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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AWBf0hbeMU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJdECn1l7NM

He should do a collab with this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ckoS07GR7E (NSFW probably)

I have testicular cancer. The doctors amputate in a week.

SPLENDID!

Did you know many aboriginal cultures had individuals known as "Two-Spirits"?

Losing your testicles, when you're a man, is one of the best things that can happen to you. Without those troublesome appendages (which cause wars, famine, violence, and hatred the world over) you will be much more free to cross into the spirit world.

I recommend, after the surgery, go to a lake or riverbed. Pick up a stick and scratch at your perineum until it is bloody and raw. Then create a salve from local foliage and herbs and place it on your new Womanhood.

Beware of rednecks in pickup trucks.*

Namaste.



*OHSI-was that racist?

But please do remember that mainstream doctors are TEH EVHUL. Amputate them yourself, or get your homeopathic surgeon/witch doctor/quantum crystal energy field therapist of choice to do it.

Dont forget a homeopathic anesthesiologist.

I have testicular cancer. The doctors amputate in a week.

SPLENDID!

Did you know many aboriginal cultures had individuals known as "Two-Spirits"?

Losing your testicles, when you're a man, is one of the best things that can happen to you. Without those troublesome appendages (which cause wars, famine, violence, and hatred the world over) you will be much more free to cross into the spirit world.

I recommend, after the surgery, go to a lake or riverbed. Pick up a stick and scratch at your perineum until it is bloody and raw. Then create a salve from local foliage and herbs and place it on your new Womanhood.

Beware of rednecks in pickup trucks.*

Namaste.



*OHSI-was that racist?

I have testicular cancer. The doctors amputate in a week.

In unrelated news:

http://www.spin.com/articles/andrew-wk-brony-and-hes-speaking-my-little-pony-convention

What would Pinkie Pie do? It's a question only a select few are prepared to answer, but hard-rocker party animal Andrew W.K. will be doing just that when he hosts a panel bearing the same name at September's My Little Pony convention, called Canterlot Gardens, in Ohio. As a self-professed "brony" — or adult male fan of the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, which debuted in 2010 — W.K. says he identifies with the show's Pinkie Pie, an "earth pony" who exudes positivity, loves to play and has been known to throw together one-man bands to save the day.

You're going about this all wrong.

You don't need to capture all of the ants, you just need them to stop coming by your desk. Pluck a few heads off the ants and stick them on toothpicks around your computer. They'll get the message.

At first I thought it was going to be the whole "Britney Spears was brainwashed underneath Disneyland" thing only with Andrew. But instead it seems to be making the argument that Andrew is a character played by multiple actors that doesnt really exist.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeQxBHlgJ4

He addressed these rumors himself.

Oh, and GLITTERSNATCH! I can't find the German Phone Sex file, and the link you provided is broken. Plz halp?

Have no fear my friend.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/5zd0e2

[THEM]

The biggest issue I've seen with people RP'ing Malks is that they miss Malkavian 'madness' is generally something more along the lines of Hannibal Lecter. Malkov, their founder was the childe of Caine that came close to tearing away the veil of reality.

TGRR, for example might make a good Malkavian

I understand what the game was going for in concept.

What you get is superheroes in leather with katanas and Mysterons.

I do not see a problem with this.

I had a lot of fun playing an Alex Jones/Bill Cooper paranoid Malk, who railed against the Camarilla Globalists and praised the Patriot Anarchs. He could tell the future by "the Revelation of the Method", i.e. finding secret codes in Newspapers and Fashion magazines placed there by THEM.

http://www.redpolitica.mx/ruta-electoral/en-lucha-antinarco-buscaremos-resultados-inmediatos-epn

So Peña Nieto, the probably-to-be-president had a chitchat with John McCain about his commitment to fighting the cartels.

What is McCains stance on cartels? Im assuming it has to do with zero-tolerance and keep throwing bodies at the problem.

Here you go,
http://www.mccain.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressOffice.FloorStatements&ContentRecord_id=0c665b65-067d-3321-6b79-0bc006dd1c58&Region_id=&Issue_id=

Tapeworm and the Parasites

Intravenous Gravy Drip

Ironic Band Name

Kings of Brazil

The Naked Nun Squad

Taliban Jimmy and his Burka Burlesque Dancers

["higher-order thinking skills" boldly claiming that, in order to become a higher order thinker, one must first believe absolutely that there are no absolutes!]

The article linked to this:

http://www.eagleforum.org/educate/2001/sept01/socialism.shtml

Marxism and Humanism are the predominant philosophies of America's education establishment, yet every day we send the public schools our most precious gift, our children, to be "educated."

Our schools are filled with sex education, political correctness, environmental extremism, global unity, diversity training (pro-gay indoctrination), and "higher-order thinking skills" boldly claiming that, in order to become a higher order thinker, one must first believe absolutely that there are no absolutes!

THE DISCORDIAN MENACE HAS INFILTRATED OUR SCHOOLS 

1. What is the most shocking thing about the unusually high performance by the fascist
Golden Dawn Party in Greece's recent parliamentary elections?
a. That votes would be wasted on a borderline Neo-Nazi party in the midst of an
economic crisis
b. That a modern European people would ever flirt with fascism again
c. That the shadow of fascism is always claimed to be descending upon America,
yet always only seems to land in Europe

What percentage of Greek law enforcement voted for Golden Dawn again?