I'll go unblock you.
I can't promise you can keep my interest, but I will, for as long as it takes me to not forget this is here, respond to your embarrassing obsession.
What did you want to say to me?
Kaylera,
Nothing I haven't already said last week. I can recap it for you.
1. You are a gas-lighting piece of human-shaped filth.
2. I have had you blocked on FB for close to 4 years now, I am unsure how you get "obsessed." I hate your guts, and if you show up here, I'm gonna have fun with it, but I feel the same way about Hugh and Eldora and RWHN, so that's hardly an obsession. That you took it as obsession is just another example of your insane level of narcissism.
3. I heard, probably from the same person that brought this on, that things didn't work out with Alty. While hardly surprising, given that both of you are toxic as fuck, I can't say there's no schadenfreude going on over here. I cracked a bit of a grin, not even gonna lie. An uncharitable person might even say there was some snickering.
4. With your return to the board, I imagine we'll have more "justice" honeypot threads, and imagine you will even find suckers will line up for your abuse. I look forward to it, because as much as I hate your abusive ass, I have no sympathy for people who knowingly jam their arms in a hornets nest. I am reasonably sure you can damage a few of them significantly. It's all you're good for, it's all you do. Especially when you've been day-drinking.
And that's about it, for old business.
Now, I do have to say that watching you call anyone "predatory" is Trump-level hilarity. McConnell-level, even.
The funniest thing about this is that, given your exalted status as the "tofu girlfriend" who changes her entire worldview every time you start dating (still laughing about your about-face on hipsters), you of course had to take your dislike for me to another level when you started dating that runt. The screamingly funny thing is Alty hated me because Charley expected it. Charley expected it because Charley hated me, because I wouldn't agree that you were a "slut" during his second-to-last PD meltdown.
That's kind of why I was hoping, back in December of 2015, that you'd marry the prick...The smoking crater would have been far more entertaining. I mean, given that I hate you like you were Richard Spencer's personal fart sucker. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to have worked out. But you can't have everything, can you?
In any case, this whole thing is "probably all in your head." That IS how you phrase that, right?
In closing, I wish you only the best, by which I mean, "Die in a fire" or perhaps "contract something lingering."
Your pal,
Roger
Hi Mr. Nigel! New guy here.
From reading your old posts here, you strike me as an intelligent, well-educated person. However, my observation of Roger has led me to believe that, although he is totally a "disproportionate response" kind of person, he's also not the type to attack without a good reason.
Right now, I only have his side of the story. So, what's your side? You seem to be taking the stance of the aggrieved party, but without making any reference to the facts of The Incident. So, what are the facts?
This whole matter is, of course, none of my business, and I am motivated by little more than curiosity, but the only reason you would start a thread like this on a public forum (as opposed to discussing it over PM) is because you want an audience.
Yours,
The Peanut Gallery (seat 18 row W)
oh boy, CNO, you are in for a tale. I'll let these two tell it tho. * grabs a poncho, sits in the splash zone*
:drama1:
i fuck off from lurking for a few years and miss quite a bit, apparently.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 31, 2019, 02:30:23 PM
Hi Mr. Nigel! New guy here.
Mrs. ***
Discordia is not nice at all.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 02, 2019, 06:02:46 PM
Discordia is not nice at all.
Nah, Discordia is just fine, its people that are for shit.
Quote from: MMIX on June 02, 2019, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 02, 2019, 06:02:46 PM
Discordia is not nice at all.
Nah, Discordia is just fine, its people that are for shit.
Pepperidge farm remembers
:notnice:
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 02, 2019, 06:12:45 AM
oh boy, CNO, you are in for a tale. I'll let these two tell it tho. * grabs a poncho, sits in the splash zone*
Perhaps, but the most likely outcome is that nothing (or, nothing substantive) will be said, and all of this popcorn will just go to
waist.
Quote from: Da6s on June 02, 2019, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 31, 2019, 02:30:23 PM
Hi Mr. Nigel! New guy here.
Mrs. ***
I was aware of her gender, but her current forum name being "Mesozoic Mister Nigel", I judged "Mr." to be the appropriate appellation.
Quote from: rong on June 02, 2019, 08:30:34 PM
Quote from: MMIX on June 02, 2019, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 02, 2019, 06:02:46 PM
Discordia is not nice at all.
Nah, Discordia is just fine, its people that are for shit.
Pepperidge farm remembers
:notnice:
Yep, if in doubt play the old in-joke card. That's bound to move us along
Quote from: MMIX on June 03, 2019, 12:32:58 AM
Quote from: rong on June 02, 2019, 08:30:34 PM
Quote from: MMIX on June 02, 2019, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 02, 2019, 06:02:46 PM
Discordia is not nice at all.
Nah, Discordia is just fine, its people that are for shit.
Pepperidge farm remembers
:notnice:
Yep, if in doubt play the old in-joke card. That's bound to move us along
Well then. Stop.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 02, 2019, 10:23:20 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 02, 2019, 06:12:45 AM
oh boy, CNO, you are in for a tale. I'll let these two tell it tho. * grabs a poncho, sits in the splash zone*
Perhaps, but the most likely outcome is that nothing (or, nothing substantive) will be said, and all of this popcorn will just go to waist.
