It's well known that "Bob" whored himself out doing an amazing amount of cheesy ads in the 50s and 60s. Post your finds here.
My first one: "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/382341556_0571f00e22.jpg)
"Bobs" first lay with Connie.
(http://www.realitista.org/files/page0_blog_entry231_1.jpg)
And the stuff he sold! Jesus H Christ!
(http://www.ww2db.com/ww2file/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/1284182465_d381d7c3d5.jpg)
:lulz:
I love this shit:
(http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ads-2.jpg)
Wow. :aaa:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/Szjv88gmh7I/AAAAAAAACJY/aPl1zPkvUgM/s400/1952_van_heusen_shirt_ad.jpg)
I don't even...
"Bobs" first trip to the planet of the sex goddess'
NSFW http://www.comicartcollective.com/artImages/5EF77469-2195-4399-8D91E272FE5059ED.gif
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_gallery/_TN/r_198.gif)
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/thorazine.jpg)
HOLY FUCK! :lulz:
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.
Quote from: Nigel on January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 AM
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.
It gets better! Tucson apparently controls the country! :lulz:
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/fat-banished.jpg)
I CAN'T STOP! :whack:
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/santa-lucky-strike.jpg)
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/aunt-jemima-ise-in-town-ad.jpg)
STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/iver-johnson-revolver-ad11.jpg)
I told you Tucson runs the country!
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5761/letpinksdoit.jpg)
This was a real ad.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vJ_Uivl286o/TA-4SHg-pLI/AAAAAAAABY0/4ldUo4jtILs/s1600/1950s-ad.jpg)
Yeah. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:02:14 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/aunt-jemima-ise-in-town-ad.jpg)
STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!
YEZZUH, I FEED UP DEM CHILLUNS GOOD.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:00:23 AM
I CAN'T STOP! :whack:
http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/santa-lucky-strike.jpg
Oh shit. Luckies were Phox's brand of choice back when she smoked. Didn't know I had the same taste as Santa Claus. :lulz:
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2009/01/340x_jantzen.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m102/alandp/vintage%20pipe%20ads/1932_granger_3.jpg)
I'm so glad you smoke a pipe. It puts you in a good humor, and you stop hitting me for a while.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_m0YtPN5vgmI/TQ_UVbpHowI/AAAAAAAAVPk/LH2Ji7OqABk/Christmas1947Textron.jpg)
I don't even fucking.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4420780218_3ee21c8c02.jpg)
Your pipe is upside-down, "Bob".
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SzjwKo0Q0QI/AAAAAAAACJg/twE2tbP5jg0/s400/Izod1tn.jpg)
I also found "Bob's" dad.
[img]Hotlink fail (http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2009/santaclausads/santa_claus_vintage_ads_01.jpg)[/img]
Since this thread is also about Santa Claus.
Edit: Hotlink fail.
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on January 20, 2011, 02:41:19 AM
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2009/01/340x_jantzen.jpg)
:lulz:
Da whaaaa? :lulz:
Off topic, but
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_m0YtPN5vgmI/SwxS0UcovuI/AAAAAAAASRc/AsxWd38f7DI/s800/p1_lg.jpg)
(http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/2-1949/med_pa_smooth.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
GET A PRINCE ALBERT TODAY
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.
(http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2715556125_62f0cb0aa0_o.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
My first one: "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1882/nofingers.png)
Fixed for moar insanity.
:lulz:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vpzPBewsqWU/TNPCp1dyW3I/AAAAAAAAKlI/LN9qtkAvtOg/s1600/strange_retro_ads_02.jpg)
(http://www.bombippy.com/images/posts-2008/gillette-01.jpg)
(https://catatonickid.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/murder.jpg)
Santa had elves, "Bob" had this guy.
(http://www.retroplanet.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Coca-Cola_Sprite_Boy.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:59:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 20, 2011, 01:58:43 AM
:lulz: The misogyny and racism in vintage ads really helps remind me that this nation still has one foot in sheer barbarism.
It gets better! Tucson apparently controls the country! :lulz:
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/fat-banished.jpg)
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 02:07:19 AM
This was a real ad.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vJ_Uivl286o/TA-4SHg-pLI/AAAAAAAABY0/4ldUo4jtILs/s1600/1950s-ad.jpg)
Yeah. :lulz:
Reminds me of this kid:
(http://www.bradruggles.com/images/skitched-20090828-211820.jpg)
Thank you - I just spent the last 45minutes trying to tuck my organs back in from laughing so hard.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:56:19 AM
(http://www.allclassicads.com/bizarre/thorazine.jpg)
HOLY FUCK! :lulz:
THORAZINE! EVERYBODY DO THE SHUFFLE! :lulz:
Heh, it's rare that I actually get to enjoy one of these pic threads from work. I guess the Nanny Filter likes the olde tyme ads.
