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[Amsterdam to get statue to world's prostitutes]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/16/070116173159.3yvt2yr3.html?56

Amsterdam to get statue to world's prostitutes

Amsterdam's red light district is reportedly to receive a bronze statue dedicated to prostitutes around the world.

According to the Dutch agency ANP, sculptress Els Rijerse made the statue at the request of a former prostitute Mariska Majoor, who a decade ago founded a centre on prostitution in the Dutch capital.

Majoor was quoted as saying by ANP that the statue would be a first of its kind and that it had received the blessing of the city authorities.

The statue represents a self-assured woman, her hands on her hips, looking sideways towards the sky, and standing on a doorstep, ANP said.

The precise place where the statue will be laid and its title have not yet been announced, it said.

Also,
http://www.fark.com/

In a related story,a first statue honoring pimps will be place near the statue of the prostitute.
The pimp statues title will be "That ho better have my money".

man

this attempt to re-construct history is fun


i think i see what you are saying

consciousness is necessary to lie

-- i dont really know what you mean by that second part tho

Man is not the only animal adept at lying.
Many animals use camoflage as their survival mechanism.Whether hunting or avoiding being hunted,camoflage is an attempt to fool those around you by being seeming to be something that you are not.

Its not deliberate though. Its an adaptation by natural selection. Lying is a deliberate action to decieve. There is no deliberate act to decieve involved in natural selection process. If something works, then it is continued. If it doesn't, it is eventually discontued. If its not beneficial or detrimental it may be either retained or lost.

An octopus has to see,or sense in some way,a hungry shark approaching before it can activate it's camoflague abilities.
The octopus has to decide whether the thing that is approaching it is a potentially dangerous  predetor or a potential mate  on a fundemental level.That makes it a deliberate action.
many animals will try to make themselves look bigger to scare of predetors.
Animals may not think like man,but that doesn't mean they can't think at all.

Lying in humans is an adaption  of natural selection also.

man

this attempt to re-construct history is fun


i think i see what you are saying

consciousness is necessary to lie

-- i dont really know what you mean by that second part tho

Man is not the only animal adept at lying.
Many animals use camoflage as their survival mechanism.Whether hunting or avoiding being hunted,camoflage is an attempt to fool those around you by being seeming to be something that you are not.

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I want more than freedom, I want freedom from consequences.

Carefull what you wish for.
Asking for cause ,but no effect is like fucking the shit out of someone and not being ablefeel anything or being able  to bust a nut.It's like working hard all week,and not getting paid for it.How about being really thirsty,putting a buck fifty in the soda machine,and getting nada.
Like roger said,you want more freedom,you have to take it.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.

Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.

Yup, that's right.

Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.

This is the correct answer.  Rights are taken, and then assumed.

And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.

Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.

TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights.  Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers.  I *will* go first.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free

Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the  first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.

1.  That quote is the filthiest lie in Discordianism, for many reasons.

2.  This is the correct Actual American(tm), even if you are an alien.

1.That may be so,but it is one of the few things  that I totally believe in and am willing to fight  for.My uncle Anthony was lynched(tied to a tree,castrated,then burned alive in 1953) for COMMITING THE HORRIBLE CRIME OF LOVING A WHITE WOMAN.I don't plan to let  something like that happen to me without a hell of a fight just because I happen to love my wife.
2-That is the correct Church of Eris Battlepriest 1st Class.

If you don't think chaos can rule, than you obviously havn't been around me enough. There are a few people here that have gotten a slight taste of it... they might be able to vouch. Trust me though, chaos can rule.

Don't mistake Chaos for Drama.Not the same thing. Chaos doesn't Rule.Chaos just Is.How I react to Chaos,that is of my own free will.I don't veiw chaos as my MASTER,only my PARTNER IN CRIME.

Never said it has to be a person or organization that rules you. Try looking at things like Karma, Reality, and Physics. Personally, I'm a slave to chaos (not the personification, but the force itself).

Karma is an opinion created by the Hindus,Reality is an illusion we are all a part of,Physics is subjective to the universe it's in and chaos doesn't rule,it creates/changes/destroys.
Being subjected to,and being enslaved to,are two different things.

but we are all slaves to some master or another.  The only question there is if you realize it or not and if you have figured out who your master is.

Bullshit! I am my own person.No one rules me.I may have to play by the rules(until I can find away around them).No one is my master,and I am no ones slave.
My boss doesn't rule me.I've quit many a job and got a better one the next day.
My wife knows better to try to rule me.
Society doesn't rule me.Fuck Society.
The Christian Church doesn't rule me.IO'm not a Christian
The fear of death doesn't rule me,because I don't fear death.( I admit dying may suck,but thats only a  moment in the general scheme of things)
And Eris sure as Hades doesn't rule me.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.

Well, at least you have no rights that you don't take.

Yup, that's right.

Unless you take whats yours, you don't get it.

This is the correct answer.  Rights are taken, and then assumed.

And they only last as long as you are willing to die for them.

Americans are no longer willing to die for their rights, though they are more than happy for other people to die for their sense of nationalism.

TGRR,
Will blow a 3" wide hole in anyone who tries to take his rights.  Yeah, that's right, motherfuckers.  I *will* go first.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free

Roger,I'll be right there beside you blasting away with "Big Bertha 2".The GIFT of FREEDOM that Eris Gave us ALL is something I highly prize.I will never let anyone take that away from me.I am descended from slaves.I am from the  first generation of Verthaines that didn't have to see"For Niggers Only" signs all over the place.I refuse to get to the back of the bus,if you catch my drift.Death before subjugation!!I rather die a free man then live as a slave.

I meant the anwer to these questions'

If angels can fall, may devils rise?
Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?
If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?
Can a lepoard change its spots?
Is there any redemption?
Is nobility defined or inborn?

Who you trying to fool Rog.
Those answers you gave are multiversal truths that any novice td jumper would know.I didn't just fall of the teegarg cart you know.Your quite known  to be very high up amongst the Trans-Dimensional Church of the Sub-Genius,as well we both know.

Which is why I don't approve of this sort of thing being bandied about.

After all, how many normals will unwittingly get their hands on this cutie-deep shit, and TRY it?

We'll be cleaning goo off the zimmerplatz for the next 3 years.

TRU DAT!!!

I meant the anwer to these questions'

If angels can fall, may devils rise?
Are all patterns of thought inborn or learned?
If you believe you are right, then everything you say is right?
Can a lepoard change its spots?
Is there any redemption?
Is nobility defined or inborn?

Who you trying to fool Rog.
Those answers you gave are multiversal truths that any novice td jumper would know.I didn't just fall of the teegarg cart you know.Your quite known  to be very high up amongst the Trans-Dimensional Church of the Sub-Genius,as well we both know.

Just wish them a happy Erismass and let them wonder.

Thats because this planet's t-d comm relay system  is located on the New Orleans t-d nexus gate,which is still on the fritz.I am trying my best to get it up and running,but getting parts to this backwater universe is a bitch.I would have to do missionary work out in the middle of a no-where dimension.Anyone know where I can get a Deborian giga-transcapacitor for cheap?

and to Roger,join the Church of Eris and I may tell you the REAL ANSWERS.