Paris
The United States of America
Me.
M*A*S*H
The Olsen Twins.
QuoteThe Olsen Twins.
You won't be saying that when they take over the Earth and sell you to the Martians as a sex slave. Those Martians are
kinky.
Quote from: agent compassionM*A*S*H
Whats wrong with M*A*S*H??
the NY Yankees
hard work
Anything "reality"
Television
Dominatrixes.
The Grateful Dead
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThe Grateful Dead
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The Kaiser Chiefs
Furries.
Smartass remarks on an internet forum. (Like this one. My remark, that is.)
Eris
8)
anything from seatle.
PD.org
:lol:
Guys named Bob (that's Bob with ONE O, smartass!!)!
Quote from: Horab Fibslageranything from seatle.
where is "Seatle"?
is that near Winipeg or is it closer to Vanncouvverr?
8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: Horab Fibslageranything from seatle.
where is "Seatle"?
is that near Winipeg or is it closer to Vanncouvverr?
8)
It's on the other side of the continent from New YYork.
any seattle will do. oh and maine too.
free porn...
Quote from: unlike_someonefree porn...
Flash your rack is okay.
(Especially for posting "the bottom 10" on adultfriendfinder.com)
well most of the free porn online (seeing as a lot of it is, free... with little stars blocking out anything worth seeing)
bob respirating.
you guys need free quality pron? gime a holler. we got jpegs and mpegs and umm well i got the urls, they got the files. i feel bad for all the pronless osuls whop have the interenet and can't even use it for what it's for.
also lobster pizza is also overrated.
Quote from: Horab Fibslageryou guys need free quality pron? gime a holler. we got jpegs and mpegs and umm well i got the urls, they got the files. i feel bad for all the pronless osuls whop have the interenet and can't even use it for what it's for.
also lobster pizza is also overrated.
Got any bug pr0n?
i dunno, i bet you could find some if you looked tho. they even got that japanimated pron crap.
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri dunno, i bet you could find some if you looked tho. they even got that japanimated pron crap.
Gotta have bug pr0n.
Free Porn (really) (http://www.almightyzeus.com/)
I think that site has enough to last anyone for a while...
But really, porn online (especially free porn) is over-rated.
MY PRON IS BETTER Boops damn caps lock, but i am not posting it publicly because it wouldbe disrepectful to post not safe for work material.
back to things that are overrated:
Horab's schtick of trying to poke me by making fun of wherever I might be from or currently residing.
cuz my shit's global, yo, so if you wanna poke me you'd better make fun of the whole world.
8)
Quote from: East Coast Hustleback to things that are overrated:
Horab's schtick of trying to poke me by making fun of wherever I might be from or currently residing.
cuz my shit's global, yo, so if you wanna poke me you'd better make fun of the whole world.
8)
hey you said eris was overrated on a discordian forum. so theer. :p
over rated: Oasis
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFurries.
Furries are rated?
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellQuote from: The Good Reverend RogerFurries.
Furries are rated?
Yes...we have very strict guidelines for them, too.
Brett Favre
Everything on MTV.
Quote from: DonkeyotayBrett Favre
I think that he had a house in Mississippi... key word being had, because it's not there anymore.
Quote from:  Everything on MTV.
Which is to say, everything EXCEPT music. :lol:
He's still overrated as a QB..maybe he wasn't 6 or 7 years ago but now he is...Lots players had houses in the areas Katrina devastaed
Pro-sports.
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Everything on MTV.
Which is to say, everything EXCEPT the music. :lol:
Dude, wtf are you talking about?
They don't play music on MTV.
Oh wait, enver mind. I think I caught down's syndrome or something.
Karl Marx
the marx brothers
The three stooges.
Adam Sandler
Christianity.
not extreme ironing.
Intel processors
nude bungee jumping
velveeta
Quote from: ethosionnude bungee jumping
Incorrect. Also see Nude Skydiving (googleimage).
cancer
jello baths
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiover rated: Oasis
True, although a couple of their more recent singles are actually pretty good.
EMO MUSIC
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerQuote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellThe Grateful Dead
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Those guys were fuckin pimps!
Dream Theater.
Quote from: Horab Fibslagerany seattle will do. oh and maine too.
No, I'm sorry. The topic isn't Overtaxed. Thanks for playing though.
Quote from: LMNODream Theater.
This is absolutely correct! Watch out though, Portnoy will kick your ass.
Dream Theater as a band might be overrated, but John Petrucci is the nastiest guitar player since Skolnick quit playing for Testament.
8)
Jamie Foxx as an actor = overrated.
WTF?
have you seen Ray and Collateral?
J-Foxx is fucking PIMP!
8)
Ray = sentimental claptrap
Collateral = mediocre actors stubling through a bad script.
LMNO
-two thumbs up... your ass.
Quote from: East Coast HustleDream Theater as a band might be overrated, but John Petrucci is the nastiest guitar player since Skolnick quit playing for Testament.
8)
Skolnick still rocks. I saw him with Trans-Siberian Orchestra a couple of christmas' ago. Lot better than the new hack they have playing with them.
Quote from: LMNORay = sentimental claptrap
Collateral = mediocre actors stubling through a bad script.
LMNO
-two thumbs up... your ass.
you liked Sideways, didn't you?
8)
Quote from: DonkeyotayEMO MUSIC
hippies!!
no wait, they need to be rated first :roll:
Quote from: DiL12aQuote from: DonkeyotayEMO MUSIC
hippies!!
no wait, they need to be rated first :roll:
Talk all the shit you like...We'll see if any of your crappy emo bands last for 45 years, let alone still sell out huge venues despite one of their founding members passing away after 35 years.
