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Or Kill Me / Warning: Here there be cliches!
« on: June 24, 2006, 06:10:51 am »
Thank You, LG.

Or Kill Me / Re: Warning: Here there be cliches!
« on: June 24, 2006, 04:28:37 am »
Quote from: Lady Godiva
Don't say I didn't warn you.


Look in the mirror.

Youé─˘ve heard it so many times its lost its real meaning. You look in the mirror and what are you looking at?

Your waistline? Hafta go on that diet or so-and-so will never look my way. Why not?

Those dark circles? Working late hours at that soul-sucking job of yours, or getting up at unholy hours of the morning to get to school. Good for you.

That zit you hope no one notices? Clear skin is necessary to be Popular éĐó

You should look in your eyes. What do you see in them? Weary resignation? Or a coiled dragon?

We are conditioned from birth to be PopularéĐó

Ité─˘s the American Way.

Now throw it all away. All those concerns about what They think.

Ask yourself: What makes Them happy? You being shepherded through life, thats what.

What does a shepherd do to the sheep, really? Ié─˘ll tell you.

They force them from point é─˙Aé─¨ to point é─˙Bé─¨. They shear them twice a year, and when they can get away with it, they eat a sheep or two. Thaté─˘s assuming theyé─˘re not into the é─˙friendly farm animalé─¨ bit, in which case, they screw you too.

We are conditioned from birth to be PopularéĐó

To be a well-oiled cog in the machine, interlocking and running smoothly with the others in the machine.

Now stop.

When we set aside the things they tell us with Barbie dolls and G.I. Joes, when we stop caring what they think, we become an anomaly.

They doné─˘t like anomalies. Anomalies are dangerous, so they make the road easy for those sheep who heed the shepherdé─˘s crooks, and try to minimize anomalies.

Now comes the hard part: transformation from cog to big, stinkiné─˘ MONKEY WRENCH!!

From complacent sheep to ugly-ass GOAT!!

Doné─˘t be PopularéĐó


I warned you about the cliches. No, you may not have your five minutes back, no flash photography, thank you in advance for your CONSTRUCTIVE criticism.

Fan-fabulous rant Lady Godiva!

What you wrote here..."To be a well-oiled cog in the machine, interlocking and running smoothly with the others in the machine."

If I may steal?
I will give you credit.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: maphdet
I just want to add something, This Im sure is known already, and has been said, BUT I feel it is very important....

Nothing is Certain, Anything is Possible.

Oh, yeah?  Try not paying your taxes.

It's possible that the IRS will see the humor in this, right?

Yeah ok, you are right there.


I was just getting all philosophical is all.
Not pragmatic.

Quote from: Bella
I just sent off a check for my quarterly business taxes and it made me really cranky.
Trust me, they have no sense of humor.

Indeed, I was one day late with my return for sales tax.
Whomp $50 fine. (granted that is state and not IRS, but close enough)
Funny thing is, I didn't even have a sale for that month, damnit!

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Sermon #40: The DHS Rant
« on: June 24, 2006, 02:19:32 am »
Good observations there TGRR, especially the whole bit on no one wants to tell thier bosses what they really think.

I also want to add. I feel as if the DHS was invented after nine eleven to ease the 'americans' security.  So to speak.

Thumbs up on the rant!

I just want to add something, This Im sure is known already, and has been said, BUT I feel it is very important....

Nothing is Certain, Anything is Possible.

I want to add alot more here, on Eris and how She is Chaos.
Atleast how I see Her as Chaos.
(will do later tonight, dinner has to be made now, errr doesn't Have to
but, my family would like it)

I also have some feelings at times that Eris is far beyond my
comprehension. Yet I feel and  see Her Eveywhere at times.

Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
« on: June 20, 2006, 05:16:11 am »
Thank you!

Great site.

Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
« on: June 20, 2006, 04:47:21 am »
Dear Bella,

This is one of those just silly questions.

What do you recommend for boredom, whilst on the internet?

Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
« on: June 15, 2006, 03:33:51 am »

I have not seen any street magic in person, only on the telly, and puter.
And quite honsetly I don't trust either.

Yes, please consult, I will be checking back.
And Thank You!!!

Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
« on: June 15, 2006, 02:24:57 am »
Dear Bella,

How do you think street magic is performed.
How do the magicians convience the audience?

Do you beleive it? Have you seen it in person?

Apple Talk / I like boobs
« on: June 10, 2006, 03:47:39 am »
I hadn't looked at the face.
Just did.
---laughing histarically(sp)

Apple Talk / I like boobs
« on: June 10, 2006, 03:14:22 am »
talk about big boobies.

I like em a little smaller!

Literate Chaotic / Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry
« on: June 10, 2006, 02:41:27 am »
Public Image Limited (johhny rotten)
What's it all about.

Whats ya gonna do when the river runs dry...
if all this worlds a cake then you took a big a slice...
no UFOs to save us-and do we really care...

what's it all about they scream and then they shout
don't ask me cause I don't know

don't blame me I told you so

the product in the packaging of multilayered glam
150 layers of materials to cover up a sham
protecting my planet wrap it in plastic
the package is product perfected eternal
a crap in a cling wrap
i never met yet a prime minister or president
who told the truth yet

kiss goodbye to the earth, the sun, the moon
it's easy to deceive a child

Apple Talk / 1000 Talking Pictures
« on: June 05, 2006, 08:57:37 am »
Quote from: putz
I get ALL da ladiezz

where'd the pic go?

Or Kill Me / Something to share.
« on: June 05, 2006, 08:28:03 am »
The following is Not Mine.
I saw it somewhere and thought I would share here.
I'll leave a link where I saw it at the bottom.
It is Very Lengthy...just a heads up.

I'm sticking my neck out, but I took an oath to protect and defend the
Constitution Of The United States of America against enemies foreign and
domestic. They are here...they are now. God help us.

(INTRODUCTORY NOTE: Burlington, Vermont's new mayor, one Mr. Kiss,
Progressive Party, has responded to concerns about illegal immigrants with a
proposal that Burlington become a Sanctuary City for the "illegals."
(-Don't ask, don't tell.) Then, despite the fact that, outside of
Switzerland, Vermont is the safest place on the planet to live, likely due
in part to it's highest per capita gun ownership and right to keep and carry
concealed firearms, Mayor Kiss declares that, due to a recent incident
involving a non-Vermonter, non-U.S. citizen shooting a person on a
Burlington street, Burlington and Vermont need new Gun Control Laws!
[severe violation of Vermont's Constitution] -Giving pause for thought,
what does this truly reveal about the recent history of Vermont's takeover
by forces unfriendly to traditional Vermont and American values.)

In Mayor Kiss' "sanctuary city", Burlington, Vermont, 'illegals', per his
own words, would be immune/exempt/sheltered from background
checks.........but smokers, draft beer drinkers, NASCAR and football fans
and indigenous/aboriginal Vermonters would likely come under scrutiny
because of their lack of politically correct sensitivity and sensibilities
and hence, a potentially likely gun violence group. This group of infidels
must be considered a barred from public places and we MUST
impose a *Nuisance Tax* and a *Gun Ownership Tax*. The U.S. and State of
Vermont CONSTITUTIONS must be re-taught so that gun ownership is believed to
exist only for the purpose of hunting. The sanctuary city of Burlington can
help lead the way for the state and the rest of the country by providing
'relief from abuse' orders*** to protect ALL of the animals..hence, no
justification for guns..hence, no guns.

But first..taxes; we shall need revenues to re-educate the public and
especially THE CHILDREN. Make it politically correct to hate gun owners and
the above mentioned nuisance group(s). Violence against these groups must
be understood as a natural consequence of zie people's frustration with
these groups' callous and collective insensitivities and their history of
abuse against the innocents who are trying so hard to protect the guilty
from themselves. Again, and hence; the above new taxes -to help relieve zie
people's frustrations.

We shall also need a *Veterans' Head Tax*. All veterans have handled guns
and must be made to pay for their sins against humanity and the animals
whether directly or indirectly involved in the exercised use of
weaponry...they must be re-educated to understand that the above mentioned
constitutions are archaic and an insult to politically correct life in the
New World Order of our new One World Government and proper way of living
modern life. Such re-education will not be cheap, hence; the Veterans' head

Re-education centers must be built ASAP...churches and church properties can
be seized for this purpose as the supreme court has already agreed that
greater tax revenue generation is sufficient grounds for public confiscation
of private property and previous church protections MUST be considered a
violation of separation of church/state...such protections must be
eliminated now...there is no doubt zat vie vill prevail in zie courtz! To
fund this endeavor we shall need a new *Freedom of Religion Tax*.

