Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Cain on April 14, 2007, 04:04:03 PM

Title: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2007, 04:04:03 PM
So, you've read the Principia, you can now see the fnords, you even know the terrible secrets of The Conspiracy.  You realize you have some sort of connection with us, a sort of familiarity of presence, as if we're the kind of people and system you have been working towards all your life.  You even knowledge what we say...as if we took the words out of your very mouth, had the thoughts before you did.

Thats great, but don't tell us about it.

We're not interested in your pointless flattery, your idle thoughts on assorted fringe material, your tedious questioning or pointless slams, your need to engage us.  In fact, unless you can tell us something we don't already know, you may as well not bother contacting us at all.

If you think you have something in common with us, then do something to prove it. 
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Adios on April 14, 2007, 06:45:40 PM
We all have shed our skins of Grey, but I didn't shed that skin to don Discordian Grey.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2007, 06:47:34 PM
Thats not what I'm saying.  Read the third paragraph again.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Adios on April 14, 2007, 06:59:23 PM
Don't most h00bs go through that stage to some degree? The silly flattering, and n00bie thought process as the scales fall off?

As far as telling you something you don't already know, well, I feel I'm still learning. I refer to the old adage of remaining silent and being thought a fool as opposed to opening my mouth and removing all doubt.

It still feels like the training wheels are securely bolted on most of the time.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2007, 07:03:17 PM
Probably.  It doesn't mean they should be encouraged though.  If you're a Discordian then great, do something Discordian.  People are defined through actions, not the labels they choose to give themselves.  If you consider yourself a Discordian, then act and think like one instead talking about how great it all is.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Adios on April 14, 2007, 07:19:20 PM
Baptism by fire then.

I've been cautiously stretching my wings a bit. I will not however wear Discordianism as a mask. I just don't see it as an external thing. If I am to be Discordian, it must come from within. It has to be my decision and mine alone. If I allow someone to influence me then I haven't changed one iota, just selected a different leader. I choose to be my own leader. I know my opinion, and I will allow it to morph as I learn more and discover facts previously unknown. In the early MW days it was TGRR, Vincent, AA (doc) and yourself I watched. And listened to. I asked for info and it was given. I researched it. I came to my decision on my own. I am Discordian.

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Littlest Ubermensch on April 14, 2007, 07:50:05 PM
Sounds like someone needs some bananas.

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Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Adios on April 14, 2007, 07:55:21 PM
" I loathe bananas."

But thanks.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Adios on April 15, 2007, 04:07:52 PM
I did have a thought. There seems to be an almost total dependence on the internet for communication between all of us. Is there some kind of plan in the event the internet wasn't available?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 04:23:08 PM
Well, I don't know about you, but in the event the entire internet dies, I'm quite likely too busy scavenging through the remains of the country for food, water, weapons and loyal minions to worry about you guys.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Adios on April 15, 2007, 04:24:53 PM
Good plan.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 16, 2007, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 14, 2007, 04:04:03 PM

We're not interested in your pointless flattery, your idle thoughts on assorted fringe material, your tedious questioning or pointless slams, your need to engage us.  In fact, unless you can tell us something we don't already know, you may as well not bother contacting us at all.


LOL

That's nearly every post in this goddamn forum, hell this forum wouldn't exsist if this was strictly enforced. And the MODs are the worse!

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 16, 2007, 07:54:46 PM
I'm not speaking as a mod, jackass.

And besides, what does this have to do with black people?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 16, 2007, 08:26:18 PM
now HE'S back
fuck
im too tired today for this shit

Dr Cow Ass
you had your chance to explain yourself
now I can understand if you were falsely accused... being called a racist is one of the worst things you could be called in my book
but since you didn't answer we can assume what you are now

now kindly go drown yourself in a fucking ditch
thank you
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 04:00:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2007, 07:54:46 PM
I'm not speaking as a mod, jackass.

And besides, what does this have to do with black people?

I truly didn't mean to offend you, I enjoy your posts and actually get something out of them.

I meant to offend TGRR.

I apologize for the misunderstanding.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 04:01:26 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 04:00:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 16, 2007, 07:54:46 PM
I'm not speaking as a mod, jackass.

And besides, what does this have to do with black people?

I truly didn't mean to offend you, I enjoy your posts and actually get something out of them.

I meant to offend TGRR.

I apologize for the misunderstanding.

But I'm not even Black.   :|
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 04:02:08 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 16, 2007, 08:26:18 PM
now HE'S back
fuck
im too tired today for this shit

Dr Cow Ass
you had your chance to explain yourself
now I can understand if you were falsely accused... being called a racist is one of the worst things you could be called in my book
but since you didn't answer we can assume what you are now

now kindly go drown yourself in a fucking ditch
thank you

I did explain myself.

