Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
I'm watching the news about the tornadoes in the East right now. What state are you in?
It's good to be in Kansas! :eek:
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.
:sad:
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2011, 04:10:54 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.
:sad:
Move to Kansas, evidently we have exported all of our tornadoes to the South. I'm perfectly fine with that.
Keep 'em the hell away from me. I claim immunity until they find the house I grew up in.
(Seriously. Tornado got it, they never found the damn thing. I'm hoping it got parked on Glinda.)
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2011, 04:10:54 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:08:22 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
Stop living in the godforsaken South. You fuckers WILL figure out that living in a malarial swamp is not what civilized humans do or by god we will send a tornado for every southerner if we have to.
:sad:
For all of Missouri's flaws, being in "The South" is not one of them. :lulz:
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:10:38 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:08:22 PM...civilized humans...
No such thing.
Speak for yourself, monkey boi.
I am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me. I've just had enough of the Southeast's shit. To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me. I've just had enough of the Southeast's shit. To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.
There is a tornado warning in D.C. right now as well. WTF?
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:33:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me. I've just
had enough of the Southeast's shit. To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.
There is a tornado warning in D.C. right now as well. WTF?
Just a little joke.
Look, if the fucking humans keep dicking with the Earth's mean atmospheric/ocean temperature, I can hardly he held accountable for the storms. I just put them where they belong.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:34:28 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:33:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:31:00 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:40:55 AM
Roger, are you responsible for the wind that accompanies rain, or is that another department? Right now, my school's campus is littered with insulation and ceiling tiles from god knows where, and 40 or 50 people have died in the state, 3 in the area of my hometown (I'm not sure if it was anyone I know, but I know was not family), and we had a tornado touch down a couple miles north of here. So yeah, I'd like to file a request to whatever deity is responsible to chill the fuck out.
PS: My school canceled classes today- which was a make up day for classes previously canceled due to weather.
That's me. I've just
had enough of the Southeast's shit. To be honest, I was aiming at Montgomery, but I'm a bit rusty.
There is a tornado warning in D.C. right now as well. WTF?
Just a little joke.
For what it's worth, I vote YES!!!
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Did you just call ECH a monkey?
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:45:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:42:04 PM
Did you just call ECH a monkey?
Technically, yes.
Then you're a bigger retard than I thought. ECH is a full-blooded Yeti, the only proof of which I need offer is:
1. They don't make humans that big (he has to strap his extra muscles to his torso, or he can't move his arms),
2. He could sever your head with a headbutt, on account of his razor-sharp and protruding orbital ridges, and
3. No human being could 'Frop has hard as he does without pulling a "Karen Ann Quinlan".
Looks like PD has a forecast of "It's hailing assburgers" this week.
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
Looks like PD has a forecast of "It's hailing assburgers" this week.
:lulz:
"A hail of fail", as my granddad used to say.*
*No, he didn't.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:48:09 PM
Then you're a bigger retard than I thought. ECH is a full-blooded Yeti, the only proof of which I need offer is:
1. They don't make humans that big (he has to strap his extra muscles to his torso, or he can't move his arms),
2. He could sever your head with a headbutt, on account of his razor-sharp and protruding orbital ridges, and
3. No human being could 'Frop has hard as he does without pulling a "Karen Ann Quinlan".
Okay, so "ape" then. My apologies.
And yes, I probably am a much bigger retard than you assume.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:48:09 PM
Then you're a bigger retard than I thought. ECH is a full-blooded Yeti, the only proof of which I need offer is:
1. They don't make humans that big (he has to strap his extra muscles to his torso, or he can't move his arms),
2. He could sever your head with a headbutt, on account of his razor-sharp and protruding orbital ridges, and
3. No human being could 'Frop has hard as he does without pulling a "Karen Ann Quinlan".
Okay, so "ape" then. My apologies.
And yes, I probably am a much bigger retard than you assume.
Yetis are not apes. Yetis are to apes what The Rolling Stones are to My Chemical Romance. They are to apes what the Red Sox are to the Chicago Cubs. They are to apes what MRH is to you.
Alabama hospital announcement: If all you have is broken bones, don't come to the hospital.
Damn.
Oh sure, NOW the back porch comes off my grandfather's property. It couldn't have happened when he was still alive.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 05:31:40 PM
Alabama hospital announcement: If all you have is broken bones, don't come to the hospital.
Damn.
Holy fuck.
I'm in Birmingham, AL.
Living in malarial swampland may not be a habit of civilized humans, but I don't have any intention to quit it any time soon. I am greatly confused and enraged by that thing you people call "snow."
Suu, you said your grandfather's house was in Dothan, right?
EDIT: Aside from it probably being the most boring "major" city in the state, why was Montgomery in particular worthy of your wrath? I would have thought that if anything in this state was worth saving to you, it would have been Hank's grave.
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
I'm in Birmingham, AL.
Living in malarial swampland may not be a habit of civilized humans, but I don't have any intention to quit it any time soon. I am greatly confused and enraged by that thing you people call "snow."
Suu, you said your grandfather's house was in Dothan, right?