Quote from: DiL12aQuote from: DonkeyotayEMO MUSIC
hippies!!
no wait, they need to be rated first :roll:
You appear to be testing
not really. i just decided that my hated sub culture would be hippies
your two's obviously is hippies so *shrug* its nothing personal, its not ur fault you wasn't loved enough as a child so you had to hug a tree in replacement for your family :D
yeah, as much as I think Donk and CSF fucking rock, they are the exception. Hippies are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
8)
QuoteEmokids are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
Fixed that for ya.
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, as much as I think Donk and CSF fucking rock, they are the exception. Hippies are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
8)
what about 'freaks' rather than hippies?
the 'dead, donovan etc = hippies
zappa, hendrix = freaks
the velvet undergound = so not hippie it's scary
there's this strange phenomena where the entire decade of the 1960s gets conflated with hippies and a couple of music festivals. it's like 1967 dominates all. <pitouie>
nostalgia is over rated.
Quote from: agent compassionQuoteEmokids are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
Fixed that for ya.
silence infidel!
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiwhat about 'freaks' rather than hippies?
Back in the early 70s, freaks were anybody who smoked pot and hippies
were the people who dropped out. Just thought I would clear that up.
Do you care? When did we ever start, you say. Okay. Okay. You don't have
to shout.
i dropped out and tuned in in 99 an din 05 i look 40 despite being 23, also, i would have rick jame's baby at the drop of a hat! does this mean i'm a super freakeh hippy dirty young man?
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri dropped out and tuned in in 99 an din 05 i look 40 despite being 23, also, i would have rick jame's baby at the drop of a hat! does this mean i'm a super freakeh hippy dirty young man?
I think it does :shock:
Quote from: Horab Fibslageri dropped out and tuned in in 99 an din 05 i look 40 despite being 23, also, i would have rick jame's baby at the drop of a hat! does this mean i'm a super freakeh hippy dirty young man?
No, it means you're a necrophiliac.
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiQuote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, as much as I think Donk and CSF fucking rock, they are the exception. Hippies are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
8)
what about 'freaks' rather than hippies?
the 'dead, donovan etc = hippies
zappa, hendrix = freaks
the velvet undergound = so not hippie it's scary
there's this strange phenomena where the entire decade of the 1960s gets conflated with hippies and a couple of music festivals. it's like 1967 dominates all. <pitouie>
nostalgia is over rated.
Yes...I think I am a FREEK if I must be labeled..I am too young to be a real hippie..Plus, I ain't no freeloader
we're all freeloaders in one way or another.
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Donk, I'd never thought you'd stoop to posting a bumper sticker...
But while we're at it...
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(I couldn't find the bumper sticker :? )
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiQuote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, as much as I think Donk and CSF fucking rock, they are the exception. Hippies are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
8)
what about 'freaks' rather than hippies?
the 'dead, donovan etc = hippies
zappa, hendrix = freaks
the velvet undergound = so not hippie it's scary
there's this strange phenomena where the entire decade of the 1960s gets conflated with hippies and a couple of music festivals. it's like 1967 dominates all. <pitouie>
nostalgia is over rated.
Let's not forget that the Stooge's first album came out in 1969.
Quote from: Jim Osterberg
Well, is 1969 ok?
All across the USA
It's another year for me and you
Another year with nothing to do.
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: LMNORay = sentimental claptrap
Collateral = mediocre actors stubling through a bad script.
LMNO
-two thumbs up... your ass.
you liked Sideways, didn't you?
8)
Are you kiding? The only good scene in
Sideways was when What's-his-name was banging the hell out of that Asian chick in the hotel room.
'Twas an interesting position they had assumed.
Other than that, sheer junk. Paul Giamatti was much better in
American Splendor.
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiQuote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, as much as I think Donk and CSF fucking rock, they are the exception. Hippies are the gheyest thing since the ghey train left gheytown with mayor McGhey on board.
8)
what about 'freaks' rather than hippies?
the 'dead, donovan etc = hippies
zappa, hendrix = freaks
the velvet undergound = so not hippie it's scary
Yeah, I could go with that.
But Donovan's OK.
And DiL, the "I hate hippies" thing is kind of old. And while hippies are lame, I'm not going to sit back and have my kind ridiculed by an EMO KID. Turd can do it because he's genuinely better than we are.
But seriously, an emo kid? Macrovore furries who write Harry Potter fanfiction should be making fun of you.
Quote from: Chaplin_Sinatra_FonzarellMacrovore furries who write Harry Potter fanfiction should be making fun of you.
:lol: ZANG!
"On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress and social etiquette in order to express CREATIVELY his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole. Less perceptive individuals have referred to us who have chosen this way of thinking and FEELING as "Freaks", hence the term: Freaking Out. On a collective level, when any number of "Freaks" gather and express themselves creatively through music or dance, for example, it is genereally referred to as a FREAK OUT. The participants, already emancipated from our national social slavery, dressed in their most inspired apparel, realize as a group whatever potential they possess for free expression....become a member of The United Mutations....FREAK OUT!"
