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Christopher Reeve before paralyzation = Smarmy, self-righteous piece of crap.

Christopher Reeve after paralyzation = Smarmy, self-righteous, fetus-sucking piece of crap.

i like girls, but I really detest Dave Matthews Band.

Counting Crows + Blues Traveller = Dave Matthews Band.  

or, in short,  Dave Matthews Band = Patchouli-addled crap.

*stabs everyone who participated in this thread*

hardly seems fair to stab me when I called you in here in the first place...

good thing i was wearing my stab-proof Baja pullover, made by real peasants...

Don't worry...your town is FULL of horny drunk sluts...if you're 21, try the Croc, Neumo's, or the Rendezvous...if you're not 21 yet, well, you're basically screwed cuz Sea-town is not very all-ages friendly...all the all ages shows are full of pissed-off bitter pseudo-punk chicks who are really just interested in meeting Brian from the Catheters...

Hotsuma!  

Hotsuma!

get IN here, goddamn it!

hmmm...

*wanders off to the "Stab!" thread to find Hotsuma*

I have my sexuality totally figured out...

I'm sexual.

very.


very.


very very very sexual.

I heard a rumor that that's what the PS3 is waiting on...same rumor says that 3D TV is no more than a year or two off...so don't go blow a bunch of $$$ on HDTV....

sweet-ass...I'm Isaac Asimov!  wait...my chops aren't quite as grey as his...I must be...SON OF ASIMOV!!!!

if you ask the girls I know, who tend to be brutally honest about those kinds of things, then no...it's not all just as good...being that my current career is heavily dependent on the correct cooking of pasta, I'm gonna have to say that your analogy is flawed on both ends...sort of like my ugly pet frog...he has a club foot...and he's lost one eye....

Well there's other bits to it, like being annoyingly reasonable in the face of illogical tarts.

*gives Felix five with snaps*

now that's what the fuck I'm talkin' 'bout!  

hmm...yup...

Crude = funny

tofu = tasteless mushy crap

therefore....Turd = Manly man!

whew...and to think i was worried...

when he called out everybody who puts oil in their pasta water...although I think he should have had that 1 revoked when his caps lock key got stuck in the "ON" position....

addendum to previous post: this may vary according to the viscosity of the specific oil, and the temperature of the oil and the water....I am strictly speaking for olive oil and boiling water...

if you did, I think you might find that the oil does indeed spread itself out and break the surface tension of the water...just don't put any pasta in the Infidel Oil-Water or you too will be first agains the wall when the revolution comes...

yeah...me neither...I love pussy more than life itself, but lotsa people think I'm gay cuz all my friends are women....that, and I like wine and cooking and I put stuff in my hair...really I just can't stand all the macho posturing that all the hicks where I live engage in...