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Title: The Time Traveler's Apology
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2020, 05:30:40 PM

I'm so sorry honey, I forgot our -50th anniversary, I will make it up to you in universe number 1304.

Perhaps dinner overlooking the hubbub of the Parthenon, and maybe a stroll through the ruins of DC?

I could just go back and do it properly, but we'd both know that's cheating. Well, I'd know.

Anyway, I am/will be/was sorry. Potentially. We'll have to wait for the wave to collapse to be sure.

Love,
Your determined indeterminate.

Title: Re: The Time Traveler's Apology
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2020, 06:34:20 PM

Dad,

I wrecked the car. But at least that means our insurance will go down.

Title: Re: The Time Traveler's Apology
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2020, 01:44:03 AM

I have gone back to 2019 six times now, and it occurs to me that we were never actually promised good choices.

Title: Re: The Time Traveler's Apology
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on April 19, 2020, 12:57:01 AM

Listen, I only had enough time-fuel for one more jump. I had to choose between stopping Hitler, and stemming the next wave of boy bands.

I stand by my decision.

Title: Re: The Time Traveler's Apology
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on April 20, 2020, 05:52:50 AM

To Whom It May Concern at the ConHugeCo Company,

I apologize for missing the job interview. I look forward to making the job interview.

Sincerely,

Job Titor

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2020, 05:30:40 PM