Frank Zappa (1965)
Thanks Mangrove, that makes this song even funnier than it already was. :twisted:
The Monster In The MirrorWords by Norman Stiles
Music by Christopher Cerf
sung by Grover (Frank Oz)
Quote
Saw a monster in the mirror when I woke up today
A monster in my mirror but I did not run away
I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed
Though the monster looked at me and this is what he said:
He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He sang "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang it too
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
Told the monster in the mirror, "No, I am not scared"
Then I smiled at him and thanked him for the song that we had shared
Well, the monster thanked me too, he smiled right back and then
The monster in the sang his song again
He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He went "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang along
Yes, wubba wubba wubba is a monster song
Wubba wubba wubba is a monster song
Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He went "Wubba wubba wubba" and I sang along
Wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba
Yes, wubba wubba wubba is a monster song
Wubba wubba wubba is a monster song
If your mirror has a monster in it, do not shout
This kind of situation does not call for freaking out
And do nothing that you would not like to see him do
'Cause that monster in the mirror he just might be you
Singing "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
Wubba wubba wubba you can join in too
Wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba
Yes, if you wubba me then I will wubba you
If you wubba me then I will wubba you
Going wubba wubba wubba is the thing to do
Everytime you wubba us we'll wubba you
Message boards are hideously overrated.
Rating things is overrated.
St. Gulik.
extremely overrated.
Quote from: Malaclypse the TertiarySt. Gulik.
extremely overrated.
La Cucaracha
La Cucaracha.......
Tony Slattery
People who think they are witty and funny.
Quote from: People who think they are witty and funny.
you might want to see a therapist about these self loathing issues :D
woh
woh
wooooooh
DiL's retorts (sometimes)
oh c'mon that was midly ammusing at least?
Eh... I mean, there's been worse but that didn't have your usual DiL ZING to it. Nobody's perfect though.
its 20 past 3 in the morning. some slack please guv'ner :D
Wow, why don't you england people have normal time like the rest of us?
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everyone else i know does. just me. i have nocurnal urges, so mhm
Actually, that was more of a time zone joke.
Fnоrdiscordia's jokes (almost always).
oh. i didnt get it. how was it meant to be funny?
It was a fat ignorant American not understanding why it was so much later in England than it was in America.
ah why wouldn't he understand
Heh, because his parents blew all their money on lottery tickets in an attempt to pay for nascar tickets, a new shotgun, and an abortion for their daughter's inbred baby (even though abortion is WRONG). Its a long sad story really, I mean, you can't blame him... Well, you can blame him for fuckign his sister.. Its still a sad story though.....
The Mercury Music Prize competition. DiL, Syn and Mang will back me up on this, I'm sure.
people
Quote from: CainThe Mercury Music Prize competition. DiL, Syn and Mang will back me up on this, I'm sure.
To piggyback on this, the Grammys are
extremely overrated.
I think that any awards show, where crappy singers/actors are awarded for their lack of talent are over-rated.
Except for the year Michael Moore won his award and went on that rant they cut off.... that was funny.
Ah, that reminds me...
Overrated: Michael Moore.
James Blunt. if you ever hear he wants to start a career in America, kill yourself. There's only so much tepid singer-songwriter bullshit you can take from one artist.
Quote from: LMNOAh, that reminds me...
Overrated: Michael Moore.
I was waiting for that... :lol:
Quote from: CainThe Mercury Music Prize competition. DiL, Syn and Mang will back me up on this, I'm sure.
the soap awards? are they overated or just plain shit?
Soap awards? Like Dove vs. Zest?
*slaps you for you ignorance*
no as in coronation street Vs eastenders vs family affairs vs emmerdale vs hollyoaks vs home and away vs neighbours vs...etc
I am happy with my ignorance with Soaps... I honestly can't stand them...
Quote from: LMNOQuote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: LMNORay = sentimental claptrap
Collateral = mediocre actors stubling through a bad script.
LMNO
-two thumbs up... your ass.
you liked Sideways, didn't you?
8)
Are you kiding? The only good scene in Sideways was when What's-his-name was banging the hell out of that Asian chick in the hotel room.
'Twas an interesting position they had assumed.
Other than that, sheer junk. Paul Giamatti was much better in American Splendor.
Yeah, Sideways blew.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spoless Mind was the better hipstr movie that year.
But ignore me, I kind of liked Lost in Translation.
Quote from: unlike_someoneI am happy with my ignorance with Soaps... I honestly can't stand them...
This is the correct goatfucker.
High society.
Quote from: CainThe Mercury Music Prize competition. DiL, Syn and Mang will back me up on this, I'm sure.
Agreed. Winning that prize is the kiss of death anyway. Think of all the bands that won in the past and then ask yourself, 'where are they now?'
If I had a band nominated for the Mercury prize I'd think someone was trying to end my career.
http://www.nme.com/news/113049.htm
"Coldplay ,Äì 'X&Y'"
WOOT!
Quote from:  http://www.nme.com/news/113049.htm
"Coldplay ,Äì 'X&Y'"
WOOT!
Agreed.
Quote from:  High on meth society.
Fixed that for ya.
Frank Zappa is Overrated.
So is that new Stones album. It blows chunks.
Most Rolling Stones albums are overrated.
Quote from: LMNOMost Rolling Stones albums are overrated.
That is the correct response.
Quote from: LMNOAh, that reminds me...
most worthless piece of fat, bloated, over-exposed donkey shit that ever lived: Michael Moore.
fixed that for you.
8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: LMNOAh, that reminds me...
most worthless piece of fat, bloated, over-exposed donkey shit that ever lived: Pamela Anderson.
fixed that for you.
8)
Fixed that for you.
Seriously, you could fill a set of encyclopedias with the names of people who are useless and overrated. And then hit said people with them. Wouldn't that be a fine way to spend an afternoon? :twisted:
that sounds like a fabulous idea.
but since i have a working penis, I have to maintain the opinion that Michael Moore is slightly more worthless than Pamela ANderson.
