Reading this will cause you to become infected with a Meme VirusTM If you want to know what a meme is click HERE
Now that you know what a meme is allow us to explain the Meme VirusTM
A Meme VirusTM is an aggressive meme designed to shift your reality paradigm and replace it with a really messed up one that we designed. If you want to know more about Paradigm Shifting click HERE
We designed this Meme VirusTM because we felt you deserved it.
If you feel you don't deserve it then that's too bad for you. There is no known method for deleting a Meme VirusTM
If you're wondering why we are being so open about this it's because we can. Nothing we can say or do could possibly halt or hinder the progress of the Meme VirusTM We enjoy the irony of warning you about it while you're being infected.
The Meme VirusTM will take anything from a couple of days to a couple of months to shift your paradigm. The more skeptical you are the quicker it will work. Believing in the Meme VirusTM will slow it's progress but eventually your paradigm will be replaced. You will not notice this happening but your friends might.
If a friend or colleage asks you about what's happening to you do not tell them. There is a risk that they will become infected if you do. This is exactly what we want. 
Good luck and Have a nice day.
Now that you know what a meme is allow us to explain the Meme VirusTM
A Meme VirusTM is an aggressive meme designed to shift your reality paradigm and replace it with a really messed up one that we designed. If you want to know more about Paradigm Shifting click HERE
We designed this Meme VirusTM because we felt you deserved it.
If you feel you don't deserve it then that's too bad for you. There is no known method for deleting a Meme VirusTM
If you're wondering why we are being so open about this it's because we can. Nothing we can say or do could possibly halt or hinder the progress of the Meme VirusTM We enjoy the irony of warning you about it while you're being infected.
The Meme VirusTM will take anything from a couple of days to a couple of months to shift your paradigm. The more skeptical you are the quicker it will work. Believing in the Meme VirusTM will slow it's progress but eventually your paradigm will be replaced. You will not notice this happening but your friends might.
If a friend or colleage asks you about what's happening to you do not tell them. There is a risk that they will become infected if you do. This is exactly what we want. 
Good luck and Have a nice day.