't an awful song.
Yeah, I know, I was being silly. It is pretty damn awful, with its only redeeming feature being the inclusion of a giant space kraken in the music video.
I listening to great Democratic People's Republic of Corea national anthem while lovemaking.
Image of Great Leader Comrade Generallisimo Kim Jong Il in my mind while inserting my wife make me push forward like brave Corean soldiers fighting vicious warmongering Amerikkkan murderers in war of liberation. Fuckin' USA!
(http://www.defensetech.org/images/DPRK.jpg)
Manse!
Oh. Hi.
Quote from: Banner of Juche on December 03, 2008, 02:48:54 PM
I listening to great Democratic People's Republic of Corea national anthem while lovemaking.
Image of Great Leader Comrade Generallisimo Kim Jong Il in my mind while inserting my wife make me push forward like brave Corean soldiers fighting vicious warmongering Amerikkkan murderers in war of liberation. Fuckin' USA!
(http://www.defensetech.org/images/DPRK.jpg)
Manse!
Wow . . . this persona won't get old really fast. :roll:
Now now, people said that about Enrico at first...
They may be sick of him now, but for a while there...
Fine.
Welcome, glorious leader! We wish you glad tidings, and hope this character doesn't fall into lame, borderline racist jokes in about 12 posts!
So, my brother is going to be visiting South Korea in a couple of weeks so please to not be blowing it up.
Quote from: BAWHEED on December 03, 2008, 03:03:10 PM
Now now, people said that about Enrico at first...
They may be sick of him now, but for a while there...
Very true, Hoopla. I guess I shouldn't be so quick to judge.
To be fair, I think you're probably right though... just want to acknowledge the benefit of the doubt.
Quote from: Eve on December 03, 2008, 01:53:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 02, 2008, 05:51:43 PM
Why does this thread even exist? :x
Some people don't know what music to fuck to? :|
Even worse, the one or two people who take it seriously seem to be using it mostly to let us know
that they fuck.
I guess in that case it might be a sort of filter for lame.
OMG NIGEL U HAVE SEX?!?!? LOL ME 2!!!! LETS TELL THE INTERNETS ABOUT IT!!!!!
"No. My boobs are not bionic. It's all me."
I had sex, but I think I dropped it somewhere and now it's lost.
Quote from: BAWHEED on December 03, 2008, 04:56:31 PM
"No. My boobs are not bionic. It's all me."
"What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Hold on, I'm gonna put the phone on my bionic ear." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ulr6K6qqlI)
Quote from: Eve on December 03, 2008, 04:55:14 PM
OMG NIGEL U HAVE SEX?!?!? LOL ME 2!!!! LETS TELL THE INTERNETS ABOUT IT!!!!!
ZOMG YES LETS TELL THEM ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH SEX WE HAVE AND WHAT KINDS!
Actually, when I do have sex, I'm going to be all "HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I HAD SOME SEX AND IT WAS AWESOME!" :cry:
In the meantime, I need to make up more stories about my anal rape propensities.
Nigel, I beseech you:
When you finally do have sex (and I know it will happen, sooner rather than later), please please please stop halfway through, and tell your partner(s), "Hold on a second. I have to go post this," then log on to PD.com and announce in 40-point type "I'M HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!" and then go back to bed (living room floor/kitchen counter/back stairway/garage).
yeah, or just post from a wireless device
you know, so as not to ruin the mood
the best music for sex is Dueling Banjos.
E/O/T.
:lulz:
LMNO, your post makes me wonder why there aren't dildos with RSS feeds yet
Just hook it up straight to facebook.
"NIGEL IS: giving it to some guy's cornhole."
:lulz:
I should Twitter.
I bet he'd like that.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Songs_About_Fucking.jpg)
Racist.
Somehow, this thread turned funny! :lulz:
I have conceived both of my children to John Philip Sousa.
For venery and good health, nothing beats a rousing march!
funeral dirge or GTFO
Toccata in G Minor
And bump. What the hell is this doing in my recent replies list?
Clearly Barbie Girl by Aqua.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJwAwIybs7c :lulz:
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2008, 02:30:17 PM
Obviously 'Metal Machine Music' by Lou Reed.
i've always wanted to do it to that
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC
"You've been.....thunderstruck!"
Still haven't topped Mosselman.
The Benny Hill Theme?
Quote from: LMNO on June 15, 2010, 07:11:10 PM
The Benny Hill Theme?
Laughter is the enemy of Sexhurt™.
Very well, then (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSL7AngjjrE&feature=related).
Quote from: LMNO on June 15, 2010, 08:02:31 PM
Very well, then (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSL7AngjjrE&feature=related).
Will check at home.
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 06:32:03 AM
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.
I'ma have to agree with Nigel on this one.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 16, 2010, 12:46:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 06:32:03 AM
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.
I'ma have to agree with Nigel on this one.
Yeah, you can set the tempo yourself at that point.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 06:39:04 PM
Still haven't topped Mosselman.
Quote from: LMNO on June 15, 2010, 07:11:10 PM
The Benny Hill Theme?
woah
in two consecutive posts you guys nailed the very two suggestions I came into this thread to post
Quote from: Nigel on June 15, 2010, 06:32:03 AM
Right now I think that the best music for sex would be the sound of having sex.
Friggen' amen.
Anything played on a vuvuzela.
Anything by Les Claypool. This is a trick answer because Les Claypool has performed every song with every band.
The bass on My Name is Mud is particularly well timed.
Ba ba ba BA ba ba. Ba ba ba BA ba ba.
On the Nick Cave side of things if you can make it to "The Weeping Song" or basically anything from Murder Ballads call me. Babe, I'm on Fire is a great one because it's up tempo and like 20 minutes long.
Type O Negative, Black No. 1, because of the lyrics: "Loving you was like loving the dead."
Quote from: vexati0n on June 17, 2010, 03:21:34 PM
Type O Negative, Black No. 1, because of the lyrics: "Loving you was like loving the dead."
8)
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 17, 2010, 05:56:24 PM
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.
:mittens:
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 17, 2010, 05:56:24 PM
The best music is my wife screaming and calling me God.
I should lock this thread now. :lulz:
Quote from: Rumckle on June 16, 2010, 01:22:06 PM
Anything played on a vuvuzela.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Halloween Fart Sounds, Volume 8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEpLiT_QOtM)
Quote from: Tyler on March 27, 2003, 06:23:31 PM
Well, and another one:
UB 40 - Red Red Wine :)
Jamaica, mansion by the beach, music playing far in background, fine light hash, coke on the nightstand, water bed and ... and of course my dream woman :) :) :)
Ummmmmmm, heaven. 8)
Bonus points to any of the old timers that remember this particular smear.
Before my time.
Just wanted to add that only people who have never fucked on a waterbed still think it is a good idea.
Quote from: Hoopla! on February 26, 2019, 05:26:14 PM
Before my time.
Just wanted to add that only people who have never fucked on a waterbed still think it is a good idea.
I've only slept in one, once, and I nearly died in the process.
Only people who haven't experienced waterbeds think waterbeds are a good idea. For anything.