Drown myself in a ditch? wtf.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 04:04:34 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 04:02:08 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 16, 2007, 08:26:18 PM
now HE'S back
fuck
im too tired today for this shit

Dr Cow Ass
you had your chance to explain yourself
now I can understand if you were falsely accused... being called a racist is one of the worst things you could be called in my book
but since you didn't answer we can assume what you are now

now kindly go drown yourself in a fucking ditch
thank you

I did explain myself.

Drown myself in a ditch? wtf.

Don't you just hate when that happens?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 04:05:36 AM
Quote from: Hawk on April 14, 2007, 07:19:20 PM
Baptism by fire then.

I've been cautiously stretching my wings a bit. I will not however wear Discordianism as a mask.

I sure as fuck will.  They're convenient to blame when my Subgenius ways lead me into trouble.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 17, 2007, 04:29:27 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 04:02:08 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 16, 2007, 08:26:18 PM
now HE'S back
fuck
im too tired today for this shit

Dr Cow Ass
you had your chance to explain yourself
now I can understand if you were falsely accused... being called a racist is one of the worst things you could be called in my book
but since you didn't answer we can assume what you are now

now kindly go drown yourself in a fucking ditch
thank you

I did explain myself.

Drown myself in a ditch? wtf.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11192.0

no explaination makes me cry...
:cry:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 04:41:29 AM
Quote from: Cowass MaddoxI'm not surprised, good job saving the kid though. I feel bad for the kid, his mom obviously doesn't want him and niether does the dad. I know what I said is prejudice, but, sadly, it's probably true.

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 06:19:41 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 17, 2007, 04:29:27 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 04:02:08 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 16, 2007, 08:26:18 PM
now HE'S back
fuck
im too tired today for this shit

Dr Cow Ass
you had your chance to explain yourself
now I can understand if you were falsely accused... being called a racist is one of the worst things you could be called in my book
but since you didn't answer we can assume what you are now

now kindly go drown yourself in a fucking ditch
thank you

I did explain myself.

Drown myself in a ditch? wtf.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=11192.0

no explaination makes me cry...
:cry:

Holy shit, I didn't even know about this thread. I thought everyone was refering to my first letter to the aqarians. 

However,

That was a stupid remark and appoligize if I offended anyone. I admit I grew up in a midwest suburb with three or four blacks in the entire town and I often say insensitve shit like that becuase usually no one cared. I guess I'm prejudice towards people sometimes but I'm no racist. Once again, sorry.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:22:45 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 06:19:41 PM
I guess I'm prejudice towards people sometimes but I'm no racist.

:|
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 06:24:20 PM
Hey, it's better than nuthin'.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: AFK on April 17, 2007, 06:26:31 PM
I hate meat but I aint no vegetarian. 
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:29:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 06:24:20 PM
Hey, it's better than nuthin'.

Shut up.  I hate White people. 

But I'm no racist.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:33:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 06:19:41 PM
I guess I'm prejudice towards people sometimes but I'm no racist.

This gets: :mullet:

I'm fucking amazed.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
Wait, you mean judgeing people by the color of their skin is a bad thing?

How come no one ever tells me this shit?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:43:02 PM
I'd like to know how you can be predjudiced and not racist.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:43:02 PM
I'd like to know how you can be predjudiced and not racist.

You could hate Baptists.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 17, 2007, 06:45:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 06:19:41 PM

However,

That was a stupid remark and appoligize if I offended anyone. I admit I grew up in a midwest suburb with three or four blacks in the entire town and I often say insensitve shit like that becuase usually no one cared. I guess I'm prejudice towards people sometimes but I'm no racist. Once again, sorry.

it was a stupid remark,
living here in northern ontario I hear a ton of prejedice and racist remarks... even in my own family
but since you admitted it was a mistake (kind of) Im willing to drop it
unfortunately for you I dont think the others will be as understanding
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:46:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:43:44 PM
You could hate Baptists.
So he only hates...
Black Fathers?
Black Kids?
Black Baptists?

I'd like to hear this.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:48:24 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 17, 2007, 06:45:01 PM

unfortunately for you I dont think the others will be as understanding

Oh, I understand him, all right...but that understanding makes the pproblem WORSE.

"I know better, but I'm going to make stupid fucking racial remarks anyway".

If he was sorry, he wouldn't have said it.  An "outburst" like that means he was saying what he really believes, and as such, he is a low-foreheaded trogdolyte that should probably go back to watching NASCAR qualifications.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:46:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:43:44 PM
You could hate Baptists.
So he only hates...
Black Fathers?
Black Kids?
Black Baptists?

I'd like to hear this.

Well, according to him (I posted the actual quote last page), Black men are, by definition, bad/absent parents.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:52:04 PM
So he only hates Black fathers.

If a Black man has no kids, he can't be a bad father.

Since thats not racist, it's OK.

