Well, have you?
If I were you I'd get on it stat.
The thing is, you have to make sure those fuckers are aligned properly, otherwise, the whole thing will rattle and shake, and then you'll end up in the fucking ditch.
You have to make sure all of the pegs and widgets and doohickeys are in the proper sockets. You can't have the thing veering off into the field.
Luckily for you, we have the patent-pending Reality Grid Rev-Up Special, now through Labor Day!
Bring your Reality Grid to us and we will use our special comptroller to check and make sure it is up to the proper specs. If it is out of alignment, don't worry, we have a special 10-step process that flushes out all of the kinks and burps and gets it humming just like all of the other Vehicles on the road.
So what are you waiting for? Come see us today! Ask us about our free radiator flush and ear flossing.
Gee, I'm interested...But what's your warranty like?
It's backed by sorrow and tears, and the crushed dreams of 50 year old Account Executives.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on June 13, 2012, 12:38:25 AM
It's backed by sorrow and tears, and the crushed dreams of 50 year old Account Executives.
Well, shit, sign me up!
I'd like to have the frontal lobes realigned, and just drive a spike through my pleasure center, because it's just a big Goddamn distraction.
We're having a shortage on spikes. Will you settle for a cattle-prod aenima?
Call today and we'll throw in a bottle of the Amazing Starbucks Window Wash!
What happens if there is a design flaw in the Reality Grid?