8)
Mm, I supposed you'd say that. I just didn't want Moore to have the thread all to himself, since there's so many useless people who also deserve recognition. Also, Pamela was far hotter BEFORE she turned herself into a Barbie doll, IMO. :D
agreed. and I'm no big fan of Pam, but if you told me I was gonna be stuck on a deserted island with no hope of ever being rescued and had to choose between being stuck there with Michael Moore or Pam ANderson, I'm taking Pam 10 times out of 10.
8)
Well, so would I, frankly. :D But anyway...who else can we add to the useless pile? I'm nominating Paris Hilton next.
whoa paris hilton would put it out to anybody. that doesn't make he worthless just a spunk doll, which is slightly above worthless
There's no fun in humping a skeleton, DiL, but then, you'd know that if you'd ever been with a woman before. :wink:
anyone who was a contestant on American Idol.
8)
Quote from: agent compassionThere's no fun in humping a skeleton, DiL, but then, you'd know that if you'd ever been with a woman before. :wink:
ZANG!!!
:lol:
Dang....where's that little bowing smiley Rog always uses? 8)
Quote from: East Coast HustleQuote from: agent compassionThere's no fun in humping a skeleton, DiL, but then, you'd know that if you'd ever been with a woman before. :wink:
ZANG!!!
:lol:
:evil:
emo time
:cry: (http://www.volume10.com/v10_images/avatars/mchammer.gif) :cry:
that's not emo, that's 90's :D
*sigh*
i was making a joke on how mc hammer used to say hammer time and then dance, i choose in light off your harshness to cry emo time and do a little emo dance
foo' keep up before i do somthing really mean! :twisted:
What are you gonna do, cry on me?
:wink:
well i guess, and stuff :evil:
Oh noes ::puts on kleenex suit::
Do your worst!!!!
ahah.
you should sell you kleenex suit to the bukkake industry
Quote from:  http://www.nme.com/news/113049.htm
"Coldplay ,Äì 'X&Y'"
WOOT!
Coldplay. Just....Coldplay. See my comments on James Blunt, then apply it to a band.
And another addition, My Chemical Romance. I mean, WTF? Kerrang just lost all their remaining credibility (which was low to begin with) by giving them album of the year. When I saw one of their videos, I couldnt stop laughing. Then I thought about how fun it would be to bully them.
50 Cent is waaay overrated.
I mean, he started with "Wankster" to show how tough he was, and then "In da Club" showcased his flow, but after that...
Oh, god. The man can't rap worth a damn.
Quote from: LMNO50 Cent is waaay overrated.
I mean, he started with "Wankster" to show how tough he was, and then "In da Club" showcased his flow, but after that...
Oh, god. The man can't rap worth a damn.
Troof. Damn, I need to find something else than music to bitch about...
Ah ha! Guinea pigs!
Masssively overrated as food. Very fatty, skin is nice if crispy, but nothing else really to make it worthwhile.
Overrated food: scallops.
Quote from: LMNOOverrated food: scallops.
There I disagree. But then again, I have only really eating freshly caught scallops, so maybe I'm wrong. 8)
50 Cent - 1st album is worthy, new album is stodgy and the beginning of the end for him really.
Fat & over rated? Why it can only be Jim Morrison and his sucky poetry!
And finally....
If I was on a desert island with Michael Moore, I would torment him every day about how, inspite of his 'I'm so appalled by terrorism and the US war machine' schtick, his name still popped up on lists in NY of famous donators to Fenian groups that were funding the IRA. Thanks for helping gangsters blow shit up in my country of residence, dude.
:evil:
Catherine Zeta-Jones. She can't act.
Angelina Jolie
Quote from: unlike_someoneAngelina Jolie
what? why?!
BUDDHAS LIBIDO IS UNDER THE RATING!
Quote from: DiL12aQuote from: unlike_someoneAngelina Jolie
what? why?!
Her lips bug me.
"I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE?! SHE HAS REALLY ENORMOUS LIPS!"
Thank you BGP! Call me later sexy
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YES! WE WILL CALL YOU AND MAYBE YOU WILL ADOPT A THIRD WORLD CHILD WITH US! PLEASE DO NOT DOUBLE YOUR POLAR ON US! WE WILL BE A GOOD BUDDHA! NO! CALM DOWN! DO NOT DRINK OUR BLOOD!
My ex Girlfriend had that same kind of mouth.
THOSE where some interesting nights.
Aw yeah giggity giggity
WE THINK YOU MAYBE ENGORGE YOUR EGO WITH GHOST LIPS! WAS SHE A ROLLY POLLY FAKE CELEBRITY?
Only in her dreams of being a porn star,
She had the skills
no doubt about that
YOU MUST SEND A SEARCH PARTY TO YOUR GENITALS TO FIND THE LOST VENERAL! IMPENDING GREAT JUSTICE AWAITS! SAVE YOUR GENITALS BEFORE THEY BECOME LIKE ME! YOUR BUDDHA NATURE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SURVIVE AND THEY WILL DIE ANGSTY DEATH!
:lol: BGP would fucking anyone.
Quote from:  :lol: BGP would fuck anyone.
THIS is the correct answer
U2. Has anyone mentioned U2 yet? Well even if they have I'm mentioning them again because they are so overrated it must be pointed out multiple times.
IM over rated
you can say gthat again twice
gthat gthat
I changed my mind. IM underrated.
Quote from: unlike_someonegthat gthat
gt.. fuck! Someone beat me to it!