Besides, everyone in his hometown did it.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: PopeTom on April 17, 2007, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
Wait, you mean judgeing people by the color of their skin is a bad thing?

How come no one ever tells me this shit?

You should only ever judge other people by the color of your skin.

IE. If you meet someone and you skin starts to turn blue it's best to assume that bastard is using up all you oxygen.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:54:16 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 17, 2007, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
Wait, you mean judgeing people by the color of their skin is a bad thing?

How come no one ever tells me this shit?

You should only ever judge other people by the color of your skin.

IE. If you meet someone and you skin starts to turn blue it's best to assume that bastard is using up all you oxygen.

:lulz: <---despite himself.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 06:54:50 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 06:52:04 PM
So he only hates Black fathers.

If a Black man has no kids, he can't be a bad father.

Since thats not racist, it's OK.

Besides, everyone in his hometown did it.

Everyone ELSE was at the lynching.  You won't be COOL if you aren't at the lynching...
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:38:33 PM
There's a difference between being prejudice and racist. I often have preconcieved notions about people, no matter their skin color, before I really know them. EVERYONE IS PREJUDICE IN SOMEWAY. If you say you aren't then your lying or your Jesus, and if you say your jesus then you're definetly lying, however I appreciate the effort.

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:39:58 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:38:33 PM
There's a difference between being prejudice and racist.

Okay.  But I'm going to have to say that implying that all Black men are bad or absent fathers falls into the "racism" catagory there, Lester Maddox.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:45:39 PM
You aren't very eloquent, you know?
I've known tons of Black fathers that would pwn your English.

That aside, you need to alter your wording. Racial preference is something most people have. A recent study has shown that most people prefer their own race (if I find a link I'll put it up, it'd go with a rant I'm formulating).

Predjudiced? No. Maybe culturally (the difference between when I see a Black metal head and when I see a Black gangsta), but racially, not so much.

I really don't see how anything you say will erase that nasty shit you said before. My buddies dad slaved in a steel mill for 30 years to put his kids through college. I wonder how'd he'd feel about your comment.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:51:48 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:45:39 PM
I really don't see how anything you say will erase that nasty shit you said before. My buddies dad slaved in a steel mill for 30 years to put his kids through college. I wonder how'd he'd feel about your comment.

"Good" vs "Normal" Black father comment in 3...2...1...
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 17, 2007, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:45:39 PM
You aren't very eloquent, you know?
I've known tons of Black fathers that would pwn your English.

That aside, you need to alter your wording. Racial preference is something most people have. A recent study has shown that most people prefer their own race (if I find a link I'll put it up, it'd go with a rant I'm formulating).

Predjudiced? No. Maybe culturally (the difference between when I see a Black metal head and when I see a Black gangsta), but racially, not so much.

I really don't see how anything you say will erase that nasty shit you said before. My buddies dad slaved in a steel mill for 30 years to put his kids through college. I wonder how'd he'd feel about your comment.

I did a psychology test on that.  I have a slight preference for black people.  True story.  I have no black people in my family, hell, I grew up in one of the most ethnically homogenous parts of the country, there is no past incident to explain the result.

Just pointing it out.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 07:54:39 PM
Well you do listen to lots of hip-hop...

I might go on the Dateline site. They have the test there.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 17, 2007, 07:55:37 PM
Not back then, I didn't.  Twas most strange....
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:58:02 PM
This may blwo your guy's minds, but I actually prefer black porn.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:59:42 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:58:02 PM
This may blwo your guy's minds, but I actually prefer black porn.

So do lots of other racists.  It's probably a dominance thing.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 17, 2007, 07:55:37 PM
Not back then, I didn't.  Twas most strange....
Do you watch The Boondocks?(everyone should)
You are the white Uncle Ruckus.

Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:58:02 PM
This may blwo your guy's minds, but I actually prefer black porn.
:|

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:59:42 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:58:02 PM
This may blwo your guy's minds, but I actually prefer black porn.

So do lots of other racists.  It's probably a dominance thing.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: AFK on April 17, 2007, 08:00:17 PM
Funny, if Dr. Cow Ass' theory was correct there would be no dead-beat dads in Maine, since we are the whitest state in the nation.  Unfortunately, for many white single-moms in Maine, the theory is quite wrong.  

Bad Dad knows not color or ethnicity.  Irresponsibility has proven to exist in many different types of people.  
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 08:00:33 PM
Considering that most porn is about the de-humanization of the main characters, plus taht most black porn supports sterotype of the savage Mandingo brute, then no, I'm not surprised.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 08:05:21 PM
West Virginia is the most Mexican-less state.

Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 08:00:33 PM
Mandingo

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I love this word!
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Don't say shit like "My theory." I was out of line with that remark and was wrong to generalize, however, ask any black leader or anyone's who's concerned with the strife of the black community and they'll say that their greatest fear is that the African American male will become/is economically dead. I know this from first (not in my home town) and second hand expirience. I made one fucking remark that I thought was funny at the time and I was wrong, yet you people think you know exactly who I am and what I'm all about, HOW FUCKING PREJUDICE!

If I knew there was so much concern about my remark, like a whole fucking thread about it, I would have replied much sooner.  

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 17, 2007, 08:13:54 PM
QuoteDo you watch The Boondocks?(everyone should)
You are the white Uncle Ruckus.

No, I probably should.  I'll download some programs from somewhere.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 08:19:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Don't say shit like "My theory." I was out of line with that remark and was wrong to generalize, however, ask any black leader or anyone's who's concerned with the strife of the black community and they'll say that their greatest fear is that the African American male will become/is economically dead. I know this from first (not in my home town) and second hand expirience. I made one fucking remark that I thought was funny at the time and I was wrong, yet you people think you know exactly who I am and what I'm all about, HOW FUCKING PREJUDICE!

If I knew there was so much concern about my remark, like a whole fucking thread about it, I would have replied much sooner.  



Bullshit, kid.  You made a comment about how the father was NOT present, because he's Black.

Dress it up all you like, it's still rank racism.

And "prejudice" means to PRE JUDGE.  We aren't PRE JUDGING you, we're judging you BASED ON YOUR ACTIONS.

So quit your fucking whining.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 08:20:26 PM
Definatly see it.
Read the strip too.
Aaron Mcgruger is fucking brilliant.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
Cowass, just take the hit, apolpgize, say you've learned your lesson, and let the whole thing die.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 08:24:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
Cowass, just take the hit, apolpgize, say you've learned your lesson, and let the whole thing die.

Good luck.  Har har!
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: AFK on April 17, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Don't say shit like "My theory." I was out of line with that remark and was wrong to generalize, however, ask any black leader or anyone's who's concerned with the strife of the black community and they'll say that their greatest fear is that the African American male will become/is economically dead. I know this from first (not in my home town) and second hand expirience. I made one fucking remark that I thought was funny at the time and I was wrong, yet you people think you know exactly who I am and what I'm all about, HOW FUCKING PREJUDICE!

If I knew there was so much concern about my remark, like a whole fucking thread about it, I would have replied much sooner.  



where was the funny?   :?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 08:26:59 PM
I don't hate Cowass.
I think he made a mistake, which is possible.

I will, however, pretty much reguard him as a buffoon. I think based on his words that with the proper tutelage he would have been another white hood. I grew up in an idiot racist area, and it doesn't have me saying things as crazy as that.
One more gem like that black father bit, and I'm pulling a Roger.

In conclusion, check yo self.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 08:52:29 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 08:26:59 PM
I don't hate Cowass.

Neither do I.  He is beneath my hate, though not beneath my contempt.

He is a chewtoy.  Only this, and nothing more.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 17, 2007, 09:41:53 PM
I'm prejudiced against people.


about 6 billion of them, to be specific.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Random Probability on April 18, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GY8o-qAb08

Just saying.....

oh, and Mr. teh doktor Cow's ass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDxeGmxttI
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 18, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 17, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
Cowass, just take the hit, apolpgize, say you've learned your lesson, and let the whole thing die.

I did apoogize. However, I made shit stupid and complicated with the whole racist/ prejudice thing. I can't explain what I meant in last few comments so I'll just use examples of what I think is prejudice and racist.

Prejudice: A man is walking home from work and notices that a group of four black men dressed like "thugs" are waiting at a street corner further up the side walk. They appear to be their for no reason that's legal. The man gets nervous and decides he'll cross the street to avoid them.

Racist: A man is walking home from work when an old black man coming from the other direction accidentally bumps into him. The man is outraged and shouts "You stupid fucking nigger, watch where you're going!"

Prejudice: A shop owner  notices that items are coming up short when inventory is taken every night. The Shop Owner realizes she just hired a new employee who's black, so she decides to keep a closer eye on the black girl than the other employees.

Racist: A duaghter brings a black boy home to her father. The father firmly lets the boy know he isn't allowed at the house. Once the boy leaves the father screams at the daughter for bringing a "negro" to the house.

Now I always made this distinction thinking one was mabey okay and the other wasn't, but it's all just racism. Even the "Racism-lite/ learned prejudice" that is so brutally common throughout American Suberbs and shletered, mostly-white communities is racism.

I don't mean to be prejudice, but I guess I am somtimes. I can't fucking help it and this sounds wierd, but I actually want to thank this community for helping me realize another of my many flaws.


I truly do apologize if I offened anyone. My comment was rude. out of line, and it WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.


What a dumb fucking place to learn a life lesson.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 18, 2007, 08:32:23 PM
QuoteWhat a dumb fucking place to learn a life lesson.


