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I remember the Jefferson Memorial thing as well.  Couple of years ago sounds right.  It was about the same time cops starting busting kids for having lemonade stands.  Makes about as much sense to me.

As for the street performer's license, I have been doing research into such things.  I know there are some folks who do it in the area, so hopefully its not too hard to do.

This conversation has  given me a great idea for a piece,

Good.  Good.

I would believe nearly anything heinous to be said about an airport.  Especially since their customer service policy is built to make you feel like you could be raped by an employee at any moment.  When that's the treatment that the paying customers get, I could imagine what happens to everyone else.
Also, sorry if it sounds like I'm just being a stubborn jerk here.  I do get what everyone is saying.  Believe me, I'm not a wreckless person.  And in the end, I'm not much of a prankster, either covertly or openly, so I tend to avoid situations that I even suspect will end up with me in the back of a squad car. 
What I am is an artist (mostly because I just can't do much of anything else), which provides lots of opportunities and venues to be a fucking lunatic.  Frankly, I find it a rather pleasing environment to be in as you can surprise people with the various things you make and do, yet they still accept it on some level. 

Nice find!  Big fan of Thompson.  Thanks for sharing!

We're all about laughs.  Don't worry.  Nobody's going to jail.

Glad you guys enjoyed it!  I'm getting ready to start a small woodblock print of Sri Syadasti for an altarpiece.  I'll toss it up if I finish it before I die.   If I were actually capable of completing work regularly I'd be..... well... successful as an artist I guess.

I keep forgetting to actually make bread so I can post some pictures of the sandwich, though it sounds like everyone else's ideas are way more impressive than the base model.  Hope your experiments turned out tasty!

If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.

The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™,
and then walk away.
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.

If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.
Getting away with it means staying away from it.

Rico THIS here is why I'm here. They see. They GET IT. Read the stuffs and you just may too.

I guess if you're saying "Don't discuss your covert actions openly", I understand what you're getting at.  If you're saying "Don't discuss ANY actions at all (presumably for the sake of surprise)" then I can get behind that as well.  But considering that we don't really plan on doing anything that requires "covert" action, I'm not too afraid of sharing my thoughts.  And as far as "mystery" goes, I would likely give anyone that asks what I'm up to the same explanation for my actions as I described above.  I exist to spread weird and have no desire or compulsion to hide it.

I pose a simple question.  Strike that. I pose a very complicated question that doesn't require much typing. 
"Why are you here?"  I don't mean here on PD, though your answer may well be related to that bit of trivia as well.  I mean to ask "If you be a babbling, starry-eyed Unique Snowflake of Eris, what sort of incomprehensible mission do you come programmed with?"
Are you active and outgoing with your madness, or do you only spurt nonsense when its productivefnord?
Do you poster bomb neighborhoods?  Do you do "performance art" in crowded places?  Would you consider yourself an "evangelical"?  Or do you prefer to just keep it simple and giggle softly while the world falls asleep with a lit cigarette next to its oxygen tank?

Maybe it's not as simple of a question as I thought.

I ask since my cabal and I are planning on launching the first of many OMGASMs upon our home town.  After years of research and observation, we have realized that there is plenty of untapped weirdness in our area that folks just don't know about.  Local history, mundane or extraordinary, fact or fiction, is still local history.  As such, our Freak Flag flies baring the image of our patron saint, a local favorite, The Lizardman of Dogtown.  With St. Lizardman as our guide, we will unearth and shamelessly display those myths and legends that border fact and fiction.  Wei're gonna make this motherfucker weird, dammit!  Because endless fields of corn are only so unsettling for so long.
As of the moment, we're currently working on producing our particular brand of propaganda in the form of flyers and "devotional materials".  We are quite fortunate in that our love for nonsense blends very well with our love for making stupid crap.  On that note, once we come up with a severed lizardman hand to march with, I'll be sure to get some pictures for you guys.

I was pretty impressed with how the hands turned out myself, if for no other reason that hands are, artistically speaking, the bane of my existence.

https://imageshack.com/i/pcvzDIXxj

This is a portrait I did of my associate, Guy Close.  He's more or less "The Face" of the cabal that we've been assembling.

Polite Discordians will always remember that PD.COM is the
anus of black hole.

I kinda hate Twitter with every fiber of my soul.  After reading this, a few fibers changed their minds.

[The McFadden]

The McFadden^TM is a sandwich, but to say that it is only a sandwich is to insult The McFadden^TM.  This only serves to anger The McFadden^TM.

"What is The McFadden^TM," you damn well better be asking yourselves.  Very simply, it is deli meat, cheese, and chips on white bread with a hot sauce of some form or another, combined with the action of moving between one destination to the next.

The Traditional The McFadden^TM:

2 slices of White Bread
3 slices of Turkey
2 slices of 'Murican Cheese
3 slices of Ham
A large handful of Doritos
A butt-ton of Tabasco Sauce
5 minutes to make it to Class

1. Start by laying a slice of cheese on each slice of bread. 
2. Create a meat packet.  This can be accomplished by laying your meats in such a way as to create an envelope.  This is crucial for the next several steps.
3.  Take your large handful of Doritos and crush them up.  Sprinkle them into the center of your meat surface.  Try to keep them piled up near the center.  While I would be remiss to tell you to take it easy on the Doritos as they are delicious and I want some now,  too many can make the next step difficult.
4.  Add Tobasco.  Just break the little nozzle off of the top and pour.  Be a man for once in your life.
5.  Now to assemble.  Place your meat placemat onto your bread.  Fold the edges around your pile of chips, sealing them away from the harsh, unforgiving outside world.  Complete by placing the other bread on top.
6.  Get the fuck out of the kitchen and hurry up!  You've only got five minutes until class starts!  RUN! RUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!

You now have a satisfiying, self-contained, spicy-as-shit sammich to eat as you attempt to not fall down a flight of stairs!

Now that you know the basics, create your own The McFadden^TM sandwiches!  Try your own variations!  Don't like Turkey or ham?  Use Whatever meat you like, as long as its thinly sliced.  Want some other kind of chips?  Why not?  Don't like Tabasco?  Try your own personal brand!  But it better be spicy!  I mean it.

Pictures shall be added soon for demonstrative purposes.

Enjoy The McFadden^TM!

Hi there.  I'm Rico and I hope that I can do my part to keep PD loud and unintelligible.  As I've been doing this for most of my life in Meatspace, I feel like I've really got something to bring to the table here.