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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2008, 11:27:22 PM

Title: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
I believe that sometimes, the gods make people who are so different from the usual mold that it is a challenge for them to simply live a normal life.

And they say, This one will have a hard time in life, they will see more and feel more, and it will make them love us more closely, because they will understand the nature of reality a little more keenly.

And they take these ones for themselves, and make them very different from others, though they seek to live the same kinds of lives.

They live as best they can, struggling, and many people love them, but they always feel a little lonely, and not quite find a pure meeting of minds.

The gods say, I will take and take this one, and he will be a complement to this other one, but they will not meet soon in life. They will have to wait until life has overcome them, and they have learned from it.

They will meet many others who admire them and want to be close with them for a while, who will love them and have good things together, but they will not be able to meet and be truly happy together; they are not the complement to this one.

After a time the unusual ones become guarded and close, they become fearful, and not able to give themselves wholly, because they have given themselves, and not been wholly accepted; they have not found their complement. If they were to open themselves and ask the gods, What am I do do? They would receive their answer, but they have closed themselves and cannot hear it until they open again.

But when they open again, they will hear the answer, when they have learned enough for them to know their complement. Even though life has been difficult, when they are ready and they have struggled through obstacles and become strong enough in living to be able to know their partner, this part of life will open and they will recognize their helpmeet, the one who is loved enough by their own gods to be the complete match for them, the one who will love them for all the unusual qualities they hold, nourish them and hold them in all their wholeness, and when this happens all parts of their life and consciousness, and everyone they touch, will be richer.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2008, 07:58:25 PM
The punchline is, since this pretty much applies to everyone, it follows that the gods are GIANT DICKS.

DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 16, 2008, 11:27:33 PM
I thought it was pretty good, Verb, regardless of the giant dicks.

edit: or whoever you are, namechanging spag.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Brotep on December 17, 2008, 02:11:14 AM
Well yeah, but you gotta ask whether it's reasonable to expect complete understanding and acceptance.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 02:13:15 AM
WHATEVER, my chicken Buffy made a nest out of wigs.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 02:17:47 AM
Actually, to be entirely serious, I don't think any two people will understand each other 100% all the time. However, in the successful relationships I've seen (among which mine were not) I HAVE seen complete acceptance and love for the whole person... even the things which are irritating. Not only that, but old people who stayed together happily for 50+ years have told me that the "secret" is really just making a decision to accept the other person, give them room to be themselves, and to work toward loving them every day.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Brotep on December 17, 2008, 02:39:16 AM
Quote from: Hoopla! on December 17, 2008, 02:17:47 AM
Actually, to be entirely serious
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?   :argh!:

QuoteI don't think any two people will understand each other 100% all the time. However, in the successful relationships I've seen (among which mine were not) I HAVE seen complete acceptance and love for the whole person... even the things which are irritating. Not only that, but old people who stayed together happily for 50+ years have told me that the "secret" is really just making a decision to accept the other person, give them room to be themselves, and to work toward loving them every day.

I will agree, with the stipulation that completely accepting someone doesn't mean letting them do anything to you.


For me loving someone means getting inside their head, trying to understand who they think they are, not only who I think they are.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: ternechto on December 17, 2008, 06:45:41 AM
Don't be so guarded. Gods hide in plain sight. Gawd told me so. Keep it above the waist.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: ternechto on December 17, 2008, 06:54:50 AM
I gave advice. Heh, heh.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Triple Zero on December 17, 2008, 11:27:52 AM
i was going to comment on this piece because i like it and was empathizing with the original poster (whoever it was). however after they changed their name and avatar like three times, I'm confused who it is and the will to do so evaporated.

it's a good piece, nicely written, but it tells a lot more about the mindset of the poster than what the reader themself can take home from it. i could identify with the person described in the piece, but i'd draw different conclusions myself. i could most probably identify the poster with the person in this piece, if only i knew who it was.

meh
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 01:47:50 PM
The avatar stayed the same, and I only changed the name once.

Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Triple Zero on December 17, 2008, 01:59:31 PM
when i first saw this thread i thought it was by Verbatim. maybe you were using his avatar, i dunno. it's okay, you're trying to be confusing, and i'm just telling you the effect it has on me when you write something personal.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 02:05:24 PM
I was using the same avatar I'm using now. I haven't changed it since I initially changed my name to Verbatim, which was before I made this thread.

I'm being neurotic and hiding, but not from anyone here. And I don't want to talk about it here, not right now.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Triple Zero on December 17, 2008, 02:22:03 PM
okidoki, good luck with the neuro-tics ;-) i solved the problem for myself anyhow.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 06:36:15 PM
It's not very hard once you figure out that I'm not who I appear to be, which is obvious to people who are on the board regularly but not to drop-in visitors.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 17, 2008, 07:42:49 PM
Eh well, whoever the fuck you are, and I thought you were the Baron, but anyway....  I like it!! 

I tend to agree there is a "special someone" out there for many of us.  I also believe if you are looking for them, you rarely find them.  That person is always an accident!
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: hooplala on December 17, 2008, 08:51:59 PM
A note: I did not write this piece, but I like it.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 17, 2008, 09:20:12 PM
Thanks. :)
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: ternechto on December 18, 2008, 12:22:34 AM
Quote from: You guys are fucking up my chi. on December 17, 2008, 06:36:15 PM
It's not very hard once you figure out that I'm not who I appear to be, which is obvious to people who are on the board regularly but not to drop-in visitors.
Like me, and now I'm completely lost and afraid for my safety.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Brotep on December 18, 2008, 01:30:32 AM
Quote from: You guys are fucking up my chi. on December 17, 2008, 06:36:15 PM
It's not very hard once you figure out that I'm not who I appear to be, which is obvious to people who are on the board regularly but not to drop-in visitors.
Who do you appear to be?


Quote from: ternechto on December 18, 2008, 12:22:34 AM
Like me, and now I'm completely lost and afraid for my safety.
Shoulda paid the OnStar activation fee, dude.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: indifferent betty on December 18, 2008, 02:07:25 AM
I shed a tear for the OP. Well put good sir/madam/meatpile.
This is from personal experience, rather than observation, right?
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2008, 02:07:32 AM
Quote from: Anton LaGay on December 18, 2008, 01:30:32 AM
Who do you appear to be?

At the moment I appear to be some sort of fucked-up Ten Ton Mantis hybrid.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2008, 02:10:59 AM
Quote from: cosmic spagtazm on December 18, 2008, 02:07:25 AM
I shed a tear for the OP. Well put good sir/madam/meatpile.
This is from personal experience, rather than observation, right?

Thank you. Yes, also see: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18905.0
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Brotep on December 18, 2008, 02:12:18 AM
Quote from: You guys are fucking up my chi. on December 18, 2008, 02:07:32 AM
At the moment I appear to be some sort of fucked-up Ten Ton Mantis hybrid.
You mean, you're not?  Sadness.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 09, 2009, 02:44:21 AM
I hate the concept of a predefined single perfect match for this reason precisely. Without some deity manipulating circumstances to cause the meeting of the two perfect matches, statistically it would probably never happen, and if some deity IS manipulating the circumstances, then they SUCK and should be KILLED for being so sadistic.

I support the idea that imperfect matches become more perfect via feedback loops operating on the subconscious level, since this seems to be the prevailing idea in cognitive science, and it's something I've personally actively tested with very strange experiments involving subliminal messages and neurotransmitter-amphetamine combos.

Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
Enki nobody over 15 believes in "One True Love" so STFU already.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 09, 2009, 03:45:03 AM
Quote from: Primrose on January 09, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
Enki nobody over 15 believes in "One True Love" so STFU already.

I don't either. However, your wording in the original post implied that that was the subject. I apologize for taking it literally; I was merely trying to explain why I believe that philosophy to be a primarily despair-oriented one, under the impression that it was the literal subject of the allegory.