Until properly re-educated, all veterans and members of the nuisance
group(s) must be publicly disdained and the public be protected from their
influence. To this extent, it is imperative that 1st Amendment protections
be suspended from members of the press, the clergy and the entertainment
industry until such time that their successful re-education is complete and
certified by our board of experts. This may well prove costly; hence, a
*Freedom of Speech and Opinion Tax*. If sufficiently large enough, this tax
may help eliminate independent media and their hate messages of traditional
values and freedom, which have proven to be unsafe.....Freedom and Liberty
must be re-taught as dangers to public safety.

The police must be given unlimited powers. So called "rights of the
accused" hinder police efficiency and cost the people too much revenue. The
police motto is "to protect." Vie must be safe! Zie public must be safe
for zie gut of zie peoples! Hence, we need a new *Public Safety Tax* to
help fund new police technologies; street cameras for starters, to ensure
the people's public safety and in-home audio-visual monitoring of those
found to be in need of re-education; until declared to be properly
re-educated and certified by our board of experts.

As the "pursuit of happiness" has proven to be SO unsafe...we must impose a
*Happiness Tax* on all such pursuits to include; motorcycling, skiing,
sailing, sky diving, sun bathing, movie watching, reading, computer and
video games, bar hopping, restaurant going and especially love making. The
social burden and cost(s) to society is just too high; hence, the Happiness

The unsafe principles of freedom and liberty being imposed/spread by the
United States must be curbed and sovereign nation-states must be done away
with. To this end we need a new *United Nations Tax*. The sanctuary city
of Burlington can lead the way for the rest of the world in this endeavor!
We must raise the cigarette and draft beer tax so that the U.N. can build an
enforcement force. Since certain countries of the communist persuasion have
been mistreated for so long they will be exempt from the United Nations Tax
until the West (Traditional White Male Countries) has paid it's debt to the
rest of the world.

As all of the above new taxes may cause stress in certain groups of
citizens, we are advised by our board of experts that unapproved stress
relief may be sought after by the non-re-educated. This will likely be
detectable by body fluids testing; hence, we need a new *Urine Tax*. As
it is more difficult to closely and properly observe the female specimen
donation process than that of the male's donation process, it is deemed
unfair to females and this unfairness and additional expense must be
properly compensated for with a new *Penis Tax*.

Objections to these policies will NOT be tolerated. These policies are
necessary for zie gut (pronounced 'goot') of zie peoples. Objectors shall
be considered unsafe and dangerous for zie peoples. For the safety of all,
objectors must be incarcerated until properly re-educated and certified by
our board of experts. Pursuant thereto, these expenses must be paid for
with a new *Objections Tax*. As these expenses are expected to be quite
high and, as ALL citizens must be considered potential objectors, this tax
must be paid for by ALL citizens until such time as they are exempted from
payment following evaluation/certification by our board of experts and
deemed free of objectivity (objection) and in no need of further

So be it,
Mayor Kiss, Progressive, Burlington, Vermont, United Nations
Entire City Council, Burlington, VT, UN
Almost Entire current Vermont Legislature
Advisory council:
Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, the Bushes, Howard Dean, Bernard Sanders,
Peter Clavelle, Peter Freyne, Brian Joyce, Bill Kehoe(sp), Vermont
Judiciary, Commitee for Tobacco Free Vermont, Burlington Free Press,
Bilderberg(er) Society (secret), Conservation Law Foundation, United Nations
Security Council, President Fox, Mexico and the Peoples Republic of China.
Other honorable mentions include, the guys that wired buildings 1, 2 and 7
at the World Trade Center, 9/11/01 and the Murrah Building, Oklahoma City,
OK, 4/19/95...the guys that set up and took out Oswald...and almost ALL
politicians currently enslaving in Washington, DC. Also...many others too
numerous to list.
(Please visit

-Lest we forget..."The Republicans want your urine sample...the Democrats
want your guns...the United Nations wants your property...and Lucifer wants
your soul." Please prepare to accept your national I.D. card and, of
course, your bio-chip. -It's for the good of The All and to protect you
from yourself.

Happy Memorial Day weekend, folks! (Was their blood in vain?)


found at

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Flyer #2
« on: June 04, 2006, 10:38:18 pm »
Thank You.

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