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no worries, I only splack 'em if they're out for my brains.

good book, but it left out some things- like how to deal with the demon possessed kinda zombies (more active and arcane displays of extreme violence)
or the fun you can have with a zombie hoard, rooftop access, a deep sea fishing rod, an eight pound sledge hammer, and a case of beer.

This is one for the occult minded among you, an excellent means for sowing discord in the world:

The Formulae for a Gremlin Grenade-
1 small box with latch, or bag with tie- (keeping the blasted thing shut is Very Important!)
1 frog, dead.
some Swamp Muck- green And black (drainage ditch or gutter funk shall suffice if you can't get genuine Swamp Muck).
oil and grease collected from some nasty peice of machinery.
A quill pen, small paint brush, or some similar implement of writing.
101 fourtune cookie sized scraps of paper.

Take your components and mix well untill you wind up with an inkish substance (if it's too thick, try adding some cheap beer.  No I'm not kidding- what is the root of more mischief and wanton destruction than cheap beer? Use the energies the Mundanes raise all the time against them at every opportunity, it helps in breaking through The Veil with vulgar magicks)
Take up your pen or brush and write "Gremlin" on every slip of paper, thinking all the while giggly thoughts of mayhem and mechanical bumfuzzlement at the hands of maliciously mischievious little bastards.
Place your Gremlin hoarde into your box or bag and seal it tight, and for god's sakes Do Not Open It Again Anywhere Near Your House or Car or Electrical Components!!.
Now you must Believe, KNOW that you have a box of Gremlins that some poor unlucky bastard is going to have to deal with-  I'm not kidding, be Scared of this thing being opened.  Imagine them in there- Malignant, Formless little entities bent on wreaking Havoc if only they could get out of this damn box... and they're not happy about being in it either.  When you're Actualy afraid to open it, It's Ready.
So now you have a Gremlin Grenade, what do you do with it?
You take it to, say, your victim's car,  Shake well, and dump the contents into the grille or under the hood.
or on their computer, or just huck the thing in their Kitchen (a Gremlin infestation in a Kitchen is lots of fun for everybody involved *wicked grin*) etc.etc. etc. you get the idea.
Run Like Hell.
Laugh Lots.
Let the mayhem begin.
Let me reiterate- Do Not Open It Anywhere Near Your Stuff, Home, Hangout, or Work.  
The only way to get rid of them is to find all 101 peices of paper and burn them, then go on an astral Gremlin hunt or enchant yourself a BB gun if you can see the shimmers and set to.  They're quick little bastards I assure you...

hope somebody was inspired.
subvert the dominant paradigm at every opportunity.

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Order of Wizards Determined to Make Eris Giggle