LULZ.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: AFK on April 18, 2007, 08:33:21 PM
That should be in the forum news. 
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 19, 2007, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 18, 2007, 08:28:18 PM
Prejudice: A man is walking home from work and notices that a group of four black men dressed like "thugs" are waiting at a street corner further up the side walk. They appear to be their for no reason that's legal. The man gets nervous and decides he'll cross the street to avoid them.

Prejudice: A shop owner  notices that items are coming up short when inventory is taken every night. The Shop Owner realizes she just hired a new employee who's black, so she decides to keep a closer eye on the black girl than the other employees.

A. White peoole dressed as thugs don't make you nervous?
B. I'm pretty sure this is just as good as racism.

You might want to stop while you're less behind. Everytime you explain yourself, you seem more and more racist.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2007, 02:31:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 18, 2007, 08:28:18 PM


Prejudice: A shop owner  notices that items are coming up short when inventory is taken every night. The Shop Owner realizes she just hired a new employee who's black, so she decides to keep a closer eye on the black girl than the other employees.

RACISM.

ALL of your examples were racism.

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: B_M_W on April 19, 2007, 05:34:04 AM
Thats more or less what I was thinking.

Racism is a form of prejudice, focusing upon race.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Triple Zero on April 19, 2007, 01:35:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 18, 2007, 08:28:18 PMPrejudice: A man is walking home from work and notices that a group of four black men dressed like "thugs" are waiting at a street corner further up the side walk. They appear to be their for no reason that's legal. The man gets nervous and decides he'll cross the street to avoid them.

what does it matter if they're black?

if they were white i woulda avoided them just as well.

QuotePrejudice: A shop owner  notices that items are coming up short when inventory is taken every night. The Shop Owner realizes she just hired a new employee who's black, so she decides to keep a closer eye on the black girl than the other employees.

sorry but that's racist.

QuoteI don't mean to be prejudice, but I guess I am somtimes. I can't fucking help it and this sounds wierd, but I actually want to thank this community for helping me realize another of my many flaws.

look, i can understand this. if you were brought up in a certain way, from some neighbourhood or village, or perhaps had some negative experiences, i can understand building up some sort of prejudice (or even racism).

but that doesn't mean it isn't wrong.

and the fact that you are now able to recognize it as racist or prejudiced means you can do something about it.

this forum is not about teaching you what is racism, what is prejudice and what is not. it is about teaching you to think for yourself and be aware of your own imprinted program/thoughts/the way you work.
so just pay attention to yourself, and try to notice the next time you feel prejudiced about something/somebody.
when you do, pay no attention to it, don't act on it, and don't give it a voice (like defending this thought/feeling to yourself or somebody else, rationalizing your irrational thoughts is just another bar in your prison).
if it helps you, ask yourself "would i act the same way if he/she/they were white?"

you sometimes can't help thoughts or feelings from popping up, but you can always choose whether or not to act on them (and if you consistently choose not to act on them and disregard them, they will pop up less)
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 19, 2007, 01:57:51 PM
000 has it right.

You can't just say, "hey, I was rasied in a racist environment, so I can't help but be a 'little bit' racist."

Bullshit.  You can change if you want to.  If you don't want to, well... That's all on you, buddy.  Don't blame your environment just because you're lazy.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 19, 2007, 02:00:08 PM
The cycle of idiocy has to stop with someone.
Don't let it be passed down.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 19, 2007, 02:25:58 PM
Racism in this country is also called 'Racial Prejudice' (to pre judge people on the strength of their race_

There are two kinds of prejudice - smart and stoopid

Smart prejudice - large crowd of people drinking paintstripper and waving guns at the end of the street = don't walk down street

Stupid prejudice - large crowd of black people drinking paintstripper and waving guns at the end of the street = black people are evil

When primate brain encounters dangerous situation it remembers it by associating unique factors, the smell of paintstripper, the loud banging noises, the common skin colour of the individuals.

It's unlikely that this is the first time you've seen black people tho, so linking skin colour with danger situation is a bad call. Surely the doctor guy who treated your kid for meningitis isn't a paintstripper guzzling gang banger? Of course not. But perhaps your subconscious mind had already decided. At this point you are required to think, to overrule the racist imperative, to disassociate skin colour with paintstripper.

Most primates are simply too fucking stupid to accomplish this level of thought. There's a lot of racism out there.

The last statement is, itself, a form of prejudice. It'd take a lot of fucking people to change my mind.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 19, 2007, 07:35:06 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 19, 2007, 02:03:43 AM

A. White peoole dressed as thugs don't make you nervous?
B. I'm pretty sure this is just as good as racism.

You might want to stop while you're less behind. Everytime you explain yourself, you seem more and more racist.

A. No, never. White people sporting the gangsta rap look never scare me, I just can't take them seriously.

B. Yea, read the paragraph below it.


I admitted my mistake but people are still trying to convince me as well as themselves that I'm a blood thirsty racist. I can't blame them, this forum needs the drama.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 19, 2007, 07:38:53 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 19, 2007, 07:35:06 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 19, 2007, 02:03:43 AM

A. White peoole dressed as thugs don't make you nervous?
B. I'm pretty sure this is just as good as racism.

You might want to stop while you're less behind. Everytime you explain yourself, you seem more and more racist.

A. No, never. White people sporting the gangsta rap look never scare me, I just can't take them seriously.

B. Yea, I'm starting to realize that.

A. Do you get scared when the knife goes in?

B. You should probably stop doing it then.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Payne on April 19, 2007, 07:41:01 PM
There are too many with long memories in here Cow Ass.

Move on, but remember, to many, you will always be the racist.

Could be worse, you could be thought of as the paedophile.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 19, 2007, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 19, 2007, 07:41:01 PM
There are too many with long memories in here Cow Ass.

Move on, but remember, to many, you will always be the racist.

Could be worse, you could be thought of as the paedophile.

And who the fuck are you?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 19, 2007, 07:56:52 PM
Some asshole.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Payne on April 19, 2007, 08:03:07 PM
Yeah, just some asshole.

I'm only offering my bit of advice dude, but its cool if you don't want it.

Alls I'm saying is that the apologies for your original statement seem to be digging a deeper hole for you. Reinforcing the perception.

It only seems to make sense that you stop apologising and move on. Those with longer memories won't forget anyway, and n00b's and stoners with NO memory (like myself) will only see someone as being racist from the repetition.

Just my two cents worth man. And tone down on the aggression, I'm only making a fair and valid point, based on what I've seen in here.

~~~~~~~~Payne: Failed agony aunt
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Payne on April 19, 2007, 08:21:33 PM
Actually scratch the above. I'm in a funny mood due to the high amounts of cannabis I have consumed in the last week after being off the stuff pretty much for months.

I have a little left, but I will be smoking it when watching the James Woods-O-Rama later on, for full throttle JW effect.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 19, 2007, 08:23:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 19, 2007, 08:03:07 PM
Yeah, just some asshole.

I'm only offering my bit of advice dude, but its cool if you don't want it.

Alls I'm saying is that the apologies for your original statement seem to be digging a deeper hole for you. Reinforcing the perception.

It only seems to make sense that you stop apologising and move on. Those with longer memories won't forget anyway, and n00b's and stoners with NO memory (like myself) will only see someone as being racist from the repetition.

Just my two cents worth man. And tone down on the aggression, I'm only making a fair and valid point, based on what I've seen in here.

~~~~~~~~Payne: Failed agony aunt

Wrong, wrong, WRONG an a bucket o fail! You are SCOTTISH laddie!! Dinnae be handing oot advice. Pure flame teh cunt. The Scottish Empire needs eval basturts!

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Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Payne on April 19, 2007, 08:26:26 PM
Aye Aye Sir!

Fuck the racists!

note to Cybin: It seems that my supply of whisky has been depleted, adversly affecting my effectiveness as a fighting unit. Kick the quartermasters ass and get some sent to me.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 19, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 19, 2007, 08:26:26 PM
Aye Aye Sir!

Fuck the racists!

note to Cybin: It seems that my supply of whisky has been depleted, adversly affecting my effectiveness as a fighting unit. Kick the quartermasters ass and get some sent to me.

Pillage yer own ya lazy good fer nothin wank! One more remark like that and we'll cut yer girlfriends cock off and feed it to the war sheep
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Payne on April 19, 2007, 08:30:45 PM
I guess that means my request for an air drop of Irn Bru and pork pies is out of the question too then. Fuck.

Well, I'll just tan this bottle of buckfast, and go and "buy" some from the shop then.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 19, 2007, 08:32:11 PM
Be sure to kill some English on the way back.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2007, 09:23:27 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 19, 2007, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 19, 2007, 07:41:01 PM
There are too many with long memories in here Cow Ass.

Move on, but remember, to many, you will always be the racist.

Could be worse, you could be thought of as the paedophile.

And who the fuck are you?

A better person than you.

(Payne, don't get a big head...it's not like this is an achievement of some kind.)
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 19, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
Damn. Even when the dude realizes he was wrong, apologizes, and seems genuinely glad to have learned the lesson, y'all still keep piling on.

You guys make me so proud.

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2007, 10:10:21 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 19, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
Damn. Even when the dude realizes he was wrong, apologizes, and seems genuinely glad to have learned the lesson, y'all still keep piling on.

You guys make me so proud.



I hated him before he started his racist shit.

I see no reason to stop hassling him now.  After all, his first post to me was some ignorant-assed attack on something that never even happened, and he hasn't stopped trying since.

