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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cain on January 16, 2009, 11:48:54 AM

Title: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Cain on January 16, 2009, 11:48:54 AM
http://www.quantumtouch.com/index.php

:?
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
Not religion, it's science. Just look, it has "quantum" in the name. Must be science

Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:09:22 PM
IZ QUANTUM ENTRAINMENT.  IZ VIBRATIONALISM.
   \
:hippie:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: rosenstock on January 16, 2009, 01:27:15 PM
I'm quite certain I have heard of this bullshit before but it eludes me. I clicked it and saw "Quantum Healing" and my soul died a little.
:|
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 16, 2009, 03:56:26 PM
My step-mom does Reiki. She's a sweet old thing.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
BUT IZ ITZ QUANTUUM?
  \
:joshua:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 16, 2009, 04:38:50 PM
Quantum Reiki?

:lulz:



Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Click the link and tell me that doesn't sound like they're trying to justify "healing energies" using quantum physics.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle clearly states that "we can't be sure"

:troll:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 04:46:36 PM
IF I OBZERVEZ YUO, I CHANGEZ YR VIBRASHUNZ!
   \
:mullet:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.

Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.

Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.

But they'z using ancient methods :argh!:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 05:06:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
The problem with that logic is that the eigenstate would collapse into one of 'n' states. We should probably assume that most of the 'n' states that your 'energy vibrations etc' could exist in... are probably not the best states for your health.

Thus, if you let these people work on you... they can't guarantee that you won't turn into a frog, rutabaga or Republican.

But they'z using ancient methods :argh!:

Yeah, hence the Republican possibility ;-)
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Vene on January 16, 2009, 06:59:09 PM
 :facepalm:
I can't say I'm surprised, but dammit! quantum doesn't mean magic.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 07:00:26 PM
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C Clarke
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 07:03:22 PM
Scientific theory =/= technology.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
"Any sufficiently advanced/or strange scientific theory is indistinguishable from magic."
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 07:04:45 PM
Um... only to stupid people.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.


:potd:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as  New Age mumbo-jumbo.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 07:17:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 16, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is indistinguishable from New Age scam artist mumbo-jumbo.

:mittens: :potd: I need this on a teeshirt
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 16, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as  New Age mumbo-jumbo.

:potd:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Triple Zero on January 16, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 16, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Sounds perfectly logical to me.

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle clearly states that "we can't be sure"

:troll:

(from a Futurama movie)

Deepak Choprah showed us that Quantum Mechanics means that anything can happen, at any time, for no particular reason at all.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 16, 2009, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Click the link and tell me that doesn't sound like they're trying to justify "healing energies" using quantum physics.

I don't know whether to laugh or hide....   :lulz:

You're right.  It IS Quantum Reiki!
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2009, 10:56:37 PM
I am a Quantum Asshat.   :)
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2009, 10:57:14 PM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 16, 2009, 07:17:08 PM
Any sufficiently advanced scientific jargon is profitable to repackage and sell as  New Age mumbo-jumbo.

MODERN CIVILIZATION ORVER.

FOMENTOR WINS.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: toolslinger on January 17, 2009, 01:50:18 AM
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science :?
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Subtract Eight! on January 17, 2009, 03:11:05 AM
wow this is better than scientology you even get to feel up jennifer aniston in 'quantum touch mode' as represented by this pick from the site
(http://www.quantumtouch.com/images/qthandson_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: toolslinger on January 17, 2009, 04:27:11 AM
I AM FUCKING IN. Where do I sign up . Is there a place on the application where you can sign up for the Jennifer Anniston feeling up job? Is Jennifer Love Hewitt a member?
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.

Which still makes it bullshit.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Triple Zero on January 17, 2009, 10:48:27 AM
Quote from: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.

Which still makes it bullshit.

Hey, fuck you, Anakin Skywalker was a Reiki-master.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 11:00:44 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 17, 2009, 10:48:27 AM
Quote from: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.

Which still makes it bullshit.

Hey, fuck you, Anakin Skywalker was a Reiki-master.

If by Reiki you mean Jedi and by Master you mean failure then sure.

Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Triple Zero on January 17, 2009, 11:12:29 AM
come on, you can do better than that ...

Quote from: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 16, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
At a quick glance, it seems to be a re-packaged, misunderstood Reiki.

Which still makes it bullshit.

Hey, fuck you, Anakin Skywalker was a pretty cool Reiki-master and wouldn't afraid of anybody.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: rosenstock on January 17, 2009, 12:10:59 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz, Part II
Post by: Cain on May 03, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/science_books/psychology_behavior/0980941571.html

QuoteQuantum Buddhism aims at providing a set of tools to develop a scientific-spiritual approach to the world, unburdened by traditional cultural and dogmatic weight, where development of the self prevails to become a conscious scientific instrument. Along reading this book, you will learn a good basis of theory and application of this technique on transcending the human senses to perceive reality.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz, Part II
Post by: fomenter on May 03, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/science_books/psychology_behavior/0980941571.html

QuoteQuantum Buddhism aims at providing a set of tools to develop a scientific-spiritual approach to the world, unburdened by traditional cultural and dogmatic weight, where development of the self prevails to become a conscious scientific instrument. Along reading this book, you will learn a good basis of theory and application of this technique on transcending the human senses to perceive reality.

i want to perceive reality with something other than my human senses  :transmet:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz, Part II
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 04:27:01 PM
Quote from: fomenter on May 03, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 03, 2009, 02:07:34 PM
http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/science_books/psychology_behavior/0980941571.html

QuoteQuantum Buddhism aims at providing a set of tools to develop a scientific-spiritual approach to the world, unburdened by traditional cultural and dogmatic weight, where development of the self prevails to become a conscious scientific instrument. Along reading this book, you will learn a good basis of theory and application of this technique on transcending the human senses to perceive reality.

i want to perceive reality with something other than my human senses  :transmet:

&TE^^&R&W^R*&{HE COMES*@_&_@&T^$&^%#^%$*(@%)
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
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Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2009, 04:39:55 PM
Quote from: Vene on January 16, 2009, 06:59:09 PM
:facepalm:
I can't say I'm surprised, but dammit! quantum doesn't mean magic.

Yes, it does.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:42:34 PM
:crankey:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2009, 04:44:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:42:34 PM
:crankey:

Welcome to the Future™, LMNO.  You, too, can profit from the superstitious masses.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Fuck the masses.  Cash in like Don Ho.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Template on December 08, 2009, 10:12:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1666#comic
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2009, 12:07:02 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D

:spittake:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 09, 2009, 12:09:51 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D

:lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Kai on December 09, 2009, 12:38:11 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Jenne on December 09, 2009, 12:44:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Fuck the masses.  Cash in like Don Ho.

TINY BUBBLES...IN THA WINE...MAKES ME HAPPY...ALL THE TIME.
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2009, 03:47:26 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D
:fap:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: Telarus on December 09, 2009, 05:41:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 09, 2009, 03:47:26 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2009, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 04:46:03 PM
Fuck it.  I'm gonna go Rule 34 some Quantum Theory.

Someone must have done the double slit experiment  :D
:fap:

:mittens::1fap:
Title: Re: Hey, LMNO! Explain your fucked up religion, plz
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
You know the thread is over when you get five posts of emoticon praise.





Beautifully done, P3nt.