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Peace Fams -

Was digging thru the digital crates when I stumbled across this gem:

Occurred to me that back in the day, we had a lot of cool insights like this floating around and giving insight to the innate flaws and flexibilities of language -

Something that I recollect waxing philosophically and having a blast with y'all about over the years -

We made our own garbage headlines and spread them out - lots of yuks to be had -

Thing now is: kinda get the feeling that this is getting to be more prevalent in media in general, perhaps from the 'more fun than you really wanted' angle -

I know there is a high level of general media skepticism in these parts (this may come across as preaching to the choir), but it feels more and more like most news outlets (at least of the political inclination) are just mailing it in these days -

Not to get all nostalgic about the past, but I feel like at least they tried to make the scandals and conspiracies seem legitimate back in the day -

Maybe it's an artifact of having the Internet around this long -

Who knows -

Maybe what I'm feeling is that fake news is more fun when it's not blatantly coming from the actual news -


(PS - I dont know how to input images in a forum post anymore - bear with me if that dont work)

(PS pt II - yea - I cant figure it out - there is a link instead)

Apple Talk / Love you and miss you
« on: January 28, 2017, 06:08:09 pm »
Had to say it.

Kinda tripping out that it has been over 10 years since this place changed my life.


Principia Discussion / 7-ish years of non-anonymity
« on: June 19, 2015, 06:18:58 pm »
well -

after several years of not functioning primarily anonymously, i feel like i might be getting a bit exhausted of it -

been thinking about this place a lot lately -

Literate Chaotic / Looking for help / feedback on a thing I did
« on: January 24, 2013, 05:34:34 pm »
Peace Fams -

Back in the day (like '05 or '06) between here and one of the other Discordian boards that I think doesn't exist anymore, I had crafted some stories of a particular style that was very much informed by a lot of the stuff that y'all had put on my mind -

Over time I have aggregated a bunch of these stories and recently have found time to put them all together.

Only issue is, I don't know if they are shit or not, and beyond that, I don't know what to do with them beyond let them exist.

Writing is not my profession by any stretch, but I wouldn't mind playing around with ways to put these out for people to check -

They can be found here:

I am hoping that people at least find them to some degree interesting or entertaining and ultimately not a waste of time -

Please let me know if you have any thoughts / feedback / suggestions -

Any insights are monumentally appreciated x 1000000000000000


Apple Talk / New Mobile Keyboard Technology
« on: October 22, 2012, 05:32:17 pm »
So damn cool

Apple Talk / piece of fuck
« on: October 18, 2012, 05:02:51 am »
the only thing that bugs me about this forum now is that every time i pop my head back in here over the last 3 years i get emotional and then i bounce because i feel soft and it affects what i do on the daily

Apple Talk / Church Websites: With FOX NFL-Sunday Production Quality
« on: October 17, 2012, 04:05:39 pm »
i dont know if anybody saw this portfolio before

but you should check it:

Literate Chaotic / Sports
« on: October 17, 2012, 06:39:40 am »
she stumbled while she was walking
looking good but he just got this jacket and the way that drink was wobbling -

wasn't bout to let her spill on it

god damn get yourself together
at least keep your shit straight

at the local japaneasy waiting for the hot plate

just because he's white it dont mean he want a fork
just because he aint smiling it dont meaning he's on the dark side of the force

the messenger said 'come forth'
he came fifth: still got in the door

his slate was clean
bust a mean move on the floor

moonwalk -> headspin -> flip to electric slide
only one at the party guzzling the rice wine

or how they call it: sake
in his head was like the theme song to Rocky
far from sloppy
confident but not cocky

when told he couldnt do something
response was like "watch me"

that kind of dude
be your best friend one day: next day - challenge you

on some duel to the death shit
no meat: sometimes shellfish

and dont even get him started on the true meaning of 'selfish'

the universe and its rightful owner
dead man to the organ donor

good girl kept it tight
chump was lying when he said he boned her

or bagged her
tagged her

how ever you wanna call it
yea your idea's good
but your pitch needs polish

nobody gonna buy it
not even your loving parent

how the fuck you gonna get high
when you cant even pay the rent?

these 'put the cart before the horse' kids
not seeing trees OR the forest

you could tell he was hungry:
dude was eating raw porridge

Apple Talk / This is for BMW
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:00:09 am »

If you are still around these parts:

I love you, motherfucker.

Word is bond.


Apple Talk / Piss
« on: October 02, 2010, 08:41:04 pm »
go rain on a parade

Literate Chaotic / I Get the Strangest Letters, Pt.IV
« on: October 29, 2009, 02:48:33 pm »
Dear LHX,

HA HA - as if the regular names aren't bad enough, do you still not mind being referred to by that ridiculous alias?

How have you been?

"Can't complain"? as the locals sometimes say?
"Not bad", perhaps?

We see that you have been keeping yourself busy, and we must admit that we are proud to see this trend having developed within yourself.

It seems that the lesson has effectively sunk in, and we admire how you find solace from the dramas that used to plague you by trying to keep yourself consistently overwhelmed with your little projects and tasks.

It is cute. Your 'serious face' is adorable.

We like how you've been handling the sleep deprivation, and it has been nice to see that you still try to find ways to get in touch with us in your spare time.

Although we know that you do try to keep your conscious self well-grounded and understanding that horrible things may well be approaching, we want to confirm that the act of doing so does not actually prevent these things from happening.

Now, we're not saying that you are trying to fool anybody, but we just want to make sure that it's known that if you ARE trying to fool anybody, you are not.

You are not fooling anybody.

There are still more places that you will need to visit. A few "empty spots on the passport", if you will.

Loss, disfigurement, generalized scorn, and various new forms of disease and abandonment are all candidates to arrive shortly.

As well, some of the old adversaries may drop by once again to make sure you haven't forgot about any of the things that you may feel you have already overcome.

Yes, we understand that there may be a generally threatening undertone to this letter, but we also know that if you have really made it to that "place" that you have been trying to get to, you should be able to handle this with relative ease.

Keep in mind that if you were to face us now, we would still destroy you.

Keep finding the comedy in the situation.

If you find that your head is up your ass, do whatever you have to do to take a shit.

Keep filling your notebook with that Science,

See you soon,

W__________ et al

Bring and Brag / Alternate Celebrity Names
« on: October 17, 2009, 03:15:15 am »
1. Melt Gibson
2. Dandy Glover
3. Uma Thirstman
4. Jerry Signfest
5. Bruce Willits
6. Debbie Moore
7. Johnny Depth

Or Kill Me / ring ring - yo its for you
« on: February 27, 2009, 02:33:29 am »
we will get large incomes and re-write history

Or Kill Me / winning perspectives
« on: January 23, 2009, 12:47:28 am »











Literate Chaotic / "If you can type, you can make movies"
« on: January 16, 2009, 10:29:22 pm »
uh oh

apologies if this has been posted already...


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