I lived in Trussville for quite a while.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 06:08:32 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
I'm in Birmingham, AL.
Living in malarial swampland may not be a habit of civilized humans, but I don't have any intention to quit it any time soon. I am greatly confused and enraged by that thing you people call "snow."
Suu, you said your grandfather's house was in Dothan, right?
I lived in Trussville for quite a while.
Have you checked with any friends/acquaintances still in the area? I'm not sure how far in that direction the tornado went, but north Birmingham is where it touched ground.
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:33:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 06:08:32 PM
Quote from: Vartox on April 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM
I'm in Birmingham, AL.
Living in malarial swampland may not be a habit of civilized humans, but I don't have any intention to quit it any time soon. I am greatly confused and enraged by that thing you people call "snow."
Suu, you said your grandfather's house was in Dothan, right?
I lived in Trussville for quite a while.
Have you checked with any friends/acquaintances still in the area? I'm not sure how far in that direction the tornado went, but north Birmingham is where it touched ground.
Not for about 20 years.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
On a "how civilized are you?" scale of 1-10, with "1" being Congress and "10" being one of Arthur C. Clarke's utopian fantasy societies, I am a 17.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
On a "how civilized are you?" scale of 1-10, with "1" being Congress and "10" being one of Arthur C. Clarke's utopian fantasy societies, I am a 17.
I, on the other hand, am somewhere between "Roseanne Barr" and "Larry the Cable Guy".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
On a "how civilized are you?" scale of 1-10, with "1" being Congress and "10" being one of Arthur C. Clarke's utopian fantasy societies, I am a 17.
I, on the other hand, am somewhere between "Roseanne Barr" and "Larry the Cable Guy".
:lulz:
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
Hey, ECH: This guy is like having Requia on crack. It's fucking amazing.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
Hey, ECH: This guy is like having Requia on crack. It's fucking amazing.
Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
Hey, ECH: This guy is like having Requia on crack. It's fucking amazing.
Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.
:lulz:
Charley is our very own Rich Little.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
Hey, ECH: This guy is like having Requia on crack. It's fucking amazing.
Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.
Have I mentioned lately that I want to buy you beer, Charley?
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here? This might all work out in the end...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here? This might all work out in the end...
Maybe... Jury's still out. Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here? This might all work out in the end...
Maybe... Jury's still out. Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.
This is my guess.
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here? This might all work out in the end...
Maybe... Jury's still out. Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.
STOP JERKING YOUR "KNEE, LUNA. THIS SI A FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM!!! OMG IM GONNA TELL ECH ON YUO!
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:45:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 28, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
Do I smell a bit of self-parody, here? This might all work out in the end...
Maybe... Jury's still out. Could be knee-jerk pedantry, too.
STOP JERKING YOUR "KNEE, LUNA. THIS SI A FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM!!! OMG IM GONNA TELL ECH ON YUO!
Think he'll jerk it for me if I ask nicely?
Tornadoes in NJ and NY.
Who the fuck authorized this?
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Tornadoes in NJ and NY.
Who the fuck authorized this?
:wave:
Gotten calls from Texas all day asking for some of the rain and cursing our luck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:51:04 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Tornadoes in NJ and NY.
Who the fuck authorized this?
:wave:
:crankey:
Did the requirements for a satisfactory sacrificial tribute change or something? I didn't get the memo.
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 08:55:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:51:04 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Tornadoes in NJ and NY.
Who the fuck authorized this?
:wave:
:crankey:
Did the requirements for a satisfactory sacrificial tribute change or something? I didn't get the memo.
No, I've just had it with America's shit, and I'm going to kill us all.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:30:49 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 08:30:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:22:27 PMI am a shining paragon of civilized behavior.
"Civilized" is a relative term, so compared to what... other humans?
Laughable.
Umm, no it's not. "Civilized" is a well-defined term that is not at all relative to anything.
It is well defined to include the notion that a society, culture, or set of values is advanced. How can something be "advanced" without making a relative comparison to something else?
Hey, ECH: This guy is like having Requia on crack. It's fucking amazing.
Nonsense. It is merely a matter of using the proper equation to produce the desired results that will completely support the argument currently underway. I don't expect you to understand it with your obvious inferiority complex and caveman mentality, but let me advise you that I know more about the subject matter than you or anyone else. I honestly don't even understand why we are having this discussion when even the smallest shred of higher intelligence would obviously prove that I am correct.
:lulz:
Charley is our very own Rich Little.
Always happy to be of service.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 08:55:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:51:04 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 08:49:28 PM
Tornadoes in NJ and NY.
Who the fuck authorized this?
:wave:
:crankey:
Did the requirements for a satisfactory sacrificial tribute change or something? I didn't get the memo.
No, I've just had it with America's shit, and I'm going to kill us all.
Can ya work North slowly? I got a couple things I want to do before I kick off.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
YEAH, DOGS COULD INVENT ELeCTRICITY IF GOD WEREN'T SO RACIST AND DIDN'T GIVE THEM ThUMbS@
No one invented electricity, it is a naturally occurring phenomenon.
This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.
Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.
Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.
Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.
Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.
Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.
Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.
Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.
Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.
