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Poems that don't suck:

 Any good rap
 Poetry My Arse by Brendan Kennelly.
 Any Phillip Larkin with gratuitious profanity.
 Bob Dylan (pre & post born again suckiness...he may still have some mileage left on him)
Howl by Allen Ginsberg - kind of obvious choice I know...bite me.
Vogon poems - how could you not like 'Oh, Freddled gruntbuggly' as an opening line?
 Discordian Haiku


 Poems that suck: Pretty much everything else.

molvania rocks  

the smoke is the same
but the high is different.
shit! lit the wrong end




next up: moose

old borough of bronx
where the streets are paved with dronxs
yo! where's my present?



next: turkey

i was pleased to discover that when i used the word 'stabination' in an e-mail, the spell checker wanted to render it as 'stab nation' which i rather like also.

i'm guessing that the emperorship of 'stab nation' would be hotly contested on this forum?

he doesn't fly straight
best pal of that famous dog
for he is Woodstock



next: the joy of toast

sometimes confusion is the beginning of understanding...


or else you're just fucked.


 what? me worry?

depose ole' saddam!
sounds like a good idea...
decompose iraq



up next: mangrove loses the plot

what about now?

how 'bout everyone join together and rush him with classical, roman senate, et tu brute, caesarian stabination?


then when it goes to trial we'll all blame someone else and probably get let off on account of it being a 'warning stab' that went wrong.

ex-prez slick willy
"now let's bring out the girlfriend...."
jerry! jerry! jerry! yeah!



next up: molly ringwald

is it my turn yet?

the avatar's gone!
wonder what turd will do now?
unsexy cartoon.




next round: the flintstones.

eris is a bitch
shattering the god's punch bowl
solace in hot dogs



next topic: sponge bob square pants

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