Quote from: Remington on January 20, 2011, 03:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
My first one: "Bob" drives the neighbor lady into outright insanity.
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1882/nofingers.png)
Fixed for moar insanity.
:mittens:
I love vintage ads. Almost as much as I love vintage propaganda.
(http://www.magazine13.com/img/misc/vintage-war-propaganda-posters/vintage-war-propaganda-posters11.jpg)
(http://www.magazine13.com/img/misc/vintage-war-propaganda-posters/vintage-war-propaganda-posters05.jpg)
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/sisario/Propaganda/2372800454_8b05b9bb6a_o.jpg) TRUTH DOLLARS!!
(http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/0hc59eoz28art4.jpg)
WWII was the golden age of AWESOME.
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME!
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 20, 2011, 03:36:07 AM
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.
HEH. I just threw them away in the '60's.
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 04:07:32 PM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 20, 2011, 03:36:07 AM
Reminds me of the time I passed up the oppurtunity to buy not one but TWO tins of Prince Albert from the 60s.
HEH. I just threw them away in the '60's.
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? No? Would you like some? -take out a tin, open it to reveal it filled with ground 'beef' that has over stayed its welcome-
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290872455581.jpg)
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290874542375.jpg)
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290877069217.jpg)
A twelve year old BACK INJURY OHHH.
:spag:
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/1290873570228.jpg)
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9657/women01.jpg)
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2807/84683826.jpg)
(http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/7097/lbs.jpg)
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1513/vintageadschlorinol.jpg)
Oh for fuck's sake.
This country can be such a cesspool at times. :lulz:
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 20, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 20, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 20, 2011, 11:38:13 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 20, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2011, 11:50:11 PM
This country can be such a cesspool at times. :lulz:
I feel like lancing boils....with a boar spear.
(http://i.imgur.com/d74Xp.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/I9l5U.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/8BwdP.jpg)
Quote from: Madigan T Nubilous on January 20, 2011, 11:32:55 PM
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1513/vintageadschlorinol.jpg)
You guys think the ad's bad? Have a look at the wikipage
:horrormirth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polychlorinated_biphenyl
(http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/01/17/sexist_old_ad.jpg)
(http://homewealthproject.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/HLIC/60870d72c8a4fa59a2e824128d3a1972.jpg)
Holy shit
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fEU_MCLHdFY/SMB9Fz63BtI/AAAAAAAADhw/p4PzZI9xLk0/s320/insame_child_wants_ham_ad.jpg)
where the hell do they find these kids >.>
(http://www.amazingwomenrock.com/images/stories/sexist/vintageads4.jpg)
.........
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4392876880_c4e01da959.jpg)
That's real. No shit.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31347383@N05/4392876880/
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 01:58:32 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4392876880_c4e01da959.jpg)
That's real. No shit.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31347383@N05/4392876880/
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :horrormirth:
(http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2007/06/06/lysol_douche.jpg)
(http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2008/09/body-history-lysol-douche.jpg)
(http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/adaccess/BH/BH02/BH0213-150dpi.jpeg)
They were just a little obsessed with stank back then, right? :lulz:
Terrifyingly obsessed.
Also I love the ones that imply that the reason her husband won't fuck her is because her pussy smells. :horrormirth:
DISINFECT THAT DIRTY, DIRTY HOLE, YOU FILTHY, VORACIOUS WOMAN! :crankey:
My favorite part is how it's the woman's fault and a "wifely sin" to allow it to happen. :lulz:
Also, the line "an odor she may not detect, but which is so readily apparent to people around her" obviously translates to
"YOUR CUNT STINKS AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN SMELL IT, YOU OBLIVIOUS COW". :x
And all of this nonsense about "YUO might not even be aware of your stank!" to make women paranoid. Talk about using marketing to create an impression of need for a product.
And that's why those ads are definitely "Bob's" work. Selling you products you didn't even know you needed, at unbelievable prices!
Quote from: Nigel on January 24, 2011, 03:31:18 AM
(http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/adaccess/BH/BH02/BH0213-150dpi.jpeg)
This is just begging to be photoshopped but my photoshop skills are FAIL.
What do you want done with it?
It would be good to revive the advertising campaign, and get it carried in Cosmo, Hello, etc. It's message is just as important today, as it ever was.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 24, 2011, 01:58:32 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4392876880_c4e01da959.jpg
That's real. No shit.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31347383@N05/4392876880/
That one put me through a pretty wide and complex range of emotions.
(http://i.imgur.com/wbPKG.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/pSRVp.gif)
We need MOAR.
Connie gives Bob a run for his money at chess while smoking hash.
(http://www.chessbase.com/news/2012/winter/winter044.jpg)
SCIENCE!
(http://www.bambootrading.com/400/a-484.jpg)