I have attempted three (3) times to post the next installment of the 5 parter, and each time the fucking board has timed out. It takes about 3 fucking minutes to load a page.
No other site is doing this to me. I'm out til tomorrow. I am so pissed off I can hardly type.
:(
This site seems plenty fast to me...
It's usually fast on my end as well, but every now and then, it takes about 3 minutes to reload.
And that makes me sad.
Haven't had an issue at all here. :(
Load is fine this evening. what error is it saying, if it is internal server error it's my end. If it says connection timed out or connection reset it's your end.
After posting in this thread this site was unreachable for about 5 minutes...
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 10:40:43 PM
After posting in this thread this site was unreachable for about 5 minutes...
That happened for me, too, only without posting in this thread.
What the fuck, I'm on the other end of the world and I'm having no problems, I wonder could it be a dns issue, I'll have a look and see if I can find anything.
I got the Internet Explorer cannot display webpage thing a few times today, but we have been having server issues, so I figured it was me.
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2011, 11:01:07 PM
I got the Internet Explorer cannot display webpage thing a few times today, but we have been having server issues, so I figured it was me.
No, it's firefox too.
Lame. I can't find anything wrong. And the board is running smoothly for me.
I've got to go to sleep, I'll see if I can find anything in the morning.
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 11:01:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2011, 11:01:07 PM
I got the Internet Explorer cannot display webpage thing a few times today, but we have been having server issues, so I figured it was me.
No, it's firefox too.
Well I use Chrome so I think we got a Hat Trick!
Quote from: easy-e on December 01, 2011, 11:16:41 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 01, 2011, 11:01:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 01, 2011, 11:01:07 PM
I got the Internet Explorer cannot display webpage thing a few times today, but we have been having server issues, so I figured it was me.
No, it's firefox too.
Well I use Chrome so I think we got a Hat Trick!
It's apparently an internet thing. There's a shitload of slowdown in certain areas.
THE TUBES ARE CLOGGED.
Quote from: Faust on December 01, 2011, 10:52:19 PM
What the fuck, I'm on the other end of the world and I'm having no problems, I wonder could it be a dns issue, I'll have a look and see if I can find anything.
People using Opera can maybe check this for us on the other end of the ocean. If you got the status bar enabled (menu > toolbars > status bar), loading a webpage always goes like "connecting to remote host", "sending request" and then "completed request". And sometimes "receiving data" somewhere in between.
If it hangs/lags on "connecting", it's either DNS, the whole server is down or your connection is screwy.
If it hangs/lags on "sending request", it's the server being slow.
If it hangs/lags on "receiving data", it's your connection being slow or screwy.
...or alternatively, someone call Roto Rooter and enemize the interbutts.
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know. It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if that makes any difference.
I'm using chrome, and my mobile phone as a modem, and I've got no problems. Opens a new tab in less than a second.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know. It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if that makes any difference.
Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.
Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.
Using Internet Explorer is like driving a Clockwork car. (A constant wind up)
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2011, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know. It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if that makes any difference.
Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.
Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.
So what you're saying is, computers are utter bastards?
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 10, 2011, 04:56:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2011, 11:04:14 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 02, 2011, 06:46:27 PM
The message I'm seeing in the lower left corner (on IE... I know, I know. It's what my job uses) says "Waiting for principiadiscordia.com", if that makes any difference.
Waiting just means it's waiting. Not connecting, sending or receiving, just waiting. IE likes to do that, just to piss people off. Don't yell or curse, Windows' speech-to-text capabilities detect that and it just encourages it. My suggestion is to play some minesweeper until it's bored or gives up. Another trick is to not touch the keyboard and mouse for a couple of seconds, so it thinks you've gotten up from the computer and are going to get some coffee or something. It usually starts loading at the moment you'd otherwise reach the door.
Trust me, I got a Bachelor in Computer Science.
So what you're saying is, computers are utter bastards?
And I spent many years in university studying on how to program them to be that way.
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.
On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.
Quote from: DECI4 on December 11, 2011, 09:28:27 AM
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.
On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.
Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.
Quote from: Faust on December 11, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 11, 2011, 09:28:27 AM
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.
On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.
Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.
Post reported. Enjoy your ban troll.
Quote from: DECI4 on December 11, 2011, 10:22:38 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 11, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 11, 2011, 09:28:27 AM
Hey, any progress on fixing the bullshit page loading times? I mean, I guess this COULD be the only forum on the internet too ADVANCED for my computer, if that is the case just let me know and I'll withdraw my criticism.
On the other hand, I now understand why you are so desperate to post on other forums.
Oh yeah I forgot about you. Pace yourself, don't work too quickly now.
Post reported. Enjoy your ban troll.
I've had reported posts marked as spam for years.
:lulz:
Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 11, 2011, 11:52:00 AM
Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.
I suppose I had it coming, will I have to turn in my badge and my gun?
Quote from: Faust on December 11, 2011, 12:10:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 11, 2011, 11:52:00 AM
Faust, I think I speak for everyone when I say, we are sick of your shit. Imma PM the Mgt.
I suppose I had it coming, will I have to turn in my badge and my gun?
Where's the fun in that? We were hoping you'd make a break for it. Haven't had a good hunt in AGES.
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