Ebola.
that shit can't even kill off an entire province of a backwater african banana republic, and we're supposed to believe that it will wipe out humanity if it ever gets loose?
8)
Quote from: Illegitimate Son of GodQuote from: :lol: BGP would fuck anyone.
THIS is the correct answer
WE ARE INSULTED BY YOUR SLUTTY COMMENT! WE ARE VERY MUCH THE OLD FASHIONED TYPE OF GHOST PENIS! DO NOT THROW YOUR SLUTTERY UPON US! WE WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU UNTIL YOUR INTENTIONS ARE PURE LIKE THE BUDDHA NATURE!
Quote from: East Coast HustleEbola.
that shit can't even kill off an entire province of a backwater african banana republic, and we're supposed to believe that it will wipe out humanity if it ever gets loose?
8)
in a tom clancy novel ebola's released in the states.
it gets pwned by people staying indoors and avoiding other people.lol
anything portable
phones
hard drives
cameras
laptops
all of them
break them all
and throw them into lava
Quote from: LHXanything portable
phones
hard drives
cameras
laptops
all of them
break them all
and throw them into lava
Chef is pretty good at trashing ipods.
WE ARE EXCELLENT THE TRASHING!
http://p213.ezboard.com/fgothicpoetry24640frm6.showMessage?topicID=103.topic
Quote from: LMNO50 Cent is waaay overrated.
I mean, he started with "Wankster" to show how tough he was, and then "In da Club" showcased his flow, but after that...
Oh, god. The man can't rap worth a damn.
He's getting a movie, yaknow. Guess what it's called?
Get rich or die trying, of course
Quote from: Bob DoleQuote from: LMNO50 Cent is waaay overrated.
I mean, he started with "Wankster" to show how tough he was, and then "In da Club" showcased his flow, but after that...
Oh, god. The man can't rap worth a damn.
He's getting a movie, yaknow. Guess what it's called?
Get rich or die trying, of course
becoz hes hXc after being shot 8 times.
with an air rifle
:roll:
:lol: If I ever meet 50 Cent I would seriously consider kicking him square in the nuts. I'd probably get my ass kicked by the 600 fatfucks he pays to protect him (even though he's so fucking hard) but it would still be worth it.
nah you'ld be shot fo' real yknw
him and his g-crew are packing heat
Here's hoping they kill 50 other people and miss me completely and then an angry voodoo preist resurrects them and they devour 50 Cent and all of his albums.
i dont think anybody over 14 is listening to 50 cent
bubble gum rapper
Incorrect, I stopped by a club to say hello to a friend (working, not there by choice) and guess what was being played?
In Canada I think he goes by 39 cent. :lol:
Either way it is still priceless... Not in the "this is so good, there is no value to it" way.
Quote from: DiL12aQuote from: East Coast HustleEbola.
that shit can't even kill off an entire province of a backwater african banana republic, and we're supposed to believe that it will wipe out humanity if it ever gets loose?
8)
in a tom clancy novel ebola's released in the states.
it gets pwned by people staying indoors and avoiding other people.lol
But that was a mutant variation which spread by air, which
doesnt exist in reality. Awful way to die though. I'd opt for a bullet through the head rather then go through that for 10 days.
Quote from: agent compassionCatherine Zeta-Jones. She can't act.
Your forget that most people don't watch her for her acting.
They're just waiting around for another "Entrapment" moment:
(http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/news/images/zetajoneswriggling.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?In Canada I think he goes by 39 cent. :lol:
nice
everything except breathing
well - even breathing
but not as much as everything else
You.
yes
i am part of everything
Eww, you are not a part of me. Ugly Canuck. :twisted:
like the thing you want to have removed
but cant
Jerry Cantrell
He should have been kissing Layne Staley's heroin soaked ass every day because without him his band would have been suckola!!
Overrated: the "grunge" scene in general.
Quote from: LMNOOverrated: the "grunge" scene in general.
Not only that, but it made the clothes I have always worn over priced, which really pisses me off. Ditto that for my hubby.
THERE IS NOT NOW, NOR WAS THERE EVER A "GRUNGE" SCENE.
THAT IS FUCKING ALL.
8)
Mudhoney = sooo not grunge.
Soundgarden = probably not grunge
Silverchair = grunge, cuz they called themselves that.
ECH, saying there was no grunge is like saying there was never anything called punk because the bands in the 70's & 80's didn't call themselves punk.
A lot of genre titles fall apart once you start examining the bands who are allegedly in said genre. For example Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains are so far apart musically yet they were both considered grunge. Perhaps a better title would have been "Seattle Slew" Or "Rainy Rock" Then you could throw in Queensryche and Candlebox.
Speaking of Queensryche. I think they are getting desperate for in 2006 they will release their next album entitled: Operation Mindcrime II.
Reunion tours...
To expand on my previous post:
Grunge bands only occured after the general umbrella label "grunge" was used by the industry and/or media, and then new bands voluntarily worked within that label.
Cf: Punk (stooges vs Blink 182), Goth (Joy Division vs Switchblade Symphony), Metal (the first Sabbath record vs Dokken).
Quote from: LMNO(stooges vs Blink 182)
I would pay to see this.
"Give him the chair Iggy!!"
Actually, I think blink are actually smart enough to know they're really just a faded memory of punk, and would simply lay down at Iggy's feet.
Good Charlotte on the other hand...
<start rant>
http://www.absolutepunk.net/ Little blurb underneath says, "Music Mends Broken Hearts."
