Hello fellow disco-fagsfreaks (how do you guys greet each other?),
you perhaps read the title of this thread and think who is this guy and why is he bothering us? Well let me explain:
It all started a week ago I was reading the Illuminatus Triology and decided to buy Principia Discordia. When it got delivered (together with The Book of the Subgenius and another book which I won't reveal) I got really excited and started reading it immediately. Then my third nostril sniffed something wrong about the text. When I was half way through I started looking online and found this site.
I checked the online version of the book and to my surprise the book is supposed to have pictures. Suddenly everything became clear and I understood why the text was so badly formatted. I got scammed :argh!:
I warn everybody not to buy the version published by Pacific Publishing Studio
This is the cover:
(https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1348743169l/11991747.jpg)
Well atleast it caused me some confusion but mostly sadness.
Are you guys aware of this version? Is this part of OM? Is Pacific Publishing Studio trying to undermine Eris and perhaps part of the Illuminati?
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.
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Quote from: marouano on October 14, 2017, 12:55:43 AM
Hello fellow disco-fags (how do you guys greet each other?),
And just like that, I stopped reading.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2017, 03:31:09 AM
Quote from: marouano on October 14, 2017, 12:55:43 AM
Hello fellow disco-fags (how do you guys greet each other?),
And just like that, I stopped reading.
oh come on, give the guy a break. it's how the internet talks now. you know, intentionally offensive and edgy because god forbid you be mistaken for someone with any amount of respect for other people since that would make you seem weak. and discordia is obviously a blanket justification for doing whatever it takes to get a rise out of people since it's all about being, like, non-conformist and meta. or whatever.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2017, 03:31:09 AM
And just like that, I stopped reading.
Sorry been on the internet for to long to act like a well adjusted individual, I modified it for you :thumb:
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 14, 2017, 07:04:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2017, 03:31:09 AM
Quote from: marouano on October 14, 2017, 12:55:43 AM
Hello fellow disco-fags (how do you guys greet each other?),
And just like that, I stopped reading.
oh come on, give the guy a break. it's how the internet talks now. you know, intentionally offensive and edgy because god forbid you be mistaken for someone with any amount of respect for other people since that would make you seem weak. and discordia is obviously a blanket justification for doing whatever it takes to get a rise out of people since it's all about being, like, non-conformist and meta. or whatever.
This is why I hate FB discordians. Jonathan Bost is more or less the spokesman for an entire generation of cadmium-poisoning victims.
(Blank)-fag is so 2008, anyway. If you're gonna be an edgelord at least keep up with where the edge is.
Also that sounds infuriating about the book. I suggest Holy Nonsense to soothe your eyemeats.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 15, 2017, 11:51:54 PM
(Blank)-fag is so 2008, anyway. If you're gonna be an edgelord at least keep up with where the edge is.
Also that sounds infuriating about the book. I suggest Holy Nonsense to soothe your eyemeats.
Edge-lording has always been the bane of "weird" groups. Discordians, Subgenius, Pastafarians, Last Thursdayists, you name it. You can't have a fun joke without someone using it as an excuse to vent their petty bigotry or - as has been seen here more than once - to get their crazy stalker on.
The Subgenii ancients refer to it as the "kook factor".
Oh yeah, I bought this version of the book about a year ago or so. Intensely disappointing. I don't even know where that copy is; I think I gave it away and repressed the memory of buying it in the first place until now.
My first version of the PD was a hypertext version - didn't have images either.
It was okay though - when you find the version with pix, you can re-read it and get a totally new sense of it.
Wait, people actually read the PD? Like, the words and stuff?
I always just drank a bottle of Benadryl and freaked the fuck out over the pictures.
Buying any version of the PD is a terrible mistake.
Write your own. There's at least a 50% chance it will be better.
Hey bugger off, you can't be "new". I am "new". If we were both "new" we would be "news" and that would be plain retarded. Not that I care, but it might affect your reproductive abilities. You wanna get laid, yes?
You're not the current Spiritual Leader of all Discordia, that job goes to the most recent registered member of the board
(https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=38245.0;attach=6212;image)
On a related note, don't read the Principia Discordia or anything else on www.sacred-texts.com as their stuff is without exception missing illustrations and badly formatted in general
Don't buy the Steve Jackson Games version because he's a horrible, horrible person.
Quote from: Mr. Gone on November 02, 2017, 11:36:51 PM
Don't buy the Steve Jackson Games version because he's a horrible, horrible person.
It sounds like there's a story behind this. What is it?
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on November 03, 2017, 12:27:39 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gone on November 02, 2017, 11:36:51 PM
Don't buy the Steve Jackson Games version because he's a horrible, horrible person.
It sounds like there's a story behind this. What is it?
IIRC, the cunt tried to copyright it.
:cramstipated:
The Cunt copyrighted it (hah!) and added some ads in the back
editing is fine
using Our Holy Book as a sales platform
okay, also fine
but fuck him anyway!
Not as bad as that time Will smith stole wicca wicca wild wild west
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 14, 2017, 02:02:53 AM
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.
Why is it a bad idea to read it?
Hah, next you'll be asking why is it bad to read the Necrocomicon.
Which is of course because it is the copyright intellectual property of its author Steve "Abdul Alhazred" Jackson
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on November 03, 2017, 12:27:39 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gone on November 02, 2017, 11:36:51 PM
Don't buy the Steve Jackson Games version because he's a horrible, horrible person.
It sounds like there's a story behind this. What is it?
He's a callous, soulless opportunist. I dunno, I think he just liked the imagery and trappings of Discordia to sell games and stuff, but could give a lick about the actual philosophy.
Quote from: Mr. Gone on November 04, 2017, 01:23:57 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on November 03, 2017, 12:27:39 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gone on November 02, 2017, 11:36:51 PM
Don't buy the Steve Jackson Games version because he's a horrible, horrible person.
It sounds like there's a story behind this. What is it?
He's a callous, soulless opportunist. I dunno, I think he just liked the imagery and trappings of Discordia to sell games and stuff, but could give a lick about the actual philosophy.
Nobody gives a fuck about the actual philosophy. I hate him because he was clumsy about the whole heist.
Yeah, there is that. He's such a gomer.
Sounds like a revenge quest for "an untold wealth of treasure."
Quote from: Faust on October 24, 2017, 03:30:31 PM
You're not the current Spiritual Leader of all Discordia, that job goes to the most recent registered member of the board.
That's the most sensible thing I've ever heard. Anywhere. Hold on while I make a new account.
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on November 12, 2017, 04:43:06 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 24, 2017, 03:30:31 PM
You're not the current Spiritual Leader of all Discordia, that job goes to the most recent registered member of the board.
That's the most sensible thing I've ever heard. Anywhere. Hold on while I make a new account.
You actually want that responsibility? I can recall a couple of times that attitude has backfired in history. There's also a small chance of infinite wealth so I guess it balances out. Go for it, just remember to have me shot before I can organize a coup.
I like pie.
But does pie like you?
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 14, 2017, 02:02:53 AM
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.
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May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?
Quote from: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 14, 2017, 02:02:53 AM
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.
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May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?
Other than being silly and hard to follow without a background in absurdism or the occult, it says very little with a lot of words compared to other pieces that have been made since. I mean, if you've got time and whimsy to kill, have it it. But be sure to get one with pictures in it if you do feel the need to read it. Otherwise, it's like reading Doctor Seuss, except every rhyming word is replaced with "REDACTED" and every picture is replaced with a cat hanging precariously from a string presented with the words "Hang in there, baby."
Have you heard of Hylozoics? It's all the good stuff in plain english. No bullshit riddles. "This is what you are, this is where you've been, this is where you go and what to work on, how it works, etc." It is dead simple.
Am I allowed to talk about things other than discordianism on here?
I don't recommend eating at pizza places. You'll end up in an NWO reptilian (((Soros))) sex dungeon.
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2018, 03:27:13 PM
I don't recommend eating at pizza places. You'll end up in an NWO reptilian (((Soros))) sex dungeon.
Yea I expected a reply like this after using that analogy lol.
Quote from: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 03:16:20 PM
Have you heard of Hylozoics? It's all the good stuff in plain english. No bullshit riddles. "This is what you are, this is where you've been, this is where you go and what to work on, how it works, etc." It is dead simple.
Am I allowed to talk about things other than discordianism on here?
I had not heard of it.
But yes. In fact, it's usually not a good idea to talk about anything that's even remotely related to Discordianism. It's much cooler if you keep Discordianism out of the mainstream by pretending it's a taboo topic every time it's brought up. 8)
As placeholders for most statements about Discordianism, we like to use the :fnord: , :lulz: , or :notnice: emojis.
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2018, 03:27:13 PM
I don't recommend eating at pizza places. You'll end up in an NWO reptilian (((Soros))) sex dungeon.
:lol: It's probably the sauce. It's made from the same chemicals that make the frogs gay.
Quote from: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 14, 2017, 02:02:53 AM
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.
Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk
May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?
Because Kill Your Idols. Because when you meet the Buddha on the road, eat him.
Quote from: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on October 14, 2017, 02:02:53 AM
To be fair, it's generally a bad idea to read any version of the PD. But for sure one without pictures should be avoided.
Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk
May I ask why? I am confused with Discordianism a bit as I am new here. But you sound like a Pizza shop owner telling his customers not to eat pizza. I don't get it.. Is this book worse than The Psychonaut's field manual? (which I have not read and probably wont). Does it distort one's mind or something?
Don't believe anything anyone tells you.
The Principia Discordia is totally harmless.
Definitely get one with pictures.
I see what you did there.
Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2018, 01:07:21 PM
I see what you did there.
Of course you did, you were born with the power of True Sight. But please don't be smug, lots of us are still blind as dysfunctional frying pans. We'd love to see the world as complex and vibrant as you, but all we can have are the mental images triggered by your words.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN
TRUE SIGHT, PLEASE CALL 911 AND EXPLAIN YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY DEATH CULT CALLED "DISCORDIANS", WHO GAVE YOU ONE LAST WISH BEFORE CONSUMING YOUR KIDNEYS, SO YOU ASKED FOR A CELLPHONE.
If you're going to by the Principia Discordia, make sure you buy the pamphlet version which has all the pages printed on a single, double-sided piece of paper
Judging by this internet forum; "Discordians" are all a bunch of drug addicts blowing each other. Sorry...not. "Discordianism isn't nice" (of course there are ALWAYS exceptions. Always a few live wires) In the spirit of Docktor Dilbert: "Fuck off and die!"
And yet you cannot stay away :lulz:
I see the way of the future: The Principiadiscordia, illustrated like the psychonaut's, but with less XAOS.
How can we miss you and regret our bad acts if you don't leave?
The wings fold if you pin them too soon.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 25, 2018, 03:05:51 AM
How can we miss you and regret our bad acts if you don't leave?
I spat at the screen laughing. That's a classic line.
Quote from: marouano on October 14, 2017, 12:55:43 AM
Hello fellow disco-fagsfreaks (how do you guys greet each other?),
you perhaps read the title of this thread and think who is this guy and why is he bothering us? Well let me explain:
It all started a week ago I was reading the Illuminatus Triology and decided to buy Principia Discordia. When it got delivered (together with The Book of the Subgenius and another book which I won't reveal) I got really excited and started reading it immediately. Then my third nostril sniffed something wrong about the text. When I was half way through I started looking online and found this site.
I checked the online version of the book and to my surprise the book is supposed to have pictures. Suddenly everything became clear and I understood why the text was so badly formatted. I got scammed :argh!:
I warn everybody not to buy the version published by Pacific Publishing Studio
This is the cover:
(https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1348743169l/11991747.jpg)
Well atleast it caused me some confusion but mostly sadness.
Are you guys aware of this version? Is this part of OM? Is Pacific Publishing Studio trying to undermine Eris and perhaps part of the Illuminati?
That's why I've bought the "Evangelical Edition" in my case ;)
Quote from: WidgetOtaku on March 18, 2018, 03:33:26 PM
That's why I've bought the "Evangelical Edition" in my case ;)
Have you found the newspaper ad from
Illuminatus! yet?
Quote from: Frontside Back on January 23, 2018, 03:13:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2018, 01:07:21 PM
I see what you did there.
Of course you did, you were born with the power of True Sight. But please don't be smug, lots of us are still blind as dysfunctional frying pans. We'd love to see the world as complex and vibrant as you, but all we can have are the mental images triggered by your words.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS INTERESTED IN TRUE SIGHT, PLEASE CALL 911 AND EXPLAIN YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY DEATH CULT CALLED "DISCORDIANS", WHO GAVE YOU ONE LAST WISH BEFORE CONSUMING YOUR KIDNEYS, SO YOU ASKED FOR A CELLPHONE.
:O i must try this. :O