http://www.quantumtouch.com/index.php
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Not religion, it's science. Just look, it has "quantum" in the name. Must be science
IZ QUANTUM ENTRAINMENT. IZ VIBRATIONALISM.
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:hippie:
I'm quite certain I have heard of this bullshit before but it eludes me. I clicked it and saw "Quantum Healing" and my soul died a little.
:|
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.
My step-mom does Reiki. She's a sweet old thing.
BUT IZ ITZ QUANTUUM?
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:joshua:
Quantum Reiki?
:lulz:
Click the link and tell me that doesn't sound like they're trying to justify "healing energies" using quantum physics.
Sounds perfectly logical to me.
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle clearly states that "we can't be sure"
:troll:
IF I OBZERVEZ YUO, I CHANGEZ YR VIBRASHUNZ!
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:mullet:
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.
Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.
Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.
But they'z using ancient methods :argh!:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.
Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.
But they'z using ancient methods :argh!:
Yeah, hence the Republican possibility ;-)
:facepalm:
I can't say I'm surprised, but dammit! quantum doesn't mean magic.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C Clarke
Scientific theory =/= technology.
"Any sufficiently advanced/or strange scientific theory is indistinguishable from magic."
Um... only to stupid people.
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.
:potd:
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as New Age mumbo-jumbo.
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.
:mittens: :potd: I need this on a teeshirt
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as New Age mumbo-jumbo.
:potd:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Sounds perfectly logical to me.
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle clearly states that "we can't be sure"
:troll:
(from a Futurama movie)
Deepak Choprah showed us that Quantum Mechanics means that anything can happen, at any time, for no particular reason at all.
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Click the link and tell me that doesn't sound like they're trying to justify "healing energies" using quantum physics.
I don't know whether to laugh or hide.... :lulz:
You're right. It IS Quantum Reiki!
I am a Quantum Asshat. :)
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as New Age mumbo-jumbo.
MODERN CIVILIZATION ORVER.
FOMENTOR WINS.
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science :?
wow this is better than scientology you even get to feel up jennifer aniston in 'quantum touch mode' as represented by this pick from the site
(http://www.quantumtouch.com/images/qthandson_sm.jpg)
I AM FUCKING IN. Where do I sign up . Is there a place on the application where you can sign up for the Jennifer Anniston feeling up job? Is Jennifer Love Hewitt a member?
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.
Which still makes it bullshit.
Quote from: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.
Which still makes it bullshit.
Hey, fuck you, Anakin Skywalker was a Reiki-master.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 17, 2009, 10:48:27 AM
Quote from: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.
Which still makes it bullshit.
Hey, fuck you, Anakin Skywalker was a Reiki-master.
If by Reiki you mean Jedi and by Master you mean failure then sure.
come on, you can do better than that ...
Quote from: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.
Which still makes it bullshit.
Hey, fuck you, Anakin Skywalker was a pretty cool Reiki-master and wouldn't afraid of anybody.
:lulz:
http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/science_books/psychology_behavior/0980941571.html
QuoteQuantum Buddhism aims at providing a set of tools to develop a scientific-spiritual approach to the world, unburdened by traditional cultural and dogmatic weight, where development of the self prevails to become a conscious scientific instrument. Along reading this book, you will learn a good basis of theory and application of this technique on transcending the human senses to perceive reality.
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/science_books/psychology_behavior/0980941571.html
QuoteQuantum Buddhism aims at providing a set of tools to develop a scientific-spiritual approach to the world, unburdened by traditional cultural and dogmatic weight, where development of the self prevails to become a conscious scientific instrument. Along reading this book, you will learn a good basis of theory and application of this technique on transcending the human senses to perceive reality.
i want to perceive reality with something other than my human senses :transmet:
Quote from: fomenter on May 03, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/science_books/psychology_behavior/0980941571.html
QuoteQuantum Buddhism aims at providing a set of tools to develop a scientific-spiritual approach to the world, unburdened by traditional cultural and dogmatic weight, where development of the self prevails to become a conscious scientific instrument. Along reading this book, you will learn a good basis of theory and application of this technique on transcending the human senses to perceive reality.
i want to perceive reality with something other than my human senses :transmet:
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Quote from: Vene on January 16, 2009, 06:59:09 PM
:facepalm:
I can't say I'm surprised, but dammit! quantum doesn't mean magic.
Yes, it does.
:crankey:
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:42:34 PM
:crankey:
Welcome to the Future™, LMNO. You, too, can profit from the superstitious masses.
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Fuck the masses. Cash in like Don Ho.
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1666#comic
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Someone must have done the double slit experiment :D
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Someone must have done the double slit experiment :D
:spittake:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Someone must have done the double slit experiment :D
:lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Someone must have done the double slit experiment :D
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Fuck the masses. Cash in like Don Ho.
TINY BUBBLES...IN THA WINE...MAKES ME HAPPY...ALL THE TIME.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it. I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Someone must have done the double slit experiment :D
:fap:
You know the thread is over when you get five posts of emoticon praise.
Beautifully done, P3nt.