Quote from: Da6s on June 02, 2019, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 31, 2019, 02:30:23 PM
Hi Mr. Nigel! New guy here.
Mrs. ***
I was aware of her gender, but her current forum name being "Mesozoic Mister Nigel", I judged "Mr." to be the appropriate appellation.
I'd fill you in, but I am obviously biased on this particular matter. :lulz:
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 02, 2019, 06:02:46 PM
Discordia is not nice at all.
Well, if you're going to complain about every little thing... :lulz:
CNO, drag your eyeballs along this thread for a while.
https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38161.0.html
But here is where the real fun happened.
https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,37633.msg1388726.html#msg1388726
What's amazing about the whole thing is, she spent a lot of time saying that a candidate can and should be judged by their fans. And now I am told she's all in for Yang, who has had more personal donations from the Gavin Mcinnes crowd than everyone else.
The irony is almost as hilarious as the mind-numbing level of hypocrisy.
But, you know, I *am* holding back the best poop in case she decides to revisit this thread. Been saving it for years for an occasion just like this.
I'm kind of upset that my highly relevant and accurate post in the first went totally unheeded. EOC is now one of the top 3 threats to global stability.
For shame. All of you. For. Fucking. Shame.
Probably better than we deserve
In any case, I still don't think she has taken the time to think this through. The old, pre-shat-on Hamish let a lot of things go by because, yanno, "friend needing a little slack." But NOW, when my aged and vile brain finally caught on that the abuse wasn't sporadic, but rather calculated, then hold the motherfucking phone. The tone of her OP seems to wish to intimidate via "exposing my lies," which is perfect reasonable if you hadn't read the very first two MSY issues.
Problem is, I have nothing to lose OR gain here. I don't care what she has to say. I am disinterested in reading it (let alone defending against it). I am here merely to be a conduit for malice; In fact, I am not even noticing the usual gin-fueled nastiness up in the thread title, really. I am more focused on the hilarity that I managed to trip across while helping prove her dad's service when some reporter decided to to a "stolen valor" moment on the old man. Funny thing is, her dad was totally legit. The reporter did not know enough about the army to see what was right and what was perceived to be wrong with his paperwork. So the old man didn't do anything wrong; Kalera did, though.
Summarize: There was nothing at all wrong with his paperwork, but while digging, at her request, I found something REALLY interesting, related to her MO on this board. I kept it under wraps, because I was under the delusion that we were friends.
It's even worse than it sounds. But, dear CNO, I am holding that in abeyance until such time as the maximum lulz can be extracted through that bullshit...Whatever, whenever that time may be. I am not saying "behave or else," on account of when the time is right, the stuff gets to be funny for *everyone* no matter how she or I have behaved.
It's worth noting that the info IS about her, but came up as a result of looking at those records. And there is nothing in this world that will keep me from vomiting on this board...It's just that it will be at a time and place of my choosing, in memory of how she regularly shat on me for any reason or no reason at all.
And let me tell you, CNO, I am more or less champing at the bit to heave that shit out there.
This is obviously not my place to say shit like this, but neither any of you or I have ever been actual friends, so fuck it.
Roger, Nigel - this is fucking retarded. How the fuck old are either of you?
If you wanted nothing to do with each other, you'd have nothing to do with each other. You wouldn't be trying to bring old shit back to an Internet forum years after you ended it. Nobody here cares about your relationship apart from wanting both of you to be okay. You both have friends here and these people like you and are here for you if you ever need it.
I'm not going to be Mallrats about this and tell you that YOU'RE BOTH RETARDED FOR EACH OTHER, but do everyone a favor and find a way to make up as friends or disengage. Completely.
I mean this with as much love to both of you as I have, and I know neither of you think I have much. I do. Ultimately, we're all in this dumb shit we call life together. Make it the best we can make it.
Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on June 03, 2019, 08:06:01 AM
This is obviously not my place to say shit like this, but neither any of you or I have ever been actual friends, so fuck it.
Roger, Nigel - this is fucking retarded. How the fuck old are either of you?
If you wanted nothing to do with each other, you'd have nothing to do with each other. You wouldn't be trying to bring old shit back to an Internet forum years after you ended it. Nobody here cares about your relationship apart from wanting both of you to be okay. You both have friends here and these people like you and are here for you if you ever need it.
I'm not going to be Mallrats about this and tell you that YOU'RE BOTH RETARDED FOR EACH OTHER, but do everyone a favor and find a way to make up as friends or disengage. Completely.
I mean this with as much love to both of you as I have, and I know neither of you think I have much. I do. Ultimately, we're all in this dumb shit we call life together. Make it the best we can make it.
Could you make a pigeon comicstrip about the whole ordeal instead of meddling on other people's business?
And for the record, i think its unfortunate that things turned out this way, but i guess both of you have your reasons.
Also like, if people dont know the full story they should just stay out of it, neither egging them on nor trying to reconcile them.
Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on June 03, 2019, 08:06:01 AM
Roger, Nigel - this is fucking retarded. How the fuck old are either of you?
