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of course this could simply be a two birds/one stone thing!
we could enjoy the yuks of PUAs sticking snail barbs in their cocks while also helping to rid FL of an invasive species.

it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.

hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.

by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.

"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis.  The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal

Suu, you're beautiful.

redemption is a squaring up. the damage caused must be equaled by good action. benevolence and sacrifice.
but then i think of the hanged man; redemption through suffering.  what's that worth?
seems a fundamental aspect of ones personality, the relative weight that one assigns to some given amount of benevolent sacrific vs. some given amount of suffering in its own right.
i'm inclined to say that valuing suffering alone as a means of attaining some balance is barbarous, but something deep inside is pretty firmly rooted to that notion, as if at some level, no amount of benevolence and sacrifice would be enough to balance some acts without some suffering involved as well.

cats can be trained, but it's like a monkeys paw.
we trained our old cat to shit in the toilet, but he also picked up the habit of unrolling the entire roll of paper into it when he was done.
and one time my wife was poomping and he didn't want to wait so he climbed into the pants around her ankles and shit in them while looking into her eyes.

also, a GIS for 'i'm full of tinier men' gives the most bizarre results...

haha.
hadn't heard a Tick reference in a long time...

The Tick was and is AWESOME.

coworker of mine saw the tick pin ive got stuck to my cubicle wall and mentioned that his son was watching them and they were pretty funny, so i lent him my Tick Omnibusi. 
wish Edlund was still doing them... 

haha.
hadn't heard a Tick reference in a long time...

[this guy]

only tangentially related, but it's quite a coincidence; this guy goes up to Boston to run the marathon, crossing the finish line moments before the first bomb, then flies back to his home in TX where he was driving on I35 through West, where he was close enough to feel the blast of that explosion!

sweet.
my wife and i got Specialized bikes about 6 years ago, and have been very satisfied with them.

Want to avoid having cousin sex?  There's an app for that. (at least in Iceland)

well, whatever the case Something was Done, and our children will certainly be grateful.

but at least we're safe...

i wonder how it would interact with that ferromagnetic fluid we've seen videos of while in a field...