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Homeland Security has been producing some odd little videos.

Check out the potential terrorists in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWaPp-8k2p0&feature=plcp

So much paranoia! Not surprised they disabled the comments...

More here: http://www.readyhoustontx.gov/iWatchHouston/videos.html

Make the Call, guys. Terrorists could be anywhere.

As you might already know, I’m a dumb lazy turd with a short attention span. So just tell me - what’s the secret to unlocking the universe? Is there a secret code I can enter into my keyboard that allows me to just win at life already? What’s the answer to love, success, happiness and unlimited POWER?

Is it activating Dolphin Consciousness by masturbating to sigils?

Do I need to sacrifice a virgin to the Dark Lords?

Are there magic crystals in Rhonda Byrne’s vagina I can just buy?

Is it simply the fact that a sucker is born every minute and you can sell anything?

Is the secret that there is no secret?

Do I need to drink the jizz of a Satanic orgy?

Good books, good friends and good acid?

42?

420+69?

Tell me! I needs to know!

[What does discordianism mean to you?]

(might be a good sticky for noobs)
In one sentence - What does discordianism mean to you?

I removed my sentence because it sucked. I lose.