So you'll excuse me if I continue heaping abuse on him.  At least I hope you do, because I have absolutely no intention of stopping.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2007, 10:38:02 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 19, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
Damn. Even when the dude realizes he was wrong, apologizes, and seems genuinely glad to have learned the lesson, y'all still keep piling on.

You guys make me so proud.

to me it seemed more like this:

dude admits he's wrong, apologizes, and then continues to defend his racial prejudices

sorry but in such a case i'm having a hard time taking that apology very serious (and also, the lesson, if learned, seems to be a bit warped).

to dr cowass: please to stop defending your racial prejudices. they were wrong, you admitted that, please leave it at that, ok.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 20, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 20, 2007, 10:38:02 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 19, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
Damn. Even when the dude realizes he was wrong, apologizes, and seems genuinely glad to have learned the lesson, y'all still keep piling on.

You guys make me so proud.

to me it seemed more like this:

dude admits he's wrong, apologizes, and then continues to defend his racial prejudices

sorry but in such a case i'm having a hard time taking that apology very serious (and also, the lesson, if learned, seems to be a bit warped).

to dr cowass: please to stop defending your racial prejudices. they were wrong, you admitted that, please leave it at that, ok.

Why don't you people read my post. I gave examples of prejudice and racism and then concluded that they're all the same and I need to change my ways.

Damn near everyone on this site is Roger's bitch.

Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 20, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
So what the fuck are you doing posting here then?

Fuck off - we're obviously not worthy.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 20, 2007, 12:31:35 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 20, 2007, 12:13:14 PM

Damn near everyone on this site is Roger's bitch.


what can I say
it's his orbital mind control rays
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 20, 2007, 12:52:26 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2007, 12:55:57 PM
Quote from: cowassNow I always made this distinction thinking one was mabey okay and the other wasn't, but it's all just racism.

hm, i seriously didn't catch this bit the first time i read it. so it sounded to me you were trying to make a case for "racism bad, prejudice OK".

but you sure have a way of coming over like a whining thickheaded dumbass when you try to apologize.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2007, 12:58:54 PM
"Often, what is often not objectionable is what one says, but how one says it"
- Nietzsche

Good advice, I feel.  I, for one, find it impossible to agree with the far right not just because their ideas are stupid, but because they sound like a bunch of whinging, arrogant and overbearing fucktards while saying it.  Even if, by some miracle, they are saying something I agree with, the desire to go "no, fuck you!" is overwhelming.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Triple Zero on April 20, 2007, 01:00:52 PM
absolutely. also this advice very much reminds me of a bunch of pictures posted in the PICS thread recently.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2007, 01:33:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2007, 12:58:54 PM
"Often, what is often not objectionable is what one says, but how one says it"
- Nietzsche

Good advice, I feel.  I, for one, find it impossible to agree with the far right not just because their ideas are stupid, but because they sound like a bunch of whinging, arrogant and overbearing fucktards while saying it.  Even if, by some miracle, they are saying something I agree with, the desire to go "no, fuck you!" is overwhelming.


I get that way with Eldora at EB&G.  Even when she agrees with me, it takes a lot of willpower not to say, "no, you're wrong, you ididot."


However, I will refrain from beating up the Dr., until he says something stupid again.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 20, 2007, 02:01:47 PM
Look at this post for a sec:
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 17, 2007, 08:26:59 PM
I don't hate Cowass.
I think he made a mistake, which is possible.

I will, however, pretty much reguard him as a buffoon. I think based on his words that with the proper tutelage he would have been another white hood. I grew up in an idiot racist area, and it doesn't have me saying things as crazy as that.
One more gem like that black father bit, and I'm pulling a Roger.

In conclusion, check yo self.
This was where I decided not to hate CowAss with all my heart. I certainly don't respect him, but there's no reason to really hate him.


Then there's this:
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 20, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
Damn near everyone on this site is Roger's bitch.
This is where he caught the AKK disease of thinking that just because he's hated by a few people, it must be the work that rascally ol' Roger. Take responsibility for your own words? No, pass it off to Rogers mind contol beam.

This whole post was my rescinding my original "I don't hate him."
I do now.
Fuck CowAss.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2007, 02:04:20 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2007, 02:07:50 PM
Interesting.

To me, Hunter's post was like the slo-mo "matrix bullet" scene.

He stopped the action, and slooooowed things down, so we could all take our time and see exactly how certain things work.


Wow, I bet that made no sense whatsoever.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 20, 2007, 02:29:07 PM
I'm flattered.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2007, 02:35:56 PM
Of course, that doesn't mean we'll be taking long showers together.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 20, 2007, 02:37:09 PM
You're useless to me now.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Payne on April 20, 2007, 02:52:06 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 20, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 20, 2007, 10:38:02 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 19, 2007, 09:34:57 PM
Damn. Even when the dude realizes he was wrong, apologizes, and seems genuinely glad to have learned the lesson, y'all still keep piling on.