Punk isn't dead... it's just turned into a sick dying old man... that someone needs to put down, so the world can remember his "glory days."
<end rant>
Any band that become famous and sells a billion records is over-rated. No one is that good.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?A lot of genre titles fall apart once you start examining the bands who are allegedly in said genre. For example Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains are so far apart musically yet they were both considered grunge. Perhaps a better title would have been "Seattle Slew" Or "Rainy Rock" Then you could throw in Queensryche and Candlebox.
Speaking of Queensryche. I think they are getting desperate for in 2006 they will release their next album entitled: Operation Mindcrime II.
NO ONE in the Seattle music scene likes Queensryche, or considers them to be in any way associated with said music scene. I threw Chris DeGarmo out of the club I was bouncing one time just because he had the temerity to respond with "don't you know who I am?" when I asked him to pay the cover charge.
Candlebox was so fucking GHEY that they MOVED from California to Seattle just so they could take advantage of being a "Seattle Band". Again, no one in the scene with any credibility would even give them the time of day.
8)
Queensryche = so not cool. (and not grunge, either)
Candlebox = grunge, because they marketed themselves that way.
yeah, I'll concede the point that there was a "grunge scene" because record labels and shitty music journalists and wanna-be coattail riders said there was...I just feel compelled every time this comes up to make it very clear that no one in that scene at that time who had any talent or credibility EVER considered themselves to be in any sort of cohesive scene, other than that they all sort of recognized that there was a freakish concentration of good bands in the same backwater city at the same time.
also, for anyone who's interested, the best bands from that era haven't even been mentioned.
go download yourself some of the following:
Mother Love Bone
Green River
Skin Yard
Tad
Screaming Trees
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Hey, speaking of bands that were awesome before the whole Grunge label came & fucked the scene like a syphillitic whore, have you heard of Squirrel Bait?
Some of them went on to become Slint. But the first Squirrel Bait album is fan-fucking-tastic.
Turd's right.
The whole "Seattle Grunge" scene was a media fabrication.
There were some good bands around though. Some of them listed in his post.
Pirates are very badly overrated.
Quote from: LMNOQueensryche = so not cool. (and not grunge, either)
Candlebox = grunge, because they marketed themselves that way.
I think Geoff Tate's best days are well behind him. I saw them a few years ago opening for Iron Maiden in Portland. (Halford was playing too but I missed him) Maiden slayed but Queensryche was just pathetic. Tate really struggled to get the high notes. Actually, he seemed to struggle with the midrange stuff too. Although I have to give them credit, since they were opening for Maiden they knew better than to play any of the tepid crap from "Hear in the Now Frontier".
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Quote from: LMNOQueensryche = so not cool. (and not grunge, either)
Candlebox = grunge, because they marketed themselves that way.
I think Geoff Tate's best days are well behind him.
I didn't think his best days were
ever in front of him...
Quote from: LMNO
I think Geoff Tate's best days are well behind him.
I didn't think his best days were
ever in front of him...[/quote]
I liked Operation Mindcrime. There were a couple of good songs on Empire. Everything before Mindcrime was cheezy power metal. Everything after, and including parts of, Empire has been just pure cheese. But, I do have a soft spot in my heart, or perhaps my head, for Mindcrime.
Operation MIndcrime wasn't totally sucky, and that's the nicest thing I'll say about anything Cheeseryche did.
also, I have it on unimpeachable authority that Geoff Tate sucked some cock to get their first album produced.
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Coldplay, the most egocentric self mastbatory whiney bullshit since Radiohead.
Quote from: unlike_someone<start rant>
http://www.absolutepunk.net/ Little blurb underneath says, "Music Mends Broken Hearts."
Punk isn't dead... it's just turned into a sick dying old man... that someone needs to put down, so the world can remember his "glory days."
<end rant>
Any band that become famous and sells a billion records is over-rated. No one is that good.
Heh, I just saw that; that was a nice little rant.
Also Coldplay totally sucks.
Quote from: CainColdplay, the most egocentric self mastbatory whiney bullshit since Radiohead.
waittaminute...
are you telling me taht Radiohead and Coldplay are
different bands?
8)
:lol: It has been alleged, but then again, you never see them in the same room together
I've seen both... although I didn't see Coldplay by choice. I had an amazing time at the Radiohead concert. I wanted to stab myself in the temple at the Coldplay concert. Unless they were using mind control to make me think other wise :shock: , there are totally different bands.
The "MCs" who "rap" over drum and bass DJs. Way to ruin the fucking song asshats!
i liek radio head, bif fan of everything from ok computer and forward(tho soem songs on ok suck).
colplay seem to to have the same song playing ove and over again. but worse and worse.
Quote from: fnordiThe "DJs" who spin their meth-addled beats behind the flow of a kick-ass MC. Way to ruin the fucking song asshats!
fixed!
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gentlemen, gentle mean! please. all your base are belong to cpi's i have no childhood left(at theta states.com now go get it!)
Bumping threads.
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2008, 02:22:03 PM
Bumping threads.
Things that are overrated in 2008:
Facebook
Presidential elections
Twitter
Web 2.0
Anonymous
Scientology
Another MOTHERFUCKING FILM BASED ON A COMIC NO-ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE
My Chemical Romance (again)
The credit crunch
The food shortage
Kenya
War in Iran
Gordon Brown's political lifespan
In-vogue apathy
Nihilism
Cocaine
Hard work
Going on the lash on a Saturday night
Discordianism
Your Mom
Abstinence
Happiness
Enlightenment
s'mores
Horab.
