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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: THE QLIPHITISER on January 18, 2018, 07:01:58 AM

Title: Discordian Politics!
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on January 18, 2018, 07:01:58 AM
We have no:

up, left, down, right, forwards, backwards, 360°, 180°, 90°


:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Cramulus on January 24, 2018, 04:23:13 PM
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Bruno on January 24, 2018, 07:10:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 24, 2018, 04:23:13 PM
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

Are they pro-trump for the usual pro-Trump reasons, or for the usual Discordian reasons i.e. Moar Kaos and/or lulz?

I guess it could be both.

It's both isn't it?
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Cain on January 24, 2018, 07:26:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 24, 2018, 04:23:13 PM
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

"we only accept the worship of the goddess of chaos in our ethnically pure and homogenous authoritarian state"
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 25, 2018, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 24, 2018, 04:23:13 PM
Sad Fact:
there are a ton of alt-right pro-trump discordians



are they doing it wrong?

Not really.  Trump is in fact the very face of chaos.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 25, 2018, 05:20:34 PM
I mean, they're humaning wrong. Who's to say if they're Discoing wrong?
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 20, 2018, 03:32:35 AM
The alt-right Discordians are an abomination. I'm not sure if that matters, but an Abomination they are none the less. The whole Cult of Kek thing really burns my grits. That God is not just about chaos but about all the bad parts of chaos and none of the good. More power to them if they want to put a little frog on their window or something, but most of them have no idea what that symbol really means.

Look at me having a little theology in my politics. Heh. Hail Eris!
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Faust on February 20, 2018, 08:51:44 AM
They tend to be malleable and following persona's, their current childlike emperor could be abandoned if he stopped delivering sensationalism and I strongly suspect when he croaks in office Pence wont have the same veneration because he is boring, the logical heir apparent would be Vermin Supreme.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on February 21, 2018, 02:30:33 AM
Rotational Schizophrenic Politics is the best!:
one second the politician is conservative, then they're progressive, then they're alt-left, then they're libertarian, then they're Marxist, then they're communist, then they're full alt-right, then they're fundamentalist  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2018, 03:52:58 AM
Being all things to all men in practice is lulzy.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 21, 2018, 08:51:29 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/election-held-replace-kentucky-lawmaker-killed-self-221346017.html

A glimpse of things to come .. I hope
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves? 
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Pergamos on February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on February 26, 2018, 12:06:43 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2018, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 26, 2018, 12:06:43 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on March 01, 2018, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2018, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 26, 2018, 12:06:43 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2018, 11:56:53 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 01, 2018, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2018, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 26, 2018, 12:06:43 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?

I was so wrong about the first time around (before December of 2015) that I don't even want to guess yet.
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 02, 2018, 02:00:33 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on March 01, 2018, 12:45:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2018, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 26, 2018, 12:06:43 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 25, 2018, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 22, 2018, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on February 22, 2018, 06:41:57 AM
You hope more molestors off themselves?

:oops:

No I just meant the election results sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Can't say as I'd mind personally.  I am glad to see Republicans being voted out.

I think the swing this year is going to be pretty severe. The sheer outrage over the shit they're pulling is just incredible. Of course that means a deadlocked government and Trump blaming the congress. Guess we'll see.

Optimist.   :lulz:

The GOP will GAIN seats, because the dems can't be arsed with midterm elections.  And our children will drink filthy water for the entirety of their short, brutish lives.

Okay I'm not going to argue with a certifiable prophet. I'm just going to get ready to grab my ankles.

Do you think Trump will see a second term assuming he doesn't die?

That's really up to Vladimir Putin, isn't it?
Title: Re: Discordian Politics!
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on March 07, 2018, 09:01:13 AM
Personally I always vote for the Democrats even though I hate them with a burning passion. As a person with an inherited disability view them as literally my mortal enemy; if modern prenatal testing had existed tgirty years ago I might not be here. I vote for them only because the Republicans are worse; the goal of the Republican party is essentially to bring about the end of civilization and plunge us back into the dark ages (except with the Catholic Church replaced by a bunch of denominations founded by people who were kicked out of the Church of England for acting crazy)
EDIT;
Or else, equally disturbingly, to bring about the end of civilization and plunge us back into the 1950's