As I stated, I think that the only practical hypothesis is that of feedback loops contributing to homeostasis.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2009, 03:57:52 AM
it's in the rant section Dippy McDippington.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2009, 04:44:52 AM
Quote from: Primrose on December 15, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
I believe that sometimes, the gods make people who are so different from the usual mold that it is a challenge for them to simply live a normal life.

And they say, This one will have a hard time in life, they will see more and feel more, and it will make them love us more closely, because they will understand the nature of reality a little more keenly.

And they take these ones for themselves, and make them very different from others, though they seek to live the same kinds of lives.

They live as best they can, struggling, and many people love them, but they always feel a little lonely, and not quite find a pure meeting of minds.

The gods say, I will take and take this one, and he will be a complement to this other one, but they will not meet soon in life. They will have to wait until life has overcome them, and they have learned from it.

They will meet many others who admire them and want to be close with them for a while, who will love them and have good things together, but they will not be able to meet and be truly happy together; they are not the complement to this one.

After a time the unusual ones become guarded and close, they become fearful, and not able to give themselves wholly, because they have given themselves, and not been wholly accepted; they have not found their complement. If they were to open themselves and ask the gods, What am I do do? They would receive their answer, but they have closed themselves and cannot hear it until they open again.

But when they open again, they will hear the answer, when they have learned enough for them to know their complement. Even though life has been difficult, when they are ready and they have struggled through obstacles and become strong enough in living to be able to know their partner, this part of life will open and they will recognize their helpmeet, the one who is loved enough by their own gods to be the complete match for them, the one who will love them for all the unusual qualities they hold, nourish them and hold them in all their wholeness, and when this happens all parts of their life and consciousness, and everyone they touch, will be richer.


I liked this.  A bunch.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2009, 04:45:42 AM
Quote from: Enki-][ on January 09, 2009, 03:45:03 AM
Quote from: Primrose on January 09, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
Enki nobody over 15 believes in "One True Love" so STFU already.

I don't either. However, your wording in the original post implied that that was the subject. I apologize for taking it literally; I was merely trying to explain why I believe that philosophy to be a primarily despair-oriented one, under the impression that it was the literal subject of the allegory.

As I stated, I think that the only practical hypothesis is that of feedback loops contributing to homeostasis.

:wtf:
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2009, 04:51:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2009, 04:44:52 AM
Quote from: Primrose on December 15, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
I believe that sometimes, the gods make people who are so different from the usual mold that it is a challenge for them to simply live a normal life.

And they say, This one will have a hard time in life, they will see more and feel more, and it will make them love us more closely, because they will understand the nature of reality a little more keenly.

And they take these ones for themselves, and make them very different from others, though they seek to live the same kinds of lives.

They live as best they can, struggling, and many people love them, but they always feel a little lonely, and not quite find a pure meeting of minds.

The gods say, I will take and take this one, and he will be a complement to this other one, but they will not meet soon in life. They will have to wait until life has overcome them, and they have learned from it.

They will meet many others who admire them and want to be close with them for a while, who will love them and have good things together, but they will not be able to meet and be truly happy together; they are not the complement to this one.

After a time the unusual ones become guarded and close, they become fearful, and not able to give themselves wholly, because they have given themselves, and not been wholly accepted; they have not found their complement. If they were to open themselves and ask the gods, What am I do do? They would receive their answer, but they have closed themselves and cannot hear it until they open again.

But when they open again, they will hear the answer, when they have learned enough for them to know their complement. Even though life has been difficult, when they are ready and they have struggled through obstacles and become strong enough in living to be able to know their partner, this part of life will open and they will recognize their helpmeet, the one who is loved enough by their own gods to be the complete match for them, the one who will love them for all the unusual qualities they hold, nourish them and hold them in all their wholeness, and when this happens all parts of their life and consciousness, and everyone they touch, will be richer.


I liked this.  A bunch.

Thanks Roger! :D
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Kai on January 09, 2009, 04:52:34 AM
This is awesome Nigel. Keep putting this shit out that directly contacts with my experience. yes yes YES.
Title: Re: Therefore, the gods are DICKS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2009, 04:57:39 AM
 will try. :)