Terrorism.
Anti-terrorism.
Anti-anti-terrorism.
Quote from: Gundam Agriculture on April 27, 2008, 03:52:45 PM
Terrorism.
Anti-terrorism.
Anti-anti-terrorism.
Stop hating America™, hippie! :argh!:
America™
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2008, 11:49:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2008, 02:22:03 PM
Bumping threads.
Things that are overrated in 2008:
Facebook
Presidential elections
Twitter
Web 2.0
Anonymous
Scientology
Another MOTHERFUCKING FILM BASED ON A COMIC NO-ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE
My Chemical Romance (again)
The credit crunch
The food shortage
Kenya
War in Iran
Gordon Brown's political lifespan
In-vogue apathy
Nihilism
Cocaine
Hard work
Going on the lash on a Saturday night
Actually, I was a big Iron Man fan when I was a kiddo. I think they picked the wrong guy to play Tony Stark.
PD.com
I would say PD.com is vastly underrated.
celebrities.
People
American Idol.
Post counts, Mind control laz0rs and Teh Evil Hive Mind.... ZOMG ZOMG!!!
THE FACIST MODS ON THIS FORUM
LETTING US SAY AND DO WHATEVER WE WANT
WHAT A BOUNCH OF FACISTS...
you
No, you were overrated last year, when Time picked you as the person of the year.
Things
Lulz
The Internets
Bacon (nvm, had some this morning)
Losing The Game
Cynicism
Alienating people by declaring things they like to be overrated
15 minutes of fame.
Lists of Overrated Things.
Presidential primaries.
Being waterboarded.
Would explain why the CIA are so keen on it and think it works. Probably nothing scarier to a godfearing Arab then being repeatedly hit on by WASPs.
Intelligence
being drunk
...
well.... except for the hangovers, they rock!
radio
Internet connections that dont fail every 5 minutes.
movies based on comic books
We got that one
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2008, 11:49:51 PM
Another MOTHERFUCKING FILM BASED ON A COMIC NO-ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE
oops. Well substitute this then:
epic trilogies
your mom
I loved Ghost World, but I know LOTS of people who hated it to pieces.
really? harsh, then again, I could watch thora birch in anything and it would seem great.
Yeah, what's SHE be doing lately?
Playing with her tits?
It should be ME, dammit!
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 05, 2008, 03:16:09 PM
oops. Well substitute this then:
epic trilogies
How many epic trilogies have we had lately, anyway?
lotr and back to the future are the only acceptable ones if I recall correctly.
Does the matrix and spiderman count?
matrix was terrible after the animatrix. spiderman was enjoyable all the way through, but none were well made films
But the criticsTM said I loved it and kept coming back for more!
:argh!:
and more, and more and more.
the matrix series is supposed to be starting production in the next three months
the spiderman movies don't count. It's not a trilogy if they're just gonna keep churning out more of those failballs.
SPIDERMAN 4: EVEN CRAPPIER THAN SPIDERMAN 3
More and more you see a movie and at the end, instead of closure, you get some crap STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT MOVIE IN TWO YEARS bullshit which won't deliver anyway.
Oh man, they're making this into a TRILOGY!
Back to the Future
Indiana Jones
Godfather
The Matrix
Terminator
Austin Powers
The Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
BOTH Star Wars Trilogies
Bourne Trilogy
Blade
Spider Man
Jurrasic Park
Shrek (?)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
some of those don't fail.
many more of them do.
Maybe if they started naming the next film, like in Bond movies?
"Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman will be back next in 'The Arachnid Who Loved Me'!"
as far as I know raimi has lost spiderman and they are gonna give it a break for a while... however it does look like T.M will be in the avengers film.
AN OVERRATED THING:
Frank Zappa.
ANOTHER:
Music snobbery.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 06, 2008, 05:53:51 PM
ANOTHER:
Music snobbery.
(Actually, this is reason 784367 I don't like Zappa.)
His music snobbery?
Yup.
How so?
Like his quoting of Stravinsky, et al?
Well, for starters, his hating on Devo.
I've never read that.
He actually wasn't much of a snob, from what I know... I mean he liked the Shaggs, FFS. He liked stuff from doo-wop to classical... fairly open.
And, I'm fairly certain I've read that he DID enjoy Devo.
On the other hand, Beefheart hated Devo, so...
C'mon LMNO... 'splain ya self!
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=5138.45
Ah, I had forgot we went over this...
I still don't quite understand the 'turning cheeks' comment.
We get it, L, you suck at liking music.
Hoopla should have known this.
:wink:
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 06, 2008, 07:29:03 PM
We get it, L, you suck at liking music.
Hoopla should have known this.
:lulz:
Ok, Hunter wins.
Again!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFU/stfumrt.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2008, 05:55:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 06, 2008, 05:53:51 PM
ANOTHER:
Music snobbery.
(Actually, this is reason 784367 I don't like Zappa.)
I'll give you that. Serious Powertrip too, but the music is just fucking fantastic~!
OVERRATED THINGS:
Daruko's psuedo-science jabberings.
Quote from: daruko on May 07, 2008, 01:36:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 01:36:20 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 07, 2008, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 01:34:28 AM
[GO FOR IT]
[You have a real problem with the English language, retard]
:lulz:
Nothing more pathetic than a cabbage laughing at himself.
Grow a spine, you fucking wimp.
OVERRATED THING:
College education. :x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 01:37:49 AM
Nuh uh! Nothing more pathetic than a real cabbage. Yeah, a cabbage just like you instead of me.
Grow a peepee, you big dorkhead.
