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Sounds like a thing to do, I'm in if you're passing through the Cleveland/Akron Ohio area!

Throw magnets at them and maybe they'll run away confused.

It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.

In fact, this whole thread has helped to make my day.

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Oh gosh Net! Glad you're alive.

Was it a stomach ulcer?

It most likely wasn't an ulcer. I had been taking a lot, but not excessive amounts, of ibuprofen last week which I now know weakens the lining of your stomach. There were two different doctors' opinions on what was bleeding, either my stomach or my esophagus (from barfing up such a large quantity of fibrous matter).

I just slept for about 18 hours, feel even better today and am preparing to go to work.

Again, thank you all for expressing your concern and support which was relayed to me yesterday by Cram.

I'm still composing a little debriefing that I'll post tonight after my shift is over, as well as responses to the superb posts that I don't have time right now to properly show my appreciation for.

I'm also still chuckling.

I'm glad to hear you're feeling better dude!

You win, btw.

from Net:

The Doc said I should be fine and that stomachs are pretty badass organs. I was just discharged.

Yay!

Navels, yo!

So, what are the totals so far?

I'm holding at 23 right now.

[Text from Net:]

Text from Net:

"Hey Cram, Net here. Please inform the spags I started vomiting blood. I'm waiting to see a doctor right now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE



Next message:

They're trying to keep me out of the ER. Gave me Zofram some sort of anti-nausea bollocks that dissolves under one's idiotic tongue.





SCROTE MERCIFUL FUCKWAD NET IS VOMITING BLOOD? HOLY GOD DAMN INSANE MEDICAL JIZZ PATROL THIS CONTEST ROCKS

HOLY ZOMBIE FUCK! Hope he's ok! Shit!

Oh, god, I forgot about the smell 

I'm taking a poo break, and have just shat 23  cumsnarfing orange s worth of pulp. Suck it, trout-butt spelunkers!

Six.

Four.

one.

I AM TOTALLY DOWN WITH MASS ORANGE MURDER ON MONDAY