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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 11, 2018, 10:31:31 pm

Title: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 11, 2018, 10:31:31 pm
What do you post here? Your favorite sentences from your own writing, or someone else's with attribution. Context is for losers.
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 11, 2018, 10:32:36 pm
"The only god in this dismal world was the one she was off to kill."
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 03:39:36 am
"The sisters trooped down the stairs...The house smelled of garlic, which one of the servants had festooned all over everything, perhaps to mask the smell of the corpse, perhaps as an insult to their mother."
- Maria Devahna Headley
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on September 12, 2018, 05:00:09 am
"To him who seeks a reason but cannot abide any hypothesis of a design, whether in the form of Providence or of the Diabolical, there remains only the rationalist's substitute for demonology--statistics."
  -Stanisław Lem
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: rong on September 12, 2018, 07:04:37 am
It seems I only know how to forget the things that I want to remember.
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Post by: Ziegejunge on September 12, 2018, 05:02:15 pm
"I remember thinking the interstates were like veins in a continental body, and that the cars were blood being pumped through them."
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 25, 2018, 06:45:37 pm
Cheating in my own thread, fight me


“I probably should have picked a different place to stop, huh?”
“Nah, genocide is my favorite first date discussion topic.”
“That must go over so well with the ladies.”
“Oh, like you would not believe. I have a whole mountain of discarded underthings they leave in my apartments.”
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on January 01, 2019, 04:25:21 pm
"Yes, I killed him.  I killed him for money, and for a woman.  And I didn't get the money, and I didn't get the woman."
 -Walter Neff
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Al Qədic on January 23, 2019, 01:09:17 am
"He lays down and says, 'Beat me, daddy.'"--Malcolm X, during his speech at the founding rally of his Organization of Afro-American Unity, 1964.
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 23, 2019, 02:27:48 am
"You take me to the hopsital I will cut your ballface off," I mumble, most of the words landing in the right order.
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: wudgar on January 24, 2019, 07:37:21 am
Make America Great Again.  D. Trumpovitch
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Post by: Al Qədic on February 08, 2019, 10:46:02 pm
From last week's episode of Welcome To Night Vale, written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, and Brie Williams: "The prison of your own mind is undergoing budget cuts."
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2019, 11:26:36 pm
"I will rip the flesh from my face and unleash the skull of torment upon you"
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: MMIX on February 09, 2019, 12:40:14 am
"I'd far rather be happy than right any day." Douglas Adams H2GT2G
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Al Qədic on February 27, 2019, 06:38:31 am
Courtesy of a friend, a big black woman with an eyepatch: "Uh, 911, hello? I have an issue. There's a giant black lady outside my house. She is fighting a giant monster made of vegetable soup. She's completely naked except for an eyepatch, and is swinging around a giant emery board. Also-- ...hello? Hello?! Goddammit, every fucking time."

Courtesy of another friend is a dramatic reading of that blurb: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DitMfauyzX
Enjoy :lulz:
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Brother Mythos on February 28, 2019, 05:48:02 pm
“If I could stick a knife in my heart, suicide right on stage, would it be enough for your teenage lust? Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?”

- Keith Richards / Mick Jagger
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on July 23, 2019, 07:01:50 pm
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
    --Tuco
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: discordia22 on December 08, 2020, 10:25:22 am
the grass ain't greener on the other side. it's greener where you water it and people tend to mistake that...
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 03, 2021, 03:50:12 am
Maybe the real money down the drain was the friends we made along the way.
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: minuspace on May 05, 2021, 08:38:34 pm
"Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason."
—Inventor of the flush toilet
Title: Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
Post by: Lord Batwing Candlewaxxe on May 09, 2021, 12:50:18 am
"All identity is complicated, because all identity is false; just a show we put on for ourselves and others."