If we're gonna stop changing text, let me know ahead of time so I'm ready.
Quote from: daruko on May 07, 2008, 01:46:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 01:37:49 AM
Nuh uh! Nothing more pathetic than a real cabbage. Yeah, a cabbage just like you instead of me.
Grow a peepee, you big dorkhead.
If we're gonna stop changing text, let me know ahead of time so I'm ready.
:kingmeh:
Doesn't matter, because you've had your last real conversation here. What we're doing here is all you get, from this point forward.
TGRR,
Tenacious as fuck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 01:48:03 AM
Quote from: daruko on May 07, 2008, 01:46:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2008, 01:37:49 AM
Nuh uh! Nothing more pathetic than a real cabbage. Yeah, a cabbage just like you instead of me.
Grow a peepee, you big dorkhead.
If we're gonna stop changing text, let me know ahead of time so I'm ready.
:kingmeh:
Doesn't matter, because you've had your last real conversation here. What we're doing here is all you get, from this point forward.
TGRR,
Tenacious as fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y) :|
We'll see.
Daruko,
Could Use the Practice Anyway.
:argh!:
Stop feeding the trolls!
Quote from: keeper entropic on May 07, 2008, 03:17:04 AM
:argh!:
Stop feeding the trolls!
at least stop feeding the bad ones
I wait for the return of days when we had some half decent ones
You rang?
Tool
Toolboxing
Boxing.
discordianism.
Accordianism
recordianism
J'accordianism
Hondaaccordism
The next person who posts in this thread
The previous post in this thread.
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7562/roflbot8mxisj5.jpg)
neopagans
metaphysics
mentally unstable "geniuses"
Goats.
DJ Tanner.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:59:31 AM
DJ Tanner.
NEVER. DJ TANNER IS TIMELESS*. CLASSIC, EVEN.
*
this requires looking beyond the 80s-90s fashion, but is nevertheless true.
Also: Defending DJ Tanner.
I like her only with dark facial hair. Otherwise, she's terribly overrated.
Classic Rock
And hardcore sounding voices on Classic Rock Radio Stations.
Damn junkies think they can party and never get real jobs..
Fucking cunts... FUCK!
Quote from: Boozer on May 08, 2008, 05:34:52 AM
Classic Rock
And hardcore sounding voices on Classic Rock Radio Stations.
Damn junkies think they can party and never get real jobs..
Fucking cunts... FUCK!
:|
Quote from: Boozer on May 08, 2008, 05:34:52 AM
Fucking cunts... FUCK!
Never overrated.
And classic rock is great, so stfu. :argh!:
Also, Hoopla: I amend my previous statement. DJ Tanner might be overrated; it is possible. Mustachioed DJ Tanner is underrated for sure, though.
n00bs who talk too fucking much.
Posting on the 23rd page of any thread on a Discordian board :kingmeh:
band aids
Quantum physics.
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on May 08, 2008, 07:33:18 AM
band aids
Just some advice, next time you might want to have some protection before you engage in sax.
:rimshot:
...And he's BACK, ladies and germs!
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2008, 07:19:54 AM
Posting on the 23rd any page of any thread on a Discordian board :kingmeh:
Other People
opinions
Seizure-inducing avatars
the Geico gecko
High School Musical
L&O: SVU's resident know-it-all doctor
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on May 09, 2008, 03:36:11 AM
Seizure-inducing avatars
the Geico gecko
High School Musical
L&O: SVU's resident know-it-all doctor
You couldn't be more Wong!
Quote from: Rev. Whats His Name? on May 09, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: Anonymouly Evil on May 09, 2008, 03:36:11 AM
Seizure-inducing avatars
the Geico gecko
High School Musical
L&O: SVU's resident know-it-all doctor
You couldn't be more Wong!
At first :sad:, then :lol:!
Metallica and Chelsea FC
god i hate Chelsea
Man Utd/Arsenal supporter?
Penises.
M83. Sorry Pitchfork, but nuts to your 8.5. I was definitely not impressed.
fake bake type o' tans
Quote from: mixchd on May 17, 2008, 01:39:50 AM
fake bake type o' tans
BUT I'M SO ORANGE AND PRETTY!!!
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arriving late in threads
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contortion porn?
[awaits rule 34 effect]
feelings.
sharing them.
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 06:45:33 PM
contortion porn?
[awaits rule 34 effect]
Yes. There is such a thing. Poke around newsfilter.org for a bit, you'll find it.
Really real Discordians.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 21, 2008, 03:46:16 PM
Really real Discordians.
I'm surprised they were rated in the first place.
LULZ
Lulz is not overrated!
Or is it "lulz ARE not overrated"??
Either way: NO YUO!
this is is this overrated and overly exercised?
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Quote from: daruko on May 21, 2008, 04:21:00 PM
LULZ
(http://www.sticky-times.com/images/kai01.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on May 21, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 06:45:33 PM
contortion porn?
[awaits rule 34 effect]
Yes. There is such a thing. Poke around newsfilter.org for a bit, you'll find it.
Found it. Also found MS paint porn which I claim to have invented back in 1996. :argh!:
Quote from: Mangrove on May 22, 2008, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 21, 2008, 02:33:24 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on May 20, 2008, 06:45:33 PM
contortion porn?
[awaits rule 34 effect]
Yes. There is such a thing. Poke around newsfilter.org for a bit, you'll find it.
Found it. Also found MS paint porn which I claim to have invented back in 1996. :argh!:
It's only a logical extention from ASCII porn anyway.
Bumping dead threads