Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: deet on June 02, 2006, 03:04:45 am

Title: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: deet on June 02, 2006, 03:04:45 am
Homer called today, and said he got the word
He said that he hopes you still haven't heard
Of Eris.

Well, I rushed to my window. and then I looked outside;
I was sure that I saw, but could not believe my eyes
As a golden apple core dropped soundly into my life.

Oh, I don't know what she's thinking,
Or how this will go,
But I guess she's got her reasons
Even if it's just 'cause she's Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
To tell her that I'm fleeing, without a second glance.
After all of this, I guess I should admit
that I'll stay for a bit, with Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

We grew up together,
But I never knew her name.
Saw her every day,
but didn't like her games.
Oh, Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Now she's walking through my door,
With her golden apple core,
And there's no doubt in my mind,
that there's a basket holding more.
Oh, Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Oh, I hope that she's leaving.
But I hope that she'll stay.
'Cause for twenty-four years
my life has been this way.
Oh, Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
Maybe after this, it's my turn to dance.
With Eris.


Eris? Eris? All of us hail Eris!
Title: smooookin WTFIA
Post by: mind on June 06, 2006, 06:21:38 am
OMFG!
Smokie!  I just played this song for a bunch of freaks in the woods last weekend. Actually prefer this erisian flip to the original!  nice.
Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: shyataroo on October 08, 2006, 03:28:00 am
what song is it? is it called alice who the fuck is alice?
Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: DrunkenMonkey on October 19, 2006, 06:50:01 am
If you would care to look to your left, I'm going to steal that...

Would be a smash at karaoke
Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: DrunkenMonkey on October 19, 2006, 07:07:33 am
Oh, and to answer your question, Eris is the chunkofrockformerlyknownas 2003 UB313. aka The former tenth planet (http://www.pantheon.org/information/whatsnew.html#24)

Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 19, 2006, 06:58:08 pm
Oh, and to answer your question, Eris is the chunkofrockformerlyknownas 2003 UB313. aka The former tenth planet (http://www.pantheon.org/information/whatsnew.html#24)

(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/8082/oldnewspn1.jpg)
Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: DrunkenMonkey on October 20, 2006, 12:06:28 am
Ya ya, hate me all you want.

I don't pay taxes
Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: l0c0dantes on October 21, 2006, 05:01:32 am
1 more post!
Title: Re: Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)
Post by: Jasper on October 30, 2006, 02:10:03 am
Oh, and to answer your question, Eris is the chunkofrockformerlyknownas 2003 UB313. aka The former tenth planet (http://www.pantheon.org/information/whatsnew.html#24)

(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/8082/oldnewspn1.jpg)

Yoink'd.  :lol: