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At least I'm not bacon, yeah? Did you know pigs don't sweat?

NOOO, not the barrel, for real, someone else post because I don't want to find out what the "barrel" is.

Wait, are people actually going to get what they deserve for once?

Gawd, this is what I get for stream of consciousness typing, I deserved it though.

EDIT: Someone else post some unreasonable shit so I don't feel quite as bad for being an utter shit-stain.

Yeah, yeah, I caught that, I'm a male too and I don't think you can actually un-gay a dude.

EDIT: I'm sure it isn't possible, I've had bosses who grew up in the church, went to those straight camps, had like seven or eight children, and, newp, dude is gay. That's just how it is.

This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.

Wow, meant to say, turn a straight man gay, I don't think it bends that other way. The things you learn by narcissticly reading your own posts repeatedly.

Yes, but watch me levitate and bend this spoon with my mind.

INTPs are the only tolerable NTs, so rejoice.

It's impossible to discuss the characters further without serious spoilers. It was a good flick, not dumping on someone who saw it had room for improvement, it definitely did, all things do.

I expect you to hold the door open, to pull out my chair, and to pay the tab. Why? I'm not even that cute, but I expect these things because I want you to show me you're not a fucking savage idiot. It doesn't matter if you have mammary glands or a penis. You are a human being, if we are on a date, it is because you wanted this, so ok, show it in the follow-through. If you're not, roughly %1 of the population who just happen to be the most awesome, then chances are, I did not pursue you to this point, so show some fucking class.

If you want to get laid, the formula is simple, bring me booze. If you stop bringing me booze, I will find someone else who is more talented in the booze-bringing department. I may like you, but you are not irreplaceable. You may have the perkiest buns, but, I like all buns, not just the perky ones, so either work for it or, get lost. I can make these demands, I'm good at what I do. I deserve to be compensated for my time. If I am not compensated by you, then it will be someone else doing your job, which basically means, you're fired.

I will not tolerate being called a "bitch", I will also not tolerate anyone using the word "faggot". If this seems harsh, look in the mirror and really consider what you're saying. I will let you touch me, I will do things you didn't think were possible. I will turn a gay man straight, and not feel the slightest bit bad about it, this is all normal. I can be your best friend, just don't forget I don't work for free... unless you're one of the most awesome pieces of shit in the universe, who, well, they typically don't have money.

What I expect, is for someone who approaches /me/ to know that, I hold the cards. I didn't opt for this, but I can be down for it, given the right motivation. There are many things I'm willing to do, many rules and taboos I'm willing to break, but this shit ain't free, I don't like you that much. There's not a rule that says I have to like you. I might be submissive, but if you don't pay my bridge tax, find another bridge. This troll gotta eat. I'm not special, I'm no genius, but I know how to tickle people inside and out. This is what you are paying for. Don't fucking forget it.

Ok, somebody else come up with more horrifying bullshit, I'm tapped out.

He was the one who pointed out the obvious, also, "It's us."

The real shocker for me in "Us" was that the protagonists' dopplegangers were very clearly NOT trying to kill them, they were just playing. Nobody else got that kind of consideration.

EDIT: Also... shit, I had something to say and lost it in moments, not like I have much worth saying. But yeah, Peele manages to pull off something, ACTUALLY horrific without resorting to the same, tired, old tropes. It's something new. About the biggest bitch I have with his films is that he always puts in shit where I'm laughing my ass off and, it's obviously deadly serious about something, the "Fuck the Police" scene, was one of those.

EDIT: Also, the boy, there was something, up with him. I'm not going to play armchair psychiatrist, but when meeting his double he did so with a childlike sense of wonder completely absent of assumptions, despite all the evidence he should be worried. He's also the only one in the film besides the mom who understood the plot twist.

My prediction for 2011 is buy bitcoins you fuckwit! Wait, this advice is late, do not do this now.

Ok, back when I was studying the Blue Cliff Record, there was a zen Koan I found especially disturbing, except I think it was about Huang-Po and every time his name comes up it's rather disturbing. Anyway, this Zen master has a young pupil, the master never says anything to anyone, when asked a question, he holds up one finger. That's, it.

One day, a traveller approaches the boy and asks, "What does your master teach?" and the boy doesn't say a word, just holds up a finger. The master gets pissed, REALLY pissed, and chops the boy's finger off.

This is why you can't trust Buddhists.

Fuck, after reading it roughly four times, I chucked "The Blue Cliff Record" in the garbage, I figured the sixth patriarch would approve.