Don't forget about electrocuting elephants. No discussion about AC versus DC is complete without an electrocuted elephant.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.
Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.
Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.
Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.
Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.
Don't forget about electrocuting elephants. No discussion about AC versus DC is complete without an electrocuted elephant.
Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley? He never did anything to you.
You really are a first-rate asshole. Not in the good way, either.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 09:10:45 PM
This is quite true, however the usage of electricity was raised to a higher level other than starting random fires and electrocuting things. This was not a natural occurring event but instead is credited to Benjamin Franklin who reportedly was able to actually collect lightening via the intelligent use of such primitive materials such as a kite and a brass key, consumating the experiment in a glass jar.
This, according to all reports was the precursor to modern lighting which replaced gas lighting in the city streets. As a natural extension other inventions were created which were also intended to capture the power of electricity.
Then we will need to move from the basic DC voltage which is lightening over to the advent of AC current. AC current is wave modulation of the sinusodial wave created by artificially creating electricity, which as we all know can be created by various means, among the original of which was water driven turbines.
Originally there was a much heated debate over whether to use DC or AC current with AC winning by a slim margin, unfortunately. If DC had been used then a DC generator could have been placed in the home or business and devices would have been able to operate without wiring, however, the static electricity that was generated as a side effect of the DC generators was undesirable.
Based on this AC was proclaimed the winner and thus began the electrical age. Turn of the century pictures can show the primitive nature of originally running main power wiring to buildings and homes. Today, many newer residential communities have underground wiring. Due to the restrictive cost of underground wiring our high voltage wiring still remains above ground carried by steel towers over 100 feet above the ground.
Less than asthetic wiring is still predominate in almost all cities, again due to the higher cost of underground wiring.
Don't forget about electrocuting elephants. No discussion about AC versus DC is complete without an electrocuted elephant.
Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley? He never did anything to you.
You really are a first-rate asshole. Not in the good way, either.
I didn't understand why he did that either. :(
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley? He never did anything to you.
You really are a first-rate asshole. Not in the good way, either.
What?
What is the problem now?
What are you talking about?
What about my comment was "being a dick?"
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 09:25:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley? He never did anything to you.
You really are a first-rate asshole. Not in the good way, either.
What?
What is the problem now?
What are you talking about?
What about my comment was "being a dick?"
I see how it is. You spot a nice guy like Charley, who never has a bad word for anyone, and trash his shit.
You're a fucking creep.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 09:24:57 PM
I didn't understand why he did that either. :(
Some people are just basically rotten.
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 09:25:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley? He never did anything to you.
You really are a first-rate asshole. Not in the good way, either.
What?
What is the problem now?
What are you talking about?
What about my comment was "being a dick?"
I bring perfectly legitimate information to the conversation and you talk about elephants? I was an electrician after all.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 09:27:54 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 09:25:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 09:23:42 PM
Dude, why do you have to be a dick to Charley? He never did anything to you.
You really are a first-rate asshole. Not in the good way, either.
What?
What is the problem now?
What are you talking about?
What about my comment was "being a dick?"
I bring perfectly legitimate information to the conversation and you talk about elephants? I was an electrician after all.
I was being legit.
Edison electrocuted an elephant named Topsy to discredit Westinghouse's claim that DC was no more dangerous than AC and get the public debate about AC versus DC on his side.
No joke.
There's video of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBU3aYsf0Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkBU3aYsf0Q)
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 09:29:44 PM
I was being legit.
No, you were being a threadjacking shitstain.
Knock it off, sallies. You're talking about electricity, the guy introduced a legitimate (and fairly interesting and weird) point about the topic.
Maybe save it for the noob that's actually being a shitneck?
I interrupt this shitstaining to announce that the Suu family has not currently accounted for all family in Alabama at the moment.
Thank you.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 10:28:06 PM
Knock it off, sallies. You're talking about electricity, the guy introduced a legitimate (and fairly interesting and weird) point about the topic.
Maybe save it for the noob that's actually being a shitneck?
I will remember this post in a few days. :)
Oh, I know you'll probably be proved right in the end. It was just my idealrhoids flaring up.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 28, 2011, 10:28:06 PM
Knock it off, sallies. You're talking about electricity, the guy introduced a legitimate (and fairly interesting and weird) point about the topic.
Maybe save it for the noob that's actually being a shitneck?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26294.msg1038997;boardseen#new
All will be explained at the link above.
It's not that I'm pissed or anything, it's just that I found someone who likes to play as rough as I do. Now, I realize that I am both the Rain God and The God of Default Bad Guy, but in this case, I think I'm actually justified. He pooped on my thread because he didn't get the attention he felt he deserved in someone else's thread, and we discussed it in the thread linked above. He and I have agreed to shit all over each other non-stop, and I think people should be more sensitive to our mutual insensitivity.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 28, 2011, 11:43:57 PM
I interrupt this shitstaining to announce that the Suu family has not currently accounted for all family in Alabama at the moment.
Thank you.
Where in the state do you have family, and how have you been trying to contact them? It is probable that they're just without power at the moment. I hope for the best.
They're fine. Everything hit north of them, but communications are still wonky.