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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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The Motley Cow
Date registered:
October 01, 2002, 07:22:51 AM
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April 27, 2024, 12:56:41 PM
Last active:
January 05, 2005, 06:29:32 PM
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"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."