What does age have to do with a proper hate?
QuoteIf you wanted nothing to do with each other, you'd have nothing to do with each other. You wouldn't be trying to bring old shit back to an Internet forum years after you ended it.
Hey, she and I haven't spoken in three and a half years, and I was perfectly happy with that. With any luck at all, it will be another three and a half years before it happens again.
This isn't a rom-com, dude. She wanted me to hate her, she took a great deal of time and effort to make it happen, and who the fuck am I to not deliver? We're enemies. Only that, and nothing more.
That being said, both you and Johnny are correct about your post. It isn't your place to try to counsel us.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2019, 06:37:04 AM
I'm kind of upset that my highly relevant and accurate post in the first went totally unheeded. EOC is now one of the top 3 threats to global stability.
For shame. All of you. For. Fucking. Shame.
EOC is just doin' what we hired him to do. Stop your fake news.
Howl,
BURNING MY HOUSE DOWN TO PWN TEH LIBS
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2019, 04:26:19 AM
But, you know, I *am* holding back the best poop in case she decides to revisit this thread. Been saving it for years for an occasion just like this.
all joking aside, i sincerely admire your ability to hold a grudge.
Quote from: rong on June 03, 2019, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2019, 04:26:19 AM
But, you know, I *am* holding back the best poop in case she decides to revisit this thread. Been saving it for years for an occasion just like this.
all joking aside, i sincerely admire your ability to hold a grudge.
Grudges keep me warm on cold desert nights.
If I seem angry longer than a few weeks, it's probably not anger but hatred...And there is probably a good reason for that. In this case, there certainly is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2019, 03:25:00 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2019, 06:37:04 AM
I'm kind of upset that my highly relevant and accurate post in the first went totally unheeded. EOC is now one of the top 3 threats to global stability.
For shame. All of you. For. Fucking. Shame.
EOC is just doin' what we hired him to do. Stop your fake news.
Howl,
BURNING MY HOUSE DOWN TO PWN TEH LIBS
Junkie I didn't remember that post but :lulz:
Hey new-ish folks posting in this thread for some god damn reason,
Fly, you fools.
-EoC, nothing if not magnanimous
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 05, 2019, 11:37:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 03, 2019, 03:25:00 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2019, 06:37:04 AM
I'm kind of upset that my highly relevant and accurate post in the first went totally unheeded. EOC is now one of the top 3 threats to global stability.
For shame. All of you. For. Fucking. Shame.
EOC is just doin' what we hired him to do. Stop your fake news.
Howl,
BURNING MY HOUSE DOWN TO PWN TEH LIBS
Junkie I didn't remember that post but :lulz:
Hey new-ish folks posting in this thread for some god damn reason,
Fly, you fools.
-EoC, nothing if not magnanimous
More like "waiting out back with a brick in a bag."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 05, 2019, 11:37:38 PM
Hey new-ish folks posting in this thread for some god damn reason,
Fly, you fools.
If someone tells me not to do something, but doesn't tell me
why, I usually keep doing it. "Because someone said so" isn't very high on my list of reasons for...well...anything.
Besides, if there's a chance of an apocalypse, I want to watch.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 06, 2019, 04:55:02 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 05, 2019, 11:37:38 PM
Hey new-ish folks posting in this thread for some god damn reason,
Fly, you fools.
If someone tells me not to do something, but doesn't tell me why, I usually keep doing it. "Because someone said so" isn't very high on my list of reasons for...well...anything.
Besides, if there's a chance of an apocalypse, I want to watch.
If Nigel comes back, I expect one. I am more than willing to do the "flamethrowers at 10 paces" duel thing.
Huh. It's almost 2 months later and I have just been told that I am being unreasonable here. Apparently, I am required to be kind to someone who shat on me when I was at my lowest, and then started this thread the way she did.
:lulz:
If anyone here thinks I should be playing nice and taking the high road, I don't know what to say to you. I mean, aside from "fuck you," of course.
If you feel that you are unable to speak to me because I was mean to Nigel or because you don't want Nigel to see you talking to me because you don't wish to be the next recipient of her abuse, do not feel the need to to inform me of this in PM (or otherwise). It's not going to end well. Just fuck off and keep kissing that ass.
I still hold my swiss neutrality position and would recommend it as the best attitude for those not directly involved.
And while its sad to see members go at each others throat, on the other hand im also sad that we didnt get a 30 page hateshit thread - we're not "concordians" after all hehe
Quote from: The Johnny on July 26, 2019, 09:47:12 PM
I still hold my swiss neutrality position and would recommend it as the best attitude for those not directly involved.
And while its sad to see members go at each others throat, on the other hand im also sad that we didnt get a 30 page hateshit thread - we're not "concordians" after all hehe
And that was Johnny speaking God's own truth, folks.
Quote from: The Johnny on July 26, 2019, 09:47:12 PM
I still hold my swiss neutrality position and would recommend it as the best attitude for those not directly involved.
And while its sad to see members go at each others throat, on the other hand im also sad that we didnt get a 30 page hateshit thread - we're not "concordians" after all hehe
I ain't as young as I once was...
:lol: