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#2371
Or Kill Me / aini is busted
March 06, 2005, 01:09:23 PM
Quote from: agent compassion:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Someday science will discover the gene that makes men compelled to describe their endowments in hyperbolic terms.....
:roll:

Geez I mean you don't see ladies saying "Check out my labia, it's a foot wide, seriously!"

:roll:

<bows to AC's comic genius>...  :lol:   :lol:   :lol:
#2372
Quote from: agent compassion
QuoteI'm guessing they won't be replacing 'the constitution state' on their license plates any time soon....

Isn't CT where Mrs. Mangrove is?

yes....and where Mr Mangrove will be before the year is out  :D
#2373
Quote from: agent compassionNo, he's a Texan, adopted because Connecticut disowned his sorry ass.

8)

And Scribe - dude, you did more to mindfuck your Uni in a week than I've done in two terms. My hat, if it existed, would be off to you sir.

bush is from CT? holy crap. well, they sure as hell don't make that widely known...lol...i'm guessing they won't be replacing 'the constitution state' on their license plates any time soon....
#2374
Or Kill Me / Epistle to the Ball-less
March 05, 2005, 10:12:04 AM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: TiggerTell her you're half-black, and watch her start kissing ass.

I've done this with anti-semites, and it's funnier than hell.

I've half a mind to tell the next bigot I meet that I'm from the "ax1s of evil" just to watch them shit themselves..hehehe

-A.C., Masshole

8)

AC, you've invented the new ethnicity label. everyone's irish/american, italian/american, etc etc etc....but you can introduce yourself as:
                          AXIS/AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!

brothers & sisters, can i get a RAH?
#2375
Or Kill Me / aini is busted
March 04, 2005, 08:55:49 PM
Scribe? Dude? Drunk yet?
#2376
Or Kill Me / The Good Rev: Lost in America.
March 04, 2005, 08:52:46 PM
From: Heaven's Mirror by Graham Hancock (not the best source I know..)

 "The Aztecs reported that the source of this doctrine of non-violence and cosmic gnosis was a god-king known as Quetzacoatl - 'the plumed serpent' (quetzacoatl means, literally, 'feathered' or 'plumed', coatl means 'serpent'). He had ruled, they said, in a remote golden age, having come to Mexico from a far-off land with a group of companions. He had taught, quite specifically, that living things were not to be harmed and that human beings were never to be sacrificed, but only 'fruits and flowers of the season'. His cult was absorbed with the mysteries of life beyond death and he was said to have made a journey to the underworld and to have returned to tell the tale."
#2377
Or Kill Me / The Good Rev: Lost in America.
March 04, 2005, 08:40:39 PM
sorry eld - gambatte kudasai. very common japanese expression that sort of means 'please keep going'. they like to encourage people who are having bad or weird days.
#2378
Or Kill Me / Re: The Good Rev: Lost in America.
March 04, 2005, 08:34:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
...and people are polite.  They understand, you see, that it is bad policy to be rude to someone, when there is a very good chance that the person you are speaking to is armed to the teeth with pistols that have their serial numbers filed off.




ChefRog goes looking for spicy food and learns the secret of bushido.

gambatte kudasai!

Weird days, no?

extremely weird. ancient japanese warrior culture i can help with....stuffed snakes? sorry...not so good....unless you want to hit it with a sword, in which case i might be helpful. though i do like springy snakes, but that's another thread entirely....ok, i'll shut up...<goes back to bar to wipe glasses>
#2379
Or Kill Me / Re: The Good Rev: Lost in America.
March 04, 2005, 08:25:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
...and people are polite.  They understand, you see, that it is bad policy to be rude to someone, when there is a very good chance that the person you are speaking to is armed to the teeth with pistols that have their serial numbers filed off.




ChefRog goes looking for spicy food and learns the secret of bushido.

gambatte kudasai!
#2380
Or Kill Me / aini is busted
March 04, 2005, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: Bob the BabyPD drinking game, anyone?

Take a drink whenever the following happens on this thread:

 When anyone says: Shut up aini
 When Horab goes off on a comic tangent, with lots of 'n00bs' and cursing
 When aini tries to appease either Hugh or Roger
 When either Hugh or Roger remain unapppeased
 When LMNO walks through the thread in a skirt
#2381
Principia Discussion / kill aini
March 03, 2005, 06:21:43 PM
what is the correct collective noun for a group of ainis? (if such a thing exists, i still think that she's acting alone...)
#2382
man, i hate to see bunnies cry....<gives fluffy a carrot drink voucher for use at the OB>

<pats fluffy on head>  there, there...i'm sure the security services have more newsworthy targets to find than a discordian rabbit.
#2383
Principia Discussion / kill aini
February 28, 2005, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: a knee::stabs this pope where it hurts::

Oh, you did not just go there missy.

::grabs aini, travels forward in time ten years and defenestrates her from the top of the Freedom Towers::

:twisted:

thank you CLF, you pimped my troll!
#2384
Or Kill Me / Oracles of Dumb
February 28, 2005, 12:43:42 AM
<mangrove emerges from office with spare blankets>

enjoy
#2385
Or Kill Me / Oracles of Dumb
February 28, 2005, 12:39:28 AM
<sees CLF drink/fort fest>

ok, i really need to sleep...but first...<gets Senor L his drinks>

'night everybody!