You guys make me so proud.

to me it seemed more like this:

dude admits he's wrong, apologizes, and then continues to defend his racial prejudices

sorry but in such a case i'm having a hard time taking that apology very serious (and also, the lesson, if learned, seems to be a bit warped).

to dr cowass: please to stop defending your racial prejudices. they were wrong, you admitted that, please leave it at that, ok.

Why don't you people read my post. I gave examples of prejudice and racism and then concluded that they're all the same and I need to change my ways.

Damn near everyone on this site is Roger's bitch.




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Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 20, 2007, 03:59:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 20, 2007, 02:07:50 PM
Interesting.

To me, Hunter's post was like the slo-mo "matrix bullet" scene.

He stopped the action, and slooooowed things down, so we could all take our time and see exactly how certain things work.


Wow, I bet that made no sense whatsoever.

I'm there dude! I got exactly the same deal. He kinda swish/zoomed the whole thing in bullet time. Yup
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: AFK on April 20, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
Has anyone ever noticed how most of the people who end up on the "hate" list always have really, let us say, baffoonish names. 
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2007, 04:39:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 20, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
Has anyone ever noticed how most of the people who end up on the "hate" list always have really, let us say, baffoonish names. 
I don't think any of us has the right to throw that stone.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 20, 2007, 04:40:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2007, 12:58:54 PM
"Often, what is often not objectionable is what one says, but how one says it"
- Nietzsche

I also like this one:

Quote from: Joseph Conrad
He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word.  The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense.

And then there's this one for the whole "I hate you even when we agree" feeling:

Quote from: William Penn
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than from the arguments of its opposers.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: AFK on April 20, 2007, 04:53:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 20, 2007, 04:39:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 20, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
Has anyone ever noticed how most of the people who end up on the "hate" list always have really, let us say, baffoonish names. 
I don't think any of us has the right to throw that stone.

To clarify, I'm not saying anyone who isn't on the "hate list" doesn't have baffoonish names. 

edit: I think I am Exhibit A, of course, I'm sure I'm on somebody's list. 
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 20, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
I was gonna post something here, but Roger isn't around to tell me what to think.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2007, 08:44:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 20, 2007, 12:13:14 PM
Damn near everyone on this site is Roger's bitch.

Orbital mind control lasers FTW!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2007, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on April 20, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
I was gonna post something here, but Roger isn't around to tell me what to think.

YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE BEARS' NEXT SEASON.

OBEY YOUR EVIL MASTER!
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2007, 08:47:01 PM
I think why was Cow Ass reading this as a logged out guest 20 minutes ago?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2007, 08:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2007, 08:47:01 PM
I think why was Cow Ass reading this as a logged out guest 20 minutes ago?

DID I TELL YUO TO THINK THAT, MISTER?
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2007, 08:57:48 PM
I pre-empted your order in accordance with what you would most likely want me to think, using an advanced team of psychoanalysts, mathematicians and computer programmers to come up with a program made for this purpose.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 20, 2007, 08:59:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2007, 08:57:48 PM
I pre-empted your order in accordance with what you would most likely want me to think, using an advanced team of psychoanalysts, mathematicians and computer programmers to come up with a program made for this purpose.

Um.  Yeah.  Uh...

Don't do it again.
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 20, 2007, 09:01:53 PM
 :sad:
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 21, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 20, 2007, 02:01:47 PM

Take responsibility for your own words? No, pass it off to Rogers mind contol beam.



Two people have made references to this mind beam so far.

(Applies aluminum foil head gear)
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 21, 2007, 01:48:01 PM
No need for headgear.

For some reason Roger (or Rodger, or whoever you're talking to) doesn't use the beam to make people like you and AKK into cool people.

He just uses it to make everyone else hate you.

You're safe!
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2007, 03:51:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 20, 2007, 08:57:48 PM
I pre-empted your order in accordance with what you would most likely want me to think, using an advanced team of psychoanalysts, mathematicians and computer programmers to come up with a program made for this purpose.

ZOMG FOUNDATION PSYCHOHISTORY ITT

- 000,
always suspected you to be one of "them"
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: Cain on April 21, 2007, 03:57:40 PM
There is no First Foundation.

Srsly.

God, I read those books nearly a decade ago.  I feel old now...
Title: Re: Second Manifesto of the PFLD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2007, 08:30:28 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 21, 2007, 01:48:01 PM
No need for headgear.

For some reason Roger (or Rodger, or whoever you're talking to) doesn't use the beam to make people like you and AKK into cool people.

He just uses it to make everyone else hate you.

You're safe!

I'd have to use it all up.